http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkastOAhfwA

You already possess the knowledge you need to survive, but will you use it? If you fail your second test, the final test will be revealed in 24 hours. If you fail the final test, the game will end for you. Reflect on my lessons, and do what you must to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053596)

*fails*

*finally manages to awkwardly maneuver hands to back pocket*

*retrieves cell phone*

*accesses XO*

damn ynu jhgrtsaw... wjorkingj... on... ipt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053715)

*I can't see anything in the dark through the fabric covering my face, aside from my glowing cell phone screen (which, my hands bound, I can't move around well enough to use as a flashlight), so I feel around the room with my right foot. On the floor, I discover a knife, a pair of scissors, and a hacksaw. Bound to a chair, I realize that the only way I can access these is to push myself over into a horizontal position so that I can work with one of the sharp instruments with my bound hands. I kick the instruments aside and rotate 90 degrees so that I can fall on my side and thus have full use of my hands.

I successfully tip the chair over. I reach out and grab the knife with my awkwardly-constricted hands. I manage to cut through the fabric around my wrists enough so that with a little bit of straining, I am able to free my hands. I then use the knife to cut myself from the chair, cut my feet loose, and uncover my face. I stand up and look around. I can't see much, but I discover another saw on top of what looks like a washing machine.*

OK, so I know that the key to my escape is within my grasp -- is it one of the items in the room, or does it lie in one of JiGsAw's foreboding warnings? I reflect upon his words. I need to learn to love myself; I need to stop seeking external validation. Well, I'm locked up in a fucking torture chamber of some sort... I'm not too concerned about what XOers think of my Jewtalian schnozzle right now.

*I decide that the thing that will serve me best right now is sleep. I have more than 21 hours left -- I'll treat myself to a long rest; I'll be able to think more clearly in the morning. And maybe in the morning my captor will have updated me. I lean against the washing machine(?) and drift off...*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13054113)

(actually, when I think about both of their political ideologies, it's all starting to make sense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13060367)

*floats on alright*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053619)

"i'm running schtick on an internet message board, so uhh i need to tie you up, feet and hands, and cover your head. what? that knife? the rusty saw? just props, dear."

edit: maybe it's a realdoll. that would be more believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053700)

odds are it's a real doll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053703)

I havent even seen a saw in a couple of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13053805)

Also: SHOW US YOUR FRONT LOADING WASHER/DRYER YOU SERIAL KILLING FAGGOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13054787)

*now that my hands are free, I can type in my normal texting style*

OMG Jigsaw wat r u doing!! I m so scared. Plz help me?? I dont have much time left nd i dont know wat to do.

*fiddles with locked door*

*examines crumpled up paper on door*

*opens washing machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13059925)

*replaces your bindings, tighter this time*

The Box, you have failed the second test. Your third and final test begins now. The final test will last 24 hours. If you fail again, you will be judged. Review my lessons, and make your choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13060032)

*listens to some music on my cell phone*

*decides to be PRO-ACTIVE*

*poasts on XO:*

jigsaw i dont know wjhat to do! can i hawve a hint... or some sort of instrudctions?

*bangs on wall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13060345)

No thanks. This is between me and Jigsaw. Gotta do it on my own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13061064)

"I reflect upon his words. I need to learn to love myself; I need to stop seeking external validation"

Yet as the time limit ticked down, you descended into failure. Rather than continue your escape attempts, you sought validation from your teacher.

"OMG Jigsaw wat r u doing!! I m so scared. Plz help me?? I dont have much time left nd i dont know wat to do."

You thus failed the second test and began the final test. In the final test, I disguised myself to discover if you had truly transcended your flaws. Unfortunately, it was all too easy to draw you in, and you sought validation from your teacher yet again.

"jigsaw i dont know wjhat to do! can i hawve a hint... or some sort of instrudctions?"

I provided you with everything necessary to survive. Your restraints were haphazardly attached, and there were many tools you could have used to destroy the unreinforced door confining you. Yet rather than using one of these tools, you squandered your time posting on internet forums, playing with your cellular phone, and begging your captor to save you. Still, you were the first to show not only the will to live, but the will to learn. Perhaps I can still teach you. Welcome to the next level. Now accept your judgment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idkyk_RzXWc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13069430)

Jigsaw....redeemed...again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13069519)

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13069600)

You sir, are the reason we fight terrorists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117070&forum_id=2#13070839)