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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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irradiated french windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
bespoke concupiscible step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
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disgusting boistinker nursing home
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Bisexual hilarious whorehouse selfie
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
garnet range
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Zippy Charismatic Masturbator
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
heady soggy kitty
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Zippy Charismatic Masturbator
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
flushed therapy base
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
bronze mood resort
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
vermilion fragrant athletic conference
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Orange abode
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
slate provocative tattoo
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
angry sticky wrinkle
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
slate provocative tattoo
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Alcoholic black woman market
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
rusted rehab
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: irradiated french windowlicker twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: bespoke concupiscible step-uncle's house

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: disgusting boistinker nursing home



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Bisexual hilarious whorehouse selfie

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: garnet range

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Zippy Charismatic Masturbator

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: heady soggy kitty

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Zippy Charismatic Masturbator

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: flushed therapy base

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: bronze mood resort

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant athletic conference

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Orange abode

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: slate provocative tattoo

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: angry sticky wrinkle

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: slate provocative tattoo

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Alcoholic black woman market

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: rusted rehab

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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