what are ur favorite small xo running gags
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)
my personal 2:
- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)
- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165401) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: fulano
the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.
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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178972) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt)
the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.
"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"
"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"
"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179038) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: slippery socio-emotio-economic slope (gunneratttt)
he has a very unique style that is
mesmerizing
durr durr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178990) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: '"'"'"''"
George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.
I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178992) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."
"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
Class of 2014
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179071) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181271) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180200) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass
gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable
obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment
I'm gay/I love men
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179287) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Daisy Hill Puppy Farm
assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination
the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180226) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: ....;.::..............,,;,.,,,,,,....
the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180289) |
Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: you\'re the puppet
whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."
also, lol @ your life, no frog
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180342) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180977) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180978) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM Author: '"'"'"''"
Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.
Trumpmo
Lawmo
Fishingmo
Etc.
I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180983) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
stfu fagmo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181269) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181258) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
BEEP BEEP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181259) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
butthold vs. butthole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181273) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181893) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
grow a beard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181276) |
Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181429) |
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