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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Emerald spot sandwich and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Sepia irradiated house fuck. yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Jade stage dragon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497739) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Fishy new version there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM Author: Lascivious Forum you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.
he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.
months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead. |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM Author: Appetizing cerise background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502169) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: drab den legend amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502179) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM Author: Pale Unhinged Native nice work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502182) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Emerald spot sandwich ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502761) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: know-it-all genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503639) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: know-it-all genital piercing I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: multi-colored kitchen Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: yellow federal marketing idea It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: underhanded theater stage sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105448) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM Author: underhanded theater stage sex offender i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: contagious shaky sanctuary link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: underhanded theater stage sex offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804252) |
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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM Author: angry stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13804285) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM Author: angry stain epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395753) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Zombie-like Tan Double Fault top 5 post right here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395772) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM Author: yellow federal marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395790) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM Author: flatulent mexican ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432930) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: Emerald spot sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745517) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: odious kitty cat very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539) |
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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM Author: infuriating vermilion shrine 180 for unfathomable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045) |
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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: very tactful cyan death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15927066) |
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM Author: Jet-lagged Ladyboy Center motherfuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241774) |
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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Mind-boggling piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17748909) |
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM Author: ebony fragrant menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17839600) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM Author: fuchsia rebellious dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18279247) |
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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: Rough-skinned Hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM Author: glittery philosopher-king jewess wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479589) |
Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: crystalline wonderful incel preventive strike Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM Author: Emerald spot sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: silver indirect expression yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Emerald spot sandwich hm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM Author: Histrionic station knife I'd probably stab him to death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM Author: Massive party of the first part mental disorder i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092) |
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: underhanded theater stage sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Emerald spot sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360806) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: very tactful cyan death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395740) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM Author: Rambunctious Lake Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14432972) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM Author: demanding aromatic degenerate lodge Of course... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433724) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM Author: Stirring market would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758) |
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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: flatulent mexican ticket booth you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900) |
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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM Author: Ocher Submissive National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241760) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM Author: Trip misunderstood whorehouse digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18584741) |