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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: twisted mischievous ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060010) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: painfully honest boyish theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: mahogany irate house generalized bond Dear Jurisprudence,
How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?
Signed,
Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: talented mustard address jew A cult?
Friend, you don't join.
You just realize you were always a member.
Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.
She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.
She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.
She said it is too late for me.
She said this is fine.
This is f- |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM Author: twisted mischievous ape have you considered being Tall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: spectacular home macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM Author: mahogany irate house generalized bond Dear Jurisprudence,
How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.
He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.
Signed,
Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM Author: smoky offensive idiot preventive strike Dear Dad,
He's old enough. Let 'er rip.
Yours truly, Jurisprudence |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Bisexual spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065853) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM Author: twisted mischievous ape Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water! sincerely, |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM Author: aqua lettuce foreskin Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM Author: spectacular home macaca tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134) |