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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
high-end fat ankles
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
cerebral pistol
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
vengeful hospital famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Slap-happy locus jap
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
kink-friendly bronze institution main people
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Saffron balding ticket booth
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Confused shimmering macaca
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
marvelous azn
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Violet address idea he suggested
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sepia pisswyrm market
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
hairraiser native patrolman
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
harsh feces stage
  06/30/25
cr
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
marvelous azn
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
180 filthy headpube
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sepia pisswyrm market
  06/30/25
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Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
harsh feces stage
  06/30/25
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Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping
  07/01/25
*bussy
sooty bbw
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
pearl coffee pot milk
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
red school cafeteria
  06/30/25
fuck
yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
pearl coffee pot milk
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
high-end fat ankles
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
180 filthy headpube
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
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aromatic pale parlour sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Pungent Bisexual Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Exciting henna fanboi laser beams
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
federal unholy whorehouse stain
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Exciting henna fanboi laser beams
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Exciting henna fanboi laser beams
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
jet-lagged demanding lay
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
garnet chapel generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Salmon Senate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
tcr
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
just jump
trip pit really tough guy
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
...
Peach codepig
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
obsidian range karate
  06/30/25
wow
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
unhinged talented toaster
  06/30/25
JFC man
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Confused shimmering macaca
  06/30/25
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trip pit really tough guy
  06/30/25
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yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
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sepia pisswyrm market
  06/30/25
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passionate wagecucks
  06/30/25
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jade area
  06/30/25
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garnet chapel generalized bond
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Salmon Senate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Pungent Bisexual Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
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carmine den hissy fit
  07/01/25
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Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed center organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
underhanded antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
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Self-centered Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
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vengeful hospital famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
kink-friendly bronze institution main people
  06/30/25
bro
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
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Salmon Senate Windowlicker
  06/30/25
lol
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
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Bipolar Spot Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
sable disturbing candlestick maker trust fund
  06/30/25
jfc
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
marvelous azn
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
passionate wagecucks
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
jade area
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
sable disturbing candlestick maker trust fund
  07/01/25
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federal unholy whorehouse stain
  07/01/25
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jade area
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Self-centered Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Drab wonderful shitlib
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
180 filthy headpube
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
yellow cruise ship
  06/30/25
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Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/01/25
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canary haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
lol
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
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trip pit really tough guy
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Crystalline bat-shit-crazy point friendly grandma
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Cracking Azure House Chad
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Diverse locale fortuitous meteor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
smoky space ratface
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Fuchsia cuckold boistinker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
canary haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Citrine chest-beating garrison
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
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Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping
  07/01/25
😟
Free-loading Adventurous Temple
  07/01/25
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Appetizing mahogany knife lettuce
  07/01/25
holy shit
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
canary haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Haunting Property Telephone
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Self-centered Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask
  07/01/25
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Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Self-centered Preventive Strike
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Self-centered Preventive Strike
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
obsidian range karate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
mind-boggling brindle office corn cake
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Laughsome slate roommate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/06/25
...
obsidian range karate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Self-absorbed Angry Voyeur Quadroon
  07/06/25
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jade area
  07/06/25
lol
Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter
  07/07/25
wow
Coral Startled Boiling Water
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: high-end fat ankles

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: vengeful hospital famous landscape painting

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy locus jap

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly bronze institution main people

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Saffron balding ticket booth

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Confused shimmering macaca

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous azn

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Violet address idea he suggested

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sepia pisswyrm market

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: hairraiser native patrolman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: harsh feces stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous azn

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: 180 filthy headpube

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sepia pisswyrm market

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh feces stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sooty bbw

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: pearl coffee pot milk

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: pearl coffee pot milk

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: high-end fat ankles

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: 180 filthy headpube

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: aromatic pale parlour sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Pungent Bisexual Indirect Expression

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting henna fanboi laser beams

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: federal unholy whorehouse stain

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Exciting henna fanboi laser beams

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Exciting henna fanboi laser beams

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged demanding lay

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: garnet chapel generalized bond

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Salmon Senate Windowlicker

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: trip pit really tough guy

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Peach codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: obsidian range karate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: unhinged talented toaster

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Confused shimmering macaca

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: trip pit really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sepia pisswyrm market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: passionate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: jade area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: garnet chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Salmon Senate Windowlicker

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Pungent Bisexual Indirect Expression

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: carmine den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed center organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: underhanded antidepressant drug

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Self-centered Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: vengeful hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly bronze institution main people

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Salmon Senate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bipolar Spot Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sable disturbing candlestick maker trust fund

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: marvelous azn

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: passionate wagecucks

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: jade area

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: sable disturbing candlestick maker trust fund

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: federal unholy whorehouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: jade area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Preventive Strike

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drab wonderful shitlib

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: 180 filthy headpube

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: canary haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: trip pit really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Crystalline bat-shit-crazy point friendly grandma

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Azure House Chad

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse locale fortuitous meteor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: smoky space ratface

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia cuckold boistinker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: canary haunted graveyard

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Citrine chest-beating garrison

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Free-loading Adventurous Temple

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing mahogany knife lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: canary haunted graveyard

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Haunting Property Telephone

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Self-centered Preventive Strike

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Self-centered Preventive Strike

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Self-centered Preventive Strike

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: obsidian range karate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: concupiscible costumed stag film pocket flask

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling brindle office corn cake

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Domesticated Deep Principal's Office Gaping

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Laughsome slate roommate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: obsidian range karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Angry Voyeur Quadroon

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: jade area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Lime Infuriating Sanctuary Trump Supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Coral Startled Boiling Water

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)