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Hypo: $8M to drive 200 pounds of cocaine to 48 states
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Nazca Redlines A genie makes you the following offer:
200 pounds of high qulaity, uncut cocaine will magically appear at any location you choose. You must then drive that cocaine to 48 US states. After you reach your 48th state, you will get $8M tax free.
The genie is neutral on police, cartel, and activity insofar as none will know of the cocaine or be looking for it or you (in relation to the hypo, at least) at the beginning of the hypo. But, the genie offers no protection from law enforcement, cartels, or gangs if you get on any radars once the hypo begins.
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme i wouldnt do it because of moral reasons. fuck drug traffickers. but for sheer risk aversion reasons i would take it in a second. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49909999) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Nazca Redlines What moral reasons? You don't have to deliver the cocaine to any dealers or users.
What's your stragey if you take the deal? |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme rent a uhaul van, not a box truck and put it in the back blocked by a bunch of junk. drive safely. profit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910003) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Uhaul seems conspicious and unnecessary. Why not a regular car/minivan/SUV? It would be more comfortable to drive and easier to drive safely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910012) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme i would come up with stories about how im moving. im not putting a mattress and shit in a normal car. normal middle class people move like 10-15x/yr. theres nothing conspicuous about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910018) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM Author: crime lord this is hard, because you're virtually certain to be pulled over multiple times just for having out of state plates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910000) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Disagree. In particular, for a white or Asian driver (i.e., most of XO) driving a reasonably nice but inconspicuous car, like a newish Toyota and obeying traffic laws.
I've driven cross country multiple times. We (me and the friends/GFs I drove with) were only pulled over once or twice across many thousands of cross-country driving miles. The single time I was pulled over as the driver on one of those trips, I was probably going 85 in a 70 in an area I now know was heavily policed. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:30 AM Author: crime lord i've gotten pullled over in alabama, georgia and south carolina a bunch with out of state plates. i've never even gotten ticketed. cop just wants to poke around. don't think i could handle that with 200 lbs of cocaine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910021) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Were you going the speed limit? What's suspicious about you? Even in low-traffic areas, I-95 gets thousands of cars per day, most (even most with OOS plates) aren't getting pulled over.
Did they ever search your car? You could package the cocaine such that a human wouldn't be able to smell it if you got pulled over, unlike 200 pounds of weed, which would be very tough to mask. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM Author: gaetan dugas nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910002) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Why not? You can keep the cocaine after completing the trip if you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910010) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM Author: gaetan dugas never been pulled over in my life
no reason risking my asshole for 8MM |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Sounds like you're a good candidate for saying "yes" to the hypo if you've never been pulled over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910038) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 2:23 PM Author: gaetan dugas 8mm is not worth the chance of life in prison with insane niggers and spics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910132) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: cowgod63&1/3 absolutely. rent one of those big mercedes touring vans so that even in the unlikely event it is ever found there is still some plausible deniability that it’s yours. package it up beyond airtight and then weld it shut into metal containers made to be concealed in the van’s storage areas. customize the van as necessary so that these containers are seamlessly integrated into the rest of the upholstery. you’re advantaged over normal mules in that the packaging, extraction, and eventual condition of the cocaine do not have to meet any efficiency or quality standards. pack up your family and take them on a cross-country road trip (which explains the rented van). obey all traffic rules. i would be surprised if an optimized path to drive into every state is much more than 10k miles. you could be done in two weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910054) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) The only way this is really difficult is if FLOCK cameras have nationalized to the point that police would be alerted to you driving a zany zig-zag route across the country. The risk/reward seems fine otherwise.
I’ve road tripped all over the country and have been pulled over zero times. The only real risk is from a traffic accident. Getting pwned because of some fender bender with a lunatic Baltimore driver on I-95 would be an infuriating way to end this challenge. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Richard Ames Yes. Buy a Sprinter van and film the trip as a "Touring the USA" vlog series on YouTube. Perfect cover IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2#49910188) |