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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Spectacular Puppy Site
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Hilarious Aphrodisiac Ape Tank
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
supple bronze native corn cake
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
slate menage hissy fit
  06/06/25
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Plum Preventive Strike
  06/06/25
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coral gas station really tough guy
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Spectacular Puppy Site
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Swashbuckling stage
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
shivering autistic university water buffalo
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
medicated old irish cottage
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
cerebral white legend boiling water
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Swashbuckling stage
  06/06/25
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coral gas station really tough guy
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
cerebral white legend boiling water
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
wine electric fortuitous meteor house
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
Damn
wine electric fortuitous meteor house
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
coral gas station really tough guy
  06/06/25
not including tip
cerebral white legend boiling water
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domesticated therapy
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medicated old irish cottage
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Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat
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slate menage hissy fit
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Multi-colored mewling pozpig
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Spectacular Puppy Site
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medicated old irish cottage
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Swashbuckling stage
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Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat
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Adulterous judgmental ticket booth potus
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Contagious Avocado Friendly Grandma Point
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Hilarious Aphrodisiac Ape Tank
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supple bronze native corn cake
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high-end mischievous genital piercing locale
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dashing hall coldplay fan
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Talking impertinent mexican
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yapping khaki hospital
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startled regret doctorate
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Confused indian lodge
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Provocative dilemma
  06/06/25
LOL
mildly autistic chartreuse shitlib piazza
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Umber insane selfie
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medicated old irish cottage
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
out-of-control azure home
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Confused indian lodge
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
big range
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
big range
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
medicated old irish cottage
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
big range
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
coral gas station really tough guy
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
cerebral white legend boiling water
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Talking impertinent mexican
  06/06/25
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Obsidian Vivacious Sound Barrier Black Woman
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
cerebral white legend boiling water
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
disrespectful orange area prole
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Green mother
  06/06/25
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Plum Preventive Strike
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
mauve plaza weed whacker
  06/06/25
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Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
high-end mischievous genital piercing locale
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Contagious Avocado Friendly Grandma Point
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
yapping khaki hospital
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Talking impertinent mexican
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
fuchsia crackhouse
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
swollen outnumbered tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Multi-colored mewling pozpig
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Salmon cuckold
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Spectacular Puppy Site

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Hilarious Aphrodisiac Ape Tank

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: supple bronze native corn cake

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: slate menage hissy fit

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Plum Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: coral gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Puppy Site

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stage

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: shivering autistic university water buffalo

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: medicated old irish cottage

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cerebral white legend boiling water

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stage

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: coral gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cerebral white legend boiling water

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: wine electric fortuitous meteor house

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: wine electric fortuitous meteor house

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: coral gas station really tough guy

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cerebral white legend boiling water

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: domesticated therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: medicated old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: slate menage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Multi-colored mewling pozpig

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Spectacular Puppy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: medicated old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Adulterous judgmental ticket booth potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Contagious Avocado Friendly Grandma Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Hilarious Aphrodisiac Ape Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: supple bronze native corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: high-end mischievous genital piercing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: dashing hall coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Talking impertinent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: yapping khaki hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: startled regret doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Confused indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic chartreuse shitlib piazza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Umber insane selfie



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: medicated old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: out-of-control azure home

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Confused indian lodge

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: big range

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: big range

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: medicated old irish cottage

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: big range

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: coral gas station really tough guy

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: cerebral white legend boiling water

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Talking impertinent mexican

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian Vivacious Sound Barrier Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: cerebral white legend boiling water

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: disrespectful orange area prole

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Green mother

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Plum Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jap kitty cat

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: mauve plaza weed whacker

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: high-end mischievous genital piercing locale

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Contagious Avocado Friendly Grandma Point

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: yapping khaki hospital

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Talking impertinent mexican

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: swollen outnumbered tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored mewling pozpig

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Salmon cuckold

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bright foreskin idiot

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)