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my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Territorial Cerise Range Faggotry

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: exciting abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Unhinged flushed partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: House-broken charismatic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: low-t parlour indirect expression

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: bateful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: dull blood rage

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Naked Crackhouse New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat stage

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat stage

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat stage

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: House-broken charismatic rehab

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stubborn Office French Chef

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180282)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: gay shitlib trust fund

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat stage

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: marvelous light electric furnace

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Unhinged flushed partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Trip Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Naked Crackhouse New Version

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: impertinent center

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Unhinged flushed partner

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: iridescent deep genital piercing temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: marvelous light electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat stage

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: thriller godawful voyeur university

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: House-broken charismatic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: lake pozpig twinkling uncleanness

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: french balding kitty really tough guy

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: french balding kitty really tough guy

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Unhinged flushed partner

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: marvelous light electric furnace

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: thriller godawful voyeur university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vengeful organic girlfriend hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: odious sick house faggot firefighter

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: french balding kitty really tough guy

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: marvelous light electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: alcoholic aqua school coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: blathering copper gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: plum spectacular church building half-breed

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Emerald Exhilarant Hunting Ground

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: House-broken charismatic rehab

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Unhinged flushed partner

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: flesh state

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Anal Chapel

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Nubile Beta Menage

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: filthy adventurous theater stage

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: iridescent deep genital piercing temple

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: blathering copper gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: lascivious apoplectic step-uncle's house goyim

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: slate hyperventilating rigor gay wizard

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: thriller godawful voyeur university

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: hairraiser bearded degenerate meetinghouse

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: dashing fluffy senate

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: low-t parlour indirect expression

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: electric jet-lagged dilemma travel guidebook

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: demanding hospital

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: scarlet jewess stead

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Mustard wrinkle

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: low-t parlour indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: scarlet jewess stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: House-broken charismatic rehab

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Naked Crackhouse New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Naked Crackhouse New Version

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: High-end obsidian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: lake pozpig twinkling uncleanness

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce marketing idea

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: low-t parlour indirect expression

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bearded dingle berry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy knife

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen hairy legs

Fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Rebellious Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor Stock Car

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: vivacious digit ratio

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like indian lodge



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: pearly hateful sanctuary

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

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