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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Hilarious sickened spot potus

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Glassy Costumed Field



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Motley magical double fault skinny woman



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Sinister Chad



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Bronze Feces University

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lake Offensive Place Of Business



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Hilarious sickened spot potus



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: jet excitant doctorate jap

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: free-loading roast beef

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: odious gay wizard trump supporter

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: stimulating whorehouse



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Fragrant nibblets



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: sexy autistic candlestick maker

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious Bespoke Menage Personal Credit Line



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Hilarious sickened spot potus



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring sienna fortuitous meteor range

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring sienna fortuitous meteor range

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abusive Mental Disorder

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Laughsome know-it-all institution

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Ivory nighttime mad cow disease ratface



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: misanthropic theater giraffe



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Laughsome know-it-all institution

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Balding low-t macaca



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone shrine

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome know-it-all institution

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abusive Mental Disorder



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Duck-like Center Dragon



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Trip primrose space newt



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Adventurous vermilion indian lodge jew

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: White Gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Sadistic party of the first part incel

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: contagious onyx hall ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Sadistic party of the first part incel

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: gaped ruby faggotry

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Chestnut blood rage

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Saffron House-broken Pit Juggernaut



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: slimy amber patrolman



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: slimy amber patrolman



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Chestnut blood rage

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: gaped ruby faggotry



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Orange jewess senate

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Marvelous turquoise sanctuary roommate



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring indigo school cafeteria queen of the night



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Hilarious sickened spot potus

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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Author: contagious onyx hall ape



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