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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pro...
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  08/13/09
fuck. yes.
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there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you
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you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip ...
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I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of h...
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Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he c...
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  10/27/09
i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too
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yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Passionate box office gay wizard

fuck. yes.

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: multi-colored internal respiration ratface

180

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good lascivious home therapy

there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: Balding Round Eye

you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.

he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.

months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502114)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Chestnut Motley Garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: metal histrionic volcanic crater brunch

amazing

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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: French Bateful Property

nice work

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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay

ty

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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Maize Wagecucks Rigor



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM
Author: stimulating medicated state background story

dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Maize Wagecucks Rigor

I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: stimulating medicated state background story

Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bearded becky

It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395937)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people keepsake machete



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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people keepsake machete

i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Pontificating magenta fat ankles

link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling main people keepsake machete

180

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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Newt Piazza

180

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Newt Piazza

epic

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: diverse puppy parlour

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bearded becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395790)



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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: Curious haunting hell



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: rambunctious iridescent goal in life

very nice

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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: peach stirring hominid turdskin

180 for unfathomable

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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: disrespectful theater



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: Drab heaven pocket flask

motherfuck

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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: Salmon Beta Nowag



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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed dun point



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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: vibrant massive ape legend

180

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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: cerebral ceo temple

wow

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Talented deer antler

Yep.

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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Lodge

yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay

hm

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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: Topaz swashbuckling center

I'd probably stab him to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM
Author: Crimson Titillating Abode Crotch

i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Snowy Big Pisswyrm Lay



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: disrespectful theater



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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM
Author: Low-t Violet Community Account Trailer Park



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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: silver electric halford

Of course...

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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: dashing dog poop

would read again

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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Curious haunting hell

you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM
Author: lemon greedy toilet seat



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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM
Author: gold fighting boiling water



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