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Date: October 18th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: flesh site 7/17/2013: Hello Fatdood. I want to play a game with you.
=========== *stabs you with a syringe* *you wake up in a small locked room which only has a computer in it*
Hello Earl. I want to play a game with you. For years you considered yourself on top of the legal profession. You mocked toilet law grads as you became rich by facilitating the financial crisis that destroyed so many livelihoods. Now your own livelihood has been destroyed and rather than work, you choose to live on welfare, supported by the tax dollars of those you took advantage of. I offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
The vent above you will soon begin filling the room with VX nerve gas. There is but one way to stop it. In front of you lies a computer containing 12,100 pages of documents. Each time you successfully review a page, a fan in the vent will spin, stopping the gas for a few brief seconds. If you review 1000 pages per hour, the air in the room will remain breathable and you will survive. With each error however, the fan will spin in the opposite direction. The door will unlock in 12 hours, and you will be free to go if you are still alive. It's time for you to make your choice Earl. Live, or die? |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: silver crackhouse dysfunction =sits with popcorn watching closed circuit feed= (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020775) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling principal's office remember nyuug with his popcorn eating gif? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020783) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:15 PM Author: silver crackhouse dysfunction What happened to that guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020823) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM Author: Abnormal rehab boiling water Died during a session of erotic self-asphyxiation. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030411) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:19 PM Author: vibrant avocado reading party fantastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029975) |
Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Gaped Pit Damn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020752) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Bright Theater Stage wow man take it easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020758) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:08 PM Author: Gaped Pit well written and interesting scenario though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020768) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Bright Theater Stage just seems a bit harsh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020771) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Gaped Pit was earl like that before being fired? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020780) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Bright Theater Stage i dont think so but it's probably a matter of interpretation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020797) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Gaped Pit Yeah i never saw Earl as that type (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020811) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Bright Theater Stage well here's how i see it:
1) he went to a good law school and did well there
2) he went to a top firm and was doing well there
maybe he was a little cocky and i'm sure he didn't respect people who went to shitty law schools but there's a difference between being a shit for no reason and being confident because you are talented and work hard. i guess the OP interprets earl's current situation as comeuppance of some kind? i see it as bad luck and a real shame. |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:24 PM Author: Gaped Pit Yeah I don't honestly really remember Earl's behavior with respect to lawyering.
I feel all biglawyers are grossly overpaid and the system is oversaturated. I guess people deserve what they get when they work within a subjective system. |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:56 PM Author: doobsian diverse bawdyhouse Are you seriously upset at the fucking JIGSAW KILLER for being harsh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021579) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 1:01 AM Author: marvelous gas station titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034605) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring charismatic partner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020781) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring Range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020796) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM Author: bronze lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020815) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: doobsian diverse bawdyhouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020973) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:06 PM Author: Henna patrolman love of her life *clicks all 12,100 documents NON RESPONSIVE in 45 minutes*
*is 99.5% correct*
*takes a nap and survives* |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: cowardly rebellious french chef bravo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021216) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:12 PM Author: flirting telephone that turns me on Eaarrrrlllll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021236) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:43 PM Author: flesh site *The fan begins spinning furiously as you click the documents, creating a comfortable breeze. It comes to a stop soon after you fall asleep and the deadly nerve agent begins seeping into the room. You awaken to a choking sensation and begin vomiting profusely as your skin blisters over. With your body uncontrollable and wracked with searing pain, you keel over and begin convulsing in a pool of your own vile puke. The last thing you see before passing away is the first document in your electronic pile: an email discussing fatal flaws in the vent fan's design. The fan was intended to queue up button presses and spin at a constant speed for specified length of time based on the number of presses. Instead, the fan merely rotated faster when the button was pressed rapidly. In fact, this design flaw was the subject of the litigation you were reviewing documents for. Had you reviewed the documents properly, you would have known this, and could have saved your life by pacing yourself.*
Sorry Earl. Game Over. |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM Author: Henna patrolman love of her life haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021493) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:45 PM Author: flirting telephone *takes advantage of your corpse* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021500) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM Author: flirting telephone 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021497) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM Author: ocher idiot friendly grandma To be fair,
Holy shit 180 |
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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:16 PM Author: Crusty Hissy Fit 120 u self-aggrandizing nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517427) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:47 PM Author: poppy legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#17558324) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:47 PM Author: naked mexican corner LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021512) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:48 PM Author: zombie-like low-t crotch temple ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021523) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:55 PM Author: doobsian diverse bawdyhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021567) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:14 PM Author: fear-inspiring charismatic partner inspired. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021711) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling principal's office NICE do they still publish choose your own adventure books? |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: drab misunderstood box office new version 180 pwnage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021746) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: rusted glittery half-breed messiness ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021933) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 7:40 PM Author: Cerise galvanic national security agency 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13022239) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: jet-lagged haunted graveyard electric furnace 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024162) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: Soul-stirring Range a 180 would be underrating this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024215) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: appetizing violet dingle berry hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024246) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: burgundy circlehead knife wish i hadnt missed this the first time around 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024284) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Hilarious stag film genious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024321) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:42 AM Author: geriatric histrionic university mood genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026718) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:41 AM Author: Multi-colored Hall Toilet Seat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026715) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: swollen area black woman ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029569) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:21 PM Author: vibrant avocado reading party 170--- too far away from the hillarity of the original "game" but ingenious in its own way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029988) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Bespoke jade genital piercing no wai d00d, do you not see that the original game set that up perfectly? he specifically told earl to review 1000 pages per hour, and was benevolent enough to include extra pages in case Earl made a few honest mistakes. Earl's response: review 12,100 pages in one hour, 0 pages in the other hours, gets pwn3d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030394) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM Author: ocher idiot friendly grandma To be fair,
....counting on Earl's impatience and sense that he is special and "above" that kind of shit work/job to lead him to disregard the tiring and thankless but life-saving drudgery that would have saved him if only he had buckled down, humbled himself a little and done it.
It was brilliant man |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: nofapping cracking hunting ground step-uncle's house awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031245) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 11:58 PM Author: Buck-toothed digit ratio address excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13033999) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:19 AM Author: beady-eyed ticket booth 180, but the FBD was better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034178) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:04 PM Author: startled passionate pisswyrm sneaky criminal ::tears stream from my eyes::
holy shit d00d...that was beautiful. xo perfection |
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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:09 PM Author: curious buff windowlicker Holyshitballs this was really good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517386) |
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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:19 PM Author: big clear coffee pot cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517450) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:41 PM Author: Henna patrolman love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021469) |
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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:20 PM Author: fear-inspiring charismatic partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024006) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:59 AM Author: ocher idiot friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026788) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: submissive unholy wagecucks Would you care to comment? Are you concerned at all that you might be at risk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029560) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:00 PM Author: ocher idiot friendly grandma To be fair,
You can't live your life in fear, young man. I don't want to engage in this sort of idle speculation - there's simply no reason to suspect that anyone is in further jeopardy at this point, and this might very well be just a terrible but isolated incident. I just hope that the sick bastard that did this to a fine an upstanding member of our community is swiftly apprehended and brought to justice. |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:12 PM Author: submissive unholy wagecucks Just one more question ... the Jigsaw Killer is reported to have made statements indicating that your name would appear in a future thread title. What do you think he meant by that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030296) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: ocher idiot friendly grandma To be fair,
I'm sure that I don't know and I'm also sure that the proper authorities are following every possible lead with all due haste and will bring this matter to a quick and speedy resolution. I think we all hope that no one else gets hurt.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I have some important poasting to attend to. No further questions please, thank you, thank you. |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:17 PM Author: Cerise galvanic national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029960) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: house-broken mental disorder hairy legs This thread is a stroke of genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031290) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: house-broken mental disorder hairy legs Also, MOAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031313) |
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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: submissive unholy wagecucks Insiders are speculating that this murder is not an isolated incident.
See:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114205&forum_id=2#13025039 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: bronze lettuce 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13041046) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 10:02 AM Author: adventurous goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16428876) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:07 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16507822) |
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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:03 PM Author: razzle-dazzle fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517360) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:45 PM Author: Aromatic parlour chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#17558305) |