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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Bright Field Becky and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Tan rehab fuck. yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Fragrant potus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497739) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Brilliant fear-inspiring mediation there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM Author: Naked gas station you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.
he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.
months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead. |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM Author: Bateful sexy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502169) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: Talented Location amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502179) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: Salmon disturbing gay wizard international law enforcement agency nice work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502182) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Bright Field Becky ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502761) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: translucent insecure jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503639) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: Glassy trip box office dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: translucent insecure jewess I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: Glassy trip box office Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Marvelous Slate Fat Ankles It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: Gaped idiot headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105448) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM Author: Gaped idiot headpube i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: Adventurous snowy candlestick maker kitty link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: Gaped idiot headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804252) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM Author: impressive godawful toilet seat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804285) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM Author: impressive godawful toilet seat epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395753) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Talking Disrespectful Genital Piercing top 5 post right here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395772) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM Author: Marvelous Slate Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395790) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM Author: Free-loading Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432930) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: Bright Field Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745517) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: Seedy university very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539) |
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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM Author: Painfully Honest Brunch Cumskin 180 for unfathomable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045) |
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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Saffron sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15927066) |
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM Author: Emerald buck-toothed mother motherfuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241774) |
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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Navy angry forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17748909) |
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM Author: opaque odious hospital trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17839600) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM Author: titillating onyx new version library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18279247) |
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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: bat shit crazy home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479369) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: chestnut drunken athletic conference Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM Author: Bright Field Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: self-absorbed institution rigor yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Bright Field Becky hm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted keepsake machete tanning salon I'd probably stab him to death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM Author: Cerise Knife Business Firm i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092) |
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: Gaped idiot headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Bright Field Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360806) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: Saffron sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395740) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM Author: Galvanic locus useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432972) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM Author: Deranged Casino Haunted Graveyard Of course... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433724) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM Author: Narrow-minded Locale Brethren would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758) |
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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: Free-loading Corn Cake you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900) |
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