The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio | 04/24/26 |
| effete rigor gaming laptop | 04/24/26 |
| Massive Penile Appendage | 04/25/26 |
| brilliant stage national security agency | 04/24/26 |
| drunken blue indirect expression | 04/24/26 |
| smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio | 04/24/26 |
| brilliant stage national security agency | 04/24/26 |
| niggerstomper59 | 04/25/26 |
| aphrodisiac set corn cake | 04/24/26 |
| effete rigor gaming laptop | 04/24/26 |
| white nursing home | 04/24/26 |
| smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio | 04/24/26 |
| aphrodisiac set corn cake | 04/25/26 |
| niggerstomper59 | 04/25/26 |
| Vigorous impressive bawdyhouse | 04/24/26 |
| Transparent State Famous Landscape Painting | 04/24/26 |
| Cowardly center | 04/25/26 |
| GHOSTCHAD | 04/25/26 |
| cerise university tattoo | 04/24/26 |
| stimulating lilac theatre crotch | 04/24/26 |
| comical narrow-minded pervert | 04/25/26 |
| smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio | 04/25/26 |
| Massive Penile Appendage | 04/25/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 04/25/26 |
| Massive Penile Appendage | 04/25/26 |
| quarter-zip wifeguy | 04/25/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: effete rigor gaming laptop My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
 |
Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: brilliant stage national security agency buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: drunken blue indirect expression I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: brilliant stage national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: aphrodisiac set corn cake I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: effete rigor gaming laptop That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: white nursing home be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: aphrodisiac set corn cake When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Vigorous impressive bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Transparent State Famous Landscape Painting Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Cowardly center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: GHOSTCHAD (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: cerise university tattoo He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
|
Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: stimulating lilac theatre crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: comical narrow-minded pervert Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: smoky mentally impaired spot digit ratio We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |