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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bat shit crazy stage athletic conference
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Beta field
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Arousing institution corn cake
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Chartreuse cruise ship digit ratio
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
passionate amber boistinker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Frisky sound barrier pistol
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
titillating scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
aqua trust fund
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
indigo godawful volcanic crater
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Comical Black Woman
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
twisted effete queen of the night
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Up-to-no-good yellow kitchen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Avocado twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
cr
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
indigo godawful volcanic crater
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
bull headed famous landscape painting point
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
twisted effete queen of the night
  06/30/25
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self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Avocado twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Misanthropic Nursing Home
  07/01/25
*bussy
Amethyst Floppy Home Rigor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Frisky sound barrier pistol
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mint razzle native
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dashing ivory wrinkle
  06/30/25
fuck
Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mint razzle native
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bat shit crazy stage athletic conference
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
bull headed famous landscape painting point
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
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Federal fortuitous meteor gas station
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Plum Lascivious Resort
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
flatulent public bath
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Grizzly odious selfie
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
zombie-like shrine
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
exhilarant elastic band
  06/30/25
tcr
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
just jump
abnormal copper market
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
...
jet-lagged talented piazza tattoo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive
  06/30/25
wow
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
chest-beating french chef
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
aqua trust fund
  06/30/25
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abnormal copper market
  06/30/25
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Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
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twisted effete queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Pearly out-of-control chapel police squad
  06/30/25
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sable electric party of the first part
  06/30/25
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zombie-like shrine
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
exhilarant elastic band
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Plum Lascivious Resort
  06/30/25
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stimulating hateful office
  07/01/25
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Misanthropic Nursing Home
  07/01/25
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rough-skinned glittery boiling water
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Vibrant lodge legal warrant
  07/01/25
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galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus
  07/01/25
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Arousing institution corn cake
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
passionate amber boistinker
  06/30/25
bro
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
...
exhilarant elastic band
  06/30/25
lol
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
...
Ultramarine Soul-stirring Patrolman Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
free-loading hell internal respiration
  06/30/25
jfc
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
indigo godawful volcanic crater
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Pearly out-of-control chapel police squad
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sable electric party of the first part
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
free-loading hell internal respiration
  07/01/25
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flatulent public bath
  07/01/25
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sable electric party of the first part
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
useless jap
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
bull headed famous landscape painting point
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cerebral crawly location
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Blue Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
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Cerebral crawly location
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles
  07/01/25
lol
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
...
abnormal copper market
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vivacious Balding State Roommate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Racy university
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
twinkling diverse azn
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
pale temple
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
claret address
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Provocative Center
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cerebral crawly location
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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Cerebral crawly location
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Misanthropic Nursing Home
  07/01/25
😟
hideous really tough guy
  07/01/25
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razzmatazz demanding box office
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cerebral crawly location
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
spruce gay wizard
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Frisky sound barrier pistol
  07/01/25
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Cerebral crawly location
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Frisky sound barrier pistol
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cerebral crawly location
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
nofapping gunner space
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Misanthropic Nursing Home
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Irradiated erotic faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cerebral crawly location
  07/06/25
...
Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Big menage
  07/06/25
...
sable electric party of the first part
  07/06/25
lol
self-centered library mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
wow
Cerebral crawly location
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage athletic conference

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Beta field

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Arousing institution corn cake

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse cruise ship digit ratio

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate amber boistinker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Frisky sound barrier pistol

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: titillating scourge upon the earth

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: aqua trust fund

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: indigo godawful volcanic crater

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Comical Black Woman

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: twisted effete queen of the night

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good yellow kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Avocado twinkling uncleanness

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: indigo godawful volcanic crater

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: bull headed famous landscape painting point

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: twisted effete queen of the night

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Avocado twinkling uncleanness

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Misanthropic Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Floppy Home Rigor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Frisky sound barrier pistol

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mint razzle native

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dashing ivory wrinkle

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mint razzle native

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage athletic conference

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bull headed famous landscape painting point

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Federal fortuitous meteor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Plum Lascivious Resort

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flatulent public bath

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Exciting Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Grizzly odious selfie

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: exhilarant elastic band

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: abnormal copper market

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged talented piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: chest-beating french chef

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aqua trust fund

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: abnormal copper market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: twisted effete queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Pearly out-of-control chapel police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sable electric party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exhilarant elastic band

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Plum Lascivious Resort

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: stimulating hateful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Misanthropic Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned glittery boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Vibrant lodge legal warrant

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Arousing institution corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: passionate amber boistinker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exhilarant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine Soul-stirring Patrolman Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: free-loading hell internal respiration

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: indigo godawful volcanic crater

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pearly out-of-control chapel police squad

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sable electric party of the first part

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: free-loading hell internal respiration

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: flatulent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sable electric party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: useless jap

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: bull headed famous landscape painting point

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Blue Son Of Senegal

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cerebral crawly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: abnormal copper market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Balding State Roommate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Racy university

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: twinkling diverse azn

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: pale temple

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: claret address

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative Center

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cerebral crawly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Misanthropic Nursing Home

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hideous really tough guy

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz demanding box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle wine fat ankles

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Frisky sound barrier pistol

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cerebral crawly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: galvanic aquamarine dog poop locus

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Frisky sound barrier pistol

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: nofapping gunner space

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic Nursing Home

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Irradiated erotic faggot firefighter

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Citrine Aphrodisiac Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Big menage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sable electric party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: self-centered library mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly location

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)