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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume

Resume currently reads: Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he ...
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
you can replace it, np
brilliant psychic church
  07/24/09
how and where?
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
send a new resume ASAP
adventurous son of senegal address
  07/24/09
how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to chang...
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a ty...
brilliant psychic church
  07/24/09
Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submi...
titillating office
  07/24/09
180 whether flame or not EDIT: after thinking it over, i ...
Bull Headed Geriatric Roommate Laser Beams
  07/24/09
made me LOL
Arousing lime lay
  07/24/09
If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.
Slap-happy electric location boistinker
  07/24/09
cosign
lilac boyish center
  07/24/09
cosign as well
Vibrant church building
  07/24/09
double cocosign
Bronze ticket booth
  02/08/10
guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out h...
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most...
Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish
  07/24/09
career services office is closed over weekend i think. t...
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to ...
Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish
  07/24/09
thanks a lot i will give it a shot.
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that career services actually know anythin...
big drab rehab
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything ...
Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish
  07/24/09
dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or ca...
copper newt
  07/24/09
i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over...
Garnet Public Bath
  07/24/09
never know if you don't try, but definitely send something n...
copper newt
  07/24/09
I had a similar situation with resume submission where I sub...
know-it-all painfully honest dilemma
  02/08/10
lulz
ivory demanding really tough guy
  02/08/10
this is hilarious flame 178
Multi-colored Yapping Area Therapy
  07/24/09
awesome
Razzmatazz gold electric furnace
  07/24/09
180
Ungodly Crimson Range
  07/24/09
flame but 180
Cerebral macaca
  07/24/09
this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it w...
Stirring Senate
  07/24/09
At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing. ...
Clear Community Account Mad Cow Disease
  07/25/09
Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGG...
Histrionic Space Ladyboy
  02/08/10
i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in whereve...
Bronze ticket booth
  07/25/09
180
overrated immigrant
  07/25/09
...
Misanthropic point
  08/13/09
ROFL
Costumed balding site
  08/14/09
my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that ...
glittery indirect expression theatre
  08/14/09
never forget
Ungodly Crimson Range
  09/16/09
haha i forgot this
bateful orchestra pit
  09/16/09
I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I us...
Hairraiser Silver Resort
  09/17/09
what was the word was it bird?
Burgundy stead
  09/17/09
I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a ...
Hairraiser Silver Resort
  09/17/09
i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i ...
Burgundy stead
  09/17/09
I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for...
Hairraiser Silver Resort
  09/17/09
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Burgundy stead
  09/17/09
I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school...
Hairraiser Silver Resort
  09/17/09
fuck this is pissing me off i need to go for a walk to co...
racy personal credit line
  03/31/10
And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not ...
Hairraiser Silver Resort
  09/17/09
write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipat...
Insanely creepy codepig
  02/08/10
I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.
wonderful state preventive strike
  09/17/09
Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed the...
at-the-ready medicated twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/09
...
racy personal credit line
  02/08/10
i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still prese...
Burgundy stead
  02/08/10
...
racy personal credit line
  11/09/10
...
snowy hideous azn
  03/31/10
180
racy personal credit line
  03/31/10
tytytytytyty
shimmering abode striped hyena
  03/31/10
180. never forget.
Ungodly Crimson Range
  08/19/10
There is actually a website deadniggerstorage.org
Aggressive diverse windowlicker weed whacker
  08/19/10
...
Burgundy stead
  11/24/10
pwned
racy personal credit line
  03/19/11


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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

Resume currently reads:

Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say

job stuff

job stuff

i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337069)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: brilliant psychic church

you can replace it, np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

how and where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: adventurous son of senegal address

send a new resume ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.

seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337097)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: brilliant psychic church

contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: titillating office

Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Bull Headed Geriatric Roommate Laser Beams

180 whether flame or not

EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337086)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Arousing lime lay

made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Slap-happy electric location boistinker

If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: lilac boyish center

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Vibrant church building

cosign as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Bronze ticket booth

double cocosign



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059304)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish

u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

career services office is closed over weekend i think.

theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337129)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish

once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

thanks a lot i will give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: big drab rehab

lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Nubile Locale Death Wish

lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: copper newt

dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Garnet Public Bath

i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.

do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337145)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: copper newt

never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: know-it-all painfully honest dilemma

I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: ivory demanding really tough guy

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Yapping Area Therapy

this is hilarious flame

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337139)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gold electric furnace

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Ungodly Crimson Range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Cerebral macaca

flame but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Stirring Senate

this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: Clear Community Account Mad Cow Disease

At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.

At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342105)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Space Ladyboy

Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"

LOL yeah right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058845)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Author: Bronze ticket booth

i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply!

cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12340165)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM
Author: overrated immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: Costumed balding site

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM
Author: glittery indirect expression theatre

my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: Ungodly Crimson Range

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: bateful orchestra pit

haha i forgot this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Resort

I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.

Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768155)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Burgundy stead

what was the word

was it bird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768186)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Resort

I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Burgundy stead

i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Resort

I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Burgundy stead

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768319)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Resort

I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: racy personal credit line

fuck this is pissing me off

i need to go for a walk to cool down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555628)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Resort

And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy codepig

write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: wonderful state preventive strike

I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready medicated twinkling uncleanness

Quite awesome

I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768391)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Burgundy stead

i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059319)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: snowy hideous azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: racy personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: shimmering abode striped hyena

tytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: Ungodly Crimson Range

180. never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Author: Aggressive diverse windowlicker weed whacker

There is actually a website

deadniggerstorage.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829790)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Burgundy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210)



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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: racy personal credit line

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634)