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Hey Earl, come to this thread, I want to play a game

7/17/2013: Hello Fatdood. I want to play a game with you. ...
fishy territorial box office
  10/18/09
=sits with popcorn watching closed circuit feed=
Razzmatazz Elite Kitty Market
  10/18/09
remember nyuug with his popcorn eating gif?
Cerise spot antidepressant drug
  10/18/09
What happened to that guy?
Razzmatazz Elite Kitty Market
  10/18/09
Died during a session of erotic self-asphyxiation. :(
Laughsome Lay Shitlib
  10/19/09
fantastic
Insane Insecure Brethren
  10/19/09
Damn.
Exciting useless codepig parlor
  10/18/09
wow man take it easy
Wonderful pervert
  10/18/09
well written and interesting scenario though
Exciting useless codepig parlor
  10/18/09
just seems a bit harsh
Wonderful pervert
  10/18/09
was earl like that before being fired?
Exciting useless codepig parlor
  10/18/09
i dont think so but it's probably a matter of interpretation...
Wonderful pervert
  10/18/09
Yeah i never saw Earl as that type
Exciting useless codepig parlor
  10/18/09
well here's how i see it: 1) he went to a good law school...
Wonderful pervert
  10/18/09
Yeah I don't honestly really remember Earl's behavior with r...
Exciting useless codepig parlor
  10/18/09
Are you seriously upset at the fucking JIGSAW KILLER for bei...
Carnelian trailer park turdskin
  10/18/09
titcq
Federal hunting ground
  10/20/09
180
maize affirmative action senate
  10/18/09
lol
greedy mustard sandwich
  10/18/09
...
dun pontificating property new version
  10/18/09
lol
Carnelian trailer park turdskin
  10/18/09
*clicks all 12,100 documents NON RESPONSIVE in 45 minutes* ...
Lake Aromatic Site
  10/18/09
bravo!
High-end abode international law enforcement agency
  10/18/09
that turns me on Eaarrrrlllll
swollen bateful community account
  10/18/09
*The fan begins spinning furiously as you click the document...
fishy territorial box office
  10/18/09
haha.
Lake Aromatic Site
  10/18/09
*takes advantage of your corpse*
swollen bateful community account
  10/18/09
175
swollen bateful community account
  10/18/09
To be fair, Holy shit 180
Effete Police Squad Whorehouse
  10/18/09
120 u self-aggrandizing nigger
Pale marvelous lodge
  11/10/10
...
bearded crackhouse private investor
  03/20/11
LOL
cracking pink house coffee pot
  10/18/09
ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC
Adventurous stock car heaven
  10/18/09
180
Carnelian trailer park turdskin
  10/18/09
inspired. 180.
maize affirmative action senate
  10/18/09
NICE do they still publish choose your own adventure books?
Cerise spot antidepressant drug
  10/18/09
180 pwnage.
provocative zippy nursing home
  10/18/09
ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO!!!!!
Zombie-like vivacious mood
  10/18/09
180.
Sooty juggernaut messiness
  10/18/09
180
Appetizing church doctorate
  10/18/09
a 180 would be underrating this post.
greedy mustard sandwich
  10/18/09
180
180 Beta Friendly Grandma Reading Party
  10/18/09
wish i hadnt missed this the first time around 180
Boyish Carmine Black Woman Sanctuary
  10/18/09
genious
Alcoholic goal in life
  10/18/09
genius
claret multi-colored institution coldplay fan
  10/19/09
180
Red travel guidebook persian
  10/19/09
ty
garnet fiercely-loyal digit ratio
  10/19/09
170--- too far away from the hillarity of the original "...
Insane Insecure Brethren
  10/19/09
no wai d00d, do you not see that the original game set that ...
Burgundy stirring love of her life
  10/19/09
To be fair, ....counting on Earl's impatience and sense t...
Effete Police Squad Whorehouse
  10/19/09
awesome
comical idea he suggested
  10/19/09
excellent
Thriller Plaza Background Story
  10/19/09
180, but the FBD was better.
Tantric Goyim
  10/20/09
::tears stream from my eyes:: holy shit d00d...that was b...
Drab swashbuckling native
  10/20/09
Holyshitballs this was really good.
aqua church building jew
  11/10/10
cr
Vengeful sapphire old irish cottage wagecucks
  11/10/10
...
Lake Aromatic Site
  10/18/09
...
maize affirmative action senate
  10/18/09
...
Effete Police Squad Whorehouse
  10/19/09
Would you care to comment? Are you concerned at all that you...
Bearded office yarmulke
  10/19/09
To be fair, You can't live your life in fear, young man. ...
Effete Police Squad Whorehouse
  10/19/09
Just one more question ... the Jigsaw Killer is reported to ...
Bearded office yarmulke
  10/19/09
To be fair, I'm sure that I don't know and I'm also sure ...
Effete Police Squad Whorehouse
  10/19/09
...
Sooty juggernaut messiness
  10/19/09
This thread is a stroke of genius
vigorous tanning salon organic girlfriend
  10/19/09
Also, MOAR
vigorous tanning salon organic girlfriend
  10/19/09
Insiders are speculating that this murder is not an isolated...
Bearded office yarmulke
  10/19/09
180
dun pontificating property new version
  10/20/09
...
Supple Fat Ankles
  10/31/10
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Date: October 18th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: fishy territorial box office

7/17/2013: Hello Fatdood. I want to play a game with you.

===========

*stabs you with a syringe*

*you wake up in a small locked room which only has a computer in it*

Hello Earl. I want to play a game with you. For years you considered yourself on top of the legal profession. You mocked toilet law grads as you became rich by facilitating the financial crisis that destroyed so many livelihoods. Now your own livelihood has been destroyed and rather than work, you choose to live on welfare, supported by the tax dollars of those you took advantage of. I offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

The vent above you will soon begin filling the room with VX nerve gas. There is but one way to stop it. In front of you lies a computer containing 12,100 pages of documents. Each time you successfully review a page, a fan in the vent will spin, stopping the gas for a few brief seconds. If you review 1000 pages per hour, the air in the room will remain breathable and you will survive. With each error however, the fan will spin in the opposite direction. The door will unlock in 12 hours, and you will be free to go if you are still alive. It's time for you to make your choice Earl. Live, or die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020678)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Elite Kitty Market

=sits with popcorn watching closed circuit feed=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020775)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Cerise spot antidepressant drug

remember nyuug with his popcorn eating gif?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020783)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Elite Kitty Market

What happened to that guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020823)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay Shitlib

Died during a session of erotic self-asphyxiation. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030411)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Insane Insecure Brethren

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029975)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: Exciting useless codepig parlor

Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020752)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: Wonderful pervert

wow man take it easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020758)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: Exciting useless codepig parlor

well written and interesting scenario though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020768)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: Wonderful pervert

just seems a bit harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020771)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Exciting useless codepig parlor

was earl like that before being fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020780)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Wonderful pervert

i dont think so but it's probably a matter of interpretation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020797)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: Exciting useless codepig parlor

Yeah i never saw Earl as that type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020811)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Wonderful pervert

well here's how i see it:

1) he went to a good law school and did well there

2) he went to a top firm and was doing well there

maybe he was a little cocky and i'm sure he didn't respect people who went to shitty law schools but there's a difference between being a shit for no reason and being confident because you are talented and work hard. i guess the OP interprets earl's current situation as comeuppance of some kind? i see it as bad luck and a real shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020856)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Exciting useless codepig parlor

Yeah I don't honestly really remember Earl's behavior with respect to lawyering.

I feel all biglawyers are grossly overpaid and the system is oversaturated. I guess people deserve what they get when they work within a subjective system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020910)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:56 PM
Author: Carnelian trailer park turdskin

Are you seriously upset at the fucking JIGSAW KILLER for being harsh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021579)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 1:01 AM
Author: Federal hunting ground

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034605)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: maize affirmative action senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020781)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: greedy mustard sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020796)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: dun pontificating property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020815)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Carnelian trailer park turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020973)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Lake Aromatic Site

*clicks all 12,100 documents NON RESPONSIVE in 45 minutes*

*is 99.5% correct*

*takes a nap and survives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021189)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: High-end abode international law enforcement agency

bravo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021216)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: swollen bateful community account

that turns me on Eaarrrrlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021236)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: fishy territorial box office

*The fan begins spinning furiously as you click the documents, creating a comfortable breeze. It comes to a stop soon after you fall asleep and the deadly nerve agent begins seeping into the room. You awaken to a choking sensation and begin vomiting profusely as your skin blisters over. With your body uncontrollable and wracked with searing pain, you keel over and begin convulsing in a pool of your own vile puke. The last thing you see before passing away is the first document in your electronic pile: an email discussing fatal flaws in the vent fan's design. The fan was intended to queue up button presses and spin at a constant speed for specified length of time based on the number of presses. Instead, the fan merely rotated faster when the button was pressed rapidly. In fact, this design flaw was the subject of the litigation you were reviewing documents for. Had you reviewed the documents properly, you would have known this, and could have saved your life by pacing yourself.*

Sorry Earl. Game Over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021486)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Lake Aromatic Site

haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021493)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: swollen bateful community account

*takes advantage of your corpse*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021500)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: swollen bateful community account

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021497)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Effete Police Squad Whorehouse

To be fair,

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021498)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: Pale marvelous lodge

120 u self-aggrandizing nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517427)



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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:47 PM
Author: bearded crackhouse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#17558324)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: cracking pink house coffee pot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021512)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Adventurous stock car heaven

ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021523)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:55 PM
Author: Carnelian trailer park turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021567)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: maize affirmative action senate

inspired. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021711)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Cerise spot antidepressant drug

NICE

do they still publish choose your own adventure books?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021737)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: provocative zippy nursing home

180 pwnage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021746)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like vivacious mood

ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021933)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Sooty juggernaut messiness

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13022239)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:32 PM
Author: Appetizing church doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024162)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:38 PM
Author: greedy mustard sandwich

a 180 would be underrating this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024215)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: 180 Beta Friendly Grandma Reading Party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024246)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: Boyish Carmine Black Woman Sanctuary

wish i hadnt missed this the first time around 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024284)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic goal in life

genious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024321)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:42 AM
Author: claret multi-colored institution coldplay fan

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026718)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:41 AM
Author: Red travel guidebook persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026715)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029569)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Insane Insecure Brethren

170--- too far away from the hillarity of the original "game" but ingenious in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029988)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Burgundy stirring love of her life

no wai d00d, do you not see that the original game set that up perfectly? he specifically told earl to review 1000 pages per hour, and was benevolent enough to include extra pages in case Earl made a few honest mistakes. Earl's response: review 12,100 pages in one hour, 0 pages in the other hours, gets pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030394)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Effete Police Squad Whorehouse

To be fair,

....counting on Earl's impatience and sense that he is special and "above" that kind of shit work/job to lead him to disregard the tiring and thankless but life-saving drudgery that would have saved him if only he had buckled down, humbled himself a little and done it.

It was brilliant man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030410)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:59 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031245)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: Thriller Plaza Background Story

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13033999)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Tantric Goyim

180, but the FBD was better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034178)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: Drab swashbuckling native

::tears stream from my eyes::

holy shit d00d...that was beautiful. xo perfection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13036617)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: aqua church building jew

Holyshitballs this was really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517386)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:19 PM
Author: Vengeful sapphire old irish cottage wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517450)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Lake Aromatic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021469)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:20 PM
Author: maize affirmative action senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024006)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:59 AM
Author: Effete Police Squad Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026788)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: Bearded office yarmulke

Would you care to comment? Are you concerned at all that you might be at risk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029560)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Effete Police Squad Whorehouse

To be fair,

You can't live your life in fear, young man. I don't want to engage in this sort of idle speculation - there's simply no reason to suspect that anyone is in further jeopardy at this point, and this might very well be just a terrible but isolated incident. I just hope that the sick bastard that did this to a fine an upstanding member of our community is swiftly apprehended and brought to justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030224)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Bearded office yarmulke

Just one more question ... the Jigsaw Killer is reported to have made statements indicating that your name would appear in a future thread title. What do you think he meant by that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030296)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Effete Police Squad Whorehouse

To be fair,

I'm sure that I don't know and I'm also sure that the proper authorities are following every possible lead with all due haste and will bring this matter to a quick and speedy resolution. I think we all hope that no one else gets hurt.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I have some important poasting to attend to. No further questions please, thank you, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030363)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Sooty juggernaut messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029960)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:03 PM
Author: vigorous tanning salon organic girlfriend

This thread is a stroke of genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031290)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: vigorous tanning salon organic girlfriend

Also, MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031313)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Bearded office yarmulke

Insiders are speculating that this murder is not an isolated incident.

See:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114205&forum_id=2#13025039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031588)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM
Author: dun pontificating property new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13041046)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 10:02 AM
Author: Supple Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16428876)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16507822)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious garrison



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