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OFFICIAL FAST FOOD RANKINGS
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:31 AM Author: slippery national security agency please don't bother contesting this. as the title clearly states this list is official. taking 180s and blank bumps only.
Bonchon Five Guys Chick-Fil-A Popeyes Krispy Kreme Bojangles Zaxby's Whataburger Chipotle Shake Shack Baja Fresh Qdoba In-And-Out Del Taco Wendy's Moe's Checkers/Rally's Jack in the Box Taco Bell McDonalds Panda Express Arby's White Castle Sonic Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Dairy Queen Jersey Mikes Johnny Rockets Sbarros Salad Works KFC Church's Dominos Papa Johns Cheeburger Cheeburger Pizza Hut Dunkin Donuts Little Caesars Tudor's Biscuit World Jimmy John's Burger King Subway |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:34 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Bonchon, while solidly 177, is not fast food but counter casual. It's also around $30 a plate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151468) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM Author: slippery national security agency i was originally going to create an official "fast food" versus "counter casual" list, but then decided to just make an official fast food rankings. the judges have taken price:quality ratio into consideration in the rankings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151474) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: Gaped Concupiscible Yarmulke Five Guys isn't fast food either
"Hey guise here's my fast food rankings!"
*first two entries aren't even fast food* |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: slippery national security agency there's no way objectively delineate between fast food and fast casual places. price has been taken into consideration in the rankings. as a reminder, this is the official fast food rankings list and the results cannot be contested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151513) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Are you sure I can't contest this list EDIT: Fuck you I'm contesting the list |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: slippery national security agency don't make me tap the sign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151503) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:38 AM Author: olive razzle genital piercing i second teh objection. no real problems wiht your list except krispy kreme which isn't "fast food". isn't even food really just some fried chemicals |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: slippery national security agency how stupid of me to not consider that krispy kreme is fried chemicals while all the other establishments on this list feature organic farm-to-table american goodness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151497) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:42 AM Author: razzle-dazzle mewling sanctuary lolled at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151507) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151590) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:41 AM Author: Peach big round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151827) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM Author: vivacious cocky kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153255) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: unhinged swashbuckling keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153314) |
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Date: August 12th, 2023 7:35 AM Author: hyperventilating locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46660027) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:24 PM Author: green talented bawdyhouse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#47202583) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#48357064) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM Author: dull dysfunction Nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151479) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: thriller silver new version literally just scrolled down to make sure subway was last. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151495) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151501) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: razzle-dazzle mewling sanctuary a Wendy’s Dave’s Double once in a while is 180, the rest is all SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151512) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:22 PM Author: unhinged swashbuckling keepsake machete Are you unfamiliar with the spicy chicken sandwich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46158271) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:45 AM Author: Motley antidepressant drug IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION, THESE HERE BE THE TOP TEN FAST FOOD JOINTS:
1) QUIZNOS 2) TACO BELL 3) ZAXBY'S 4) MCDONALDS 5) POTBELLY SANDWICH WORKS 6) JAMBA JUICE 7) A&W RESTAURANTS 8) SUBWAY 9) JOLLIBEE 10) ARBY'S
FIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIES NOT IN TOP THOUSAND. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Five Guys is truly sloppa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151591) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 1:50 AM Author: Histrionic bossy heaven LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46155468) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: aqua racy hissy fit I thought quiznos went out of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46158222) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:12 PM Author: Motley antidepressant drug GOING LONG GOING STRONG, MELVIN:
https://www.quiznos.com |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:46 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Subject: REAL LIST Chick-Fil-A
Popeyes
In-And-Out
Raising Canes
Zaxby's
Wendy's
Panda Express
Little Caesars
Del Taco
Checkers/Rally's
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Arby's
Pizza Hut
White Castle
Sonic
Hardee's/Carl's Jr.
Dairy Queen
Church's
Bojangles
Baja Fresh
Tudor's Biscuit World
Dominos
Papa Johns
Whataburger
McDonalds
Burger King
Subway
KFC |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:43 PM Author: slippery national security agency egregious bojangles trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153073) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:59 PM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Popeyes blows all other fried chicken out of the water. Only KFC is truly inedible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153153) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: slippery national security agency cr but you've got Bojangles (2nd only to popeyes) below CHURCHES and even PIZZA HUT!
this is why the official list could not be challenged. you're disseminating dangerous misinformation here. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Pizza Hut is CR brother you've been psyoped by Jews to hate the deep dish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153254) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:21 PM Author: slippery national security agency this is dangerous malinformation and the officials are going to be cracking down on it. everyone knows the glory days of pizza hut are long gone, as evidenced of former pizza hut restaurants with the easily identifiable roof being used for other businesses dotting the suburbs of every city in america. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:26 PM Author: Motley antidepressant drug they are terrible now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153309) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:55 AM Author: Obsidian theater pisswyrm honest question: do you guys actually eat this stuff?
i can understand hitting up chick-fil-a or in-n-out every once in a while on a road trip or something, but what the fuck is a zaxby's? what kind of adult man is getting domino's pizza? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM Author: Motley antidepressant drug Zaxby's are absolutely craveable chicken, zalads & zappetizers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151571) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:00 AM Author: slippery national security agency 1) zaxby's rocks. i remember there used to be a 180 poaster here named chicken tenders with zax sauce or something.
2) please note that all of the fast food pizza restaurants are ranked quite low. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM Author: Purple Spot Jewess smells like duck sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151569) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:58 AM Author: slippery national security agency nearly ranked bonchon second to avoid this accusation, but my integrity compelled me to give it the crown despite the accusations of being a gook that would surely come from it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151588) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM Author: chrome erotic feces legend Does Baja Fresh still exist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151592) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM Author: slippery national security agency https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfC3YV0_rM&ab_channel=TomCook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151599) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM Author: crimson dilemma sweet tailpipe you have 30 minutes to put panda express as number 1. i am heading to your location with a knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:10 AM Author: slippery national security agency i've only gone a couple times, only because of xo memes, and i really don't see the appeal versus a real local chinkslop shop. if you want orange chicken why not go to some local chinkslop place that offers the same thing at much higher quality for the same price? it's the same reason why the sandwich and pizza places fared so poorly. what kind of person is going to subway versus a local sandwich shop? what kind of person is going pizza hut versus a local pizza joint? the only excuse for ever patronizing either one of these places is you're getting gas at in interstate rest stop and they are your only choices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151644) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:11 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother The same reason you go to Little Caesers to pick up a hot n ready for 5 bucks instead of ordering a pie from Dominos and waiting a half hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151656) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: slippery national security agency little ceasars has it's places as inedible cardboard pizza for dirt cheap and available immediately, sure. and i guess the "appeal" of panda express is that the food is already prepared, which is why it has it's place as a quick meal at an interstate highway rest stop.
but what is the point of your local neighborhood panda express? why would anyone ever order online and drive to go pick it up? or get it delivered? when you can get far better chinkslop from a local chinkslop place made by a genuine chink for the same price? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother I've never gotten Panda Express outside of roadtrip conditions, but as a fast way to get chink food it's not bad
It's like saying why go to dominos when real NY slices exist |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:23 AM Author: slippery national security agency the fact you've never gotten it outside of roadtrip conditions is exactly what i'm talking about.
dominos vs. real pizza: there is something "different" and nostalgic about shitty national fast food pizza. it's like saying "why get a big mac over a real burger?" or even "why get a burger when you can have a steak?" it's like little debbie versus homemade sweet treats. there's just something about that plastic ultra processed slop that hits different frfr.
meanwhile panda express is just a pale imitation of real chinkslop. there's not nostalgic mass market shittyness to justify getting it over real chinkslop. it's only appeal is the convenience of being premade. but then why the fuck would anyone get it delivered or order ahead and get it carryout? why would anyone ever PLAN to go there? |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother The whole point of fast food is that no one "plans" to go there
This is why I object to fast casual restaurants being included |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:31 AM Author: slippery national security agency chipotle is served cafeteria style and is generally considered the quintessential "fast casual" restaurant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151764) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Motley antidepressant drug "fast casual" is a meaningless marketing term to distance 'upscale' fast food joints from 'fast food'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151819) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: slippery national security agency cr that's why i ranked them all in the same list.
there is certainly difference in quality and price amongst the fast food places, but it's still fast food, even if you're serving a better and more expensive burger. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM Author: Motley antidepressant drug chinkslop joint I used to go to would get my order out in 2 minutes. Stir frying is a quick cooking method and the rice is pre-cooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151777) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:36 AM Author: slippery national security agency yeah i didn't want to delve into how much faster panda express is from other chinkslop joints, but i don't think you have to wait too long at any of them and they should still be considered "fast food" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151790) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Obsidian theater pisswyrm my place DELIVERS to work in under ten minutes, i swear they cook that shit on the back of the bike while driving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151805) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: slippery national security agency fuck if i didn't treat myself to chick-fil-a this morning i'd be getting some chinkslop right now. maybe tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151815) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM Author: garnet center wagecucks McDonalds is King (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151771) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 12:16 PM Author: crimson dilemma sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46152054) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: big-titted set regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153163) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:25 PM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#47203895) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: olive razzle genital piercing when passover ends, geno is going to be pissed off at this jollibees slight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151856) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: slippery national security agency haven't had it yet but i'm gearing up to try soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151886) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:57 PM Author: flushed travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46319046) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:34 PM Author: demanding odious church really tough guy bonchon takes over 20 minutes to cook the chicken. I don't think you can consider that fast food in any sense of the term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153028) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:35 PM Author: judgmental casino brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153037) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:40 PM Author: slippery national security agency hmmm i've only ordered online and picked up. i didn't know it would take that long if you just walked in and ordered. this is a concerning development. however, i'd like to remind you that this is the OFFICIAL list, and challenging the list is strictly forbidden. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153060) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: demanding odious church really tough guy seems like the CDC ca 2020-present. you don't have a command of the basic facts yet insist on your credibility and authority. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153226) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:19 PM Author: slippery national security agency the title explicitly says official friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153265) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: adventurous abusive school cafeteria Jimmy John's and Dunkin underrated.
Sbarro and Arby's overrated. |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: slippery national security agency jimmy john's and dunkin suffer from the problem that you can get real local sandwiches or donuts for approximately the same price.
arby's has a unique sandwich. there is nothing out there like a beef and cheddar with horsey sauce. their market sandwiches like the reuben are also good.
sbarro's maybe overrated. all mass market pizza is slop. there was one in my mall i was a mall rat at growing up.
but once again i must remind you that these rankings are OFFICIAL and cannot be criticized or challenged. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 5:29 PM Author: adventurous abusive school cafeteria Arby's take a hot game but their irl product is pure faeces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46158051) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 5:31 PM Author: olive razzle genital piercing Lol at where you have Krispy Kreme you lying fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46158068) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: big-titted set regret You forgot Pollo Tropical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46153164) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:08 PM Author: slippery national security agency dang that looks good.
is it basically a peruvian chicken chain? peruvian chicken is fucking 180. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 3:54 PM Author: big-titted set regret Yeah, I think so. I only at there once when I was at a business conference in Miami. It was good. There's also Nando's:
https://www.nandosperiperi.com/ |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: slippery national security agency i've gone to nando's before!
indeed: very 180. not sure if big enough to make the list and i excluded whole chicken places (e.g. boston market) because they are somehow "different" than fast food.
but, i completely agree, very 180 and deserving of high ranking |
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Date: April 8th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: big-titted set regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46159397) |
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: supple voyeur affirmative action Krystal is the bottom of the list. Even worse than Subway.
Jimmy Johns is better than the garbage tier pizza places. |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 1:54 AM Author: impressive curious abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46155475) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Thirsty clear headpube mother Comment on the material differences between Krystal and White Castle's quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46157621) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: supple voyeur affirmative action it's hard to quantify but krystal is just a cut below in all ingredient quality, the restaurants themselves smell like shit, and the diarrhea the next morning is more urgent and uncomfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46157645) |
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Date: April 7th, 2023 6:15 PM Author: Slap-happy roommate Zaxby's sucks now that they dropped insane sauce from the menu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46158253) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:55 PM Author: slippery national security agency since fast food is a topic right now i figure some people needed to by reminded of the OFFICIAL RANKINGS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46319038) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:56 PM Author: Motley antidepressant drug this is the real official list:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151516 |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:58 PM Author: slippery national security agency you clearly stated "opinion" there. it's fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but you can't call it "official". cooley isn't in the uswnr t14 just because they say so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46319054) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM Author: slippery national security agency since it's mcdonalds day i'd like to remind everyone what the OFFICIAL fast food rankings are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#47202579) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:28 PM Author: violet massive hominid Publix subs bought on the app /thread |
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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac slate stage i've always been partial to taco john's but a nice classic roast beef from RB's is cr as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#47203934) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:50 PM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#47922283) |
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Date: October 21st, 2024 1:06 PM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#48222526) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:32 AM Author: slippery national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#49102237) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: Cerebral ticket booth *ctrl+F "biscuitville"* *0/0*
this list is absolute fraud |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: garnet center wagecucks Egregious omission of Long John Silver’s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#49102249) |