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Forgot About Whokebe

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I w...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/08/09
I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my bene...
shaky hyperactive generalized bond
  10/08/09
...
shaky hyperactive generalized bond
  10/08/09
LOL
diverse rebellious idiot
  10/12/09
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  04/10/10
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  08/30/10
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Ruby aphrodisiac knife
  08/30/10
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  01/07/12
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drab state fortuitous meteor
  01/13/12
thankyou for bringing this to my attention
Citrine vengeful mother
  01/13/12
...
bistre anal trump supporter
  10/08/09
poor dood he tries so hard
exhilarant ruddy brunch cuckold
  10/08/09
wtf, edit that d00d
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/08/09
...
bistre anal trump supporter
  10/08/09
lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/08/09
...
bistre anal trump supporter
  10/08/09
I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your unique...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/08/09
ty
bistre anal trump supporter
  10/08/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  03/19/10
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Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  12/06/09
Mad props mah BBN
Vibrant abode
  01/14/10
oh SHIT
Boyish indirect expression marketing idea
  10/08/09
...
Mischievous menage hissy fit
  10/08/09
bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whoke...
ocher geriatric faggotry center
  10/08/09
ty
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/08/09
i should start all my posts with "bro im high"
light school useless brakes
  05/23/10
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shaky hyperactive generalized bond
  10/08/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/09/09
Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?
electric canary twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=4...
Boyish indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/09
Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. ...
electric canary twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/09
:)
Boyish indirect expression marketing idea
  10/09/09
kewl
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/09/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/10/09
NEVAR STOP POASTING
mewling lilac hall
  10/10/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/11/09
i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.
disgusting wrinkle
  10/11/09
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Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/12/09
...
mewling lilac hall
  10/12/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/19/09
180
Vigorous honey-headed field
  10/19/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  10/24/09
i liked this a lot
Beta antidepressant drug
  10/24/09
...
Misunderstood magenta goal in life
  11/24/09
man ty
Soul-stirring casino cumskin
  11/24/09
wow. really fuckin good.
Peach multi-colored location
  11/24/09
motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.
sinister resort
  11/24/09
FUCK yes
light school useless brakes
  12/06/09
Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back) Still,...
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  12/06/09
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  03/19/10
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  03/24/10
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180
light school useless brakes
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180
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  07/01/10
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Date: October 8th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I went to an Atlanta hole-in-the-wall looking for a drink. The place was a run-down club with pipes on the ceiling and a darkly lit stage against one wall. I was just about to order my drink at the bar when suddenly a light hit the stage and everyone in the place rushed up to the stage to get close. That's when I saw him: Whokebe, dressed in a blue hooded sweat shirt, laying down a book by Pynchon he'd just been reading in the dark. He was handed a mike, and as a beat began Whok started spitting. Fortunately my photographic memory recorded for posterity each line he gave. They were:

Y'all know me, still the same ol' Whokebe

But I been low key

Writin novels in the library

Hated on by most these postas with no sense, no friends, and no solzy

Mad at me cause I can easily rack up 180s

Got a name that's famous on the internet

Go to your Google search bar and they'll put my name in it

But what, did y'all think I'd let my rep freeze?

Nigga, please

You better bow down on both knees

Who else talks bout literary illuminaries?

Who you think inspired those Whokebe tees?

Y'all better listen up closely

All you postas that said that I'm fucked, or that my excerpt sucked

Y'all are the reason that Whok ain't gettin no sleep

So FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!

Y'all are gonna keep fuckin around wit me

And turn me from the literary

(Here Carl Spackler stepped up and dropped:

Nowadays everybody wanna post parody threads like they got somethin witty to say

But when I open up and see nothin inside, I realize with sorrow that the days of Whok have died

So how do you reply to somebody who ain't kind?

Just study a line from my main guy

One day I was loggin on, with my iPod on, when I saw a post

Tryin to fuckin roast

The Kindness Club

Fuck that shit; I replied to that bitch

And when Rowan showed up I flipped a switch

And dropped some Whok-a-tonics

Told her she fucked dudes who spoke ebonics

From here on out it's GR Two

Startin today and tomorrow's the new

And I'm still loco enough

To post some personal shit and out you)

(Whok again:)

If it was up to me, you motherfuckers would stop postin bout me

With your eyes wide looking towards me

When my last thread was out, you wasn't bumpin me!

But now that I got this following

Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease

But you won't get a crumb from me

Cause I studied the works of HUXLEY

All these new postas: who you think inspired 'em all?

Now you wanna run around talkin bout friends like I ain't got none

What you think I lost 'em all?

Cause I stay logged off?

Cause I been in the park, with a pen and a pad

tryin to get this damn novel off?

I ain't havin that: this is the millenium of Whokebe

It ain't gon' be nothin after that

So give me one more 180

and fuck XO, you can have it back

So where's all the mad postas at?

It's like a jungle in this habitat

But all you fags wantin to be satiated, know that I was being rated

Before any code was even written by rach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940401)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: shaky hyperactive generalized bond

I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my beneficiaries to bump this thread twice a day until they hit 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940417)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: shaky hyperactive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941112)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: diverse rebellious idiot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974284)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666013)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926967)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926999)





Date: January 7th, 2012 9:46 PM
Author: Red outnumbered church pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19732248)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: drab state fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772000)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: Citrine vengeful mother

thankyou for bringing this to my attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772017)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: bistre anal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940422)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: exhilarant ruddy brunch cuckold

poor dood he tries so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940452)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

wtf, edit that d00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940459)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: bistre anal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940470)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940475)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: bistre anal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940481)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your uniqueness man. Most posters here have gotten boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940505)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: bistre anal trump supporter

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940515)





Date: March 19th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14437214)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468068)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: Vibrant abode

Mad props mah BBN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Boyish indirect expression marketing idea

oh SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940564)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Mischievous menage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941141)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:24 PM
Author: ocher geriatric faggotry center

bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whokebian. im a dre fan too. my new favorite xo post of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941430)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: light school useless brakes

i should start all my posts with "bro im high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061194)





Date: October 8th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: shaky hyperactive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12942119)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944046)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:50 AM
Author: electric canary twinkling uncleanness

Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944048)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:31 AM
Author: Boyish indirect expression marketing idea

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944082)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:40 AM
Author: electric canary twinkling uncleanness

Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. I OWE YOU BIG, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944088)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:41 AM
Author: Boyish indirect expression marketing idea

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944090)





Date: October 9th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life

kewl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12948010)





Date: October 10th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953420)





Date: October 10th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: mewling lilac hall

NEVAR STOP POASTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953462)





Date: October 11th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12961611)





Date: October 11th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: disgusting wrinkle

i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12962401)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974260)





Date: October 12th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: mewling lilac hall

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974795)





Date: October 19th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030564)





Date: October 19th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Vigorous honey-headed field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030691)





Date: October 24th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13074859)





Date: October 24th, 2009 10:22 PM
Author: Beta antidepressant drug

i liked this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13076586)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360860)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring casino cumskin

man ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360876)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Peach multi-colored location

wow. really fuckin good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360882)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: sinister resort

motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360988)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: light school useless brakes

FUCK yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468131)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: irradiated scarlet macaca sex offender

Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, right?

[Whok]

Oh for sure, check me out

It's still 'kebe Day, A.K.

Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot

'cause when I frequent the threads that I'm known to rock

You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block

Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say whok fell off

How? My last poast was 180

They want to know if he still got it

They say poastin's changed, they want to know how I feel about it

[Rach - singing]

If you ain't up on pace

[Whokebe]

Whokebe is the name, I'm ahead of my game

Still, puffing my leafs, still with the streets

Still not loving police (Uh huh)

Still rock my pumps with a ball and hair grease

Still got love for the streets, repping xo

Still the site bangs, still doing my thang

Since I left, ain't too much changed, still

[Chorus:]

[C+C]

I'm representing for them gangsters all across the world

Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl

[Whok]

Still taking my time to perfect the beat

And I still got love for the streets, it's the Ke-Be-E [Repeat 2x]

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and KoR, we dipping again

Kept my ear to the streets, signed CCN

He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week

Still, I stay close to the heat

And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet

My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat

Treat my poasts like Cali weed, I smoke till I sleep

Wake up in the A.M., compose a screed

I bring the fire till you're soaking in your seat

It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop

It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the Solz + Spackler Cru

I'm still at it, After-mathematic

In the home of drivebys and ak-matics

Choke fucks, lengthy screeds, and bad traffic

I dip through then I get skin, Ke-E-Be

[Chorus]

It ain't nothing but more hot shit

Another classic thread for y'all to vibe with

Whether you're cooling in tha basement with your fly bitch

Laid back in the shack, play this track

I'm representing for the poasters all across the world

(Still hitting them threads in them low low's girl)

I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap

Try to be the king but the ace is back

[TBF]

So if you ain't up on thangs

[Whokebe]

Whok be the name still running the game

Still got it wrapped like Ted Huang

Still ain't tripping, love to see young n00bz get money

Spend time out the hood, blastin niggers up to no good

Hit my boys off with jobs, no more living hard

Barbeques every day, driving fancy cars

Still gonna' get mine regardless

[Chorus x1.5]

[FBD]

Like that, right back up in ya

'95 plus four pennies

Add that shit up, K-B-E right back on top of thangs

Smoke some with your dog

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!

Some of that real sticky icky

A little weed, put it in the air

For you's a fool D.R.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468211)





Date: December 13th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13537718)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809133)





Date: January 23rd, 2010 2:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13888899)





Date: March 19th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: apoplectic alcoholic ceo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14435089)





Date: March 24th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: light school useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14488441)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14665988)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:16 PM
Author: light school useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666001)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitty gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666017)





Date: April 18th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14745482)





Date: May 1st, 2010 12:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14877192)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:18 AM
Author: light school useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061191)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: puce partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061195)





Date: May 30th, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: puce partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15118004)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: Orchid bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281769)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious mad-dog skullcap double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281861)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Razzle Azure Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393717)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Provocative theatre striped hyena

my god my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393739)





Date: August 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15795939)





Date: November 30th, 2010 11:31 PM
Author: Grizzly odious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#16688046)





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