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Miami prof sues Lat, Above the Law ATL for prostitution coverage

Jones v. Minkin In September 2007, Prof. Jones was arrested...
magical native karate
  11/03/09
lol Jones is about to pwn them
Black Hyperactive Community Account New Version
  11/03/09
or not
180 idea he suggested chapel
  11/03/09
i take that back. if i was a judge reading that pleading, i'...
Black Hyperactive Community Account New Version
  11/03/09
Did you read the blog post, listing the numerous ways in whi...
magical native karate
  11/03/09
Did Jones write the complaint on construction paper with a f...
Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann
  11/03/09
Pretty sure law profs don't have a fucking clue about what h...
magical native karate
  11/03/09
For the most part this is true. Most law professors would be...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Except for the civ pro guys. They would fucking pwn you with...
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
This is true.
Soul-stirring school cafeteria pervert
  11/03/09
The problem is to be a litigator you need to know both the c...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
That's why I said shitty motions. You can have all the evide...
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
you arent a lawyer
lascivious property
  11/04/09
you're a highly moronic bitch.
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  10/08/10
he writes articles such as "Darkness Made Visible: Law,...
Apoplectic station coldplay fan
  11/03/09
That horribly written complaint should be more embarrassing ...
Crystalline insane piazza
  11/03/09
Before I read it, I expected to respond to your post by sayi...
Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann
  11/03/09
It sounds like he didn't even read the ATL posts in question...
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
I seriously hope ATL mocks the complaint if it has the balls...
Crystalline insane piazza
  11/03/09
The ATL posts disclaimed all sorts of shit. The plaintiff du...
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
Lol. the first paragraph break is midway down the third p...
crusty alpha
  11/03/09
lol @ "Barrack Obama."
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
This. A black law professor mispelling the (black) Presiden...
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  11/03/09
...of his life
180 idea he suggested chapel
  11/03/09
lol, howd he get hired brother
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  10/08/10
He brings up the president? WTF?
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Apparently, David Lat is a gay man who hates blacks.
Elite impertinent locale
  11/03/09
holy shit, did you read that complaint? by a *tenured* prof...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
Now imagine how TTT the student work product is out of a sch...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Student product is probably fine.
claret mind-boggling institution
  11/03/09
You must go to a TTT. I bet the average UM law student would...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
What a truly bizarre conclusion to draw.
claret mind-boggling institution
  11/03/09
Agreed. This person is not a law student.
obsidian multi-colored set
  11/03/09
what would be the reaction of a true Ph.D in the humanities ...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
This complaint is truly a disgrace, and I am not even talkin...
claret mind-boggling institution
  11/03/09
OK, I will go that far. If he steps forward and says that o...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
dear god. how the hell did this guy become a law professor
arousing aqua orchestra pit
  11/03/09
[cough cough] look at the title of his articles. draw your...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
P.S. The professor pro se litigant was Albert Einstein
rose casino
  11/03/09
do you enjoy making things die?
pea-brained home
  11/04/09
"learn to spell the president's name in the first fucki...
crusty alpha
  11/03/09
Let's post our favorite sentences. I'll start: "Thi...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
I dont know what's worse, S&C missing a death penalty ap...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Just eliminate all schools below T20
Up-to-no-good Exhilarant Son Of Senegal
  11/03/09
the S&C lawyers went to elite schools. so did the prof (...
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  11/04/09
"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that a...
arousing aqua orchestra pit
  11/03/09
lulz. btw, friable is a real word. it means something like...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
Capable of being easily crumbled or reduced to powder; pulve...
narrow-minded hot turdskin
  11/04/09
and he wants 44 million dollars!
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Incredible. Also, I checked the original ATL posts out of ...
motley whorehouse
  11/03/09
So, you're saying that Rule 11 is in play? I think it is, b...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
You can amend pleadings basically as of right once in virtua...
swashbuckling police squad regret
  11/03/09
Since you keep going on about the profession being broken an...
bull headed rough-skinned address
  11/03/09
Exactly why go through the trouble of creating a draft motio...
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  11/04/09
...
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  12/09/10
Awesome. It's like it was bablefished from Japanese.
narrow-minded hot turdskin
  11/04/09
wow. wtf.
hilarious razzmatazz university
  11/03/09
After the number of the paragraph and the start of the sente...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
u sir, r a racist. ur not taking into account the EXPERIENCE...
hilarious razzmatazz university
  11/03/09
i, will start using; crit-punc myself .
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
this complaint is just one big homage to e.e. cummings, bro.
pea-brained home
  11/04/09
"Barrack Obama" "Enjoining ATL to remove a...
Cracking newt
  11/03/09
i can't imagine producing something so shitty even in my mos...
arousing aqua orchestra pit
  11/03/09
Abovethelaw.blog
motley whorehouse
  11/03/09
he accuses Lat of trying to "re-rout" traffic on t...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
i particularly like creative use of commas. from paragraph 1...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
Will someone not at work please email him a link to this thr...
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  11/03/09
A+++++++++++ this needs to happen
180 idea he suggested chapel
  11/03/09
2nd
sable unhinged degenerate
  11/03/09
paragraph 26: random capitalization of the word "Crimin...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
I read the first paragraph and I'm amazed. His argument is ...
Insanely creepy menage
  11/03/09
racist.
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  11/03/09
"Venue is proper in this judicial district pursuant to ...
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
is 13919 the zip code for miami?
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
It's the affirmative action statute set forth in O'Connor's ...
bull headed rough-skinned address
  11/03/09
he graduated NYU
razzle-dazzle impressive striped hyena
  10/09/10
i've emailed him this thread.
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  11/03/09
tyty
Insanely creepy menage
  11/03/09
Really?
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
yep. I mentioned that the document contains numerous grammat...
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  11/03/09
You should have also included a link to FRCP 15(a)(1).
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
let's not give him any bright ideas
Yapping rebellious brunch
  11/03/09
I like him.
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
I wonder if the prof. will perform as admirably as Italian S...
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  11/03/09
lawsuit #2-->> your chariot awaits!
180 idea he suggested chapel
  11/03/09
holy fuck. "this combines defamation, false light, inva...
pearl know-it-all rehab
  11/03/09
At any rate he waived it by not pleading that all of the ele...
Maniacal sick point
  11/03/09
since right motherfucking now, mang
180 idea he suggested chapel
  11/03/09
"Because we conclude that false light is largely duplic...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
awesome
Yapping rebellious brunch
  11/03/09
if i were a law prof and wanted to sue people, i'd ask my fe...
Irate ebony sex offender persian
  11/03/09
i don't disagree, but are you suggesting that a tenured law ...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
nah, that he should have at least asked his colleagues to do...
Irate ebony sex offender persian
  11/03/09
good point. he could have handed a draft to a homeless wo...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
absolutely. At least if the complaint is in an area (or are...
Yapping rebellious brunch
  11/03/09
180
Soul-stirring school cafeteria pervert
  11/03/09
Dear Prof. Jones, I hope you read this thread. After rea...
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
and then had to take a side street after exiting . . . .
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
http://abovethelaw.com/d_marvin_jones/ It looks like the ...
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
will he dismiss and say the whole point was simply to clear ...
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
That's the only thing to do at this point. And change his I...
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/03/09
and co-author a book with professor gates?
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
actually, on the 836 it's very easy to hit the ghetto becaus...
Bronze foreskin
  11/03/09
d marvin jones is a cool guy. not sure if he's a good profes...
Bronze foreskin
  11/03/09
does he teach core courses, or just crit race?
Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/03/09
FYI, Minkins is NOT the "the Registrar" of AboveTh...
crusty alpha
  11/03/09
Volokh suggests Rule 11 sanctions are appropriate: http://vo...
magical native karate
  11/03/09
That shit never gets granted.
Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann
  11/03/09
To be fair, ITT: Everyone gets sued under the ancient com...
Vivacious idiot sandwich
  11/03/09
his complaint is shitty, but his articles place pretty highl...
charismatic kitty
  11/03/09
Seems like he's bought his own bullshit, because THAT'S RACI...
motley whorehouse
  11/03/09
"And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer ...
charismatic kitty
  11/03/09
My profs in our law school (top 3) wrote, edited and submitt...
Up-to-no-good Exhilarant Son Of Senegal
  11/03/09
Sure *I* can't see the Emperor's clothes, but those tailors ...
crusty alpha
  11/03/09
...
pearl know-it-all rehab
  11/03/09
the problem here is not that his complaint was terrible; alm...
charismatic kitty
  11/03/09
the latter problem is only worse in the abstract. i would ex...
arousing aqua orchestra pit
  11/03/09
no, the problem is the guy apparently cannot type or proofre...
pearl know-it-all rehab
  11/03/09
This guy makes mystal look like david duke. His writing make...
sable unhinged degenerate
  11/03/09
Going beyond the legal issues, though, the complaint just bu...
Yapping rebellious brunch
  11/03/09
Too bad Elie has to keep his mouth shut. It would be AWESOM...
bossy principal's office double fault
  11/03/09
This is what I've been hoping for. Lat should let Elie wr...
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  11/03/09
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crimson razzle round eye
  11/03/09
i've seen some horribly drafted complaints in my lifetime. t...
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  11/03/09
It will be interesting to see if he can come up with a non-f...
sable unhinged degenerate
  11/03/09
I've seen much worse, but they are usually only present in s...
bull headed rough-skinned address
  11/03/09
tellmemore about kerea
narrow-minded hot turdskin
  11/04/09
he should've asked his research assistant to proof it
Copper dingle berry forum
  11/04/09
Lat enjoyed this thread so much, he linked it on ATL.
claret mind-boggling institution
  11/04/09
It's only because ATL can't "discuss" the case, so...
magical native karate
  11/04/09
He rarely links us, so he must just enjoy the pwnage laid ou...
claret mind-boggling institution
  11/04/09
Case voluntarily dismissed without prejudice. He may find a...
magical native karate
  11/04/09
randazza can be self-righteous at times.
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  11/04/09
ya think? he's uppity for a barry prof.
magical native karate
  11/04/09
Yeah, I can be. i think that anyone who deeply believes in ...
drunken mad-dog skullcap
  11/08/09
congrats on the Glen Beck case dooder
Crystalline insane piazza
  11/08/09
LOL
crimson razzle round eye
  10/08/10
I don't normally make comments like this, but it's pretty cl...
house-broken background story tanning salon
  11/04/09
shut the fuck up faggot. sue that.
Saffron crackhouse roast beef
  10/09/10
LOL
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...
crimson razzle round eye
  01/26/11
How does this guy still have a job?
ungodly excitant shrine national security agency
  02/08/11
ty for bumping this gem
Lime Racy Toilet Seat
  02/08/11
djones@law.miami.edu someone email him a link
supple gold halford
  02/08/11
holy fuck that complaint
misunderstood area
  02/08/11
I've seen prisoner pro se pleadings that were literally 10 t...
Lime Racy Toilet Seat
  02/08/11
i like how he starts by listing all the good things he's don...
misunderstood area
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: magical native karate

Jones v. Minkin

In September 2007, Prof. Jones was arrested and charged with solicitation of prostitution, after Miami police said that he offered $20 in exchange for sex to a woman who turned out to be an undercover cop. Of course, the story was irresistible to Above the Law, which delights in highlighting lawyers' most unlawyerly behavior. And so the blog ran numerous posts on Jones, dubbing him "The Nutty Professor" and posting the "incident report" on his arrest, on which it commented, "Note the tension between (1) Professor Jones’s pimpin’ ride, a Mercedes SL500, and (2) his alleged offer of a mere $20 to the 'undercover officer possing [sic] as a prostitute.'" It also ran a photocollage forwarded by a reader, which depicted Jones' face on a $20 bill and imagined him conversing with prostitutes. The charges were later dropped, and his record "expunged," reports the National Law Journal, and Jones remains on the Miami faculty.

But, of course, that is not the end of the story. Last week Jones, acting pro se, filed a complaint in federal court in Miami against ATL Founding Editor David Lat, as well as ATL's parent company and David Minkin, the parent's co-founder and publisher. The complaint includes three causes of action based on ATL's alleged insinuation that Jones had committed a crime, and on its posting of the photocollage: 1) false light; 2) invasion of privacy; 3) and copyright infringement, based on ATL's display of a photo of Jones.

http://copyrightsandcampaigns.blogspot.com/2009/11/law-professor-sues-above-law-blog-time.html

http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202435125916&slreturn=1&hbxlogin=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162057)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:06 AM
Author: Black Hyperactive Community Account New Version

lol Jones is about to pwn them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162062)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: 180 idea he suggested chapel

or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162077)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: Black Hyperactive Community Account New Version

i take that back. if i was a judge reading that pleading, i'd be insulted. it was obviously not read over even once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163497)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:13 AM
Author: magical native karate

Did you read the blog post, listing the numerous ways in which Jones's pro se complaint could be dismissed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162081)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann

Did Jones write the complaint on construction paper with a fat gold crayon?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162125)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: magical native karate

Pretty sure law profs don't have a fucking clue about what happens in a courtroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

For the most part this is true. Most law professors would be third rate litigators if they actually had to practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162472)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

Except for the civ pro guys. They would fucking pwn you with shitty memos asserting bizarre motions that you eventually will fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162603)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria pervert

This is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162973)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

The problem is to be a litigator you need to know both the civ pro and the evidence rules and civ pro professors tend to have only half of that knowledge. Most havent practiced in decades and forgot all the evidence stuff. You lose it if you dont use it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163025)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

That's why I said shitty motions. You can have all the evidence you want but the fuckers will probably get it kicked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163208)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 6:09 AM
Author: lascivious property

you arent a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173471)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

you're a highly moronic bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16248315)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic station coldplay fan

he writes articles such as "Darkness Made Visible: Law, Metaphor, and the Racial Self" and drives a 100k car. system is broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162113)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: Crystalline insane piazza

That horribly written complaint should be more embarrassing to UM than the original incident with police.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162123)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann

Before I read it, I expected to respond to your post by saying that pleadings are the one place where you can write like shit and get away with it.

But after reading that festering shit pile, I agree that UM should be deeply embarrassed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162136)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:40 AM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

It sounds like he didn't even read the ATL posts in question. Or he's hoping the judge and jury never reads the posts in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162149)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:02 AM
Author: Crystalline insane piazza

I seriously hope ATL mocks the complaint if it has the balls to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162223)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:30 AM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

The ATL posts disclaimed all sorts of shit. The plaintiff dude is all like "my professional name by which I'm known to all is X and THEY USED MY PROFESSIONAL NAME!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162406)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: crusty alpha

Lol.

the first paragraph break is midway down the third page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163508)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

lol @ "Barrack Obama."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162148)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:46 AM
Author: boyish chrome marketing idea goyim

This. A black law professor mispelling the (black) President's name in an opening paragraph of a Complaint filed in federal court... should be grounds for instant termination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162167)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:50 AM
Author: 180 idea he suggested chapel

...of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162179)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 11:57 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

lol, howd he get hired brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16248420)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

He brings up the president? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162490)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:56 AM
Author: Elite impertinent locale

Apparently, David Lat is a gay man who hates blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162599)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

holy shit, did you read that complaint? by a *tenured* professor of law? learn how to use a comma, don't misplace your modifiers, clarify what the pronoun means. learn to spell the president's name in the first fucking paragraph.

what a god damn embarrassment. miami people, what do we know about this guy?

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/03/Jones%20v%20Minkin%20complaint%20Donald%20Jones%20David%20Minkin%20David%20Lat%20Dead%20Horse%20Media.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162904)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

Now imagine how TTT the student work product is out of a school ranked that low!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162916)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: claret mind-boggling institution

Student product is probably fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162928)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

You must go to a TTT. I bet the average UM law student would miss half the mistakes in this pleading if not more. This says all that needs to be said about the state of our profession today.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162966)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: claret mind-boggling institution

What a truly bizarre conclusion to draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163096)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored set

Agreed. This person is not a law student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166005)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

what would be the reaction of a true Ph.D in the humanities at Miami, who's fighting for tenure at a fraction of Professor Jones's salary? Jones publishes a raft of absolute crap "crit" papers that have added nothing to the intellectual world. I presume that he cannot teach a real subject worth a damn. Any students from Miami out there?

if that complaint were handed in by a summer associate, it would damage the law student's career. it might cost her a permanent offer. but i guess it's good enough for tenure at Miami.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162937)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: claret mind-boggling institution

This complaint is truly a disgrace, and I am not even talking about fucking typos. Apparently, he really believes that statements such as "Or Donald Marvin Jones." are sentences. This complaint is truly truly terrible. I hope he wrote it while completely intoxicated and then put it in a mailbox to the court for fling, forgetting that he had done so and leaving him no opportunity for sober reflection. It is the only excuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162926)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:42 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

OK, I will go that far. If he steps forward and says that over a weekend of heavy drinking he wrote this just to vent his anger and can't even remember filing it, I would forgive him and buy him another drink. Otherwise, he needs to turn in his tenure and get a real job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162949)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: arousing aqua orchestra pit

dear god. how the hell did this guy become a law professor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162942)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

[cough cough] look at the title of his articles. draw your own conclusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163072)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:36 PM
Author: rose casino

P.S.

The professor pro se litigant was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163347)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained home

do you enjoy making things die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174923)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: crusty alpha

"learn to spell the president's name in the first fucking paragraph."

To be fair, the first paragraph is 2 pages longe. Bound to be a typo in there somehwere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

Let's post our favorite sentences. I'll start:

"This name calling, stereotyping is still displayed." (Preliminary Statement)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162962)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

I dont know what's worse, S&C missing a death penalty appeal deadline or this. This profession is totally broken.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163009)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Exhilarant Son Of Senegal

Just eliminate all schools below T20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166082)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

the S&C lawyers went to elite schools. so did the prof (i believe).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173303)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: arousing aqua orchestra pit

"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163012)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

lulz. btw, friable is a real word. it means something like "crumbly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163031)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded hot turdskin

Capable of being easily crumbled or reduced to powder; pulverizable, crumbly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173289)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

and he wants 44 million dollars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163032)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: motley whorehouse

Incredible.

Also, I checked the original ATL posts out of curiosity, and they never refer to the incident report as an "arrest record."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

So, you're saying that Rule 11 is in play? I think it is, because one site showed that the tort was emphatically rejected by the Florida Supreme Court within the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163093)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling police squad regret

You can amend pleadings basically as of right once in virtually every jurisdiction. A mistake in a pleading like that typically doesnt get you sanctions unless you really piss off the judge or cost the other side a lot of money. Usually the lawyer gets a chance to amend if its early in the case and there has been no real prejudice. Opposing counsel should just call him on the phone and send a letter saying "ammend your pleading or I will file for sanctions" and cite that case. Courts dont like using Rule 11. And the court will question how a motion under Rule 11 is more cost effective than a one paragraph letter to the other side.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164115)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: bull headed rough-skinned address

Since you keep going on about the profession being broken and the ineptitude of students that are clearly beneath you, perhaps I should point out that not only "should" he send a letter, he is required to send a draft motion to counsel before filing. Therefore, your post is, at best, misleading, and at worst, a demonstration of your lack of knowledge about common rules of civil procedure.

FYI: A motion for sanctions must be made separately from any other motion and must describe the specific conduct that allegedly violates Rule 11(b). The motion must be served under Rule 5, but it must not be filed or be presented to the court if the challenged paper, claim, defense, contention, or denial is withdrawn or appropriately corrected within 21 days after service or within another time the court sets. If warranted, the court may award to the prevailing party the reasonable expenses, including attorney's fees, incurred for the motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168273)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: drab big ticket booth

Exactly why go through the trouble of creating a draft motion when a letter can remedy the defect? All he is saying is you probably dont need a motion and the goal is not to waste several thousand of your clients dollars when a one page letter will likely suffice. You give opposing counsel like 5 days to remedy the defect and you put together you motion if you dont hear back from them.

Being that aggressive early on in litigation can backfire on you in more ways than one.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175628)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: curious party of the first part puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16769492)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded hot turdskin

Awesome. It's like it was bablefished from Japanese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173297)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:50 AM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz university

wow. wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162994)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

After the number of the paragraph and the start of the sentence, he uses no space, one space, and two spaces, seemingly whimsically.

At other times, he goes straight from the number to the first word, or uses a mother fucking comma -- seriously, I am not making this up -- after the number.

But, I wonder, is my criticism just a white man's failure to credit crit-punctuation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163003)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz university

u sir, r a racist. ur not taking into account the EXPERIENCE AND BACKGROUND of the writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163015)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

i, will start using; crit-punc myself .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163035)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: pea-brained home

this complaint is just one big homage to e.e. cummings, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174947)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: Cracking newt

"Barrack Obama"

"Enjoining ATL to remove all pictures..."

"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable"

This complaint must have been written in extreme haste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163051)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: arousing aqua orchestra pit

i can't imagine producing something so shitty even in my most extreme haste. the ONLY valid excuse would be rip-roaring drunkenness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163089)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: motley whorehouse

Abovethelaw.blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163091)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

he accuses Lat of trying to "re-rout" traffic on teh internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163059)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

i particularly like creative use of commas. from paragraph 15:

"The articles ridiculing, name-calling and portraying Jones, as the embodiment of animalistic stereotypes served no legitimate purpose."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163117)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

Will someone not at work please email him a link to this thread?

djones@law.miami.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163118)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:59 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested chapel

A+++++++++++ this needs to happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166119)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: sable unhinged degenerate

2nd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

paragraph 26: random capitalization of the word "Criminal." but do you think that he's just going with mid-1700s style on that? if so, i deeply apologize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163144)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy menage

I read the first paragraph and I'm amazed. His argument is basically "you're a RACIST!"

how typically black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Irate ebony sex offender persian

racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163195)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

"Venue is proper in this judicial district pursuant to 28 USC 13919(a)(2) . . . ."

Pretty sure this dood has never practiced law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163179)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

is 13919 the zip code for miami?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163193)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: bull headed rough-skinned address

It's the affirmative action statute set forth in O'Connor's opinion in the U of M case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168298)



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Date: October 9th, 2010 12:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle impressive striped hyena

he graduated NYU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16248853)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:18 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

i've emailed him this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163197)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy menage

tyty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163209)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163215)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

yep. I mentioned that the document contains numerous grammatical and spelling errors, and that it's currently being discussed on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163232)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:30 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

You should have also included a link to FRCP 15(a)(1).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163296)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:36 PM
Author: Yapping rebellious brunch

let's not give him any bright ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163342)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

I like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163425)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM
Author: gay laughsome ladyboy range

I wonder if the prof. will perform as admirably as Italian Stallion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163235)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested chapel

lawsuit #2-->> your chariot awaits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166125)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: pearl know-it-all rehab

holy fuck. "this combines defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, and racism."

since when is racism a tort COA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163262)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: Maniacal sick point

At any rate he waived it by not pleading that all of the elements of racism were met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163483)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested chapel

since right motherfucking now, mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166128)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

"Because we conclude that false light is largely duplicative of existing torts, but without the attendant protections of the First Amendment, we decline to recognize the tort...."

Jews for Jesus, Inc. v. Rapp, 997 So.2d 1098 (Fla. 2008)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163287)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:31 PM
Author: Yapping rebellious brunch

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163306)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Irate ebony sex offender persian

if i were a law prof and wanted to sue people, i'd ask my fellow profs for help, precisely to avoid mistakes like overlooking stuff like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163357)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

i don't disagree, but are you suggesting that a tenured law professor should assume that he's incompetent to draft a basic complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163362)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Irate ebony sex offender persian

nah, that he should have at least asked his colleagues to do a once-over to catch any huge problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163398)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

good point.

he could have handed a draft to a homeless woman living out of a garbage bin and the text would have been improved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163411)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Yapping rebellious brunch

absolutely. At least if the complaint is in an area (or areas) of law where you lack even rudimentary knowledge.

Or, if you insist on drafting it yourself, running it by at least one person who has local expertise in that area. I bet that any plaintiff's attorney in the state who even remotely deals with tort law knew of the case and could tell the prof to at least drop that claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163471)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria pervert

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163366)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

Dear Prof. Jones,

I hope you read this thread. After reading your complaint, I can see how this would survive an MTD, but you need to ask yourself where this is likely to end up.

Have you thought about what's going to happen when Lat takes the depositions of the arresting officers? Do you think they're gonna confirm your story, or are they gonna say you offered a female cop $20 for a CBJ? All of those transcripts are public documents, and if Lat wants to screw you, he can freely post them to ATL for everyone's perusal. You should count yourself lucky that the cops didn't pursue charges, and just lay low for a few years until this blows over.

P.S. Were you really forced to take the exit to the red light district by someone cutting you off? I can't imagine how that would happen. Please DESCRIBE the circumstances.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163288)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

and then had to take a side street after exiting . . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163321)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

http://abovethelaw.com/d_marvin_jones/

It looks like the cops themselves described it as an "arrest." They say DMJ "engaged in conversation with undercover . . . during the conversation defendant attempted to offer $20.00 for sex from undercover officer possing as a prostitute."

See Professor, those depos are NOT going to be fun for you, whether your record was expunged or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163382)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

will he dismiss and say the whole point was simply to clear his name through the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163392)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

That's the only thing to do at this point. And change his IRL moniker to D.M. Jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163437)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

and co-author a book with professor gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163450)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Bronze foreskin

actually, on the 836 it's very easy to hit the ghetto because the right lanes all turn to exit off ramps as you get near downtown and if you forget to exit the highway it dead ends in overtown. that's the one believable part, even though clearly he wanted some head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163490)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Bronze foreskin

d marvin jones is a cool guy. not sure if he's a good professor but i've talked with him and he's pretty witty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163461)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Transparent Contagious Deer Antler Reading Party

does he teach core courses, or just crit race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163547)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: crusty alpha

FYI, Minkins is NOT the "the Registrar" of AboveTheLaw.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163526)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: magical native karate

Volokh suggests Rule 11 sanctions are appropriate: http://volokh.com/2009/11/03/prof-donald-jones-lawsuit-against-above-the-law/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163552)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: Snowy dead nursing home boltzmann

That shit never gets granted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious idiot sandwich

To be fair,

ITT: Everyone gets sued under the ancient common law action of "Trespass to a Professor's Ego"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163641)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: charismatic kitty

his complaint is shitty, but his articles place pretty highly in journals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163792)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: motley whorehouse

Seems like he's bought his own bullshit, because THAT'S RACIST is his only "friable" cause of action.

And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer probably has to put in a shitload of work to get one of his articles into publishable shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163833)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: charismatic kitty

"And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer probably has to put in a shitload of work to get one of his articles into publishable shape. "

so he's like any other professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163931)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Exhilarant Son Of Senegal

My profs in our law school (top 3) wrote, edited and submitted their own articles... for the most part (some entirely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166141)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: crusty alpha

Sure *I* can't see the Emperor's clothes, but those tailors say they're magnificent!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164072)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: pearl know-it-all rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164168)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: charismatic kitty

the problem here is not that his complaint was terrible; almost all law professors would write bad complaints. the problem is the temerity to not realize that he's not an actual lawyer and can't do this type of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163940)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: arousing aqua orchestra pit

the latter problem is only worse in the abstract. i would expect most prof's to write poor complaints, but the degree of suckitude in that complaint is unthinkable. this guy shouldn't even be a high school teacher for christ sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164099)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: pearl know-it-all rehab

no, the problem is the guy apparently cannot type or proofread basic written english. also, the problem is he's a race-obsessed moron of the worst type. elie mystal levels of race-obsession with this dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164166)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: sable unhinged degenerate

This guy makes mystal look like david duke. His writing makes mystal look like Dostoyevsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166566)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: Yapping rebellious brunch

Going beyond the legal issues, though, the complaint just butchers proper English. That's the real travesty here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164185)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: bossy principal's office double fault

Too bad Elie has to keep his mouth shut. It would be AWESOME to hear his idiotic opinion on his own casee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163950)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Awkward Cerise Dysfunction Dog Poop

This is what I've been hoping for.

Lat should let Elie write on this topic and go out in a supernova. Elie trying to support this guy's legal arguments while simultaneously accusing the police of being racist would possibly lead to the best comments in ATL history.

It'd also let Lat finally pull the plug on Elie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164790)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: Wonderful puce gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164508)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:51 PM
Author: crimson razzle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166040)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

i've seen some horribly drafted complaints in my lifetime. this one really isn't all that different. his briefs should be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166115)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: sable unhinged degenerate

It will be interesting to see if he can come up with a non-frivolous claim bc at this point he's got nothing resembling a legitimate COA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166582)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: bull headed rough-skinned address

I've seen much worse, but they are usually only present in small stakes state court cases where some soft-tissue solo guy has his secretary format previous negligence complaints. Never something like this in a high-profile federal filing by a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168329)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:19 AM
Author: narrow-minded hot turdskin

tellmemore about kerea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173328)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: Copper dingle berry forum

he should've asked his research assistant to proof it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173120)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: claret mind-boggling institution

Lat enjoyed this thread so much, he linked it on ATL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174901)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: magical native karate

It's only because ATL can't "discuss" the case, so he's driving traffic here to "discuss" it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175712)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: claret mind-boggling institution

He rarely links us, so he must just enjoy the pwnage laid out in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175904)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:00 PM
Author: magical native karate

Case voluntarily dismissed without prejudice. He may find a real attorney to refile. Randazza helped Lat out.

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/breaking_jones_v_minkin_dismis.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176234)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

randazza can be self-righteous at times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176258)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: magical native karate

ya think? he's uppity for a barry prof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176264)



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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap

Yeah, I can be. i think that anyone who deeply believes in what they do can cross that line from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13214481)



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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Crystalline insane piazza

congrats on the Glen Beck case dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13214505)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 11:33 PM
Author: crimson razzle round eye

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16248282)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: house-broken background story tanning salon

I don't normally make comments like this, but it's pretty clear that Prof. Jones read my comment supra and heeded my advice.

Prof. Jones, if ur reading this, you owe me $340 for my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176292)



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Date: October 9th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Saffron crackhouse roast beef

shut the fuck up faggot. sue that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#16248472)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 7:59 PM
Author: glassy provocative gas station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13179081)



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Date: January 26th, 2011 9:38 PM
Author: crimson razzle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17145676)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 3:14 PM
Author: ungodly excitant shrine national security agency

How does this guy still have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17238853)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 3:24 PM
Author: Lime Racy Toilet Seat

ty for bumping this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17238915)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 5:17 PM
Author: supple gold halford

djones@law.miami.edu

someone email him a link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17239549)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: misunderstood area

holy fuck that complaint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17239653)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Lime Racy Toilet Seat

I've seen prisoner pro se pleadings that were literally 10 times better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17239671)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 5:47 PM
Author: misunderstood area

i like how he starts by listing all the good things he's done and bad things he's experienced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#17239705)