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Describe what you ate the day before the bar exam

i had a very large dinner around 5pm with a few friends. br...
Thirsty Fragrant Tanning Salon
  07/15/09
I plan to eat the souls of the undead.
light provocative rigor heaven
  07/15/09
titcr
fishy double fault
  07/15/09
i always had the same meal before big exams in ls: whole wh...
vengeful menage
  07/15/09
A 19 year old pussy.
Claret yapping gaping
  07/15/09
I guess rigor mortis is no longer an issue after that long?
Hilarious translucent faggot firefighter national security agency
  07/15/09
Rice and beans from some place in midtown, along with diet c...
Exciting lavender regret
  07/15/09
no peanut butter?
Thirsty Fragrant Tanning Salon
  07/15/09
i went to burger king and got myself four quadruple whoppers...
Mildly autistic trailer park headpube
  07/15/09
Hizzla is that you?
lascivious casino
  07/15/09
you burn up A LOT of calories during the exam. it's surpris...
Mildly autistic trailer park headpube
  07/15/09
180
Drunken chestnut indian lodge
  04/13/10
White Pussy.
Hilarious translucent faggot firefighter national security agency
  07/15/09
applebees chicken quesadillas 2 yuengling cup of tea
Blathering passionate point
  04/13/10
A sandwich. Some salad. Wine. Scotch.
Chest-beating dilemma
  04/13/10
barbeque chicken pizza
low-t really tough guy
  04/13/10
while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a ...
Aqua Buck-toothed Center Sex Offender
  04/13/10
omg 180
Blathering passionate point
  04/13/10
You must be new, dawg. This particular post has been around ...
Effete theater stage digit ratio
  04/13/10
Last time, a really nice dinner. I remember the appetizer in...
razzmatazz dull set
  04/13/10
dominos pizza. got mickey d's breakfast on my way in.
Wonderful carnelian laser beams brunch
  04/13/10
I ate a bunch of Wendy's the night before the second day, wi...
Chest-beating dilemma
  04/13/10
lol, sucks, right. i remember ordering dominos at like mi...
Wonderful carnelian laser beams brunch
  04/13/10
gtf
Mewling Market Striped Hyena
  04/13/10


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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Thirsty Fragrant Tanning Salon

i had a very large dinner around 5pm with a few friends. bread rolls, a 24oz steak with baked potatoes smothered in sour cream, a side of bacon, and a slice of chocolate cake smothered in ice cream, along with a couple glasses of wine.

it helped put me to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248350)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: light provocative rigor heaven

I plan to eat the souls of the undead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248360)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:42 AM
Author: fishy double fault

titcr

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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:42 AM
Author: vengeful menage

i always had the same meal before big exams in ls: whole wheat pasta, homemade turkey meatballs, homemade marinara, steamed broccoli and carrots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248378)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Claret yapping gaping

A 19 year old pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248393)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: Hilarious translucent faggot firefighter national security agency

I guess rigor mortis is no longer an issue after that long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249059)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Exciting lavender regret

Rice and beans from some place in midtown, along with diet coke so I could stay up till midnight and study, which was seriously ill-advised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248396)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Thirsty Fragrant Tanning Salon

no peanut butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12248405)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park headpube

i went to burger king and got myself four quadruple whoppers and a lot of fries.

i ate 2 whoppers and some fries for dinner that night, then ate a whopper for lunch the next day after the first session. i ate the last whopper and the rest of the fries for dinner after day one, along with a small tub of ice cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249037)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: lascivious casino

Hizzla is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249050)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park headpube

you burn up A LOT of calories during the exam. it's surprising. i was hungry as fuck after it finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249087)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:28 AM
Author: Drunken chestnut indian lodge

180

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Date: July 15th, 2009 1:35 AM
Author: Hilarious translucent faggot firefighter national security agency

White Pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#12249048)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: Blathering passionate point

applebees chicken quesadillas

2 yuengling

cup of tea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696356)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating dilemma

A sandwich. Some salad. Wine. Scotch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696431)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:41 AM
Author: low-t really tough guy

barbeque chicken pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696440)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:41 AM
Author: Aqua Buck-toothed Center Sex Offender

while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a greatful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696446)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:44 AM
Author: Blathering passionate point

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696462)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:56 AM
Author: Effete theater stage digit ratio

You must be new, dawg. This particular post has been around xoxo for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696569)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz dull set

Last time, a really nice dinner. I remember the appetizer included pork belly, but forget what the main course was. A couple glasses of wine.

First time, I think it was steak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696550)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Wonderful carnelian laser beams brunch

dominos pizza.

got mickey d's breakfast on my way in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696599)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating dilemma

I ate a bunch of Wendy's the night before the second day, with a 6 pack of tall boys and about a half dozen shots. I got up the next morning feeling like shit and tried to eat Burger King. Spent some time puking it up during the MBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696612)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful carnelian laser beams brunch

lol, sucks, right.

i remember ordering dominos at like midnight and just cramming my ass off, then sleeping from like 5-7 and getting up, getting mcdonald's and going at it.

came home afterwards and crashed, then stayed up all night again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696630)



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Date: April 13th, 2010 12:04 PM
Author: Mewling Market Striped Hyena

gtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1041780&forum_id=2#14696635)