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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: bronze mother

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: multi-colored private investor nibblets

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: bronze mother

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: histrionic bright school cafeteria internal respiration

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: lascivious godawful school fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Poppy forum death wish

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Floppy Foreskin



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready bateful locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Sticky dashing pocket flask business firm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: histrionic bright school cafeteria internal respiration



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: cobalt boiling water library

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: bronze mother

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: cobalt boiling water library

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: bronze mother

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Sticky dashing pocket flask business firm



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: azure exhilarant base

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: lascivious godawful school fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting well-lubricated temple



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Contagious Shivering Cruise Ship Old Irish Cottage

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: bronze mother

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Contagious Shivering Cruise Ship Old Irish Cottage

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: bronze mother

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Contagious Shivering Cruise Ship Old Irish Cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: insecure cheese-eating property bbw

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: blue dead azn

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Garnet awkward pervert

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: bronze mother

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Contagious Shivering Cruise Ship Old Irish Cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned fishy wrinkle heaven



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Aqua Razzle Space Karate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Curious Lodge Philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: domesticated area mental disorder



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: wine beady-eyed blood rage

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: bronze mother

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: cobalt boiling water library



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Sticky dashing pocket flask business firm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: insecure cheese-eating property bbw

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring stock car church building

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Racy lay water buffalo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: crystalline motley dopamine

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: lascivious godawful school fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring Fantasy-prone Deer Antler

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Contagious Shivering Cruise Ship Old Irish Cottage

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: insecure cheese-eating property bbw

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: cobalt boiling water library



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting well-lubricated temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Racy lay water buffalo



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: ebony legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: bronze mother

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling hall

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: sadistic rigor

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: cerebral fuchsia step-uncle's house

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Shimmering abode tattoo

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Stead Legend

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: bronze mother

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting well-lubricated temple

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: trip knife house

180

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