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Donkey Kong Bananza is Proof that Idiocracy is Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ
nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann
  07/25/25
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Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete
  07/26/25
Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so...
histrionic ratface international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
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motley mint university goyim
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people to...
nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann
  07/26/25
Wii was just a weird fad, Outsold PS3 and 360. Second bes...
histrionic ratface international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
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canary crawly national
  07/26/25
It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sal...
nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more ...
crystalline philosopher-king
  07/27/25
Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds in...
Orchid Diverse Sneaky Criminal Indian Lodge
  07/26/25
Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the mo...
Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete
  07/26/25
I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environm...
Orchid Diverse Sneaky Criminal Indian Lodge
  07/26/25
proles deserve what proles get
Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete
  07/26/25
I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from...
nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann
  07/26/25
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gold appetizing space electric furnace
  07/26/25
A video game “critic” monotonously droning on th...
Cheese-eating concupiscible den
  07/26/25
This is good. I like the author's "conspiracy theory...
chocolate athletic conference
  07/26/25
I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see som...
gold appetizing space electric furnace
  07/26/25
https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625 https://www.youtube.com/...
chocolate athletic conference
  07/26/25
Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some...
Galvanic Medicated Lodge Rigor
  07/27/25
"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children...
Primrose sexy cuck brethren
  07/27/25
he's like 29 probably just Bald
nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann
  07/27/25
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Galvanic Medicated Lodge Rigor
  07/27/25


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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49131973)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic ratface international law enforcement agency

Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so I can only assume he's right about DK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49132912)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: motley mint university goyim



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann

Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people took a 15+ year break from Nintendo (Wii was just a weird fad, galaxy didnt sell well) so it felt fresh. The whole genre is tired if you’re an old not to mention kid-friendly and always chasing the dragon of the godlike Mario 64.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49132926)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: histrionic ratface international law enforcement agency

Wii was just a weird fad,

Outsold PS3 and 360. Second best selling Nintendo console after Switch (excluding Gameboy/DS).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49132972)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: canary crawly national



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann

It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sales. Galaxy sold 12m, Wii sold 100m. Galaxy 2 sold 7m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133219)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: crystalline philosopher-king

Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more like a theme park ride. I watched some DK Bananza on YouTube and it looks similarly easy imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49135388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Orchid Diverse Sneaky Criminal Indian Lodge

Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds into the reveal trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133004)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete

Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the most boring shit imaginable, you are literally just running around smashing shit, there's essentially zero resistance or effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133008)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Orchid Diverse Sneaky Criminal Indian Lodge

I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environments. They look like something out of a lauch Xbox 360 game. I was thinking Kameo: Elements of Power. And they aren't designed for precision platforming. If it wasn't attached to a major nintento license, it would be a 6.2/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133018)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete

proles deserve what proles get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133094)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann

I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from. The SNES library on the Switch online gives me the exact feeling I had contemporaneously which was like holy shit this is like 60 hours of cumulative first-party content to cover an entire gen and not all of it is great. Even for most of the SNES gen I was like "jesus christ next Gen will be so much better." Nintendo was outshined by 3rd parties on the SNES moreso than any platform imho. No one else says this.

And then N64 came and their 30 years of Humiliation started. So I wonder if that's why the fanboys are so passionate. Just because they Lost so many gens. A passionate af cohort of Losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133322)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: gold appetizing space electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133330)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating concupiscible den

A video game “critic” monotonously droning on that his Ape Smash video game is no fun and represents the dawn of Idiocracy is too meta for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133225)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: chocolate athletic conference

This is good.

I like the author's "conspiracy theory," that the current trend of gaming has to do with the lowering of the global IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133407)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: gold appetizing space electric furnace

I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see someone who agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133417)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: chocolate athletic conference

https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOhYLCEQFM&t=988s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49133436)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Medicated Lodge Rigor

Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some edgy dude trying to get clicks.

Bananza is a fun game tho. It’s a 9/10 3D platformer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49134946)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Primrose sexy cuck brethren

"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children" cries the 45 year-old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49135362)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: nighttime beady-eyed boltzmann

he's like 29 probably just Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49135372)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Medicated Lodge Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2#49135427)