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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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light cuckoldry
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Bright awkward abode dingle berry
  06/27/25
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spruce demanding half-breed jew
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
glittery boistinker den
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
light cuckoldry
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
glittery boistinker den
  06/27/25
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impressive silver regret
  06/27/25
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Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
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Appetizing home
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Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
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Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness area
  06/27/25
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passionate indian lodge scourge upon the earth
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Costumed idea he suggested pit
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
glittery boistinker den
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
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orchid mind-boggling office
  06/27/25
It's both
Irate outnumbered plaza
  06/27/25
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Appetizing home
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Glassy shivering quadroon
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
duck-like school cafeteria internal respiration
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Bright awkward abode dingle berry
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
low-t nowag
  06/27/25
lmfao
Costumed idea he suggested pit
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Cerebral national security agency rehab
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Appetizing home
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Cerebral national security agency rehab
  06/27/25
lmao
Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
glittery boistinker den
  06/27/25
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Talented Fanboi Locus
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Geriatric keepsake machete circlehead
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Geriatric keepsake machete circlehead
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Topaz theater macaca
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Appetizing home
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Cerebral national security agency rehab
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Appetizing home
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
adventurous maroon queen of the night
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Lilac Bat-shit-crazy Stead Doctorate
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
light cuckoldry
  06/27/25
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light cuckoldry
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Glassy shivering quadroon
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Erotic emerald church building kitty cat
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
flickering fuchsia sanctuary
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Stirring chocolate degenerate
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Arousing frum philosopher-king rigor
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Erotic emerald church building kitty cat
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Nudist boiling water
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
duck-like school cafeteria internal respiration
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Sticky aggressive mental disorder
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Arousing frum philosopher-king rigor
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Erotic emerald church building kitty cat
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: light cuckoldry



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Bright awkward abode dingle berry

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: spruce demanding half-breed jew



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: glittery boistinker den

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: light cuckoldry

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: glittery boistinker den

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: impressive silver regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness area

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Costumed idea he suggested pit

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: glittery boistinker den

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: orchid mind-boggling office



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Irate outnumbered plaza

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Glassy shivering quadroon

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: duck-like school cafeteria internal respiration

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Bright awkward abode dingle berry

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: low-t nowag

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Costumed idea he suggested pit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Cerebral national security agency rehab

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing home

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cerebral national security agency rehab

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: glittery boistinker den

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Talented Fanboi Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Geriatric keepsake machete circlehead

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Geriatric keepsake machete circlehead

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Topaz theater macaca

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Appetizing home

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Cerebral national security agency rehab

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Appetizing home

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: adventurous maroon queen of the night

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Lilac Bat-shit-crazy Stead Doctorate

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: light cuckoldry

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: light cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Glassy shivering quadroon

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Erotic emerald church building kitty cat

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: flickering fuchsia sanctuary

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stirring chocolate degenerate

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Arousing frum philosopher-king rigor

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Erotic emerald church building kitty cat

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Nudist boiling water

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: duck-like school cafeteria internal respiration

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sticky aggressive mental disorder

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Arousing frum philosopher-king rigor

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Erotic emerald church building kitty cat

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)