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Lost wife, lost girlfriend, broke face.

*sigh*
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
what
Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting
  10/23/09
you're such a drama queen.
Hairraiser property party of the first part
  10/23/09
Of late I think that's fair.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
its ok. i'm a retard too.
Hairraiser property party of the first part
  10/23/09
RELATIONSHIP PROTIP: Do not accidentally give some chick yo...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
your grade in life: F
Hairraiser property party of the first part
  10/23/09
Seriously. I've been uniquely retarded lately, even by my s...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Holy poop.
Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting
  10/23/09
thats intense. was this the same chick you were sleeping wit...
Hairraiser property party of the first part
  10/23/09
titcr Dr. Science is a piece of shit. but to his fortunat...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
I don't remember what chick I was sleeping with before. Thi...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
flame.
Hairraiser property party of the first part
  10/23/09
You think I picked this to be the first flame I've ever post...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
we ALL think this
Slap-happy spruce sex offender
  10/23/09
Jesus Christ man. What a sad buffoon you are.
Nudist deep philosopher-king native
  10/23/09
He's flame. Dude wants attention.
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
titcr
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
Thank you for compliment of sad buffoon.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
oh, dood...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
Jesus Christ...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
"Do not accidentally give some chick you are sleeping w...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
not sure how subconscious it was.
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:20 AM Author: Dr. Science (My p...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
Dude, not cool.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
It forces him to man up to his flame.
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
I don't think this is flame.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Then he's getting what he deserves. No one told the dumb ...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
Its not that its someone else's fault, its that it still suc...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
This would be like feeling bad for ruskie. It's hard to h...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
I can't say I don't feel bad for Ruskie. Granted, Stabby an...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
ruskie is basically a con artist who has gotten everything s...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
I mean, she did what any of us would have done in her shoes....
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
I think what he's trying to say is that it's hard to have a ...
buck-toothed half-breed
  10/23/09
Yeah, she got really lucky to a certain degree, but I don't ...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
lol you can't be serious. she's jet setting between londo...
buck-toothed half-breed
  10/23/09
Dude, I understand what you're saying very, very well. I wo...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Why are you so completely heartless? Haven't you been in cou...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
I'd feel some sympathy for him if he wasn't reveling in his ...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
Thought this was Joires.
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
Its not, but whoever that dude is in really invested in it, ...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
copy and pasting takes me all of 2 seconds. Plus as state...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
He's not cool for cheating in the first place. Let's have...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
But where do we draw the line?
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
:-(
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
There is a story here. Do tell.
Vibrant Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask
  10/23/09
nice
Twisted sapphire fanboi
  10/23/09
Oh, how surprising
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
Alright, so tell me how off I am here. You start sleeping w...
floppy stead factory reset button
  10/23/09
Stabby just wants attention
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
While I understand your sentiment, only women seek out atten...
floppy stead factory reset button
  10/23/09
Stabby's been running the same tired schtick for years. This...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
stabby's shtick is old and tired
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
Basically that is the right narrative. Except the chick sta...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Good, faggot. I hope you live a miserable lonely life
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
titcr
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
i've noticed that it's literally impossible to feel any symp...
galvanic coldplay fan becky
  10/23/09
cr.
aphrodisiac narrow-minded locale dingle berry
  10/23/09
At least no kids, man. Sorry man, though this is kind of...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
I'm not depressed about the divorce. Its obviously been ten...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Dude, you have hit rock bottom. If this doesn't make yo...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
We should all turn him in to Intervention. All the seats in ...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
he won't listen
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:38 AM Author: Dr. Science (My p...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
these things did not happen. stabby is just playing out the...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
this thread delivered
mint blathering menage wrinkle
  10/23/09
if anyone at your firm reads xo, wouldn't you get outted pre...
180 theatre
  10/23/09
titcq
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
It hasn't outed him before this. *ZING* Sorry, Doc, co...
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
Brutal.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
I keeps it real.
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
If this was my life, the last thing I'd be worried about is ...
cordovan school cafeteria toaster
  10/23/09
More serious than SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS? I doubt it.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
tcr
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
It's funny that I knew exactly who this would be based on th...
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
That's not funny at all.
cordovan school cafeteria toaster
  10/23/09
Oh ok, die in a fire.
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
u mad
cordovan school cafeteria toaster
  10/23/09
No, you?
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
a little
cordovan school cafeteria toaster
  10/23/09
Sorry FRIEND.
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
The real question is did the mistress look worse or better t...
Sooty Brunch Newt
  10/23/09
I wouldn't say TITCQ, but now that you asked I'm curious as ...
pea-brained chapel
  10/23/09
She wasn't my mistress. She had, at best, interviewed well ...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
This is why people hate you. You relish the attention, no m...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
stfu whokebe
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
lol at me being whokebe. Even he has sense enough not to...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
stfu whokebe
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
stfu whokebe
talented hideous stage
  10/23/09
stfu dickhead, he's right
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
Dude, this is some heavy shit. As far as IRL drama taken to...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:54 AM Author: Dr. Science (My p...
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
Why the fuck did you cheat on your wife with someone uglier ...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
typically how it goes. probably because it was incredibly ea...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
i get that, but what's the satisfaction of getting it so eas...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
attention you are no longer getting from your wife. A pussy ...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
that is typically how it works. Guys will fuck around and i...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
i'm disappointed that no party to this debacle ate a towel a...
cheese-eating dilemma
  10/23/09
Oh, don't worry. I'm mulling it over as we speak...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Speaking of which, who gets the dog, house, etc.?
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Wife. We will sell the house. I don't want it and she ca...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
1) You knew this was coming, right? 2) Ever think of reha...
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
if he wants to get back with the wife (whether or not he sho...
Nudist deep philosopher-king native
  10/23/09
It has nothing to do with that. Dude has wrecked his marraig...
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
He probably enjoys those consequences on some level, because...
Nudist deep philosopher-king native
  10/23/09
There is some truth to this.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
i said it below. you want to die the classic alcoholic death...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
How fucked up does your life have to be that you try to get ...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
titcr
Out-of-control lodge
  10/23/09
It's what he wants. Let him have it. Jeeze.
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
No, its what YOU want because YOU have some issues. He also...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Trust me. His BAC last night was .48. Dude's got a death wis...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
You think all alcoholics have death wishes? And it was go...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
.48 is pretty fucking terrible. I'm typically really bad ju...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
Being a lush at .15 says more about your personality than ab...
Frisky doobsian sandwich mexican
  10/23/09
tcr
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Whatever people think about joires, .48 is really fucking sc...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
who says I'm a lush?
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
I understand the romance of being a bitter drunk who's achie...
Nudist deep philosopher-king native
  10/23/09
Maybe. My wife is a sweetheart, but I don't think it was ...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Crazy and marriage is a bad combo. Given that, do you think...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Far too soon to tell.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Fair.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
*If* you date again, would you tell the next girl why you ma...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
I'd probably say that my wife was a good person and we had j...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Sounds familiar
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
What do you mean?
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
I've heard something similar from my gom
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
titcr
massive spectacular digit ratio church
  10/23/09
right, great idea guy. he should pay someone else 20 thousan...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
I've already done so twice. Its nice to take a month off,...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
You can do all that for a lot less than 20k.
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
Or for more, as it turns out. But whatever, I meant well.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
lol absolutely it was amazing when i was in rehab all the...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
PROTIP: Save finding Jesus for the second round of relapse. ...
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
successful preachers earn a ton of money and fuck lots of bi...
drunken twinkling regret
  10/23/09
Yeah, but then there's that whole closted homosexual thing t...
multi-colored police squad yarmulke
  10/23/09
he doesn't need fucking rehab my god if i had his life i'...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
tell us more about how to win at life, seeing as you have ac...
Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting
  10/23/09
i've accomplished more in the past year than i have accompli...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
lulz, real upgrade there on nothing.
Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting
  10/23/09
you have absolutely no idea what my life circumstances are, ...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
fucking lulz. touchy little asshole.
Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting
  10/23/09
thats right, when you're trying to get on my case asswipe
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
Oh dear.
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
You should stop drinking so much. I've been drastically red...
glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/23/09
you dont seem to get it, blue smoke. i like you but you're j...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
alcohol is what many people with shitty lives do to forget a...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
the point that they dont tell you in AA is that unless you h...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
rehab is nothing but detox, really. most programs suggest A...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
aa is a bunch of bullshit anyway. have you researched the su...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
I'm sure they're low. I was successful with AA, but I wante...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
I wonder how that compares to people that just decide "...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
I would guess it's about the same.
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
This is my suspicion as well.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
There are some people who are so addicted to whatever substa...
glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/24/09
You're definitely right that people have to want to stop dri...
glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/24/09
No of all people I would know. I began drinking out of de...
glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/23/09
Honestly, I'm glad to see you turning your life around. I t...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Uh AR wasn't the right move. Moving out of my parents' hous...
glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/24/09
i, for one, hope and pray that you die a miserable alcoholic...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
:(
overrated bawdyhouse
  10/23/09
OK, how are people not asking more Qs? 1. How is the wife...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
how much is this going to cost? are you parents speaking ...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
Who knows. Yes. Yes. Yes, but mostly to call me names...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
I'd feel kind of tacky.
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
I see what you did there.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
1. Poorly, as you might imagine. 2. Last couple years, on...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
4. Has she cheated on you too? 5. What if she got pregnant ...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
5. EWW! Who the fuck would do that?
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Someone desperate and clingy might.
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
Then they deserve each other, but from what he says, she has...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Rationality goes out the window sometimes where relationship...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
Wtf on 5? It's pretty obvious he wasn't planning on leaving ...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
I've known women who have done this. They suddenly realize ...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
All she would have to do to get him back is to tell him he c...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
I know one person who was party to something like that, but ...
Out-of-control lodge
  10/23/09
I thought childbirth was all about something jamming out of ...
Out-of-control lodge
  10/23/09
That's the end part. You need to jam something in first to s...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
Sounds like fun!
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
4. No. I mean "that I know of" obv., but its no...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
damn, and here i thought cheating always ended up well. b...
Beady-eyed cream psychic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/09
I don't think so. At least its not cheating cheating.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
sorry dude. it does seem like self-sabotage a bit. are you ...
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
Of course it is self sabotage. Anytime you get these type of...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
and what did you do differently? (btw, are you applying to L...
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
Let's see. Went to rehab. Drank again. Went to rehab again. ...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
fake it till you make it, they say in AA
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
The problem with that expression (as with most things in tha...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
i think there is something to be said about changing the dai...
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
"I fucking hated my life (for a variety of reasons) and...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Want to tell me any other ways a bullshit liberal arts degre...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
start a hedge fund
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
ITE? Hah.
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
Sure. Accounting. MBA/Finance. Something medical such as ...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Don't you top out at like 80K in accounting? DING! And I ...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
No, because then you get a CPA and become an auditor. &...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
I should edit: I am not going to go back to 30K a year offic...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
There are tons of lawyers out there working for free now wis...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
BIGLAW is just like Boston Legal, dood. Where have you been...
Out-of-control lodge
  10/23/09
lulz. The memories of me staying late in the office doing d...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
You weren't "in exactly his position" because he h...
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
I think you knew what I meant, asswipe. And really, the g...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
No. Sorry. *cowers*
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
Thought so, twat.
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
I suppose there is some element of that. I mean, the number...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Well, now you can drink as much as you want since you'll hav...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Have I done something terrible to you I missed?
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
You've been a douchebag
Supple yellow therapy
  10/23/09
This.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
POINT FOUR EIGHT man? Jesus Christ, you're on your way to de...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
wowzers. do you think that the 'help' you seeked out (ssri...
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
you're lucky you didn't stop breathing.
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
maybe not.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Sweetie, at that point, it is probably his deepest hope that...
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
I'm glad there's such a thing as karma.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
What is the fundamental reason you are unhappy?
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
lol, it was only a matter of time before this finally happen...
Swollen principal's office
  10/23/09
This.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
shtick development
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
What a shitty day. Marriage destroyed, no more mistress, fra...
Pale Hall Deer Antler
  10/23/09
Aren't you getting worried about crowding in your basement?
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
I imagined it more of an industrial space in Long Island Cit...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Walmart storage warehouse in Jersey?
sinister laser beams
  10/23/09
*calls dibs on the top shelf/bunk* *wishes TMF would stop...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
Sorry, had too much borsch last night.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Everyone is in a different room. For now...
Pale Hall Deer Antler
  10/23/09
Bet it all smells the same.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
Shit, so THAT'S why shit from the NJ Wal-Mart smells like th...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
I'm not. But you should be.
Pale Hall Deer Antler
  10/23/09
Dude, the waste bucket needs to be emptied again. Sorry abo...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Oh dear, I forgot that I never sedated you. *slides a tas...
Pale Hall Deer Antler
  10/23/09
Gross dude, I told you I don't eat tofu.
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY. Just stick to what works--being a ...
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
No way. I had fun being a psycho and talked about torturing...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/23/09
Dood you already hauled her away. Just because you or some ...
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
He's implying I should be concerned about the victim pileup ...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
This should be interesting.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
How Dr. S wasn't the first victim is beyond my comprehension...
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
lol
Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  10/23/09
0% chance he's going to play along.
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
I don't understand the meme. What do I do?
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
He's just going to make a thread where you're in some kind o...
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
It's like the Saw movies. He's going to give you a test and ...
Motley hospital
  10/23/09
You should wait until he makes a thread for you, then do wha...
bronze hyperactive office
  10/23/09
I'm in.
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
you are a good American
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  10/23/09
I bet it'll involve alcohol (duh) and somehow you catching o...
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
You deserve everything that has happened to you. I don't fee...
Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  10/23/09
Harsh. But true.
Pearl son of senegal ticket booth
  10/23/09
Not harsh at all. Everything he posts on here comes down to ...
Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  10/23/09
I like the OP but this is accurate.
Domesticated cuckoldry
  10/23/09
it's probably more common than you think, but we are wired t...
wine high-end ratface meetinghouse
  10/23/09
of course it happens, but that doesn't mean that situations ...
Domesticated cuckoldry
  10/23/09
true, but wait till you are married for 6 years.
wine high-end ratface meetinghouse
  10/23/09
The uncomfortable part is the patheticness that comes with t...
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
You've known your marraige was going down the tubes for a wh...
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
men are pigs. its easy to say I will never cheat and to jud...
wine high-end ratface meetinghouse
  10/23/09
Some of haven't even made it to the 5th date, amirite, Mr &q...
excitant copper selfie house
  10/23/09
The reason I dont make it to the 5th date is usually because...
wine high-end ratface meetinghouse
  10/23/09
stfu ted
Garnet gunner
  10/23/09
I understand this. Doods will get tempted every once in a wh...
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
Should I get started on that topic?
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
Nah, we know your views
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
All men will cheat, it's just a matter of what level. As lo...
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
What if he is indiscreet (like our OP)
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
Then the gloves come off.
violent violet lay
  10/23/09
Smartest thing you've said in this whole thread.
maize box office candlestick maker
  10/23/09
i've been married for 6 years and my marriage is fucking awe...
cheese-eating dilemma
  10/23/09
You should be ashamed that you wasted so much of your wife's...
tan market faggot firefighter
  10/23/09
That's my biggest issue with this. Guy stopped caring about ...
Razzle Spot
  10/23/09
Its my biggest issue with it too. Like I said, I don't feel...
Racy garrison
  10/23/09
Jesus Effing Christ.
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  10/26/09
To be fair, Good fucking riddance. You are absolutely ...
bronze hyperactive office
  10/23/09
whoops
wine high-end ratface meetinghouse
  10/23/09
???
bronze hyperactive office
  10/23/09
seems like you were looking for it
startled stimulating generalized bond
  10/23/09
good thread. ty.
lascivious canary corner
  10/23/09
*posts in thread to be part of history*
swashbuckling incel set
  10/23/09
thats why I am here I just ate a fun size three musketeer...
gaped comical goyim
  10/23/09
Id.
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It's hard to feel any semblance of sympathy for a guy who be...
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  10/23/09
turns out being an asshole irl isn't purely fun and games af...
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  10/23/09
at first i thought i wrote this.
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  10/23/09
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arousing indian lodge
  10/24/09
what
Vivacious stage
  10/24/09
...
irate center
  10/26/09
I dont know wtf this is--whether it's flame, not you, or wha...
Amber point
  10/27/09
Yeah, Stabby and I have had our differences, but giving him ...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/27/09
Surprisingly, you've actually been a cool guy in this thread...
Amber point
  10/27/09
He gave a chick he was cheating with his wife's phone number...
Anal parlour goal in life
  10/27/09
...
irate center
  12/11/09
180 bump
Curious gold liquid oxygen
  12/11/09
Dr. Science *is* Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods is Dr. Science. Dr...
Curious gold liquid oxygen
  12/11/09
...
irate center
  12/22/09
Great bump. :(
Racy garrison
  12/22/09
sup.
Adventurous Medicated Sweet Tailpipe
  12/22/09
Allowing my life to collapse in on itself. Decadent or me...
Racy garrison
  12/22/09
Halfway between decadent and inevitable.
Adventurous Medicated Sweet Tailpipe
  12/22/09
udpatefriend
irate center
  12/22/09
Still getting divorced. Wife somehow came to know more bad ...
Racy garrison
  12/22/09
...
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  04/15/10
ty for bump do you know which post has the wedding ring c...
cheese-eating dilemma
  04/15/10
...
cruel-hearted cocky university
  10/15/10
how you doin now mang?
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  11/06/10
...
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  11/24/10
Damn son, damn.
Confused nighttime tanning salon
  11/24/10
Be thankful for what you have on this day.
vigorous rambunctious theater haunted graveyard
  11/25/10
This was nearly two years ago? Really?
cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman
  07/02/11
...
cruel-hearted cocky university
  01/22/12


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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:12 AM
Author: Racy garrison

*sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064088)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064094)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser property party of the first part

you're such a drama queen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064100)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Racy garrison

Of late I think that's fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser property party of the first part

its ok. i'm a retard too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064113)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: Racy garrison

RELATIONSHIP PROTIP: Do not accidentally give some chick you are sleeping with your wife's (very similar) phone number and tell it is yours.

LIFE PROTIP: After this previous incident causes certain text messages to be sent that invariably end the marriage and the fling, do not react to this by getting so drunk you fall down and fracture your check bone and have to get taken to the hospital by ambulance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064133)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser property party of the first part

your grade in life: F

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064140)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Racy garrison

Seriously. I've been uniquely retarded lately, even by my standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting

Holy poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064142)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser property party of the first part

thats intense. was this the same chick you were sleeping with before or a different one?

honestly dude, you deserve to have your wife leave you. next time you should stay faithful.

hope your face heals. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064146)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

titcr Dr. Science is a piece of shit.

but to his fortunate credit, he's too ugly and stupid to be cheating on his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064161)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:26 AM
Author: Racy garrison

I don't remember what chick I was sleeping with before. This chick I had only slept with once, and she knew I was married, but she understandably doesn't want to be in the middle of this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser property party of the first part

flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064173)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Racy garrison

You think I picked this to be the first flame I've ever posted here in 7 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064180)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy spruce sex offender

we ALL think this



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068448)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Nudist deep philosopher-king native

Jesus Christ man. What a sad buffoon you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

He's flame. Dude wants attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064182)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064197)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Racy garrison

Thank you for compliment of sad buffoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064185)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

oh, dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Jesus Christ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064391)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

"Do not accidentally give some chick you are sleeping with your wife's (very similar) phone number and tell it is yours."

On some subconscious level you really wanted the divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064437)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

not sure how subconscious it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064518)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:20 AM

Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)

RELATIONSHIP PROTIP: Do not accidentally give some chick you are sleeping with your wife's (very similar) phone number and tell it is yours.

LIFE PROTIP: After this previous incident causes certain text messages to be sent that invariably end the marriage and the fling, do not react to this by getting so drunk you fall down and fracture your check bone and have to get taken to the hospital by ambulance.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064568)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Dude, not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064622)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

It forces him to man up to his flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

I don't think this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064642)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Then he's getting what he deserves.

No one told the dumb faggot to go out and get his dick wet with girls off match.com

All of this is his own fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Its not that its someone else's fault, its that it still sucks for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

This would be like feeling bad for ruskie.

It's hard to have sympathy for someone who causes their own troubles and on top of it seems to take pride in and enjoy the attention received about all his mistakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

I can't say I don't feel bad for Ruskie. Granted, Stabby and Ruskie are their own worst enemies in life, but they still wind up in a pile of shit and without actually having bad intentions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064721)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

ruskie is basically a con artist who has gotten everything she wanted despite a shitty lsat and shitty law school grades.

how you can feel sorry for her in any capacity defies all rational thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064736)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

I mean, she did what any of us would have done in her shoes. Its not so much a con as incredible luck - I have friends from really top firms that got laid off (and haven't found new work), but she still has a job.

She's still unhappy and based on what she seems to want, she's going to stay that way.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064774)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed half-breed

I think what he's trying to say is that it's hard to have a lot of sympathy for people who have things handed to them yet manage to be always unhappy because of their own easily avoidable faults.

would you feel sorry for some trust fund inheritee who became a drug addict and lost his spouse?

because thats really no different from ruskie's situation.

there's a LOT of more intelligent/more focused/more qualified people than her who are in terrible situations through no fault of their own.

to feel any sympathy for her self created situation is beyond asinine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064793)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Yeah, she got really lucky to a certain degree, but I don't get the impression she likes biglaw or London or any of it. She would probably be happier in a small-medium immigration firm in the South and in a happy marriage with a few kids.

I agree with you on the trust fund kid, but that's because he won't have to work for anything. Its hard to feel sorry for someone like that while you're sitting at work. Sure, they may be down on their luck, but they're still so unbelievably lucky that you kind of have to shrug and ignore it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064822)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed half-breed

lol you can't be serious.

she's jet setting between london and atlanta and crying because some gay nigger with a nose ring doesn't like her fake titties.

meanwhile there's harvard/stanford/columbia etc law grads struggling just to even get part time legal work or generic 50k jobs right now.

get some perspective bro. she can go fuck herself for all i care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064849)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Dude, I understand what you're saying very, very well. I would kill for her job, which happens to be in the area I was in.

I'm just saying that she's setup for misery which is always a sad thing. And yes, she does probably have a weird fetish, which doesn't help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064973)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

Why are you so completely heartless? Haven't you been in countless shit situations of your own creation before?

No one in this thread is saying "wow Stabs, you sure did get fucked on that one. Life is unfair."

But he still a human being in hard times, for God's sake, not to mention a longtime Influential Voice in the Autoadmit Community Master Man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064754)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

I'd feel some sympathy for him if he wasn't reveling in his own demise.

I have never done something such as cheating on a wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

Thought this was Joires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064780)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Its not, but whoever that dude is in really invested in it, so whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

copy and pasting takes me all of 2 seconds.

Plus as stated below, you revel in the attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064662)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

He's not cool for cheating in the first place.

Let's have at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064813)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

But where do we draw the line?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064119)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

:-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask

There is a story here. Do tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064151)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Twisted sapphire fanboi

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064186)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

Oh, how surprising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064189)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: floppy stead factory reset button

Alright, so tell me how off I am here. You start sleeping with some chick. You give her your wife's number instead of yours. Chick contacts wife thinking its you. They find out about each other and tell you to fuck off. YOu get so drunk that you fall and fracture cheekbones.

So, from this story a few questions:

(1) Is the marriage actually over this time?

(2) Did you really break a bone?

(3) Didnt you just reconcile with wife?

(4) Still living with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064190)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Stabby just wants attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064194)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: floppy stead factory reset button

While I understand your sentiment, only women seek out attention through depressed relationship stories, so either this is somewhat based on reality or stabby has really been an internet bull dyke for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064214)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Stabby's been running the same tired schtick for years. This is just the latest evolution of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

stabby's shtick is old and tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064219)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: Racy garrison

Basically that is the right narrative. Except the chick starts sending smutty text, some with my name in them, my wife catches on (because this has happened with our numbers once or twice before...its just always been with like the cable company or something) then once she has enough "proof" she just starts calling the girl an adulterer and a whore. Girl and I are not as serious thing, so she is just like "um, this isn't worth the trouble."

1) Yes, lawyers have been called, etc.

2) Its fractured, I guess? We have to wait a few days to see whether I will need surgery based on whether I get feeling back or not.

3) We've been reconciling and reconciling for a while. We'd been having hot sex lately, but basically that was about it.

4) I had been in a hotel. I'm back home now, but am looking for a place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

Good, faggot. I hope you live a miserable lonely life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064228)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064233)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:42 AM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan becky

i've noticed that it's literally impossible to feel any sympathy or pity, or even much interest, for him no matter what shitty things happen to him. he's such a boring piece of shit human being that the only emotion these attention whoring threads inspires is very mild satisfaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064244)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac narrow-minded locale dingle berry

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

At least no kids, man.

Sorry man, though this is kind of like saying "sorry man" to a serial killer as they're about to flip the switch. Have a fun 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064232)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:50 AM
Author: Racy garrison

I'm not depressed about the divorce. Its obviously been tending that way for a while. But I wish I had just manned up and done it myself instead of fucking around until I got caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064285)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:43 AM
Author: Garnet gunner

Dude, you have hit rock bottom.

If this doesn't make you stop drinking, nothing will. If your wife and personal health aren't important to you, then maybe you should stop looking for solace at the bottom of liquor bottles.

I know you think it helps forget about shit until the next day, but you'll still have the same shit life that you've caused and a hangover to go with it.

I like you as a poster, but it's past time and you really need to do something about your drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064249)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:45 AM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

We should all turn him in to Intervention. All the seats in the room can have laptops on them set to xo java chat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:48 AM
Author: Garnet gunner

he won't listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064274)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:38 AM

Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)

Basically that is the right narrative. Except the chick starts sending smutty text, some with my name in them, my wife catches on (because this has happened with our numbers once or twice before...its just always been with like the cable company or something) then once she has enough "proof" she just starts calling the girl an adulterer and a whore. Girl and I are not as serious thing, so she is just like "um, this isn't worth the trouble."

1) Yes, lawyers have been called, etc.

2) Its fractured, I guess? We have to wait a few days to see whether I will need surgery based on whether I get feeling back or not.

3) We've been reconciling and reconciling for a while. We'd been having hot sex lately, but basically that was about it.

4) I had been in a hotel. I'm back home now, but am looking for a place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064578)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Garnet gunner

these things did not happen. stabby is just playing out the worst case scenario.

edit: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064220)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: mint blathering menage wrinkle

this thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064227)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:42 AM
Author: 180 theatre

if anyone at your firm reads xo, wouldn't you get outted pretty easily when they see a guy walk in with a fucked up face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:45 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064255)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

It hasn't outed him before this.

*ZING*

Sorry, Doc, couldn't resist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064259)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: Racy garrison

Brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064290)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:18 PM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

I keeps it real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria toaster

If this was my life, the last thing I'd be worried about is being "outed" far more srs things going on--like real life stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064264)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Racy garrison

More serious than SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS?

I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064395)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

It's funny that I knew exactly who this would be based on the thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064261)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:47 AM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria toaster

That's not funny at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

Oh ok, die in a fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064288)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria toaster

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064467)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:22 PM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

No, you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064493)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria toaster

a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064527)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

Sorry FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064865)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:48 AM
Author: Sooty Brunch Newt

The real question is did the mistress look worse or better than Steve Phillips' mistress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064276)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: pea-brained chapel

I wouldn't say TITCQ, but now that you asked I'm curious as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: Racy garrison

She wasn't my mistress. She had, at best, interviewed well on one occasion and was likely to receive a second interview.

Better. Uglier than my wife, obv. Because who wouldn't want to cheat on their wife with someone 20 pounds heavier and less attractive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064309)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

This is why people hate you.

You relish the attention, no matter what kind it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: Racy garrison

stfu whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064326)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:59 AM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

lol at me being whokebe.

Even he has sense enough not to do the stupid shit you pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

stfu whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064402)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: talented hideous stage

stfu whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064772)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

stfu dickhead, he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064407)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Dude, this is some heavy shit. As far as IRL drama taken to XO, this gets an A+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064425)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

Date: October 23rd, 2009 11:54 AM

Author: Dr. Science (My pedigree dogs don't like the smell of your children.)

She wasn't my mistress. She had, at best, interviewed well on one occasion and was likely to receive a second interview.

Better. Uglier than my wife, obv. Because who wouldn't want to cheat on their wife with someone 20 pounds heavier and less attractive?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064572)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

Why the fuck did you cheat on your wife with someone uglier and fatter? WHY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064852)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

typically how it goes. probably because it was incredibly easy? she showed a lot of interest? it's not like in most of these situations a guy expends a ton of effort wooing the other woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064881)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

i get that, but what's the satisfaction of getting it so easy. especially when you got it better at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064903)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

attention you are no longer getting from your wife. A pussy you did not conquer 10 years ago and subsequently fuck 23423423432 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064934)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: violent violet lay

that is typically how it works. Guys will fuck around and it won't be that serious unless the mistress is a real catch somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064956)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating dilemma

i'm disappointed that no party to this debacle ate a towel at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Oh, don't worry.

I'm mulling it over as we speak...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064344)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Speaking of which, who gets the dog, house, etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064394)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Wife.

We will sell the house. I don't want it and she can't afford it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064513)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

1) You knew this was coming, right?

2) Ever think of rehab? Ever gone?

3) Also, how many times did your wife catch you cheating before (it sounds like multiple times from your prior posting)? You had to have been something right to win her forgiveness that many times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064411)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:15 PM
Author: Nudist deep philosopher-king native

if he wants to get back with the wife (whether or not he should is a whole other story), going to rehab will have to be part of his pennance. he can even do the typical alkie thing and blame all his shitty behavior and poor choices on his "problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064433)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:18 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

It has nothing to do with that. Dude has wrecked his marraige, DUIed, broken bones, etc while drunk. He should make a stop at Betty Ford regardless of how his marital situation ends up. Literally his life is in danger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064455)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Nudist deep philosopher-king native

He probably enjoys those consequences on some level, because they allow him to live out his middle-class Bukowski i'm-a-world-weary-fuckup fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Racy garrison

There is some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064608)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:38 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

i said it below. you want to die the classic alcoholic death. so, i say, why not go for it? go out nick cage in leaving las vegas style if you want, jesus christ man. don't you want to go out with a fucking BANG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064617)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

How fucked up does your life have to be that you try to get people down on their luck IRL to commit suicide? I mean, its funny when some dude gets into GULC and we all say KILL SELF! but this isn't that you pathetic psychopath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064659)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control lodge

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064994)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

It's what he wants. Let him have it. Jeeze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065020)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

No, its what YOU want because YOU have some issues. He also has issues but it appears that yours are far more serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Trust me. His BAC last night was .48. Dude's got a death wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065048)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

You think all alcoholics have death wishes?

And it was going to be a bad night given what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065132)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: violent violet lay

.48 is pretty fucking terrible. I'm typically really bad just at .15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065141)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Frisky doobsian sandwich mexican

Being a lush at .15 says more about your personality than about your ability to handle alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065176)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065184)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: Motley hospital

Whatever people think about joires, .48 is really fucking scary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065213)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: violent violet lay

who says I'm a lush?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065220)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Nudist deep philosopher-king native

I understand the romance of being a bitter drunk who's achieved some success but hasn't completely reformed and is too wise for monagamy, but when you end up losing a good woman over it, hasn't it gone a little far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064801)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Maybe.

My wife is a sweetheart, but I don't think it was going to work in the long term, drinking or no. Not crazy enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064816)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Crazy and marriage is a bad combo. Given that, do you think you'll get remarried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064832)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Far too soon to tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064836)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064846)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

*If* you date again, would you tell the next girl why you marriage/life used to be such a massive failure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065011)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I'd probably say that my wife was a good person and we had just grown apart and admit I didn't deal with it in the right way.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065299)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:12 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Sounds familiar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065349)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:21 PM
Author: Racy garrison

What do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065442)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:24 PM
Author: violent violet lay

I've heard something similar from my gom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065482)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:38 PM
Author: massive spectacular digit ratio church

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064618)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:22 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

right, great idea guy. he should pay someone else 20 thousand bucks so they can tell him he has a fucking problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064499)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I've already done so twice.

Its nice to take a month off, get a tan, read for pleasure, talk about yourself a lot, eat well, exercise daily, sleep 8 hours a night, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064644)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

You can do all that for a lot less than 20k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Or for more, as it turns out. But whatever, I meant well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064884)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

lol absolutely

it was amazing when i was in rehab all the sociopaths who blamed their theft and lack of remorse on their alcoholism/drug addiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064471)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

PROTIP: Save finding Jesus for the second round of relapse.

Sadly, I think the only step beyond that is to actually become a preacher, which is taking the lulz too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064514)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: drunken twinkling regret

successful preachers earn a ton of money and fuck lots of bitches, so the lulz might just keep on keeping on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064643)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: multi-colored police squad yarmulke

Yeah, but then there's that whole closted homosexual thing that seems to go part and parcel with it. I don't like man-ass so it wouldn't work out for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

he doesn't need fucking rehab

my god if i had his life i'd drink away the pain too. we all would

he needs to fucking get over himself, though. so your marriage is finished? good. and your mistress is out of the picture? she was an ugly fat chick anyway, get some fucking standards moron.

you need to focus on yourself. get over your ex. find some passion for life again. and then once you find it, you won't need the booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064447)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting

tell us more about how to win at life, seeing as you have accomplised so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064468)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

i've accomplished more in the past year than i have accomplished in the previous 20, fuck you very much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:22 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting

lulz, real upgrade there on nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064496)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:22 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

you have absolutely no idea what my life circumstances are, so kindly take a sock and shove it up that hole you call a mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064501)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Church Building Famous Landscape Painting

fucking lulz. touchy little asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:31 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

thats right, when you're trying to get on my case asswipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064566)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Motley hospital

Oh dear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064417)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor

You should stop drinking so much. I've been drastically reducing my intake and my life is a lot better for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

you dont seem to get it, blue smoke. i like you but you're just ignorant on this point

drinking a shitload of alcohol doesn't just make a person's life shitty. their lives were shitty to begin with. they drink a shitload of alcohol to forget that fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064482)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

alcohol is what many people with shitty lives do to forget about their shitty lives and they actually make it worse by drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

the point that they dont tell you in AA is that unless you have a passion for life you dont have a snowballs chance in HELL of staying sober

you have to fucking have a reason for living. going through the fucking twelve steps isnt going to solve a god damned thing if you dont have a fucking reason for getting up out of bed, which pretty much every alcoholic i've ever met doesn't have

and all they're going to do at rehab is shove the twelve steps down your god damned throat. trust me, i know the drill and have been through it multiple times.

most of the hard work has to be done by YOU, which is why paying $20K for rehab (or even more actually) is absolutely fucking ridiculous and one of the biggest scams out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064545)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

rehab is nothing but detox, really. most programs suggest AA after release.

you're right. people have to be ready to give up drinking and they really have to make that decision on their own.

AA is just there to provide support to a decision someone has already made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064584)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:35 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

aa is a bunch of bullshit anyway. have you researched the success rates for the program?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064591)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

I'm sure they're low. I was successful with AA, but I wanted to quit and I had things I wanted to accomplish.

I still go to meetings about once a week and I can pretty much tell who's going to last more than a week. When I got the 1 month chip, there were probably 5 or 6 other people that started at the same time I did and I'm the only one that was still around.

Of the 10 or so new people that show up in a month, I see less than one 2 months later. I'm guessing (optimistically) that the success rate is 5% or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064625)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

I wonder how that compares to people that just decide "fuck it, I'm not doing this anymore?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064749)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

I would guess it's about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064792)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

This is my suspicion as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064795)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 4:40 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor

There are some people who are so addicted to whatever substance that they're physically dependent and will start having really bad withdrawal symptoms. For people like this (who are actually committed to quitting) rehab can be good because it provides them with a safe place to come down and prevents them from caving once the withdrawal gets really bad. Many places also administer medications that can lessen withdrawal symptoms (which can actually be really dangerous).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13073720)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor

You're definitely right that people have to want to stop drinking and have the willpower to do it. You can't force someone to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13073516)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor

No of all people I would know.

I began drinking out of depression. It would temporarily make me feel better but in the long-run it made me do stupid stuff and embarrass myself and it strained my relationship with my friends and family. It also just fucked up my outlook on life. I stopped drinking so much which enabled me to do stuff I needed to. My life improved and I didn't want to drink as much. It's a virtuous cycle.

Believe me he will feel a lot better and be able to think more clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064540)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Honestly, I'm glad to see you turning your life around. I told you going back to AR was the right move! Look at you, drinking less, having a job, finishing what you started...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064694)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: glittery fortuitous meteor

Uh AR wasn't the right move. Moving out of my parents' house and getting a job was, but I didn't need to go to AR to do that. All this has done is resulted in me living with like 15 homeless guys, in a not that interesting city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13073796)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:35 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

i, for one, hope and pray that you die a miserable alcoholic death. because i, for one, know that is almost certainly what you want. so, i say, go out and do what it is you want to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064594)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: overrated bawdyhouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064633)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

OK, how are people not asking more Qs?

1. How is the wife taking it?

2. When did the marriage start to fall apart?

3. What was your previous falling out over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

how much is this going to cost?

are you parents speaking to you? do they know?

is your wife speaking to you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064735)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Who knows.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, but mostly to call me names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064804)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

I'd feel kind of tacky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

I see what you did there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064782)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Racy garrison

1. Poorly, as you might imagine.

2. Last couple years, on and off.

3. Oh, me drinking too much, spending too much time out carousing, etc. She has certainly suspected me of fooling around before, but it was always just suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064798)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: violent violet lay

4. Has she cheated on you too?

5. What if she got pregnant on purpose right now to keep you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064933)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

5. EWW! Who the fuck would do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064968)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Someone desperate and clingy might.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065008)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:33 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

Then they deserve each other, but from what he says, she has a brain so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065026)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Rationality goes out the window sometimes where relationships are involved :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065079)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: Motley hospital

Wtf on 5? It's pretty obvious he wasn't planning on leaving until she caught him screwing around and kicked him out.

Are you just trying to jam childbirth into everything, like you have been lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064975)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: violent violet lay

I've known women who have done this. They suddenly realize they're going to be single and see this as a way to get him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065015)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Motley hospital

All she would have to do to get him back is to tell him he could move back in, and then ignore the cheating and the fact that he's drinking himself to death.

[Uh, no offense Dr. Science.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065023)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control lodge

I know one person who was party to something like that, but neither he nor his wife had the education or middle-class sensibilities that go with BIGLAW. They were both working-class rednecks. (And, to his credit, he divorced the bitch anyway, then, when she gave birth, won custody of their two previous children *and* the one born after they split up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065036)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control lodge

I thought childbirth was all about something jamming out of you, not the other way around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:33 PM
Author: Motley hospital

That's the end part. You need to jam something in first to start the process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065027)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Sounds like fun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065074)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Racy garrison

4. No. I mean "that I know of" obv., but its not her style.

5. She is the one divorcing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064997)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cream psychic mad-dog skullcap

damn, and here i thought cheating always ended up well.

btw, is it still technically cheating if you don't fall in love and use a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064777)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I don't think so.

At least its not cheating cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064830)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

sorry dude. it does seem like self-sabotage a bit.

are you OK?

tbf, you lost some face, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064796)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Of course it is self sabotage. Anytime you get these type of alcoholic cases it really boils down to this: they're lonely, and they are desperately looking for someone to pay attention to them.

How do I know this? Because not two-three years ago I was in exactly his position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

and what did you do differently? (btw, are you applying to LS?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064857)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Let's see. Went to rehab. Drank again. Went to rehab again. Drank again. Went to rehab again. Drank again.

Oh, and then I went to rehab again. And drank again.

Basically I finally realized something recently: I fucking hated my life (for a variety of reasons) and until I fixed those fucking reasons I was going to keep on drinking. Having recently figured out the reasons I was miserable, I am now working on fixing my fucked up life. Which is hard, and scary. And sometimes I just want to go back to drinking. Because it's easier. A daily struggle, as they say.

And yes, I'm applying to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064892)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

fake it till you make it, they say in AA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064899)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

The problem with that expression (as with most things in that brainwashing cult) is that you can fake it all day long, but eventually you're going to realize that you don't actually believe the AA speak that is coming out of your mouth, and that you're still the same miserable fuck you were all along. And when you realize that, you will go back to drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064925)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

i think there is something to be said about changing the daily practices, changing the things that you do with your body, changing the bad habits first. cleaning up 'what you do' has a way to help clean up 'what you think', imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064948)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

"I fucking hated my life (for a variety of reasons) and until I fixed those fucking reasons I was going to keep on drinking. Having recently figured out the reasons I was miserable, I am now working on fixing my fucked up life"

"And yes, I'm applying to law school."

Uh, you need to rethink this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064936)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Want to tell me any other ways a bullshit liberal arts degree grad from a t-25 program can pretty reliably win a ticket to upper-middle-classdom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064951)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

start a hedge fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064963)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

ITE? Hah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064983)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Sure. Accounting. MBA/Finance. Something medical such as nurse practitioner. Come on, don't fall into law because you're not creative enough to think of anything else. While the economy is tough for everyone, law has fallen harder and farther than average. Read this board and look at all the kids that in better times would be V10 asking "holy shit, now what? No job, no future, tons of debt!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064990)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Don't you top out at like 80K in accounting? DING!

And I have virtually no work experience so an MBA is out of the picture. And I am not going to go back to office bitch work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064998)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

No, because then you get a CPA and become an auditor.

"And I am not going to go back to office bitch work."

LOL, what do you think you do as a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065032)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

I should edit: I am not going to go back to 30K a year office bitch work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065039)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

There are tons of lawyers out there working for free now wishing they would get $30K/year for their bitch work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065047)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control lodge

BIGLAW is just like Boston Legal, dood. Where have you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065082)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

lulz. The memories of me staying late in the office doing due diligence and proofreading shit literally made me lol when I read that he wanted to go to law school so he wouldn't do "office bitch work".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065109)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

You weren't "in exactly his position" because he had a wife who at one point loved him.

You've never had anything more than a well greased ass up against a truck stop glory hole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064920)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

I think you knew what I meant, asswipe.

And really, the gay "truck stop, greased up asshole" jokes are a dime a dozen. What's next, man? A clever super GAIDS quip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064939)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

No.

Sorry.

*cowers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064960)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Thought so, twat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064964)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I suppose there is some element of that. I mean, the number thing was legitimately done in error. But I had to realize I was going to get caught eventually.

Um, I guess. Like I said, I'm OK with the divorce but just wish I had handled it the right way. Oh, and since in addition to the face being cracked, my BAC last night was .48, I don't feel particularly deluxe this afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064864)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

Well, now you can drink as much as you want since you'll have no one to worry about you. It works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064891)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Have I done something terrible to you I missed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064914)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Supple yellow therapy

You've been a douchebag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064924)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064958)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

POINT FOUR EIGHT man? Jesus Christ, you're on your way to death fast. Your liver enzymes are probably all out of whack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064897)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

wowzers.

do you think that the 'help' you seeked out (ssris, shrinks) were inadequate? or, did you not really want to change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064919)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

you're lucky you didn't stop breathing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064966)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

maybe not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064971)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Sweetie, at that point, it is probably his deepest hope that he stops breathing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064978)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

I'm glad there's such a thing as karma.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064817)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

What is the fundamental reason you are unhappy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Swollen principal's office

lol, it was only a matter of time before this finally happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064874)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Racy garrison

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064901)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

shtick development

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064923)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Pale Hall Deer Antler

What a shitty day. Marriage destroyed, no more mistress, fractured bones, captured by the Jigsaw killer...

Oh, I almost forgot!

*stabs you in the neck with a syringe*

*hauls you away*

You must learn to love life again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064988)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Motley hospital

Aren't you getting worried about crowding in your basement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13064999)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

I imagined it more of an industrial space in Long Island City.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: sinister laser beams

Walmart storage warehouse in Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065021)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Motley hospital

*calls dibs on the top shelf/bunk*

*wishes TMF would stop hogging the waste bucket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065034)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Sorry, had too much borsch last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065057)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Pale Hall Deer Antler

Everyone is in a different room. For now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065077)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

Bet it all smells the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065037)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Shit, so THAT'S why shit from the NJ Wal-Mart smells like that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065055)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Pale Hall Deer Antler

I'm not. But you should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065050)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Dude, the waste bucket needs to be emptied again. Sorry about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065066)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: Pale Hall Deer Antler

Oh dear, I forgot that I never sedated you.

*slides a tasty treat under the door to keep you alert*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065098)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Gross dude, I told you I don't eat tofu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065117)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:50 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

Just stick to what works--being a fucking pyscho with weirdo values on people's worth. Let us make the jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065133)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

No way. I had fun being a psycho and talked about torturing and killing Jigsaw and the board was ready to haul me off to the state bar for a hearing on attorney misconduct... So now its just lame jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065149)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

Dood you already hauled her away.

Just because you or some mod deleted that thread doesn't mean you deleted it from our memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065128)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Motley hospital

He's implying I should be concerned about the victim pileup because it means that either my number is up or that he's planning some group kill-off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065146)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

This should be interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065002)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

How Dr. S wasn't the first victim is beyond my comprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

0% chance he's going to play along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065188)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I don't understand the meme. What do I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065314)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

He's just going to make a thread where you're in some kind of elaborate torture situation at some point and give you a choice to make. It can be moderately amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065334)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: Motley hospital

It's like the Saw movies. He's going to give you a test and then probably kill you (and me, and half the other people on the board).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065338)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:13 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive office

You should wait until he makes a thread for you, then do what the thread fucking tells you to do. Very complicated I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: Racy garrison

I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065456)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

you are a good American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065471)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:29 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

I bet it'll involve alcohol (duh) and somehow you catching on fire -- something about creating your own hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat

You deserve everything that has happened to you. I don't feel sorry for you. Get your shit together. It's embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065040)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl son of senegal ticket booth

Harsh. But true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065053)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Lilac Sanctuary Kitty Cat

Not harsh at all. Everything he posts on here comes down to "ooo look at my life! It's sooo fucked up! Everyone comment!" It's just sad and embarrassing. Enough with coming to xoxo and talking about it. He's an old man, who continues to fuck up his life. He needs to do something about it but when will he learn this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065086)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Domesticated cuckoldry

I like the OP but this is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: wine high-end ratface meetinghouse

it's probably more common than you think, but we are wired to feel uncomfortable seeing someone's IRL dirty laundry on display like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065180)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: Domesticated cuckoldry

of course it happens, but that doesn't mean that situations like this are cool. you reap what you sow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065206)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: wine high-end ratface meetinghouse

true, but wait till you are married for 6 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065212)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

The uncomfortable part is the patheticness that comes with trying to get caught--ie forcing the divorce because you are too pussy to deal with ending it on your own.

Now he's going to wallow in his misery and he needlessly caused his wife terrible grief.

He's a fucking loser. In terms of loserness, he is tied with someone who got laid off 9 months ago but is too lazy to get a job and just milks unemployment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

You've known your marraige was going down the tubes for a while. Why did it start in that direction? You simply got bored with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065072)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: wine high-end ratface meetinghouse

men are pigs. its easy to say I will never cheat and to judge cheaters, but none of us have been married for 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: excitant copper selfie house

Some of haven't even made it to the 5th date, amirite, Mr "willingly celibate" failed lawyer dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065147)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:54 PM
Author: wine high-end ratface meetinghouse

The reason I dont make it to the 5th date is usually because I dont care to date a person any longer.

I have actually never cheated on a girlfriend, ever. But I understand temptation and how people try to justify things in their heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065169)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:54 PM
Author: Garnet gunner

stfu ted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

I understand this. Doods will get tempted every once in a while. Many will fall. Most who do fall, end the affair or it's a one time thing, and go back to their wives (who hopefully never found out)

However, Stabby took it to another level, purposely going out hunting, losing his wedding ring, getting blackout all the time, etc. That was a wilful decision he made a few years ago. Wondering why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065148)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Should I get started on that topic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065150)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Nah, we know your views

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065164)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: violent violet lay

All men will cheat, it's just a matter of what level. As long as he's discreet, I'd rather not even know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065194)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

What if he is indiscreet (like our OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: violent violet lay

Then the gloves come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065270)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:18 PM
Author: maize box office candlestick maker

Smartest thing you've said in this whole thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065418)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating dilemma

i've been married for 6 years and my marriage is fucking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068647)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: tan market faggot firefighter

You should be ashamed that you wasted so much of your wife's life. Hopefully some good dood will not hold it against her that she got suckered by and cared for some poor asshole for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065251)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

That's my biggest issue with this. Guy stopped caring about his marriage a few years ago. Man up and end it so the wife can move on. Now, they both are in their early 30s, he's a drunk, she's divorced, no one is better off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065271)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Its my biggest issue with it too. Like I said, I don't feel bad that the marriage end; shit happens. But I do feel bad that I let it end the way I did.

It wasn't solely out of thoughtless apathy. There always "maybe this will work out afterall" moments peppered in their with all the BS. But looking back in hindsight I fucked up (and not just recently...but in how I dealt with it in general).

And I'm not looking for empathy. I'm entirely to blame for all the shit mentioned in the OP.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065435)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 3:12 PM
Author: primrose jewess base

Jesus Effing Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13091596)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive office

To be fair,

Good fucking riddance.

You are absolutely one of the worst offenders of the shit you are bitching about in the OP.

I hope to God you retire because you add nothing to this board. Oh no, your unattractive old wife won't fuck you and your retarded dog choked on a towel and cost you a ton of money at the vet! That's fucking fascinating man, you should post about it for months and then complain about how other posters don't entertain you enough!

You're an unfunny old in a failing marriage with no kids, a shitty academic pedigree from a TTT and a bleak financial and family future. There is nothing about you that is interesting or remotely intriguing. You're a horribly depressing character, and this is coming from the guy who posted here on New Years Eve. You obviously think you're clever, witty and incredibly sophisticated but you consistently seem outclassed when you try to engage in witty repartee with posters who are obviously objectively smarter than you. Your jokes and insults have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

Yet you shit on posters like Fish all the time...the problem, of course, is that even people who don't like Fish would probably agree that he is twice the poster you will ever be, and ten times as entertaining on his worst day. And maybe it's "pathetic" to say someone is a "better internet poster" or w/e like it's an accomplishment. I'm sure that'll be the first cutting response you post here. Yet here we are, posting in the thread that you created to whine about the decline of an internet message board that you helped to destroy, as you post on the internet late at night instead of trying to take action in the bedroom to save your floundering marriage.

I sincerely HTH.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1019210&forum_id=2#12005808

You're a sad, pathetic fuck Stabby. I hope you fall off a bridge and stop posting forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065324)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: wine high-end ratface meetinghouse

whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065423)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive office

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13065454)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: startled stimulating generalized bond

seems like you were looking for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13066475)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: lascivious canary corner

good thread. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068136)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling incel set

*posts in thread to be part of history*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068183)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: gaped comical goyim

thats why I am here

I just ate a fun size three musketeers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068435)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: Frisky doobsian sandwich mexican

Id.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13073827)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: passionate walnut hunting ground electric furnace

It's hard to feel any semblance of sympathy for a guy who bemoans losing both his wife and his girlfriend in the same sentence.

As Seth Myers would say, "Karma's a bitch. Well that was a faster way of telling that story."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068272)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:52 PM
Author: irradiated home

turns out being an asshole irl isn't purely fun and games after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068295)



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Date: October 23rd, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Pontificating trump supporter public bath

at first i thought i wrote this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13068308)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 2:42 PM
Author: arousing indian lodge

Wow, I knew you were a pathetic loser, but I had no idea...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13072745)



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Date: October 24th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: Vivacious stage

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13073738)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: irate center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13091491)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 10:26 PM
Author: Amber point

I dont know wtf this is--whether it's flame, not you, or what--but if there's any truth to this, I'm really sorry to hear this dude. You are a fucking hell of a guy, and the people riding you in here are the kind of people who spend their time making anonymous "nigger" flame on the internet.

This really doesn't seem like you, from what I know of you after posting for 6 odd years together, but if it is, I hope it all works out man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105011)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 10:28 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

Yeah, Stabby and I have had our differences, but giving him shit now is really not cool. I do, however, disagree that this isn't like him. The second I saw this I thought it was probably him. He has an alcohol problem, and it was crystal clear that he was cheating on his wife. The two aren't a good combo, as we see here.

In any event, I also hope things work out for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105031)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 10:34 PM
Author: Amber point

Surprisingly, you've actually been a cool guy in this thread. I don't really know how much his drinking is a "problem" but I don't know how much he's doing it. If he just gets wasted now and again, I don't think it's as big of a problem as most people seem to think it is. But whatever, obviously the cheating is trouble, but it happens.

Something about all this doesn't seem right though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105101)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 10:49 PM
Author: Anal parlour goal in life

He gave a chick he was cheating with his wife's phone number.

Later, he was so drunk he fell down and broke his face. I don't think I'm reaching by suggesting that alcohol is a problem for Stabby.

"Something about all this doesn't seem right though."

He posted before about their problems and it seemed to be going in this direction for some time.

A lot of people here are virgins that live on the internet. As a married dude its impossible for me not to feel incredibly bad for him. The idea of a marriage that lasted many years falling apart is always sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13105271)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: irate center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13522042)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Curious gold liquid oxygen

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13522175)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:22 PM
Author: Curious gold liquid oxygen

Dr. Science *is* Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods is Dr. Science. Dr. Science is a man. Dr. Science is a *man*

:vomits:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13525056)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: irate center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13623290)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Great bump.

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624375)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Medicated Sweet Tailpipe

sup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624553)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Allowing my life to collapse in on itself.

Decadent or merely shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624591)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Medicated Sweet Tailpipe

Halfway between decadent and inevitable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: irate center

udpatefriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Racy garrison

Still getting divorced. Wife somehow came to know more bad shit and is now angrier.

Girl still not talking to me.

Face healed, thankfully. Didn't have feeling in it for about 6 weeks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#13624643)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#14719720)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating dilemma

ty for bump

do you know which post has the wedding ring coming off the fat, hairy knuckle into the haggar slacks, that was AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#14719735)



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Date: October 15th, 2010 9:41 AM
Author: cruel-hearted cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#16300020)



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Date: November 6th, 2010 10:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets resort

how you doin now mang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#16480416)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: wonderful balding cuckold trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#16631397)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: Confused nighttime tanning salon

Damn son, damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#16631408)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous rambunctious theater haunted graveyard

Be thankful for what you have on this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#16643487)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:58 PM
Author: cyan mildly autistic legal warrant patrolman

This was nearly two years ago? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#18403787)



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Date: January 22nd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118103&forum_id=2#19826952)