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Describe what you ate the day before the bar exam

i had a very large dinner around 5pm with a few friends. br...
Cyan pit
  07/15/09
I plan to eat the souls of the undead.
Slap-happy native corn cake
  07/15/09
titcr
ultramarine den fat ankles
  07/15/09
i always had the same meal before big exams in ls: whole wh...
internet-worthy lavender legend gaping
  07/15/09
A 19 year old pussy.
painfully honest stage
  07/15/09
I guess rigor mortis is no longer an issue after that long?
orchid supple public bath
  07/15/09
Rice and beans from some place in midtown, along with diet c...
underhanded startled institution preventive strike
  07/15/09
no peanut butter?
Cyan pit
  07/15/09
i went to burger king and got myself four quadruple whoppers...
Grizzly black woman
  07/15/09
Hizzla is that you?
onyx antidepressant drug
  07/15/09
you burn up A LOT of calories during the exam. it's surpris...
Grizzly black woman
  07/15/09
180
floppy twinkling uncleanness
  04/13/10
White Pussy.
orchid supple public bath
  07/15/09
applebees chicken quesadillas 2 yuengling cup of tea
Bat shit crazy galvanic scourge upon the earth
  04/13/10
A sandwich. Some salad. Wine. Scotch.
crusty appetizing site
  04/13/10
barbeque chicken pizza
ocher sickened old irish cottage abode
  04/13/10
while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a ...
Swashbuckling domesticated dilemma
  04/13/10
omg 180
Bat shit crazy galvanic scourge upon the earth
  04/13/10
You must be new, dawg. This particular post has been around ...
Filthy cobalt foreskin home
  04/13/10
Last time, a really nice dinner. I remember the appetizer in...
impressive crystalline stag film sex offender
  04/13/10
dominos pizza. got mickey d's breakfast on my way in.
Arousing church depressive
  04/13/10
I ate a bunch of Wendy's the night before the second day, wi...
crusty appetizing site
  04/13/10
lol, sucks, right. i remember ordering dominos at like mi...
Arousing church depressive
  04/13/10
gtf
Carnelian maniacal ticket booth messiness
  04/13/10


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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Cyan pit

i had a very large dinner around 5pm with a few friends. bread rolls, a 24oz steak with baked potatoes smothered in sour cream, a side of bacon, and a slice of chocolate cake smothered in ice cream, along with a couple glasses of wine.

it helped put me to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248350)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy native corn cake

I plan to eat the souls of the undead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248360)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:42 AM
Author: ultramarine den fat ankles

titcr

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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:42 AM
Author: internet-worthy lavender legend gaping

i always had the same meal before big exams in ls: whole wheat pasta, homemade turkey meatballs, homemade marinara, steamed broccoli and carrots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248378)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: painfully honest stage

A 19 year old pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248393)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: orchid supple public bath

I guess rigor mortis is no longer an issue after that long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249059)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: underhanded startled institution preventive strike

Rice and beans from some place in midtown, along with diet coke so I could stay up till midnight and study, which was seriously ill-advised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248396)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Cyan pit

no peanut butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248405)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:34 AM
Author: Grizzly black woman

i went to burger king and got myself four quadruple whoppers and a lot of fries.

i ate 2 whoppers and some fries for dinner that night, then ate a whopper for lunch the next day after the first session. i ate the last whopper and the rest of the fries for dinner after day one, along with a small tub of ice cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249037)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: onyx antidepressant drug

Hizzla is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249050)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Grizzly black woman

you burn up A LOT of calories during the exam. it's surprising. i was hungry as fuck after it finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249087)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:28 AM
Author: floppy twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:35 AM
Author: orchid supple public bath

White Pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249048)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy galvanic scourge upon the earth

applebees chicken quesadillas

2 yuengling

cup of tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696356)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:40 AM
Author: crusty appetizing site

A sandwich. Some salad. Wine. Scotch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696431)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:41 AM
Author: ocher sickened old irish cottage abode

barbeque chicken pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696440)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated dilemma

while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a greatful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696446)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy galvanic scourge upon the earth

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696462)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:56 AM
Author: Filthy cobalt foreskin home

You must be new, dawg. This particular post has been around xoxo for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696569)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:54 AM
Author: impressive crystalline stag film sex offender

Last time, a really nice dinner. I remember the appetizer included pork belly, but forget what the main course was. A couple glasses of wine.

First time, I think it was steak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696550)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Arousing church depressive

dominos pizza.

got mickey d's breakfast on my way in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696599)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: crusty appetizing site

I ate a bunch of Wendy's the night before the second day, with a 6 pack of tall boys and about a half dozen shots. I got up the next morning feeling like shit and tried to eat Burger King. Spent some time puking it up during the MBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696612)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:03 PM
Author: Arousing church depressive

lol, sucks, right.

i remember ordering dominos at like midnight and just cramming my ass off, then sleeping from like 5-7 and getting up, getting mcdonald's and going at it.

came home afterwards and crashed, then stayed up all night again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696630)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:04 PM
Author: Carnelian maniacal ticket booth messiness

gtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696635)