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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Unholy spruce chad elastic band
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
irradiated aggressive step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Razzmatazz box office headpube
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
curious electric furnace
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
henna forum
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Impressive lodge filthpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
beady-eyed tantric space
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mind-boggling famous landscape painting national
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
crimson abode main people
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Elite resort fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
pearly vengeful kitty cat
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Nudist area
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
soul-stirring blood rage regret
  06/30/25
cr
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
crimson abode main people
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
maize dog poop psychic
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
pearly vengeful kitty cat
  06/30/25
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hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
soul-stirring blood rage regret
  06/30/25
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Dashing theatre jewess
  07/01/25
*bussy
Passionate bright piazza
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Impressive lodge filthpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Ivory tanning salon gunner
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Obsidian alpha
  06/30/25
fuck
motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Ivory tanning salon gunner
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Unholy spruce chad elastic band
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
maize dog poop psychic
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
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Nubile Hospital Associate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Azure Big Office Ceo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
blue sound barrier garrison
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Angry National Security Agency Stage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
blue sound barrier garrison
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
blue sound barrier garrison
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Haunting twinkling double fault chapel
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
swashbuckling property hairy legs
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
soggy domesticated ladyboy
  06/30/25
tcr
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
just jump
charismatic party of the first part
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
...
thriller bearded institution rigpig
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
aphrodisiac shrine
  06/30/25
wow
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
hateful chrome yarmulke house
  06/30/25
JFC man
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
mind-boggling famous landscape painting national
  06/30/25
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charismatic party of the first part
  06/30/25
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motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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pearly vengeful kitty cat
  06/30/25
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wine insane bawdyhouse becky
  06/30/25
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Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling property hairy legs
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
soggy domesticated ladyboy
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Azure Big Office Ceo
  06/30/25
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spectacular dilemma
  07/01/25
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Dashing theatre jewess
  07/01/25
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carmine whorehouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cerebral idiot nursing home
  07/01/25
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Coral deranged senate
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz box office headpube
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
henna forum
  06/30/25
bro
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
...
soggy domesticated ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
...
Violet disgusting corner
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
magenta generalized bond parlour
  06/30/25
jfc
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
crimson abode main people
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
wine insane bawdyhouse becky
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
magenta generalized bond parlour
  07/01/25
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Angry National Security Agency Stage
  07/01/25
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Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Coral deranged senate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
flickering organic girlfriend kitchen
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
maize dog poop psychic
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/01/25
...
buff public bath toilet seat
  07/01/25
lol
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
...
charismatic party of the first part
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
glittery center juggernaut
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Lascivious Lime Codepig
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
dun mood fanboi
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
tan background story native
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Overrated goyim
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
buff public bath toilet seat
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
coiffed violent school
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
hyperactive temple
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Dashing theatre jewess
  07/01/25
😟
cream vibrant gay wizard
  07/01/25
...
fragrant coffee pot
  07/01/25
holy shit
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
buff public bath toilet seat
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
mint feces
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Coral deranged senate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Impressive lodge filthpig
  07/01/25
...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Coral deranged senate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Coral deranged senate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
aphrodisiac shrine
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Impressive lodge filthpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Aromatic Flesh Dingle Berry
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Dashing theatre jewess
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
hilarious site
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/06/25
...
aphrodisiac shrine
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
crawly ticket booth quadroon
  07/06/25
...
Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action
  07/06/25
lol
hyperactive temple
  07/07/25
wow
Know-it-all stirring shitlib
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Unholy spruce chad elastic band

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive step-uncle's house

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz box office headpube

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: curious electric furnace

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: henna forum

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Impressive lodge filthpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric space

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling famous landscape painting national

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crimson abode main people

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Elite resort fortuitous meteor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearly vengeful kitty cat

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Nudist area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring blood rage regret

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crimson abode main people

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: maize dog poop psychic

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pearly vengeful kitty cat

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: hyperactive temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring blood rage regret

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing theatre jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate bright piazza

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Impressive lodge filthpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Ivory tanning salon gunner

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Obsidian alpha

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Ivory tanning salon gunner

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Unholy spruce chad elastic band

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: maize dog poop psychic

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nubile Hospital Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Azure Big Office Ceo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: blue sound barrier garrison

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Angry National Security Agency Stage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: blue sound barrier garrison

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: blue sound barrier garrison

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Haunting twinkling double fault chapel

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling property hairy legs

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: soggy domesticated ladyboy

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: thriller bearded institution rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: hateful chrome yarmulke house

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling famous landscape painting national

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pearly vengeful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: wine insane bawdyhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling property hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: soggy domesticated ladyboy

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Azure Big Office Ceo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: spectacular dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing theatre jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: carmine whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral idiot nursing home

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Coral deranged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz box office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: henna forum

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: soggy domesticated ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violet disgusting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: magenta generalized bond parlour

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crimson abode main people

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wine insane bawdyhouse becky

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: magenta generalized bond parlour

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Angry National Security Agency Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Coral deranged senate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: flickering organic girlfriend kitchen

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: maize dog poop psychic

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: motley grizzly roast beef candlestick maker

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: buff public bath toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: glittery center juggernaut

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Lime Codepig

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: dun mood fanboi

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: tan background story native

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Overrated goyim

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: buff public bath toilet seat

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: coiffed violent school

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Dashing theatre jewess

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cream vibrant gay wizard

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: fragrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: buff public bath toilet seat

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: mint feces

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Coral deranged senate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Impressive lodge filthpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Coral deranged senate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Coral deranged senate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Impressive lodge filthpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Flesh Dingle Berry

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Dashing theatre jewess

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: hilarious site

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: crawly ticket booth quadroon

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Flirting fear-inspiring trust fund affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: hyperactive temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all stirring shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)