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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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cruel-hearted jap cuck
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Disturbing Half-breed
  05/30/25
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Aphrodisiac Yapping Set
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
crusty den multi-billionaire
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Effete cream black woman area
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
motley apoplectic meetinghouse french chef
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
provocative temple
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
motley apoplectic meetinghouse french chef
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
kink-friendly garrison
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Greedy bisexual blood rage
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
dashing lemon step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Lavender frisky library feces
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
coral alcoholic ratface
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Up-to-no-good cocky crackhouse
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
coral alcoholic ratface
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
drab hominid pit
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
razzle ruby lodge
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted jap cuck



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Disturbing Half-breed

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Yapping Set



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: crusty den multi-billionaire

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Effete cream black woman area

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: motley apoplectic meetinghouse french chef

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: provocative temple

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: motley apoplectic meetinghouse french chef

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: kink-friendly garrison

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Greedy bisexual blood rage

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dashing lemon step-uncle's house

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Lavender frisky library feces

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: coral alcoholic ratface

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cocky crackhouse

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: coral alcoholic ratface

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: drab hominid pit

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: razzle ruby lodge

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)