Date: March 11th, 2022 7:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flickering roommate
<<<strums lute>>>
Oh Doodikoff his sword held high, declared the knight camp's end was nigh
He crept upon the knights with stealth, hoping to preserve his health
The sword knights he swiftly dispatched, by stabbing them all in their backs
Then only one last stood near, a middling knight with shield and spear
Bravely then did Doodikoff charge, visions of runes looming large
But swiftly did it block his strikes, as had happened every night
His stamina drained and his poise shattered, Doodikoff's health meter soon was battered
His palms sweaty he rolled away, to drink a flask and fight another day
Refreshed he made his second challenge, approaching cautiously with shield in balance
But the knight's shield bash then broke his guard, because he blocked instead of rolling like a complete retard
As the spear pierced him his hands quivered, his health now reduced to a sliver
He turned to flee and flask again, but from behind the spear stabbed his skin
Doodikoff felled his runes were scattered, across the ground his ego splattered
He raced back to the camp to grab them, but was killed again by common rabble
His runes lost a roach crawled from its nest, and hissed at him to PUT THESE FOOLISH AMBITIONS TO REST
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&forum_id=2#44127822)