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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Startled tanning salon
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exhilarant locus puppy
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navy university
  10/09/14
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cerebral duck-like hell
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Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
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fragrant offensive base elastic band
  10/09/14
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self-centered floppy plaza
  10/09/14
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multi-colored rebellious business firm
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
zombie-like messiness
  10/09/14
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unhinged range
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
self-centered floppy plaza
  10/09/14
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unhinged range
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
supple brethren
  10/08/16
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zombie-like messiness
  10/09/14
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Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
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charcoal territorial parlor
  10/09/14
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Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/09/14
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iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
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Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/09/14
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hot roast beef
  10/09/14
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spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/10/14
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Nofapping Aromatic Sweet Tailpipe Jew
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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Coral indirect expression native
  05/15/22
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Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
lilac gaming laptop
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Odious Stage
  10/11/14
?
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Odious Stage
  10/11/14
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Concupiscible smoky pit
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Wonderful sex offender
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party
  12/25/15
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Insane cracking senate fanboi
  02/05/17
lol
Bateful Home
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Violent ceo
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/09/14
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Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/09/14
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Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/09/14
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stimulating frozen azn spot
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
zombie-like messiness
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Irradiated metal boltzmann church building
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
dashing point crotch
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring laser beams
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Vibrant nursing home
  10/09/14
Shrewd
alcoholic chapel international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office
  10/09/14
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slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
180
transparent jap
  10/09/14
180
Contagious sticky principal's office shitlib
  10/09/14
180^180
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
charcoal territorial parlor
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Vibrant nursing home
  10/09/14
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Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
navy university
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
erotic curious crackhouse gunner
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Olive diverse library mental disorder
  10/09/14
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azure kitty cat casino
  12/06/14
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Autistic bossy queen of the night
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Garnet resort
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/08/16
...
Bespoke orange therapy idea he suggested
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
?
Sienna Site Voyeur
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
marvelous claret garrison
  10/11/14
180
Galvanic trailer park ladyboy
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
boyish bronze cruise ship
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
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Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
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Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
stimulating frozen azn spot
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
stimulating frozen azn spot
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
boyish bronze cruise ship
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Vibrant nursing home
  10/09/14
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exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
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Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/09/14
...
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
appetizing overrated shrine
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
lol
navy university
  10/09/14
180
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
lmao
iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
tyft
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
Lol
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
...
razzle theatre foreskin
  10/09/14
This is good.
Red hissy fit institution
  10/09/14
180 billion
boyish bronze cruise ship
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot
  10/09/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/09/14
180 this is great
khaki medicated stain
  10/10/14
...
charcoal territorial parlor
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
razzle-dazzle potus menage
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
arousing pale rigpig theater
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
racy disgusting blood rage
  10/09/14
...
Obsidian cocky codepig
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Abusive Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
dark heady pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
...
Abusive Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
mahogany stead
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
cordovan misunderstood property masturbator
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Red hissy fit institution
  10/09/14
titcr
Abusive Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
navy university
  10/09/14
...
charcoal territorial parlor
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
chartreuse vivacious state macaca
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
navy university
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
mahogany stead
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Red hissy fit institution
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
mahogany stead
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
nudist stag film
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Laughsome Jade Market Faggotry
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
dark heady pisswyrm
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
...
Vibrant nursing home
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
...
Abusive Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/09/14
...
sable excitant patrolman
  10/09/14
...
180 Crimson Gas Station
  10/12/14
1800000000
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
sable excitant patrolman
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
navy university
  10/09/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Red hissy fit institution
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
crusty bull headed whorehouse
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Startled tanning salon
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
lilac gaming laptop
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Abusive Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Blue location
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
navy university
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/09/14
...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/10/14
...
boyish bronze cruise ship
  10/09/14
i could see it
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
bat shit crazy police squad
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Aphrodisiac Black Sanctuary
  06/27/16
...
fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Shivering ape mood
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
low-t kitchen ratface
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
cerise judgmental incel
  10/10/14
WTF?
iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Startled tanning salon
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/10/14
120
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman
  10/10/14
...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
...
Shivering ape mood
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
avocado factory reset button
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Startled tanning salon
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office
  10/10/14
...
maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
comical sneaky criminal really tough guy
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
shaky space
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Henna school son of senegal
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Garnet resort
  10/10/14
180
Confused karate office
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Lavender mind-boggling dilemma
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
lilac gaming laptop
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Garnet resort
  10/10/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
pearly thriller main people
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
navy university
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/10/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
comical sneaky criminal really tough guy
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Sadistic dopamine
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Glittery Up-to-no-good Lay Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
omg
lilac gaming laptop
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
beady-eyed doobsian station associate
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/11/14
...
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Hyperactive new version
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo
  10/18/14
...
provocative meetinghouse
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
buff electric affirmative action place of business
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Flesh stage
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
lilac gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set
  10/11/14
...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
erotic curious crackhouse gunner
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
lmfao
Irradiated metal boltzmann church building
  10/11/14
amazing
Swashbuckling Jet Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Red hissy fit institution
  10/11/14
180
navy university
  10/11/14
...
Vibrant nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
tripping center goyim
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
buff electric affirmative action place of business
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
Seriously.
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Flesh stage
  10/11/14
...
Hyperactive new version
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
vigorous dead national
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
transparent jap
  03/28/16
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Awkward Tan Church
  10/11/14
...
Narrow-minded Bistre School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  10/11/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
plz poast
wine rehab
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Narrow-minded Bistre School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Red hissy fit institution
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Impressive Histrionic Corner
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Canary Big Piazza Black Woman
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Red hissy fit institution
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
lol 180
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
razzmatazz hideous toilet seat hall
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
nowag
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
brindle godawful yarmulke heaven
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
brindle godawful yarmulke heaven
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Carmine background story
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
lilac gaming laptop
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Carmine background story
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
milky lodge
  10/11/14
keeping it real
nowag
  10/11/14
...
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/11/14
cr
address wagecucks
  10/11/14
Amen.
Shimmering haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
lol cr
azure kitty cat casino
  10/11/14
...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
sable excitant patrolman
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
lilac gaming laptop
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
lilac gaming laptop
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
sable excitant patrolman
  10/11/14
180
hospital
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
underhanded clear theater stage feces
  10/11/14
...
sable excitant patrolman
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
sable excitant patrolman
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/11/14
...
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/11/14
lol
fighting legal warrant area
  10/11/14
underrated
mahogany stead
  10/11/14
...
dull forum
  10/12/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
Red hissy fit institution
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/11/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
lol
high-end demanding newt
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
bipolar splenetic brunch
  10/11/14
...
poppy pervert
  10/11/14
180
Impressive Histrionic Corner
  10/11/14
180
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/11/14
180
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
coiffed den antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
Chrome
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
180
Impressive Histrionic Corner
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
nudist stag film
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Go on...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
...
nudist stag film
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
twinkling turdskin
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
  10/11/14
Yessir.
twinkling turdskin
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/11/14
...
Hyperactive new version
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
abnormal double fault
  10/12/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
...
dull forum
  10/12/14
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
beady-eyed doobsian station associate
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Hairless charismatic hominid
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
cerebral duck-like hell
  10/11/14
...
Bearded psychic roommate
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
harsh
  10/11/14
...
Bearded psychic roommate
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
razzle theatre foreskin
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
buff electric affirmative action place of business
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
beady-eyed doobsian station associate
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
nudist stag film
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
cordovan misunderstood property masturbator
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Hateful
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Awkward Tan Church
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Awkward Tan Church
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Mint Gaped
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
Oh my
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
omg
Twisted Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
violet doctorate
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
dashing point crotch
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
navy university
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Twisted Boistinker
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
walnut wild cuckold party of the first part
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Garnet resort
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Mint Gaped
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Geriatric Flickering Selfie
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Sadistic dopamine
  10/11/14
...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
180 Crimson Gas Station
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Lavender mind-boggling dilemma
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
disturbing aggressive
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
marvelous claret garrison
  10/11/14
wtf
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Nighttime bbw
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Sadistic dopamine
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Nighttime bbw
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
bipolar splenetic brunch
  10/11/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Garnet resort
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Confused karate office
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Sadistic dopamine
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
  10/11/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
nudist stag film
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
bipolar splenetic brunch
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
...
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
bisexual weed whacker mother
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
blathering
  11/21/15
...
twinkling turdskin
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
gtfo
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
thirsty
  10/11/14
Holy shit
buff electric affirmative action place of business
  10/11/14
?
dark heady pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
arrogant gay wizard
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
mauve
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
mauve
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Twisted Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
arrogant gay wizard
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
frum death wish
  10/11/14
lol
slimy public bath pocket flask
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
180
Impertinent
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Startled tanning salon
  10/11/14
120
Violent ceo
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
plum flatulent love of her life
  10/12/14
...
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
sable excitant patrolman
  10/12/14
...
Awkward Tan Church
  12/06/14
...
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Misanthropic Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Infuriating Generalized Bond
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Startled tanning salon
  10/12/14
Well!?
razzle theatre foreskin
  10/12/14
...
Slap-happy personal credit line stock car
  10/12/14
plz respond
sable excitant patrolman
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Sienna Site Voyeur
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Hyperactive new version
  10/12/14
Well?
Lavender mind-boggling dilemma
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
brilliant
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
dark heady pisswyrm
  10/12/14
180000000
Impressive Histrionic Corner
  10/12/14
??
iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
ruddy
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
navy university
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
K, ty.
navy university
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
navy university
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Startled tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
dark heady pisswyrm
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...
rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund
  10/12/14
...
Geriatric Flickering Selfie
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
twinkling turdskin
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
nowag
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
please continue
dull forum
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
sable excitant patrolman
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
twinkling turdskin
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Ocher sexy
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
lilac gaming laptop
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
nibblets rigor
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Startled tanning salon
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
nibblets rigor
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Startled tanning salon
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Ocher sexy
  10/12/14
ty
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Ocher sexy
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
nibblets rigor
  10/12/14
And scene.
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
nigger
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
nibblets rigor
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...
brindle godawful yarmulke heaven
  10/12/14
...
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
...
Sadistic dopamine
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
talented fantasy-prone useless brakes
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
copper dingle berry
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
Post 600!
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Ungodly light juggernaut
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
  10/12/14
You don't?
alcoholic chapel international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Startled tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
twinkling turdskin
  10/12/14
wtf
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/12/14
...
plum flatulent love of her life
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
tripping center goyim
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
tripping center goyim
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
lilac gaming laptop
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
orchid chest-beating temple
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/12/14
...
Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
frisky stirring orchestra pit persian
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
bisexual weed whacker mother
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
disturbing aggressive
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
dashing point crotch
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Ocher sexy
  10/12/14
...
blathering
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike
  10/13/14
180, ty.
navy university
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
water buffalo
  10/12/14
180
Chestnut alpha
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Peach gaping dragon
  10/31/16
...
blathering
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
big-titted partner coffee pot
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
pungent white keepsake machete
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Chrome
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo
  10/18/14
...
blathering
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Lavender mind-boggling dilemma
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
180 Crimson Gas Station
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
bipolar splenetic brunch
  10/13/14
?
180 Crimson Gas Station
  10/13/14
...
exhilarant locus puppy
  10/27/14
...
Ocher sexy
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Garnet resort
  12/06/14
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  04/07/15
...
Chrome
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
magenta circlehead
  04/22/15
...
iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend
  05/17/15
...
sinister genital piercing
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Exciting wrinkle electric furnace
  08/18/15
update?
cuck
  10/06/15
...
philosopher-king
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Ocher sexy
  10/11/15
...
Twisted Boistinker
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
burgundy
  10/12/15
bump
dark heady pisswyrm
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
cyan cumskin
  11/25/15
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  12/27/15
...
sinister genital piercing
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
ruby indecent headpube
  03/10/16
...
Obsidian cocky codepig
  03/28/16
...
green out-of-control prole
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
telephone
  06/27/16
...
180 Crimson Gas Station
  08/21/16
...
halford
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  08/22/16
...
Half-breed Chad
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
becky candlestick maker
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
lime dysfunction private investor
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
becky candlestick maker
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Half-breed Chad
  09/13/16
...
Hairless charismatic hominid
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Half-breed Chad
  09/13/16
Game of ""
jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Half-breed Chad
  09/13/16
...
Trump Supporter
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
halford
  09/13/16
...
philosopher-king
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
supple brethren
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Trip spruce immigrant locale
  10/31/16
:-)
Lemon
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Lemon
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
aquamarine french
  10/31/16
...
blathering
  10/09/18
...
Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party
  11/21/16
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  01/10/17
...
  02/04/17
...
Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party
  02/04/17
...
Lemon
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
deep irate
  02/04/17
...
Lemon
  02/04/17
...
Lemon
  02/04/17
...
aquamarine french
  02/05/17
...
Lemon
  02/08/17
...
fuchsia
  06/28/17
...
rose hairy legs
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Maniacal milk depressive
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
bright faggot firefighter
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
deep irate
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
beady-eyed doobsian station associate
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Tantric
  12/18/17
...
Painfully Honest Coldplay Fan
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
glassy friendly grandma
  01/06/18
...
Trump Supporter
  02/06/18
...
Swashbuckling Jet Marketing Idea
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
aquamarine french
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Maniacal milk depressive
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
mewling mildly autistic pozpig
  10/09/18
...
Contagious sticky principal's office shitlib
  10/17/18
...
magical dog poop
  05/19/19
...
provocative meetinghouse
  05/19/19
...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/14/19
...
Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground
  05/05/20
...
cream round eye lettuce
  06/28/20
...
Outnumbered travel guidebook
  06/29/20
...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  07/10/20
...
Autistic bossy queen of the night
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Citrine quadroon
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
fishy
  10/10/20
TITCR
bonkers mexican
  02/17/21
...
mewling mildly autistic pozpig
  10/08/21
...
gold pistol
  02/17/21
...
kink-friendly mad cow disease
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
chartreuse vivacious state macaca
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
ultramarine beta
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
ultramarine beta
  10/11/21
...
mewling mildly autistic pozpig
  10/07/22
...
startling
  12/02/21
...
boiling water fat ankles
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
sooty deer antler
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
becky candlestick maker
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Elite multi-billionaire toaster
  10/10/22
...
startling
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
startling
  11/23/22
...
cordovan misunderstood property masturbator
  05/06/23
...
Cowardly
  05/06/23
Time flies
Opaque alcoholic sandwich
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
burgundy
  05/06/23
...
boiling water fat ankles
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
sooty deer antler
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Purple Windowlicker
  10/09/23
...
aquamarine french
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
topaz mediation goal in life
  10/20/23
...
aquamarine french
  10/20/23
...
Lemon
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Violent giraffe
  10/20/23
...
startling
  10/20/23
...
mewling mildly autistic pozpig
  10/20/23
...
jewess community account
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Balding clown
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Startled tanning salon
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
cordovan misunderstood property masturbator
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: navy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: fragrant offensive base elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: self-centered floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: multi-colored rebellious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: zombie-like messiness

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: unhinged range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: self-centered floppy plaza

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: unhinged range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: supple brethren

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: zombie-like messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: charcoal territorial parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: hot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Nofapping Aromatic Sweet Tailpipe Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Coral indirect expression native



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Odious Stage

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Odious Stage

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Wonderful sex offender

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Insane cracking senate fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Bateful Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Violent ceo

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: stimulating frozen azn spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: zombie-like messiness

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Irradiated metal boltzmann church building

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: alcoholic chapel international law enforcement agency

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: transparent jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Contagious sticky principal's office shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: charcoal territorial parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: navy university

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: erotic curious crackhouse gunner

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Olive diverse library mental disorder

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: azure kitty cat casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Autistic bossy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Garnet resort

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Bespoke orange therapy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Sienna Site Voyeur

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: marvelous claret garrison

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: boyish bronze cruise ship

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: stimulating frozen azn spot

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: stimulating frozen azn spot

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: boyish bronze cruise ship

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: appetizing overrated shrine

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: navy university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: razzle theatre foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: boyish bronze cruise ship

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: khaki medicated stain

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: charcoal territorial parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle potus menage

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: arousing pale rigpig theater

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: racy disgusting blood rage

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Obsidian cocky codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Abusive Athletic Conference

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Abusive Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: mahogany stead

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: cordovan misunderstood property masturbator

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Abusive Athletic Conference

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: navy university

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: charcoal territorial parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious state macaca

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: navy university

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: mahogany stead

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: mahogany stead

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: nudist stag film

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Jade Market Faggotry

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Vibrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Abusive Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: 180 Crimson Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: navy university

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: crusty bull headed whorehouse

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Abusive Athletic Conference

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Blue location

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: navy university

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: boyish bronze cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy police squad

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Black Sanctuary

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: low-t kitchen ratface

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: cerise judgmental incel

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Shivering ape mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: avocado factory reset button

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Titillating Sound Barrier Box Office

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: comical sneaky criminal really tough guy

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: shaky space

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Henna school son of senegal

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Garnet resort

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Confused karate office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Lavender mind-boggling dilemma

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Garnet resort

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: pearly thriller main people

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: navy university

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: comical sneaky criminal really tough guy

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Sadistic dopamine

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Glittery Up-to-no-good Lay Internal Respiration

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian station associate

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive new version

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: provocative meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: buff electric affirmative action place of business

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Flesh stage

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: erotic curious crackhouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Irradiated metal boltzmann church building

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Jet Marketing Idea

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: navy university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: tripping center goyim

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: buff electric affirmative action place of business

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Flesh stage

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: vigorous dead national

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: transparent jap

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Awkward Tan Church

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Bistre School Cafeteria National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: wine rehab

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Bistre School Cafeteria National Security Agency

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: dashing point crotch

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Impressive Histrionic Corner

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Canary Big Piazza Black Woman

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: maize hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap regret

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: dashing point crotch

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz hideous toilet seat hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author:  nowag

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: brindle godawful yarmulke heaven

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: brindle godawful yarmulke heaven

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Carmine background story

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Carmine background story

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: milky lodge

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author:  nowag

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  address wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Shimmering haunted graveyard

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: azure kitty cat casino

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: underhanded clear theater stage feces

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: fighting legal warrant area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: mahogany stead

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  dull forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Red hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: high-end demanding newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bipolar splenetic brunch

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  poppy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Impressive Histrionic Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  coiffed den antidepressant drug

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Impressive Histrionic Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: nudist stag film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: 

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: nudist stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: 

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  abnormal double fault

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  dull forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian station associate

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: 

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like hell

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Bearded psychic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: harsh

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded psychic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: razzle theatre foreskin

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: buff electric affirmative action place of business

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian station associate

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: nudist stag film

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: cordovan misunderstood property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Hateful

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Awkward Tan Church

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Awkward Tan Church

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Mint Gaped

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful Turquoise Tank Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Twisted Boistinker

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  violet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: navy university

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Twisted Boistinker

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: walnut wild cuckold party of the first part

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Garnet resort

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Mint Gaped

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Geriatric Flickering Selfie

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Sadistic dopamine

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: 180 Crimson Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Lavender mind-boggling dilemma

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: disturbing aggressive

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: marvelous claret garrison

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: 

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Nighttime bbw

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Sadistic dopamine

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Nighttime bbw

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: bipolar splenetic brunch

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Garnet resort

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: 

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Confused karate office

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: 

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Sadistic dopamine

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: 

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: nudist stag film

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bipolar splenetic brunch

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker mother

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: blathering

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  thirsty

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: buff electric affirmative action place of business

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  mauve

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  mauve

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Twisted Boistinker

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  frum death wish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: slimy public bath pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Impertinent

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Violent ceo

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: plum flatulent love of her life

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Awkward Tan Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  Misanthropic Scourge Upon The Earth

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  Infuriating Generalized Bond

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: razzle theatre foreskin

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy personal credit line stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Sienna Site Voyeur

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive new version

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Lavender mind-boggling dilemma

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  brilliant

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Impressive Histrionic Corner

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: ruddy

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: navy university

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: navy university

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: navy university

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Startled tanning salon

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn indian lodge trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Geriatric Flickering Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author:  nowag

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: flirting ebony fortuitous meteor idiot

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Adulterous hairraiser striped hyena bawdyhouse

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  dull forum

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: sable excitant patrolman

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Ocher sexy

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  nibblets rigor

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  nibblets rigor

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Submissive Ivory Famous Landscape Painting Set

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Ocher sexy

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Ocher sexy

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  nibblets rigor

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  nibblets rigor

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: brindle godawful yarmulke heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Sadistic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: talented fantasy-prone useless brakes

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  copper dingle berry

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Ungodly light juggernaut

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: 

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: alcoholic chapel international law enforcement agency

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: twinkling turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: plum flatulent love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: tripping center goyim

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Vermilion deranged french chef filthpig

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: tripping center goyim

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: lilac gaming laptop

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: orchid chest-beating temple

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: maroon apoplectic legend cuckoldry

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: frisky stirring orchestra pit persian

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker mother

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: disturbing aggressive

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dashing point crotch

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Ocher sexy

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: spectacular insecure digit ratio volcanic crater

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field liquid oxygen

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious preventive strike

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: navy university

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  water buffalo

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Chestnut alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Peach gaping dragon

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: big-titted partner coffee pot

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: pungent white keepsake machete

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Chrome

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Crawly Parlour Tattoo

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Lavender mind-boggling dilemma

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage Abode

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: 180 Crimson Gas Station

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: bipolar splenetic brunch

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: 180 Crimson Gas Station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Ocher sexy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Garnet resort

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  magenta circlehead

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: iridescent ticket booth organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: sinister genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Exciting wrinkle electric furnace

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  cuck

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Ocher sexy

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Twisted Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: burgundy

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: dark heady pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: cyan cumskin

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: sinister genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: ruby indecent headpube

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Obsidian cocky codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: green out-of-control prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  telephone

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: 180 Crimson Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  Half-breed Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  becky candlestick maker

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  lime dysfunction private investor

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  becky candlestick maker

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  Half-breed Chad

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hairless charismatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  Half-breed Chad

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  Half-breed Chad

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  halford

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: supple brethren

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Trip spruce immigrant locale

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Lemon

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Lemon

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: aquamarine french

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Slate motley step-uncle's house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: deep irate

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: aquamarine french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: fuchsia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  rose hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Maniacal milk depressive

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  bright faggot firefighter

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: deep irate

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed doobsian station associate

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Tantric

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: glassy friendly grandma

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Jet Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: aquamarine french

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Maniacal milk depressive

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: mewling mildly autistic pozpig

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Contagious sticky principal's office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  magical dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: provocative meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carnelian house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: cream round eye lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Autistic bossy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Citrine quadroon

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  fishy

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: bonkers mexican

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: mewling mildly autistic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  gold pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  kink-friendly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: chartreuse vivacious state macaca

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: ultramarine beta

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: ultramarine beta

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: mewling mildly autistic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  boiling water fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sooty deer antler

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  becky candlestick maker

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Elite multi-billionaire toaster

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  startling

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: cordovan misunderstood property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Cowardly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Opaque alcoholic sandwich

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: burgundy

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  boiling water fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: sooty deer antler

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Purple Windowlicker

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: aquamarine french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: topaz mediation goal in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: aquamarine french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Violent giraffe

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: mewling mildly autistic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  jewess community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Balding clown

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: cordovan misunderstood property masturbator

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)