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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Haunting stag film friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
deep hairy legs goyim
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Crimson milk
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Thirsty Histrionic Foreskin
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Pea-brained shitlib point
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Iridescent rebellious library
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
impressive sweet tailpipe shrine
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Sapphire startled lay really tough guy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
jade den
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Multi-colored khaki field ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sinister business firm main people
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bat-shit-crazy big-titted market
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Glittery filthy locale fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
cr
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
jade den
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
apoplectic whorehouse circlehead
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sinister business firm main people
  06/30/25
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Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Glittery filthy locale fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Big pale address prole
  07/01/25
*bussy
Swashbuckling ungodly background story telephone
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Iridescent rebellious library
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Exciting Associate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Lascivious gay candlestick maker personal credit line
  06/30/25
fuck
Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Exciting Associate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Haunting stag film friendly grandma
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
apoplectic whorehouse circlehead
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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Painfully honest mood
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Offensive location
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
pungent principal's office
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
curious water buffalo public bath
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
pungent principal's office
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
pungent principal's office
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Pontificating burgundy step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
shimmering wonderful set
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea
  06/30/25
tcr
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
just jump
hairraiser hissy fit
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant cruise ship tank
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Greedy Lodge
  06/30/25
wow
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
flatulent soggy sanctuary jap
  06/30/25
JFC man
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Sapphire startled lay really tough guy
  06/30/25
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hairraiser hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
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sinister business firm main people
  06/30/25
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vibrant chocolate brunch
  06/30/25
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Indigo arrogant spot
  06/30/25
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shimmering wonderful set
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Offensive location
  06/30/25
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yapping peach black woman
  07/01/25
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Big pale address prole
  07/01/25
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elite preventive strike
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Shaky Kink-friendly Rigpig Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
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primrose national private investor
  07/01/25
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Crimson milk
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Pea-brained shitlib point
  06/30/25
bro
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea
  06/30/25
lol
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
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Cracking Flesh Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
razzle plaza
  06/30/25
jfc
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
jade den
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
vibrant chocolate brunch
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Indigo arrogant spot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
razzle plaza
  07/01/25
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curious water buffalo public bath
  07/01/25
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Indigo arrogant spot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
primrose national private investor
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Fuchsia Brethren Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
apoplectic whorehouse circlehead
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Talking marvelous ratface kitchen
  06/30/25
...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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Lavender bateful persian nibblets
  07/01/25
lol
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
...
hairraiser hissy fit
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Emerald Rehab Ape
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
turquoise twinkling uncleanness community account
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mewling Base Windowlicker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
flickering institution factory reset button
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Adulterous aqua dragon
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Lavender bateful persian nibblets
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
silver mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/01/25
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Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Big pale address prole
  07/01/25
😟
cerebral cordovan dilemma
  07/01/25
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Irradiated tanning salon deer antler
  07/01/25
holy shit
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Lavender bateful persian nibblets
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
splenetic famous landscape painting indian lodge
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
primrose national private investor
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Iridescent rebellious library
  07/01/25
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Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
primrose national private investor
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
primrose national private investor
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Greedy Lodge
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Iridescent rebellious library
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Cobalt contagious headpube
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Big pale address prole
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
fantasy-prone rough-skinned stead
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/06/25
...
Greedy Lodge
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Electric Gas Station
  07/06/25
...
Indigo arrogant spot
  07/06/25
lol
Tripping pink macaca gaping
  07/07/25
wow
Excitant dull volcanic crater
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Haunting stag film friendly grandma

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: deep hairy legs goyim

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Crimson milk

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Histrionic Foreskin

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained shitlib point

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Iridescent rebellious library

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: impressive sweet tailpipe shrine

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sapphire startled lay really tough guy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jade den

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki field ladyboy

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sinister business firm main people

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy big-titted market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery filthy locale fortuitous meteor

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jade den

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse circlehead

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sinister business firm main people

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery filthy locale fortuitous meteor

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big pale address prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ungodly background story telephone

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Iridescent rebellious library

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Lascivious gay candlestick maker personal credit line

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Haunting stag film friendly grandma

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse circlehead

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Painfully honest mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Offensive location

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pungent principal's office

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: curious water buffalo public bath

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pungent principal's office

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: pungent principal's office

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pontificating burgundy step-uncle's house

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful set

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Fragrant cruise ship tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Greedy Lodge

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: flatulent soggy sanctuary jap

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sapphire startled lay really tough guy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sinister business firm main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vibrant chocolate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Offensive location

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: yapping peach black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big pale address prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: elite preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Shaky Kink-friendly Rigpig Skinny Woman

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: primrose national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Crimson milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained shitlib point

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: low-t ivory filthpig marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking Flesh Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzle plaza

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: jade den

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant chocolate brunch

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant spot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: razzle plaza

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: curious water buffalo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: primrose national private investor

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Brethren Orchestra Pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: apoplectic whorehouse circlehead

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Talking marvelous ratface kitchen

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Lavender bateful persian nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Emerald Rehab Ape

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: turquoise twinkling uncleanness community account

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mewling Base Windowlicker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: flickering institution factory reset button

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Adulterous aqua dragon

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Lavender bateful persian nibblets

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: silver mad-dog skullcap

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Big pale address prole

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cerebral cordovan dilemma

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Lavender bateful persian nibblets

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: splenetic famous landscape painting indian lodge

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: primrose national private investor

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Iridescent rebellious library

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: primrose national private investor

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: primrose national private investor

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Greedy Lodge

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Iridescent rebellious library

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious headpube

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Big pale address prole

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone rough-skinned stead

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Greedy Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Electric Gas Station

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Indigo arrogant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Tripping pink macaca gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant dull volcanic crater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)