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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
house-broken ladyboy party of the first part
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
pearly parlor
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
anal theater mad cow disease
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
house-broken ladyboy party of the first part
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Exhilarant Toaster Orchestra Pit
  05/10/24
No
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Pale duck-like genital piercing
  05/10/24
180
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
soul-stirring affirmative action
  05/10/24
180
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
splenetic red jew
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
glittery angry blood rage water buffalo
  05/10/24
180
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
splenetic red jew
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
hateful keepsake machete meetinghouse
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Tantric athletic conference giraffe
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Embarrassed to the bone center
  05/12/24
...
house-broken ladyboy party of the first part
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
arrogant haunted graveyard double fault
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Carmine property masturbator
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Onyx big ticket booth
  05/10/24
...
Thriller piazza
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Indigo Spot Place Of Business
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
soul-stirring affirmative action
  05/10/24
180
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Buck-toothed Codepig Tanning Salon
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
heady cocky heaven
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Onyx big ticket booth
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Ocher voyeur
  05/10/24
...
Diverse peach kitchen
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
bearded partner
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
buff razzmatazz stage immigrant
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
ungodly international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Pale duck-like genital piercing
  05/10/24
...
godawful milk locale
  05/10/24
...
Coral national security agency candlestick maker
  05/10/24
...
Onyx big ticket booth
  05/11/24
Kike!
Dashing mewling round eye dilemma
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Exhilarant Toaster Orchestra Pit
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Mind-boggling Institution Death Wish
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
costumed bossy casino deer antler
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Histrionic Henna Senate
  05/10/24
...
arrogant haunted graveyard double fault
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
cobalt legend home
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
aromatic rigor
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
costumed bossy casino deer antler
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
lake university old irish cottage
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
costumed bossy casino deer antler
  05/12/24
probably no one
house-broken ladyboy party of the first part
  05/12/24
...
Coral national security agency candlestick maker
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Laughsome Azn
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
olive dog poop
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
costumed bossy casino deer antler
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
heady cocky heaven
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
olive dog poop
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
heady cocky heaven
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Passionate Crystalline Public Bath
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Spectacular smoky marketing idea pervert
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
heady cocky heaven
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Embarrassed to the bone center
  05/12/24
...
Laughsome Azn
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: house-broken ladyboy party of the first part

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: pearly parlor

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: anal theater mad cow disease

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: house-broken ladyboy party of the first part

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Toaster Orchestra Pit

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Pale duck-like genital piercing

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring affirmative action

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: splenetic red jew

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: glittery angry blood rage water buffalo

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: splenetic red jew

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: hateful keepsake machete meetinghouse

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Tantric athletic conference giraffe

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone center

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: house-broken ladyboy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: arrogant haunted graveyard double fault

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Carmine property masturbator

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Onyx big ticket booth

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Thriller piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Indigo Spot Place Of Business

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring affirmative action

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Codepig Tanning Salon

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: heady cocky heaven

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Onyx big ticket booth

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Ocher voyeur

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Diverse peach kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: bearded partner

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: buff razzmatazz stage immigrant

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: ungodly international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Pale duck-like genital piercing

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: godawful milk locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Coral national security agency candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Onyx big ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Dashing mewling round eye dilemma

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Toaster Orchestra Pit

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Institution Death Wish

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: costumed bossy casino deer antler

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Henna Senate

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: arrogant haunted graveyard double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: cobalt legend home

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: aromatic rigor

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: costumed bossy casino deer antler

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: lake university old irish cottage

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: costumed bossy casino deer antler

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: house-broken ladyboy party of the first part

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Coral national security agency candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Azn

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: olive dog poop

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: costumed bossy casino deer antler

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: heady cocky heaven

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: olive dog poop

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: heady cocky heaven

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Passionate Crystalline Public Bath

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Spectacular smoky marketing idea pervert

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: heady cocky heaven

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone center

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)