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let's be honest: johnsmeyer is a shitty poster overall

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dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
(straight up faggot)
Splenetic concupiscible lay pocket flask
  10/07/13
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Floppy Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/27/14
nah, he's a bottom 5 poster and so are you, faggot
Jet-lagged abode clown
  06/27/14
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Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
agreed
Hyperactive internet-worthy shrine alpha
  10/07/13
stfu
puce supple regret place of business
  10/07/13
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big mediation church building
  10/07/13
Always pumos.
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
kill yourself geek
Duck-like big-titted striped hyena national
  10/07/13
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Jet-lagged abode clown
  06/27/14
This is not merchant grade bullion.
Curious sooty set reading party
  10/07/13
I disagree I think JM is a team of the most elite poaster...
bisexual spruce windowlicker locus
  10/07/13
his memes are really awkward and forced. it makes me cringe ...
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
Forcing memes is the only way to get them through.
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
the scholarship meme was kind of funny for a few weeks (but ...
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
But they gained popularity. That's all that matters no? I ob...
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
i'm just a black pumo expressing my opinion on board matters...
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
lmao jfc.
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
why take this the wrong way? i hope this thread spurs you to...
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
lol not taking it the other way brother. Responding to your ...
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
(askav alt)
Contagious pea-brained ape
  10/07/13
i've hated that guy since day 1. fuck him.
wine trailer park
  10/07/13
he makes me so angry, you know?
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
lol wtf?
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
please stop texting me.
wine trailer park
  10/07/13
Lol the only person in here spittin' hate that I've ever her...
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
he's about a cm cydot level poster
bright disrespectful indirect expression newt
  10/07/13
shut up you awkward bitch
Duck-like big-titted striped hyena national
  10/07/13
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Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
what? cm cydot is considered a rilly smarts poster
bright disrespectful indirect expression newt
  10/07/13
Never heard of him. I guess he is like a biglaw aspie. Grind...
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
everybody knows who he is. he's that mcauly caulkin motherfu...
bright disrespectful indirect expression newt
  10/07/13
ty brother. I will look out for this poaster.
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
how much does he squat? does he squat more with a baseball ...
Flickering magical base national security agency
  10/07/13
(flame)
Thriller garrison
  10/07/13
I get sick of all the ls/law firm flames, but I have to admi...
magenta razzle laser beams
  10/07/13
? brother. Explain what u mean by ls/law firm flames.
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
i dunno man, maybe it's not you. but i'm thinking of the on...
magenta razzle laser beams
  10/07/13
I thank you, my sweet brother!
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
Prance on, my sweet scholar
magenta razzle laser beams
  10/07/13
wait his stuff is flame?
big mediation church building
  10/07/13
everything except for the rowboat, which was a terrible, ter...
bright disrespectful indirect expression newt
  10/07/13
lololol
pearly property gay wizard
  08/19/16
it's not good crackling flame like the kind you get when you...
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
man idk who the fuck you are but you seem reasonable in this...
big mediation church building
  10/07/13
hey it's askav
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
yeah you seemed more tuned in than a typical raving pumo maf...
big mediation church building
  10/07/13
Johnsmeyer please don't bother justifying yourself to these ...
carnelian internal respiration
  10/07/13
When he first arrived, I thought he was annoying as fuck. ...
Lake underhanded nowag
  10/07/13
this
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
120, Johnsmeyer is cool cuz he;s like a popular kid in HS wh...
Vivacious digit ratio locale
  10/07/13
Yes. When I was brand new here he took me under his wing.
carnelian internal respiration
  10/07/13
Johnsmeyer: 180 poaster, board legend You: mumbling 187 w...
Zippy carmine karate
  10/07/13
180000
Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner
  10/07/13
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Glassy Fragrant Twinkling Uncleanness
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Fishy Stirring School Candlestick Maker
  10/07/13
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stimulating painfully honest wrinkle
  06/27/14
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Amber legend mood
  06/21/16
(Johnsmeyer)
Vivacious digit ratio locale
  10/07/13
Date: February 28th, 2011 8:09 PM Author: ...,.,.,,,,.,..,....
big mediation church building
  10/07/13
yeah i'm not askav, i was poking fun at him.
dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap
  10/07/13
FMA
big mediation church building
  10/07/13
i feel like this would be dishonest though
French boyish sanctuary
  10/07/13
When I make it in entertainment, I am stealing all of Johnsm...
wonderful startling hell
  10/07/13
No other poster has provided as many real LOLs than jm
Violent autistic toilet seat really tough guy
  10/07/13
He's a bottom 10 poster, no doubt.
Cobalt odious macaca
  10/07/13
Sounds like someone still hasn't seen War horse
crusty personal credit line
  10/07/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM
crystalline appetizing deer antler
  10/07/13
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Talking background story
  06/27/14
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Aromatic Puppy Sandwich
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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185780)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Splenetic concupiscible lay pocket flask

(straight up faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24188544)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Floppy Parlor Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829540)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged abode clown

nah, he's a bottom 5 poster and so are you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829694)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive internet-worthy shrine alpha

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185799)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: puce supple regret place of business

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185804)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: big mediation church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185806)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

Always pumos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185807)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Duck-like big-titted striped hyena national

kill yourself geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24188550)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged abode clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829741)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Curious sooty set reading party

This is not merchant grade bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185808)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: bisexual spruce windowlicker locus

I disagree

I think JM is a team of the most elite poasters on one account

Think: the Shakespeare of XO Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185826)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

his memes are really awkward and forced. it makes me cringe when i see him post about height and 22 year old women hitting menopause or whatever. i guess it's like an aspie's idea of a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185849)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

Forcing memes is the only way to get them through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185873)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

the scholarship meme was kind of funny for a few weeks (but not oh what a scholar). everything else you listed sucks, the height, the age, war horse, everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185882)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

But they gained popularity. That's all that matters no? I obviously can't make you happy but if people talked about that stuff, then why do I care what you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185888)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

i'm just a black pumo expressing my opinion on board matters in a free market of ideas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185895)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

lmao jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185899)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

why take this the wrong way? i hope this thread spurs you to become a better poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185937)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

lol not taking it the other way brother. Responding to your poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185984)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Contagious pea-brained ape

(askav alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: wine trailer park

i've hated that guy since day 1. fuck him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185854)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

he makes me so angry, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185859)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:16 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

lol wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185866)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: wine trailer park

please stop texting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185917)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

Lol the only person in here spittin' hate that I've ever herrrrd of is bloodacre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185869)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: bright disrespectful indirect expression newt

he's about a cm cydot level poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185872)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Duck-like big-titted striped hyena national

shut up you awkward bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185876)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185878)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: bright disrespectful indirect expression newt

what? cm cydot is considered a rilly smarts poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185887)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

Never heard of him. I guess he is like a biglaw aspie. Grinds, grinds, grinds, but really shitty at marketing himself so people don't know who the fuck he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185892)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: bright disrespectful indirect expression newt

everybody knows who he is. he's that mcauly caulkin motherfucker who always posts about drinking wine and chasing butterflies and not watching tv and shit

you're a very useful poster, dude. case in point: i wouldn't be able to parody the "do women really yell at guys for looking at them?" thread with "do women really ding guys for being < 5'9"" without u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185903)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

ty brother. I will look out for this poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185909)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Flickering magical base national security agency

how much does he squat? does he squat more with a baseball in his ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185870)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Thriller garrison

(flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185889)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: magenta razzle laser beams

I get sick of all the ls/law firm flames, but I have to admit that I literally LOL'd at the prancing scholar poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185901)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

? brother. Explain what u mean by ls/law firm flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185907)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: magenta razzle laser beams

i dunno man, maybe it's not you. but i'm thinking of the ones that are about some obviously flame situation (Caught Cheating on Evidence Exam! or the C&F threads). I just don't think they're that amusing or worthwhile.

Overall, I'd have to say I like your more absurdist work better. All in all, though, I disagree with the OP and think you should be thought of as an asset to the xo community.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185932)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

I thank you, my sweet brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: magenta razzle laser beams

Prance on, my sweet scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185950)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: big mediation church building

wait his stuff is flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185919)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: bright disrespectful indirect expression newt

everything except for the rowboat, which was a terrible, terrible tragedy.

and the day he went to work with his bro. that was real

and that guy that threw a punch at him in his own house, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185924)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: pearly property gay wizard

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#31221735)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

it's not good crackling flame like the kind you get when you throw logs together for a camp fire. it's more like a bonfire of discarded plastic and styrofoam. it grabs attention by virtue of its odor and noxious fumes but is rather offputting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185948)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: big mediation church building

man idk who the fuck you are but you seem reasonable in this thread.

JM is doing a service to a really burnt out dying board man and I like how he brings new ideas and doesnt just parrot mr jinxs jokes like the worlds greatest gay porn faggot, midnight cockboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185955)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

hey it's askav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: big mediation church building

yeah you seemed more tuned in than a typical raving pumo maf about some other poster being well liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185969)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: carnelian internal respiration

Johnsmeyer please don't bother justifying yourself to these JAF (jelly as fuck) pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185941)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Lake underhanded nowag

When he first arrived, I thought he was annoying as fuck.

Then I began to appreciate his flame as an art form.

Then he started sucking, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185947)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185951)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious digit ratio locale

120, Johnsmeyer is cool cuz he;s like a popular kid in HS who is isnt a douche and is nice to the nerds and losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185954)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: carnelian internal respiration

Yes. When I was brand new here he took me under his wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185997)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Zippy carmine karate

Johnsmeyer: 180 poaster, board legend

You: mumbling 187 with his dick in your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185959)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Motley abnormal liquid oxygen corner

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185987)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Glassy Fragrant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189277)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Fishy Stirring School Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189310)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: stimulating painfully honest wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829566)



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Date: June 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Amber legend mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#30759732)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Vivacious digit ratio locale

(Johnsmeyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185986)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:07 PM
Author: big mediation church building

Date: February 28th, 2011 8:09 PM

Author: ...,.,.,,,,.,..,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,,,,... (aktp)

Yeah, I like his style of flame too. The financial district thing is accurate as well, which gives his flame a nice verisimilitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&forum_id=2#17398189)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186412)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed travel guidebook jap

yeah i'm not askav, i was poking fun at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186443)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: big mediation church building

FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186518)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 PM
Author: French boyish sanctuary

i feel like this would be dishonest though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186416)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful startling hell

When I make it in entertainment, I am stealing all of Johnsmeyer's material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186561)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: Violent autistic toilet seat really tough guy

No other poster has provided as many real LOLs than jm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189206)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Cobalt odious macaca

He's a bottom 10 poster, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189290)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: crusty personal credit line

Sounds like someone still hasn't seen War horse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189301)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: crystalline appetizing deer antler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189336)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Talking background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829530)



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Date: June 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Puppy Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#30759698)