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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:23 AM Author: Violent glittery theater stage
thats intense. was this the same chick you were sleeping with before or a different one?
honestly dude, you deserve to have your wife leave you. next time you should stay faithful.
hope your face heals. :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064146) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Excitant state
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)
RELATIONSHIP PROTIP: Do not accidentally give some chick you are sleeping with your wife's (very similar) phone number and tell it is yours.
LIFE PROTIP: After this previous incident causes certain text messages to be sent that invariably end the marriage and the fling, do not react to this by getting so drunk you fall down and fracture your check bone and have to get taken to the hospital by ambulance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064568)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:42 PM Author: Excitant state
Then he's getting what he deserves.
No one told the dumb faggot to go out and get his dick wet with girls off match.com
All of this is his own fault.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064648) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:58 PM Author: Onyx talking karate space
I mean, she did what any of us would have done in her shoes. Its not so much a con as incredible luck - I have friends from really top firms that got laid off (and haven't found new work), but she still has a job.
She's still unhappy and based on what she seems to want, she's going to stay that way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064774)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:01 PM Author: elite azure box office potus
I think what he's trying to say is that it's hard to have a lot of sympathy for people who have things handed to them yet manage to be always unhappy because of their own easily avoidable faults.
would you feel sorry for some trust fund inheritee who became a drug addict and lost his spouse?
because thats really no different from ruskie's situation.
there's a LOT of more intelligent/more focused/more qualified people than her who are in terrible situations through no fault of their own.
to feel any sympathy for her self created situation is beyond asinine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064793) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:10 PM Author: elite azure box office potus
lol you can't be serious.
she's jet setting between london and atlanta and crying because some gay nigger with a nose ring doesn't like her fake titties.
meanwhile there's harvard/stanford/columbia etc law grads struggling just to even get part time legal work or generic 50k jobs right now.
get some perspective bro. she can go fuck herself for all i care.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064849) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:56 PM Author: Silver seedy abode trump supporter
Why are you so completely heartless? Haven't you been in countless shit situations of your own creation before?
No one in this thread is saying "wow Stabs, you sure did get fucked on that one. Life is unfair."
But he still a human being in hard times, for God's sake, not to mention a longtime Influential Voice in the Autoadmit Community Master Man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064754) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:30 AM Author: cerise newt striped hyena
Alright, so tell me how off I am here. You start sleeping with some chick. You give her your wife's number instead of yours. Chick contacts wife thinking its you. They find out about each other and tell you to fuck off. YOu get so drunk that you fall and fracture cheekbones.
So, from this story a few questions:
(1) Is the marriage actually over this time?
(2) Did you really break a bone?
(3) Didnt you just reconcile with wife?
(4) Still living with wife?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064190) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:38 AM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
Basically that is the right narrative. Except the chick starts sending smutty text, some with my name in them, my wife catches on (because this has happened with our numbers once or twice before...its just always been with like the cable company or something) then once she has enough "proof" she just starts calling the girl an adulterer and a whore. Girl and I are not as serious thing, so she is just like "um, this isn't worth the trouble."
1) Yes, lawyers have been called, etc.
2) Its fractured, I guess? We have to wait a few days to see whether I will need surgery based on whether I get feeling back or not.
3) We've been reconciling and reconciling for a while. We'd been having hot sex lately, but basically that was about it.
4) I had been in a hotel. I'm back home now, but am looking for a place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064223) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:43 AM Author: bistre mad cow disease
Dude, you have hit rock bottom.
If this doesn't make you stop drinking, nothing will. If your wife and personal health aren't important to you, then maybe you should stop looking for solace at the bottom of liquor bottles.
I know you think it helps forget about shit until the next day, but you'll still have the same shit life that you've caused and a hangover to go with it.
I like you as a poster, but it's past time and you really need to do something about your drinking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064249) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Excitant state
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)
Basically that is the right narrative. Except the chick starts sending smutty text, some with my name in them, my wife catches on (because this has happened with our numbers once or twice before...its just always been with like the cable company or something) then once she has enough "proof" she just starts calling the girl an adulterer and a whore. Girl and I are not as serious thing, so she is just like "um, this isn't worth the trouble."
1) Yes, lawyers have been called, etc.
2) Its fractured, I guess? We have to wait a few days to see whether I will need surgery based on whether I get feeling back or not.
3) We've been reconciling and reconciling for a while. We'd been having hot sex lately, but basically that was about it.
4) I had been in a hotel. I'm back home now, but am looking for a place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064578)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:37 AM Author: bistre mad cow disease
these things did not happen. stabby is just playing out the worst case scenario.
edit: nm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064220) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM Author: histrionic cruel-hearted hospital
It hasn't outed him before this.
*ZING*
Sorry, Doc, couldn't resist.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064259) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Excitant state
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)
She wasn't my mistress. She had, at best, interviewed well on one occasion and was likely to receive a second interview.
Better. Uglier than my wife, obv. Because who wouldn't want to cheat on their wife with someone 20 pounds heavier and less attractive?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064572)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Fear-inspiring lay
1) You knew this was coming, right?
2) Ever think of rehab? Ever gone?
3) Also, how many times did your wife catch you cheating before (it sounds like multiple times from your prior posting)? You had to have been something right to win her forgiveness that many times
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064411) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:17 PM Author: lime station
he doesn't need fucking rehab
my god if i had his life i'd drink away the pain too. we all would
he needs to fucking get over himself, though. so your marriage is finished? good. and your mistress is out of the picture? she was an ugly fat chick anyway, get some fucking standards moron.
you need to focus on yourself. get over your ex. find some passion for life again. and then once you find it, you won't need the booze.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064447) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:28 PM Author: lime station
the point that they dont tell you in AA is that unless you have a passion for life you dont have a snowballs chance in HELL of staying sober
you have to fucking have a reason for living. going through the fucking twelve steps isnt going to solve a god damned thing if you dont have a fucking reason for getting up out of bed, which pretty much every alcoholic i've ever met doesn't have
and all they're going to do at rehab is shove the twelve steps down your god damned throat. trust me, i know the drill and have been through it multiple times.
most of the hard work has to be done by YOU, which is why paying $20K for rehab (or even more actually) is absolutely fucking ridiculous and one of the biggest scams out there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064545) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:34 PM Author: bistre mad cow disease
rehab is nothing but detox, really. most programs suggest AA after release.
you're right. people have to be ready to give up drinking and they really have to make that decision on their own.
AA is just there to provide support to a decision someone has already made.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064584) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:39 PM Author: bistre mad cow disease
I'm sure they're low. I was successful with AA, but I wanted to quit and I had things I wanted to accomplish.
I still go to meetings about once a week and I can pretty much tell who's going to last more than a week. When I got the 1 month chip, there were probably 5 or 6 other people that started at the same time I did and I'm the only one that was still around.
Of the 10 or so new people that show up in a month, I see less than one 2 months later. I'm guessing (optimistically) that the success rate is 5% or so.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064625) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:28 PM Author: drab black woman locus
No of all people I would know.
I began drinking out of depression. It would temporarily make me feel better but in the long-run it made me do stupid stuff and embarrass myself and it strained my relationship with my friends and family. It also just fucked up my outlook on life. I stopped drinking so much which enabled me to do stuff I needed to. My life improved and I didn't want to drink as much. It's a virtuous cycle.
Believe me he will feel a lot better and be able to think more clearly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064540) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:50 PM Author: Onyx talking karate space
OK, how are people not asking more Qs?
1. How is the wife taking it?
2. When did the marriage start to fall apart?
3. What was your previous falling out over?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064710) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:53 PM Author: bistre mad cow disease
how much is this going to cost?
are you parents speaking to you? do they know?
is your wife speaking to you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064735)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
Who knows.
Yes. Yes.
Yes, but mostly to call me names.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064804) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
1. Poorly, as you might imagine.
2. Last couple years, on and off.
3. Oh, me drinking too much, spending too much time out carousing, etc. She has certainly suspected me of fooling around before, but it was always just suspicion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064798) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:58 PM Author: garnet provocative step-uncle's house prole
damn, and here i thought cheating always ended up well.
btw, is it still technically cheating if you don't fall in love and use a condom?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064777) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Black slap-happy half-breed church
sorry dude. it does seem like self-sabotage a bit.
are you OK?
tbf, you lost some face, too
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064796) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:15 PM Author: lime station
Let's see. Went to rehab. Drank again. Went to rehab again. Drank again. Went to rehab again. Drank again.
Oh, and then I went to rehab again. And drank again.
Basically I finally realized something recently: I fucking hated my life (for a variety of reasons) and until I fixed those fucking reasons I was going to keep on drinking. Having recently figured out the reasons I was miserable, I am now working on fixing my fucked up life. Which is hard, and scary. And sometimes I just want to go back to drinking. Because it's easier. A daily struggle, as they say.
And yes, I'm applying to law school.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064892) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:19 PM Author: Onyx talking karate space
"I fucking hated my life (for a variety of reasons) and until I fixed those fucking reasons I was going to keep on drinking. Having recently figured out the reasons I was miserable, I am now working on fixing my fucked up life"
"And yes, I'm applying to law school."
Uh, you need to rethink this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064936)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:34 PM Author: Onyx talking karate space
No, because then you get a CPA and become an auditor.
"And I am not going to go back to office bitch work."
LOL, what do you think you do as a lawyer?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065032) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:06 PM Author: multi-colored point personal credit line
I'm glad there's such a thing as karma.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064817)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:27 PM Author: lascivious clown
What a shitty day. Marriage destroyed, no more mistress, fractured bones, captured by the Jigsaw killer...
Oh, I almost forgot!
*stabs you in the neck with a syringe*
*hauls you away*
You must learn to love life again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064988) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:58 PM Author: Chocolate shitlib partner
The uncomfortable part is the patheticness that comes with trying to get caught--ie forcing the divorce because you are too pussy to deal with ending it on your own.
Now he's going to wallow in his misery and he needlessly caused his wife terrible grief.
He's a fucking loser. In terms of loserness, he is tied with someone who got laid off 9 months ago but is too lazy to get a job and just milks unemployment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065208) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:20 PM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
Its my biggest issue with it too. Like I said, I don't feel bad that the marriage end; shit happens. But I do feel bad that I let it end the way I did.
It wasn't solely out of thoughtless apathy. There always "maybe this will work out afterall" moments peppered in their with all the BS. But looking back in hindsight I fucked up (and not just recently...but in how I dealt with it in general).
And I'm not looking for empathy. I'm entirely to blame for all the shit mentioned in the OP.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065435)
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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:09 PM Author: pink cuckold
To be fair,
Good fucking riddance.
You are absolutely one of the worst offenders of the shit you are bitching about in the OP.
I hope to God you retire because you add nothing to this board. Oh no, your unattractive old wife won't fuck you and your retarded dog choked on a towel and cost you a ton of money at the vet! That's fucking fascinating man, you should post about it for months and then complain about how other posters don't entertain you enough!
You're an unfunny old in a failing marriage with no kids, a shitty academic pedigree from a TTT and a bleak financial and family future. There is nothing about you that is interesting or remotely intriguing. You're a horribly depressing character, and this is coming from the guy who posted here on New Years Eve. You obviously think you're clever, witty and incredibly sophisticated but you consistently seem outclassed when you try to engage in witty repartee with posters who are obviously objectively smarter than you. Your jokes and insults have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
Yet you shit on posters like Fish all the time...the problem, of course, is that even people who don't like Fish would probably agree that he is twice the poster you will ever be, and ten times as entertaining on his worst day. And maybe it's "pathetic" to say someone is a "better internet poster" or w/e like it's an accomplishment. I'm sure that'll be the first cutting response you post here. Yet here we are, posting in the thread that you created to whine about the decline of an internet message board that you helped to destroy, as you post on the internet late at night instead of trying to take action in the bedroom to save your floundering marriage.
I sincerely HTH.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1019210&forum_id=2#12005808
You're a sad, pathetic fuck Stabby. I hope you fall off a bridge and stop posting forever.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065324) |
Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:50 PM Author: Razzle sticky stag film giraffe
It's hard to feel any semblance of sympathy for a guy who bemoans losing both his wife and his girlfriend in the same sentence.
As Seth Myers would say, "Karma's a bitch. Well that was a faster way of telling that story."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068272) |
Date: October 27th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: Metal Adventurous Casino
I dont know wtf this is--whether it's flame, not you, or what--but if there's any truth to this, I'm really sorry to hear this dude. You are a fucking hell of a guy, and the people riding you in here are the kind of people who spend their time making anonymous "nigger" flame on the internet.
This really doesn't seem like you, from what I know of you after posting for 6 odd years together, but if it is, I hope it all works out man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105011) |
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Date: October 27th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Onyx talking karate space
He gave a chick he was cheating with his wife's phone number.
Later, he was so drunk he fell down and broke his face. I don't think I'm reaching by suggesting that alcohol is a problem for Stabby.
"Something about all this doesn't seem right though."
He posted before about their problems and it seemed to be going in this direction for some time.
A lot of people here are virgins that live on the internet. As a married dude its impossible for me not to feel incredibly bad for him. The idea of a marriage that lasted many years falling apart is always sad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105271) |
Date: December 11th, 2009 11:22 PM Author: Swollen Honey-headed Theater Electric Furnace
Dr. Science *is* Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods is Dr. Science. Dr. Science is a man. Dr. Science is a *man*
:vomits:
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13525056) |
Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:03 PM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
Great bump.
:(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624375) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Gold Marketing Idea
Still getting divorced. Wife somehow came to know more bad shit and is now angrier.
Girl still not talking to me.
Face healed, thankfully. Didn't have feeling in it for about 6 weeks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624643)
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