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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
bright painfully honest den associate
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Navy curious sound barrier wrinkle
  04/24/26
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Idiotic point giraffe
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
rose alpha tanning salon
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
ultramarine adventurous doctorate
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
citrine sweet tailpipe locale
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
ultramarine adventurous doctorate
  04/24/26
Link?
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  04/24/26
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bright painfully honest den associate
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
mentally impaired scarlet principal's office
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
medicated nursing home
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
mentally impaired scarlet principal's office
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
shimmering histrionic business firm
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
learning disabled native wagecucks
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
pea-brained trailer park lettuce
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
maize center
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Gay provocative chad selfie
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
medicated nursing home
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
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  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: bright painfully honest den associate

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Navy curious sound barrier wrinkle

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Idiotic point giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: rose alpha tanning salon

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: ultramarine adventurous doctorate

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: citrine sweet tailpipe locale

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: ultramarine adventurous doctorate

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: citrine sweet tailpipe locale

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: bright painfully honest den associate

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired scarlet principal's office

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: medicated nursing home

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired scarlet principal's office

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: shimmering histrionic business firm

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: learning disabled native wagecucks

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: pea-brained trailer park lettuce

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: maize center

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Gay provocative chad selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Magical heaven quadroon



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Gay provocative chad selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: medicated nursing home

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: rose alpha tanning salon

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)