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Tucker Max movie Monday tally: $16K
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:47 PM Author: Greedy Abnormal Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038366) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:50 PM Author: Aqua Irradiated Property Hi Tucker.
Bragging again?
What's that? You won't see a dime of that? Oh... |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Base I feel bad for the guy. He's a total douche, but his site is one of my many boredom cure type places and I think that should earn him something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038414) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM Author: hairless maroon milk church building there are a lot of people in the world who deserve sympathy, empathy, whatever.
he isn't one of them. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Base He's made me happy at times. That's enough to gain my empathy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038441) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM Author: Aqua Irradiated Property I don't feel a TINY bit bad for him. The dude is reaping what he sewed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038423) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Base He fucked up, sure, but I have no interest in the ongoing attacks that XO likes in this case. He's nothing great, but has entertained me. I wish he hadn't fucked himself over so horrifically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038458) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes you need to upgrade your boredom cure places (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038449) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: Cheese-eating Fantasy-prone Base Seriously, any recommendations? I get bored a lot and am bad at searching for stuff. Right now my other main go tos are failblog, fmylife, canitapthat, postsecret, textsfromlastnight, philalawyer, and probably a couple others. Mostly inane shit, but I don't expect high commedy. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate crotch hairy legs *sneaks into your basement wearing a cow mask* MATTHEW THIS IS YOUR FATHER WHY DID YOU SCRIBBLE IN THIS NOTEBOOK AND WRITE "RAEP TUNNEL" BY IT *you rush down to your basement to take your secret diary away from "daddy"* *I stab you with a syringe and haul you away* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: hairless maroon milk church building i just lol'd in the library
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: Racy seedy filthpig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038463) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: Transparent godawful knife garrison best new shtick in a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038464) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:57 PM Author: garnet headpube dragon excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038487) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:59 PM Author: Coiffed mediation yes!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038519) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:02 PM Author: Slate charismatic box office D never responds to basement threads. I think he won't play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038562) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: house-broken wonderful locus therapy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13040199) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: scarlet police squad i love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13040914) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: crimson stage scourge upon the earth LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13041010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: tantric pale theater stage background story aww shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13041095) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:55 PM Author: sticky brunch awwww yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13042589) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: hairless maroon milk church building why are theaters still running this? are they bound by contract or something? $125/theater seems like a pitiful take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038403) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: Aqua Irradiated Property Dude those 10 frat boys need their fix! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038410) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:52 PM Author: Out-of-control faggotry library Go post this on his message board, STAT!
...oh, wait. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:53 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes The DVD sales are going to be EFFING SWEET! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038428) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: hairless maroon milk church building i heard there's some serious oscar buzz surrounding the dvd release (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038439) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Out-of-control faggotry library best poop scene.
edit: best ADAPTED poop scene. b/c it REALLY HAPPENED IRL. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Aqua Irradiated Property There has been some SERIOUS buzz about best adapted screenplay. *crosses fingers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038452) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes I heard it's going to be the first of a trilogy, just like lord of the rings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038453) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Coiffed mediation How much did Wedding Crasher make in DVD, $150 million? I bet he beats that! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038537) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:58 PM Author: disrespectful mexican Can someone explain why he's fucked horribly? He put out a flop. big deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038505) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM Author: drab selfie Yeah, the movie's in the shitter, but his book sales skyrocketed to #1 on the NYT. So all the actors, producers, etc. are getting the shaft, and he's rolling in the residual money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038530) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:08 PM Author: hairless maroon milk church building yeah, obviously the dude isn't going poor anytime soon. but he wasn't going poor anytime soon before the movie. what's so funny about this is he had this idea that he could rise above his station in life, sell his tired image not just to a bunch of early-20s ex-frat boys willing to eat this shit with a spoon, but sell it to mainstream america. and it looks like the verdict is in. so now he's started blaming circumstances, other people, anything but the fact that it's now clear that despite this nation's predilection for sex comedies and toilet humor, tucker max is not something people want to pay to listen to.
sure, he's still #1 on the NYT nonfiction paperback list. but look what's behind him. the tipping point? when did that book even come out? i would be interested to see gross weekly sales figures. i doubt these book sales represents any serious cashflow for him.
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Aqua Irradiated Property Part of his shtick is being invincible and irresistible. He now has a MAJOR fail on his record. An EPIC fail which it appears has bankrupted him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038534) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes He sold out his core fanbase because he was so certain mainstream success would be easily attained. Now no one in Hollywood will finance any project of his, his fanbois feel betrayed, and at best, he's got one or (maybe) two more books he can milk out of his life. How many more times can a man in his mid-30's write about how totally fucked up (brah) he got? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038535) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: disrespectful mexican Interesting. He had a #1 book though, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038573) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes I think he's sold nearly one million copies which is solid. I'm curious how much of that has already been spent given his lifestyle, though.
It's hard to feel good about the chances he'll repeat the success with his next book. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: Greedy Abnormal Sanctuary A studio didn't take it in the ass, he did since he financed it himself. $4-6 million in advertising alone, who knows how much it cost to make. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038574) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:04 PM Author: disrespectful mexican Where the hell did he find $4 mil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038587) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: Greedy Abnormal Sanctuary He got some investors that got pwned horribly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038606) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: disrespectful mexican Indeed they did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038615) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: Coiffed mediation no, Darko funded it to the tune of $7-9 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038612) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: Greedy Abnormal Sanctuary who the fuck is darko (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038630) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:08 PM Author: Transparent godawful knife garrison http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117986988.html?categoryid=13&cs=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038657) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: Transparent godawful knife garrison What was the negative cost (the cost to shoot and edit the movie)? 6 million dollars.
http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/about/ |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: Claret trip center Link? There's no way Tucker would be dumb enough to pay for that cinematic third trimester abortion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038626) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Greedy Abnormal Sanctuary He claims he turned down $2.5 million cash from a major studio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038641) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Electric buff pistol useless brakes ...likely because he knew it would build buzz amongst his fanbois and he'd never have to substantiate the claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038683) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: Claret trip center I stand by my position. He's a washed-up douchebag, but he's not so stupid as to sink essentially all of his assets into that shitshow of a movie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115744&forum_id=2#13038692) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: marvelous frisky community account dog poop I'm guessing that barely buys a good spot in a trailer park.
Nice job. |