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Hey Earl, come to this thread, I want to play a game

7/17/2013: Hello Fatdood. I want to play a game with you. ...
elite native partner
  10/18/09
=sits with popcorn watching closed circuit feed=
Laughsome Smoky Space Goyim
  10/18/09
remember nyuug with his popcorn eating gif?
passionate cheese-eating orchestra pit main people
  10/18/09
What happened to that guy?
Laughsome Smoky Space Goyim
  10/18/09
Died during a session of erotic self-asphyxiation. :(
pearly organic girlfriend giraffe
  10/19/09
fantastic
Vigorous Affirmative Action Sanctuary
  10/19/09
Damn.
ocher deranged ratface mother
  10/18/09
wow man take it easy
pale nursing home nowag
  10/18/09
well written and interesting scenario though
ocher deranged ratface mother
  10/18/09
just seems a bit harsh
pale nursing home nowag
  10/18/09
was earl like that before being fired?
ocher deranged ratface mother
  10/18/09
i dont think so but it's probably a matter of interpretation...
pale nursing home nowag
  10/18/09
Yeah i never saw Earl as that type
ocher deranged ratface mother
  10/18/09
well here's how i see it: 1) he went to a good law school...
pale nursing home nowag
  10/18/09
Yeah I don't honestly really remember Earl's behavior with r...
ocher deranged ratface mother
  10/18/09
Are you seriously upset at the fucking JIGSAW KILLER for bei...
nofapping quadroon
  10/18/09
titcq
low-t coral mexican
  10/20/09
180
Insecure stag film
  10/18/09
lol
Green Arousing Filthpig Lodge
  10/18/09
...
beady-eyed french chef
  10/18/09
lol
nofapping quadroon
  10/18/09
*clicks all 12,100 documents NON RESPONSIVE in 45 minutes* ...
Henna step-uncle's house
  10/18/09
bravo!
Snowy Location Blood Rage
  10/18/09
that turns me on Eaarrrrlllll
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field
  10/18/09
*The fan begins spinning furiously as you click the document...
elite native partner
  10/18/09
haha.
Henna step-uncle's house
  10/18/09
*takes advantage of your corpse*
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field
  10/18/09
175
Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field
  10/18/09
To be fair, Holy shit 180
bateful plaza selfie
  10/18/09
120 u self-aggrandizing nigger
Shaky orchid roast beef
  11/10/10
...
sickened startling meetinghouse
  03/20/11
LOL
cordovan misunderstood shitlib
  10/18/09
ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC
Obsidian lay
  10/18/09
180
nofapping quadroon
  10/18/09
inspired. 180.
Insecure stag film
  10/18/09
NICE do they still publish choose your own adventure books?
passionate cheese-eating orchestra pit main people
  10/18/09
180 pwnage.
Supple Charcoal Crackhouse Degenerate
  10/18/09
ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO!!!!!
Fishy theater
  10/18/09
180.
Splenetic Chocolate Pit
  10/18/09
180
mildly autistic hospital
  10/18/09
a 180 would be underrating this post.
Green Arousing Filthpig Lodge
  10/18/09
180
Pink Startled Newt Hall
  10/18/09
wish i hadnt missed this the first time around 180
Sable piazza sweet tailpipe
  10/18/09
genious
slimy greedy senate
  10/18/09
genius
internet-worthy business firm cumskin
  10/19/09
180
Cyan Alpha Hairy Legs
  10/19/09
ty
sooty station
  10/19/09
170--- too far away from the hillarity of the original "...
Vigorous Affirmative Action Sanctuary
  10/19/09
no wai d00d, do you not see that the original game set that ...
heady stain
  10/19/09
To be fair, ....counting on Earl's impatience and sense t...
bateful plaza selfie
  10/19/09
awesome
Exciting dull rigpig stage
  10/19/09
excellent
dun gas station kitty cat
  10/19/09
180, but the FBD was better.
submissive feces bawdyhouse
  10/20/09
::tears stream from my eyes:: holy shit d00d...that was b...
Wine bbw
  10/20/09
Holyshitballs this was really good.
House-broken haunting pozpig sneaky criminal
  11/10/10
cr
aggressive box office
  11/10/10
...
Henna step-uncle's house
  10/18/09
...
Insecure stag film
  10/18/09
...
bateful plaza selfie
  10/19/09
Would you care to comment? Are you concerned at all that you...
Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood
  10/19/09
To be fair, You can't live your life in fear, young man. ...
bateful plaza selfie
  10/19/09
Just one more question ... the Jigsaw Killer is reported to ...
Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood
  10/19/09
To be fair, I'm sure that I don't know and I'm also sure ...
bateful plaza selfie
  10/19/09
...
Splenetic Chocolate Pit
  10/19/09
This thread is a stroke of genius
mahogany frozen theatre
  10/19/09
Also, MOAR
mahogany frozen theatre
  10/19/09
Insiders are speculating that this murder is not an isolated...
Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood
  10/19/09
180
beady-eyed french chef
  10/20/09
...
hilarious swashbuckling casino
  10/31/10
...
Spectacular cuckoldry
  11/09/10
...
Spectacular cuckoldry
  11/10/10
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Dashing whorehouse fanboi
  03/20/11


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Date: October 18th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: elite native partner

7/17/2013: Hello Fatdood. I want to play a game with you.

===========

*stabs you with a syringe*

*you wake up in a small locked room which only has a computer in it*

Hello Earl. I want to play a game with you. For years you considered yourself on top of the legal profession. You mocked toilet law grads as you became rich by facilitating the financial crisis that destroyed so many livelihoods. Now your own livelihood has been destroyed and rather than work, you choose to live on welfare, supported by the tax dollars of those you took advantage of. I offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

The vent above you will soon begin filling the room with VX nerve gas. There is but one way to stop it. In front of you lies a computer containing 12,100 pages of documents. Each time you successfully review a page, a fan in the vent will spin, stopping the gas for a few brief seconds. If you review 1000 pages per hour, the air in the room will remain breathable and you will survive. With each error however, the fan will spin in the opposite direction. The door will unlock in 12 hours, and you will be free to go if you are still alive. It's time for you to make your choice Earl. Live, or die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020678)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Smoky Space Goyim

=sits with popcorn watching closed circuit feed=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020775)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating orchestra pit main people

remember nyuug with his popcorn eating gif?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020783)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Smoky Space Goyim

What happened to that guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020823)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: pearly organic girlfriend giraffe

Died during a session of erotic self-asphyxiation. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030411)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Affirmative Action Sanctuary

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029975)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: ocher deranged ratface mother

Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020752)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:07 PM
Author: pale nursing home nowag

wow man take it easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020758)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: ocher deranged ratface mother

well written and interesting scenario though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020768)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: pale nursing home nowag

just seems a bit harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020771)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: ocher deranged ratface mother

was earl like that before being fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020780)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: pale nursing home nowag

i dont think so but it's probably a matter of interpretation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020797)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: ocher deranged ratface mother

Yeah i never saw Earl as that type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020811)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: pale nursing home nowag

well here's how i see it:

1) he went to a good law school and did well there

2) he went to a top firm and was doing well there

maybe he was a little cocky and i'm sure he didn't respect people who went to shitty law schools but there's a difference between being a shit for no reason and being confident because you are talented and work hard. i guess the OP interprets earl's current situation as comeuppance of some kind? i see it as bad luck and a real shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020856)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: ocher deranged ratface mother

Yeah I don't honestly really remember Earl's behavior with respect to lawyering.

I feel all biglawyers are grossly overpaid and the system is oversaturated. I guess people deserve what they get when they work within a subjective system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020910)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:56 PM
Author: nofapping quadroon

Are you seriously upset at the fucking JIGSAW KILLER for being harsh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021579)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 1:01 AM
Author: low-t coral mexican

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034605)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Insecure stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020781)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Green Arousing Filthpig Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020796)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020815)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: nofapping quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13020973)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Henna step-uncle's house

*clicks all 12,100 documents NON RESPONSIVE in 45 minutes*

*is 99.5% correct*

*takes a nap and survives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021189)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: Snowy Location Blood Rage

bravo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021216)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field

that turns me on Eaarrrrlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021236)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: elite native partner

*The fan begins spinning furiously as you click the documents, creating a comfortable breeze. It comes to a stop soon after you fall asleep and the deadly nerve agent begins seeping into the room. You awaken to a choking sensation and begin vomiting profusely as your skin blisters over. With your body uncontrollable and wracked with searing pain, you keel over and begin convulsing in a pool of your own vile puke. The last thing you see before passing away is the first document in your electronic pile: an email discussing fatal flaws in the vent fan's design. The fan was intended to queue up button presses and spin at a constant speed for specified length of time based on the number of presses. Instead, the fan merely rotated faster when the button was pressed rapidly. In fact, this design flaw was the subject of the litigation you were reviewing documents for. Had you reviewed the documents properly, you would have known this, and could have saved your life by pacing yourself.*

Sorry Earl. Game Over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021486)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Henna step-uncle's house

haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021493)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field

*takes advantage of your corpse*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021500)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indigo Jewess Field

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021497)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: bateful plaza selfie

To be fair,

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021498)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: Shaky orchid roast beef

120 u self-aggrandizing nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517427)



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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:47 PM
Author: sickened startling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#17558324)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: cordovan misunderstood shitlib

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021512)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Obsidian lay

ESPN INSTANT CLASSIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021523)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:55 PM
Author: nofapping quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021567)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: Insecure stag film

inspired. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021711)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating orchestra pit main people

NICE

do they still publish choose your own adventure books?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021737)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Supple Charcoal Crackhouse Degenerate

180 pwnage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021746)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Fishy theater

ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021933)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Splenetic Chocolate Pit

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13022239)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024162)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:38 PM
Author: Green Arousing Filthpig Lodge

a 180 would be underrating this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024215)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: Pink Startled Newt Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024246)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: Sable piazza sweet tailpipe

wish i hadnt missed this the first time around 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024284)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: slimy greedy senate

genious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024321)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:42 AM
Author: internet-worthy business firm cumskin

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026718)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:41 AM
Author: Cyan Alpha Hairy Legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026715)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: sooty station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029569)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Affirmative Action Sanctuary

170--- too far away from the hillarity of the original "game" but ingenious in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029988)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: heady stain

no wai d00d, do you not see that the original game set that up perfectly? he specifically told earl to review 1000 pages per hour, and was benevolent enough to include extra pages in case Earl made a few honest mistakes. Earl's response: review 12,100 pages in one hour, 0 pages in the other hours, gets pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030394)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: bateful plaza selfie

To be fair,

....counting on Earl's impatience and sense that he is special and "above" that kind of shit work/job to lead him to disregard the tiring and thankless but life-saving drudgery that would have saved him if only he had buckled down, humbled himself a little and done it.

It was brilliant man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030410)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:59 PM
Author: Exciting dull rigpig stage

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031245)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: dun gas station kitty cat

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13033999)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: submissive feces bawdyhouse

180, but the FBD was better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13034178)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: Wine bbw

::tears stream from my eyes::

holy shit d00d...that was beautiful. xo perfection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13036617)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: House-broken haunting pozpig sneaky criminal

Holyshitballs this was really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517386)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:19 PM
Author: aggressive box office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16517450)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Henna step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13021469)



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Date: October 18th, 2009 10:20 PM
Author: Insecure stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13024006)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 2:59 AM
Author: bateful plaza selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13026788)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 4:09 PM
Author: Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood

Would you care to comment? Are you concerned at all that you might be at risk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029560)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: bateful plaza selfie

To be fair,

You can't live your life in fear, young man. I don't want to engage in this sort of idle speculation - there's simply no reason to suspect that anyone is in further jeopardy at this point, and this might very well be just a terrible but isolated incident. I just hope that the sick bastard that did this to a fine an upstanding member of our community is swiftly apprehended and brought to justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030224)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood

Just one more question ... the Jigsaw Killer is reported to have made statements indicating that your name would appear in a future thread title. What do you think he meant by that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030296)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: bateful plaza selfie

To be fair,

I'm sure that I don't know and I'm also sure that the proper authorities are following every possible lead with all due haste and will bring this matter to a quick and speedy resolution. I think we all hope that no one else gets hurt.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I have some important poasting to attend to. No further questions please, thank you, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13030363)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Splenetic Chocolate Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13029960)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:03 PM
Author: mahogany frozen theatre

This thread is a stroke of genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031290)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: mahogany frozen theatre

Also, MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031313)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Galvanic jet-lagged indirect expression mood

Insiders are speculating that this murder is not an isolated incident.

See:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114205&forum_id=2#13025039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13031588)



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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#13041046)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 10:02 AM
Author: hilarious swashbuckling casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16428876)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:07 PM
Author: Spectacular cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114162&forum_id=2#16507822)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular cuckoldry



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