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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Titillating plaza and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM Author: Chartreuse arousing home boiling water fuck. yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: medicated center there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM Author: plum casino you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.
he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.
months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead. |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Titillating plaza ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502761) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: Talented jet sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503639) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: Puce electric furnace dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: Talented jet sex offender I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: Puce electric furnace Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Glittery fortuitous meteor It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: Laughsome trailer park roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105448) |
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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM Author: Laughsome trailer park roommate i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM Author: Mewling vibrant national link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: Titillating plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745517) |
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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: Irradiated chocolate cuckoldry very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539) |
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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM Author: umber insanely creepy really tough guy 180 for unfathomable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045) |
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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Supple Scarlet Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15927066) |
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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: ivory tripping chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17748909) |
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM Author: trip forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#17839600) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Milky domesticated locus death wish Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM Author: Titillating plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: Peach Whorehouse Milk yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Titillating plaza hm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM Author: razzle twinkling uncleanness I'd probably stab him to death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM Author: beady-eyed primrose candlestick maker i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092) |
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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: Laughsome trailer park roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13105432) |
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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Titillating plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360806) |
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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM Author: Supple Scarlet Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395740) |
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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM Author: Crawly spot incel would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758) |
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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: salmon useless step-uncle's house wagecucks you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900) |
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