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Email culture shit in biglaw is lolzy

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Brindle gunner
  02/28/18
Describe
Comical azure casino
  02/28/18
you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority wh...
Exciting Cyan Lay Ratface
  02/28/18
Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm do...
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  02/28/18
Client: "Haha totally chill bro!" *later, to pa...
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  02/28/18
(guy not at a peer firm)
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  02/28/18
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Floppy locale
  02/28/18
How's DLA?
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca
  02/28/18
Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates ...
Adventurous Area
  02/28/18
lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perf...
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  02/28/18
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rusted bisexual genital piercing
  02/28/18
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  02/28/18
The is no Zorn or Zutrof?
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  02/28/18
At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered ...
pontificating boyish rehab
  02/28/18
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  02/28/18
I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from ...
zippy amber immigrant becky
  02/28/18
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big trump supporter
  03/01/18
i can confirm this pathetic behavior
Excitant range
  03/03/18
Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca
  02/28/18
And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no ...
Pink Stag Film
  02/28/18
(confucius)
motley queen of the night
  03/01/18
180
Tantric aphrodisiac party of the first part
  03/03/18
I was lectured on this. It’s real. I also got yelled at ...
zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan
  02/28/18
lol how do u guys deal with this shit
Spectacular university
  02/28/18
I left lol
zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan
  02/28/18
The money
pontificating boyish rehab
  02/28/18
Alcohol
stimulating striped hyena
  02/28/18
Some of us suck trucker cock.
Multi-colored Church
  03/01/18
Tbf he was right u dimwit
Floppy locale
  02/28/18
Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all
slippery international law enforcement agency
  02/28/18
"Conjunctions?" We need to talk.
Nubile meetinghouse
  02/28/18
ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”
zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan
  03/01/18
What is your function?
Dashing Base Mental Disorder
  03/01/18
Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter
Bateful plaza bbw
  03/03/18
*cannot
Free-loading galvanic home
  02/28/18
yep
Chrome provocative turdskin
  02/28/18
Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT...
stimulating striped hyena
  02/28/18
he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and...
Exciting Cyan Lay Ratface
  03/01/18
lol Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?
odious confused halford institution
  03/03/18
I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't...
curious point
  02/28/18
i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms a...
Stirring Friendly Grandma Box Office
  03/03/18
Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7
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  02/28/18
This thread is all flame right?
filthy hideous ticket booth partner
  02/28/18
yes, the pumo is flame
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  02/28/18
It’s true. All of it,
Floppy locale
  02/28/18
plz handle thank
soul-stirring stage psychic
  02/28/18
(Senior partner)
Brindle gunner
  02/28/18
Will do. Thanks!
lascivious forum
  02/28/18
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spruce heady therapy garrison
  02/28/18
How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my e...
Contagious lodge liquid oxygen
  02/28/18
that's lunacy
Chrome provocative turdskin
  02/28/18
only 1 way 2 find out
Spectacular university
  02/28/18
Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap
Floppy locale
  02/28/18
Literally never once encountered this or thought about this ...
misanthropic theatre travel guidebook
  02/28/18
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Vigorous Field Mexican
  02/28/18
In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at to...
Aromatic water buffalo
  02/28/18
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180 reading party
  02/28/18
(Not a biglawmo)
slippery international law enforcement agency
  02/28/18
If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person ...
Floppy locale
  02/28/18
wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, a...
Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm
  02/28/18
Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ...
jet boistinker
  02/28/18
PTSD
elite sick voyeur
  02/28/18
Don't you do smalllaw T+E?
Titillating mother hunting ground
  02/28/18
Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associate...
Brindle gunner
  02/28/18
Please r8 Brownstein.
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca
  02/28/18
i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails. u...
twinkling principal's office
  02/28/18
This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the ...
Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm
  02/28/18
Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in ...
Aromatic water buffalo
  02/28/18
like when you send a random email to a client regarding a de...
Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm
  02/28/18
Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and...
Aromatic water buffalo
  02/28/18
Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc ...
laughsome pungent senate boiling water
  02/28/18
Lolyers are such pathetic cucks
jet boistinker
  02/28/18
The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little ...
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  02/28/18
i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually d...
Beta Trip Wrinkle
  02/28/18
describe billing but not doing anything
Brindle gunner
  02/28/18
reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to ...
Beta Trip Wrinkle
  02/28/18
heh - 180
Brindle gunner
  02/28/18
biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eatin...
spruce heady therapy garrison
  02/28/18
what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the ...
Fantasy-prone Chad
  02/28/18
With associates, no worries. Just let it do. When dealing...
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca
  03/01/18
jfc kill yourself
Maize Impressive Dingle Berry House
  03/01/18
Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw...
Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm
  03/01/18
I wish this were flame brotherman
Aromatic water buffalo
  03/01/18
(Denver midlawyer)
big trump supporter
  03/01/18
Not flame.
blathering glittery market hominid
  03/01/18
good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had ...
Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm
  03/01/18
*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in...
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Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca
  03/01/18
*diamond cuts u* Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've...
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  03/03/18
This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does...
Startled cordovan gas station
  03/03/18
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Brindle gunner
  03/03/18
lol
pearly deranged temple legend
  03/03/18
lol that this was briefly stickied
Crimson school cafeteria
  03/03/18


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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Brindle gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Comical azure casino

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504661)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: Exciting Cyan Lay Ratface

you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority when there are multiple recipients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504675)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Comical azure casino

Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm doesn’t give a shit about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504682)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: rusted bisexual genital piercing

Client: "Haha totally chill bro!"

*later, to partner*

"Make sure pumo doesnt work on this matter going forward"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504690)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: pontificating boyish rehab

(guy not at a peer firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504708)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Floppy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505011)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca

How's DLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504719)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Area

Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates alphabetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504691)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: pontificating boyish rehab

lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perfectly content to be after everybody else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504696)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: rusted bisexual genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504697)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Bespoke black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504788)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: talented candlestick maker organic girlfriend

The is no Zorn or Zutrof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505124)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: pontificating boyish rehab

At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered "by seniority" and not everybody had the same idea of what "by seniority" meant, naturally favoring the metric that made them more "senior." As I recall the competing methodologies, there was (i) date made partner at this firm, (ii) date made partner at this firm/a "peer" firm, and (iii) date made partner at any firm, plus varying ideas of what levels of government position counted as the equivalent of "making partner." Some self-styled "senior associates" got in on the action too and wanted seniors to be listed appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504693)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: wonderful famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505167)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: zippy amber immigrant becky

I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from date made partner at a "peer" firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510641)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: big trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511652)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Excitant range

i can confirm this pathetic behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530286)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca

Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in an email, but will want to put the person of greatest important (whether it is seniority, pull, etc.) at the front so others know and can govern themselves accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504701)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Pink Stag Film

And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no better than animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504782)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: motley queen of the night

(confucius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35515261)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Tantric aphrodisiac party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529725)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan

I was lectured on this. It’s real.

I also got yelled at because I didn’t put an apostrophe in “can’t” one time. The partner said it made a “bad impression when we don’t use correct grammar.” Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504709)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Spectacular university

lol how do u guys deal with this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504746)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan

I left lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504824)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: pontificating boyish rehab

The money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504850)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating striped hyena

Alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505078)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church

Some of us suck trucker cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514918)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy locale

Tbf he was right u dimwit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505089)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: slippery international law enforcement agency

Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508522)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Nubile meetinghouse

"Conjunctions?"

We need to talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508575)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coldplay fan

ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35513143)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Dashing Base Mental Disorder

What is your function?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514423)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Bateful plaza bbw

Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526229)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Free-loading galvanic home

*cannot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510888)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Chrome provocative turdskin

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504769)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: stimulating striped hyena

Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT because I had him listed after a LCDR on the CC: line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505072)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting Cyan Lay Ratface

he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and was literally butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514716)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: odious confused halford institution

lol

Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529846)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: curious point

I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't do it. I get nervous when I see an email listing me before a C level exec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510901)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Stirring Friendly Grandma Box Office

i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms and CC partners, or put associates' names on signature blocks for stipulations/settlements/etc just to piss them all off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527592)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Carnelian menage

Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504710)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: filthy hideous ticket booth partner

This thread is all flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504737)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: rusted bisexual genital piercing

yes, the pumo is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504744)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy locale

It’s true. All of it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505093)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage psychic

plz handle thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504743)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Brindle gunner

(Senior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508354)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious forum

Will do. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504780)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: spruce heady therapy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504799)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Contagious lodge liquid oxygen

How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my emails going forward with junior first and senior last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504796)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Chrome provocative turdskin

that's lunacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505008)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Spectacular university

only 1 way 2 find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505097)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy locale

Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505098)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: misanthropic theatre travel guidebook

Literally never once encountered this or thought about this in my career. Yall are some risk averse pussies or went to some shitfirms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505001)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Vigorous Field Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505017)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Aromatic water buffalo

In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at top firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505105)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: 180 reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508386)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: slippery international law enforcement agency

(Not a biglawmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508540)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Floppy locale

If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person of a major company + the CEO’s executive assistant, what order would you list their names in the email?

That’s what I thought. Keep talking shit about biglaw email etiquette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505116)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm

wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, although probably put the EA last because I'd think of her last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508515)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: jet boistinker

Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ALLCAPS on firm email so everyone knows how important they are ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505355)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: elite sick voyeur

PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505574)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Titillating mother hunting ground

Don't you do smalllaw T+E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle gunner

Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associates must be perfect in emails; partners will do one liners; you know the partner is prestigious as fuck when you see “Great. Thx.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508311)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca

Please r8 Brownstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508368)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: twinkling principal's office

i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails.

usually if someone sends something important, the VP actually has to remind me to check my email from so and so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508395)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm

This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the client (or a partner) is of enormous importance.

I was at a top firm for many years on the transactional side, and I'm not sure this ever crossed my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508450)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Aromatic water buffalo

Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in early 2010s. Just spot checked and see partners and associates doing it from 2 V10 firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508468)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm

like when you send a random email to a client regarding a deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508512)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Aromatic water buffalo

Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and funds do it too IME.

White collar professionals are such fucking faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509739)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: laughsome pungent senate boiling water

Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc abuser I know of. I bcc him all the time back just to fuck with him. He wouldn't dream of ever telling another to follow the seniority charade. My favorites are when he deviates from order of seniority if he thought an associate did a REALLY STELLAR JOB! His version of a gold star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508497)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: jet boistinker

Lolyers are such pathetic cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508529)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: laughsome pungent senate boiling water

The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little alpha to them is great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508547)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Comical azure casino

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509810)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Beta Trip Wrinkle

i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually deal with and copy all of the shitheads billing but not doing anything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508558)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Brindle gunner

describe billing but not doing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509670)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Beta Trip Wrinkle

reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to correspondence and client matters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509699)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Brindle gunner

heh - 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509800)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: spruce heady therapy garrison

biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eating grin on their face (both literally and metaphorically) for the longest period of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510306)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Chad

what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the email chain that are the same year?

what about when it's a more senior partner and a less senior partner but it's the less senior partner's client or they just generally have a bigger book of business?

how do you order the email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510917)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca

With associates, no worries. Just let it do.

When dealing with partners, make the junior atty send the email. Whatever he picks you should tell him he should be careful and do the opposit next time. Wash, rinse, repwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511431)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Maize Impressive Dingle Berry House

jfc kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514742)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm

Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw firm with no complaints, never gave this a second thought, and no one ever mentioned it. I can't figure out if this is an XO joke, and really want to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514411)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Aromatic water buffalo

I wish this were flame brotherman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514439)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: big trump supporter

(Denver midlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514470)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: blathering glittery market hominid

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514475)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut exhilarant pisswyrm

good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had known about stupid shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514538)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz station

*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in CC line after secretary*:

“introduce a little anarchy!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514465)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514489)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated slimy step-uncle's house hissy fit

*diamond cuts u*

Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've been out here week in and week out running your mouth about how you don't have a wrestlemania opponent, how you need a real challenge. Well your wrestlemania opponent is . . . ME!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514697)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: cocky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526193)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Lake Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Startled cordovan gas station

This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does it make so long as everyone gets the email. This is fucking bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527102)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Brindle gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529712)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: pearly deranged temple legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Crimson school cafeteria

lol that this was briefly stickied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530357)