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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Buff keepsake machete dingle berry get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: judgmental spot cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: Motley canary pit height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: gay overrated den you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Arousing confused lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Lilac private investor volcanic crater Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: French ultramarine people who are hurt sex offender It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Galvanic Home DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: cracking saffron alpha fat ankles Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: cracking saffron alpha fat ankles Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: concupiscible shrine Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Adulterous nighttime sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: domesticated ladyboy fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: diverse flatulent crackhouse french chef i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: brindle space I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: mauve library sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: indigo hissy fit background story lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: pea-brained self-absorbed hospital sound barrier 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: mauve library txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: mauve library nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Galvanic Home don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Vivacious Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: arrogant pink principal's office its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Galvanic Home I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: arrogant pink principal's office if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Galvanic Home how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: hairless exhilarant chapel doctorate if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Galvanic Home lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Galvanic Home nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Supple Milky Whorehouse Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: mauve library On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: indigo hissy fit background story jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Supple Milky Whorehouse I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Galvanic Home yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Galvanic Home there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Galvanic Home ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: mauve library No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: mauve library This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: mauve library "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Red drunken preventive strike abode Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Galvanic Home this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: multi-colored mint plaza deer antler it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: light fragrant area pozpig It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Red drunken preventive strike abode Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned gas station liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: indigo hissy fit background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: orchid irradiated goyim step-uncle's house rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Church Sandwich this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: house-broken business firm candlestick maker I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: jet-lagged garrison ratface I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: French ultramarine people who are hurt sex offender Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249382) |
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