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Fish, I can see you. Come save Mandy. {JiGsAw}

*You struggle haplessly inside a burlap sack as it is dragge...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
I'm pissing on you!
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
yny
balding spectacular police squad parlour
  10/25/09
The clock is ticking, coward. I will trigger the failsafe in...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
wtf y do u hate me
hairless area cumskin
  10/25/09
The real Fish is here. I know he's reading this.
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
really bad timing. he just got beaten up in the other thread...
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
what is "real"? how do u define "real"? ...
hairless area cumskin
  10/25/09
Suddenly, Solzy appears, riding the back of Carl Spackler, a...
cerebral bossy abode ratface
  10/25/09
No effect.
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
+5 weight belt of glass pummelling
cerebral bossy abode ratface
  10/25/09
the outer wall cracks ever so slightly.
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
She is unconscious. If you break the rules, I will kill her....
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
*popcorn.gif*
walnut cracking space electric furnace
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Which outer coffin do you stab to gain entrance to the inner...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Date: October 25th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: TMF (FML) The ...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
lol @ u faggot for editing this
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM Author: TMF (FML) Alri...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
you're already dead. i just pissed on you.
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
lol @ you faggot for editing this
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
Stop being a jackass
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
should i piss on you?
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
He also didn't say if it was a real doll he was calling mand...
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
YOU DUMB FUCK, SHE'S ON A RESPIRATOR. That implies she's unc...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
But all people that are you are idiots, so at least we can t...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
*PULLS UP IN MAYBACH* *RIGHT REAR WINDOW ROLLS DOWN* *...
low-t mind-boggling hall becky
  10/25/09
THIS! Most underrated part of the thread.
Outnumbered Goal In Life Spot
  10/26/09
Make your choice, coward. Two minutes to choose or you will ...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
no u
hairless area cumskin
  10/25/09
this thread sucks. im pissing on it
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
I'm pissing on Jigsaw.
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
I'm feeding you asparagus.
Rebellious Cruise Ship Factory Reset Button
  10/25/09
The results will be posted soon. Download the encrypted file...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
urine
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
"MAYBACHS N' GUCCI DU RAGS"
low-t mind-boggling hall becky
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
you're so fucking retarded. *pisses on fish* he dies.
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
TMF is such a douche
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
he is. this is why i urinated on him which killed him.
Up-to-no-good shivering heaven
  10/25/09
tcr
hairless area cumskin
  10/25/09
...
Territorial maroon old irish cottage school cafeteria
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
None of this is clever or interesting. I have no major issue...
gay partner property
  10/25/09
titcr
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
whoever said that the people who aren't playing along are li...
Titillating Duck-like Den Reading Party
  10/25/09
TMF = michael scott i can see it
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
pay the fanbois no attention. this is the best thing to hap...
ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency
  10/25/09
I don't even like the shtick.
gay partner property
  10/25/09
You literally just aped an Office bit ridiculing dumb fucks ...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
That's what makes it so funny and telling you dumb fucking f...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
HOLY SHIT FISH YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND CLEVER *Waits for you...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
Jigsaw fucked this one up.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
yep. also, LOL.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
Please Tobin, hurry up so TMF stops talkin'
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Fish, do you know what "godmoding" means?
histrionic puce ladyboy telephone
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
lol, tough guy.
racy ebony address athletic conference
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
"what moron starts this sort of thing with me" ...
racy ebony address athletic conference
  10/25/09
You're the guy coming off like a stupid faggot.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
Godmoding is the lowest of low in roleplaying. HTH.
histrionic puce ladyboy telephone
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
"What sort of moron thinks they can have playful fun wi...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
*Fish takes up the serrated dagger and with trepidation driv...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
"the first and last time you have derived any benefit f...
histrionic puce ladyboy telephone
  10/25/09
pwn, pwn , pwn
talking heady rigor lay
  10/25/09
FUCKING 180^180 PWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD This sc...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
You're such a faggot. I wish you would get banned.
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
OMG LOL IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER!!!!!!!
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
120
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Dasvidaniya, faggot.
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
120
Narrow-minded emerald stage
  10/25/09
Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM Author: TMF (FML) FUCK ...
histrionic puce ladyboy telephone
  10/25/09
timing is everything.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
180 Fish fucking pwned like the miserable little faggot that...
excitant light native
  10/25/09
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Blathering tanning salon
  10/25/09
wow. he knew fish would fake nobility.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
explain. I am missing this one.
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
He knew the fucker would stab the outer coffin with no conse...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
why would he stab the other ones? Mandy is in one of them.....
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
he never said mandy was in an outer coffin and in fact remai...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
well right, but I just find it strange that froodfrood sugge...
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
Well, let's put it this way. It was assumed that you can ...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
epic pwn
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
prestige
curious stage dingle berry
  10/25/09
I am honored that you used my thread
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
...
charcoal site
  10/25/09
180
rose angry gunner mediation
  10/25/09
wtf i thought jigsaw was some new teen pussy or some shit. ...
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
people here would like sci fi type shit that insults.
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
Not anymore.
Territorial maroon old irish cottage school cafeteria
  10/25/09
its a serial killer.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
I thought it might be a new the box type character with all ...
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
nah. box is harmless. jigsaw isnt.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
meh, as a hetero female, i'd prefer more box than this queer...
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
not queer but do agree with you. jigsaw is dangerous.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
arent you dead ? stfu.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
change your moniker corpse. let me suggest: The Melted...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
You run the risk of getting banhammered. Just play along ...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
What a faggot.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
What is going on?
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
Fish got the banhammer until he changes his moniker appropri...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
You have to read his pwnings of Earl and FBD. He got them to...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
this is some stupid boy oriented game i find dull. i wish i...
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
then stfu and get out of the thread
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
if this is how boys play boys are weird.
Cruel-hearted death wish
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
this has nothing to do with boys or playing.
Provocative nursing home elastic band
  10/25/09
lol you are a complete moron
mustard big-titted pisswyrm candlestick maker
  10/25/09
this thread 100% proves Tobin is TBF.
ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency
  10/25/09
How? It actually makes me think it's not him
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
why? b/c he killed himself? how clever. i've been to bett...
ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency
  10/25/09
This was funny. The mistake I thought Jigsaw made (that ther...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
So you think it's TBF because he killed TBF? And if he ha...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
relax, fanboy. tbf's vice is vanity; that much we all can t...
ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency
  10/25/09
This is an accurate critique, but I am not To be fair. The f...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Tobin snared, lol you're a huge faggot I hope you know...
charcoal site
  10/25/09
I dont get how fish could have won besides randomly guessing...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
There was no rule preventing him from stabbing all of the ou...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
cr
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
how did he know that Mandy would be inside the glass?
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
You can see earlier that he considered the possibility, but ...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
No reason, but he did figure that out. He believed it. He st...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
I guess I dont see the "good" choice for Fish unle...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
where did you get that he believed that? Why would he choos...
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
Sorry. He didn't believe that. I did. EDIT: I thought Ji...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
ah okay, I was getting super confused
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
I got that this was the false implication and would cost Fis...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
you are still fucking dead, so change your moniker.
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
faggot
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Faggot.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
I got no beef, but as a board regular you should play along....
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
he going to get you to want to play along.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Enjoy the banhammer.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
WTF is being deleted??
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
didn't see it fast enough, what is it generally
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
I can't believe you would admit to letting Mandy fuck your a...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
No, it's not the new xoxo, it's just someone fucking with yo...
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
just have a sense of humor and submit to the judgment. it w...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
No one would care if you got censored, you dumb shit.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
I told you it's not me. But you have been around long eno...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
oh I get what's going on now. Honestly, 99% chance it's TBF...
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
nah, he or she should keep going until Fish plays along :)
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
I swear to god it's not me. it's probably tbf or any of the...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
I don't get TMF's insistence on fighting it in the first pla...
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
my last post. The problem is he is so stubborn and combat...
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
and that is yet another reason why you're a humorless douche
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
well, maybe you've learned your lesson to not be a complete ...
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
I missed it but I'm loling over here
Metal glittery church building
  10/25/09
"No way in hell am I playing along." What a dou...
irradiated hideous weed whacker
  10/25/09
...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
you're a faggot
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Well, technically, he could leave through the doors he got b...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
"Mandy is not in immediate physical danger and can surv...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
The confusion over the parameters of getting into the glass ...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
Escape with his life, leaving Mandy's test for another day. ...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
That was a risk I was willing to take.
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
Uh, no. He got aware clean.
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
*FLASHBACK* "How far will you go to save a life? Now...
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
180 FLASHBACK TMF, TBF, and Mandy all dead in one fell sw...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
Tobin snared, wtf I'm dead?
charcoal site
  10/25/09
Yes, but in death you attained greatness.
Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/09
stfu TBF
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
Tobin snared, tyty
charcoal site
  10/25/09
stfu Tobin
Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  10/25/09
change your moniker, corpse.
Pearly Really Tough Guy
  10/25/09
anyone notice the password was t0b3unf@!r
Razzle Ceo Garrison
  10/25/09
...
Lemon Well-lubricated Newt
  10/25/09
anyone also notice TMF was a piece of shit in the picture
Bisexual Dashing Toaster French Chef
  10/26/09
I've been following this schtick closely because it's one of...
excitant light native
  10/25/09
TCR. TMF acted exactly as Jigsaw thought he would.
histrionic puce ladyboy telephone
  10/25/09
Spot on. He had been setting this up for days, even temporar...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
Yeah - TBF seems really invested in this schtick for some re...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
i think there's no doubt that Pensive should be on guard at ...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
Just went back and reviewed the TBF thread: -------------...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
this has to be correct. Look who he killed directly before h...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
I'm seriously having a hard time believing it because it all...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
well, i've been furiously searching jigsaw threads to see if...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
He must have known :D wouldn't respond I have to agree wi...
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
Jigsaw's drawn Pensive in by harassing his IRL ex-girlfriend...
supple bronze mexican orchestra pit
  10/25/09
Amazing, eerie analysis.
Stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  10/25/09
This gave me chills. 180 billion.
marvelous sanctuary gay wizard
  10/25/09
These threads make me want to see the Saw movies. Are they a...
swashbuckling legal warrant doctorate
  10/25/09
i've only seen the first one and parts of the others. they'...
180 very tactful chapel
  10/25/09
The first one was good. I watched II (awful) and watched pa...
Sadistic brethren
  10/25/09
V is the worst one imo. you fucked yourself if you quit wat...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
i guess ill watch the end of it then i only watched until...
Sadistic brethren
  10/25/09
that's almost still at the very start...not even really rela...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
yeah I think I'm going to rent/netflix 3,4 and 5 so i can go...
Sadistic brethren
  10/25/09
they're of varying quality. the mythology/backstory is prett...
nudist adventurous senate
  10/25/09
saw>>>>saw 3>>>>>>> the res...
dark flatulent stag film masturbator
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saw>3>4>2. havent seen 5 yet
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

*You struggle haplessly inside a burlap sack as it is dragged across the floor. Suddenly you stop moving, and it seems as if whoever was dragging you decided to let go. As you try to escape, you hear a conversation but you cannot make out the words. You hear a creaking sound followed by a thud. After a short time, you hear another creaking sound and another thud. You finally break free only to find that there is nobody in the large, circular room you now occupy.

Directly behind you ("south") is the set of double doors you were dragged in through. At the north end of the room, there is a large "EXIT" sign and another set of double doors. The west end of the room has a single small door. There are eight glossy maroon coffins arrayed around the outside of the room, equally spaced and pointing towards the center. You are next to the south coffin. You examine it and notice a grooved slot in the lid. In the center of the room is a curved wall of thick glass that reaches the ceiling and forms a complete circle. Within this circle, there is a smaller dome of thick glass. Inside the dome there are two coffins pointing north to south. The dome and wall each have a door at their south edges.

On the floor next to you, there is a tape recorder, a sketch of the room's layout, and a serrated dagger which you recognize as the one that claimed Foggy Bottom Dreaming's life.

http://img26.imageshack.us/i/endgamebasic.jpg/

You pick up the tape recorder and press play.*

Hello Fish. I want to play a game with you. You have lived your life consumed with anger and rage. If you can put aside this hatred and follow my instructions, you will have an opportunity to kill me, and I will not resist. However, if you are unable to kill me, you will have to make a difficult choice. Mandy has remained inside one of the coffins since the time of her capture, maintained by a respirator and intravenous feeding tube. I have also entered one of the coffins, and To Be Fair is inside another. Mandy is not in immediate physical danger and can survive indefinitely in her current condition. If she dies today, it will be by your hand.

Now, heed my instruction. To unlock the doors to the glass chambers, you must take the serrated dagger and drive it into the slot in the lid of one of the outer coffins. Use caution when choosing the outer coffin. If it is occupied, the blade will pierce the inhabitant's throat, resulting in death. I will assist you in this first stage of the game: the south coffin is uninhabited and can be stabbed with no consequences.

There are several other rules to this game. All coffins, and all doors except for those to the glass chambers, are in wireless communication with a biorhythmic device on my wrist. If you kill me, they will unlock. You will be able to retrieve Mandy and leave through the north exit. However, if you kill To be fair, his device will only unlock the north exit. You will then face a difficult choice: escape with me alive and doom Mandy to a lifetime of darkness, or attempt to kill me, saving Mandy's life but ending yours. You see, if both of the central coffins are stabbed, the glass doors will lock, sealing you inside forever but unlocking the outer coffins.

You must now make several choices.

1.First, choose which outer coffin you will stab to advance to the next level.

2.Then, choose which coffin you will stab during the second stage.

3. Finally, if the coffins do not unlock during the second stage, you must decide if you will walk away, or make one final attempt to save Mandy. Do not squander your opportunity to kill me. If you delay, fantasize, or introduce new rules, you will die.

So that there will be no doubt that the rules do not change midgame, I will upload an encrypted file containing the location of my coffin and the location of To Be Fair's coffin. I will release the password at the game's conclusion. Let the games begin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077625)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:27 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

I'm pissing on you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077780)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: balding spectacular police squad parlour

yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078954)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

The clock is ticking, coward. I will trigger the failsafe in 7 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077660)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:14 AM
Author: hairless area cumskin

wtf y do u hate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077669)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

The real Fish is here. I know he's reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077687)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:18 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

really bad timing. he just got beaten up in the other thread.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077706)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:21 AM
Author: hairless area cumskin

what is "real"? how do u define "real"? if "real" is what is spoken in fake russian, what is ttt...then "real" is just unemployment checks being cashed by my blond bimbo wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077736)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:17 AM
Author: cerebral bossy abode ratface

Suddenly, Solzy appears, riding the back of Carl Spackler, and directing the man-giant to pummell the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077703)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

No effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077723)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:21 AM
Author: cerebral bossy abode ratface

+5 weight belt of glass pummelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077733)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

the outer wall cracks ever so slightly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077735)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077729)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077719)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

She is unconscious. If you break the rules, I will kill her. You have one more chance to name the specific coffins before I trigger the failsafe.

http://rapidshare.com/files/297543756/FishTest.rar.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077730)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: walnut cracking space electric furnace

*popcorn.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077756)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077758)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Which outer coffin do you stab to gain entrance to the inner chamber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077762)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077767)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Date: October 25th, 2009 12:26 AM

Author: TMF (FML)

The south one we know is unoccupied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077767)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077777)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

lol @ u faggot for editing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079828)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM

Author: TMF (FML)

Alright, so Mandy is definitely in an outer coffin? Because if so then I stab the two inner coffins, sealing me inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077758)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077766)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

you're already dead. i just pissed on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077820)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

lol @ you faggot for editing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079829)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

Stop being a jackass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077785)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:34 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077827)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

should i piss on you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077842)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077889)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:37 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

He also didn't say if it was a real doll he was calling mandy, if this is all a dream, if he's a pathological liar...come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077854)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

YOU DUMB FUCK, SHE'S ON A RESPIRATOR. That implies she's unconscious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077973)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:48 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077988)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:49 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

But all people that are you are idiots, so at least we can take comfort in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078000)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:59 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078124)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: low-t mind-boggling hall becky

*PULLS UP IN MAYBACH*

*RIGHT REAR WINDOW ROLLS DOWN*

*YELLS OUT ALL KINDS OF RANDOM SHIT*

*WINDOW ROLLS UP*

*MAYBACH CONTINUES ROLLING*

THIS IS ALL DAY BABY

BIG TIME BALLIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077742)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered Goal In Life Spot

THIS! Most underrated part of the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13090338)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Make your choice, coward. Two minutes to choose or you will die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077744)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077761)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:27 AM
Author: hairless area cumskin

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077778)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

this thread sucks. im pissing on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077847)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:27 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

I'm pissing on Jigsaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077775)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:27 AM
Author: Rebellious Cruise Ship Factory Reset Button

I'm feeding you asparagus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077782)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

The results will be posted soon. Download the encrypted file I posted in advance to ensure that I have not cheated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077784)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077818)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

urine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077849)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:38 AM
Author: low-t mind-boggling hall becky

"MAYBACHS N' GUCCI DU RAGS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077864)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077875)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

you're so fucking retarded. *pisses on fish* he dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077883)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077893)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

TMF is such a douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077881)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077888)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shivering heaven

he is. this is why i urinated on him which killed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077890)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:45 AM
Author: hairless area cumskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077944)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 5:35 AM
Author: Territorial maroon old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079458)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077935)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:48 AM
Author: gay partner property

None of this is clever or interesting. I have no major issues with you, but your "playful" attempts to thwart an amusing and ultimately harmless "pwning" are annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077987)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:49 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077993)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:50 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078005)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Titillating Duck-like Den Reading Party

whoever said that the people who aren't playing along are like michael scott at improv class hit it on the fucking head:

Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That''s why I always start with a gun, because you can''t top it. You just can''t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078022)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

TMF = michael scott

i can see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078038)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:52 AM
Author: ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency

pay the fanbois no attention. this is the best thing to happen to their lives since T14 Talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078030)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: gay partner property

I don't even like the shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078042)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

You literally just aped an Office bit ridiculing dumb fucks who fuck shit up during improv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078045)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:57 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078098)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

That's what makes it so funny and telling you dumb fucking faggot

I would literally stab you in the fucking heart with the shitty boyscout-knife-with-a-holograph-wolfshead-on-the-handle that you carry with you "for protection" (lol) if I ever saw you IRL you pathetic little midget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078112)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078138)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

HOLY SHIT FISH YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND CLEVER

*Waits for you to agree with this statement to brilliantly TURN MY OBVIOUS SARCASM ON ITS HEAD!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078041)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:52 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Jigsaw fucked this one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078033)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

yep. also, LOL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078118)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:54 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

Please Tobin, hurry up so TMF stops talkin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078058)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:57 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078100)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:57 AM
Author: histrionic puce ladyboy telephone

Fish, do you know what "godmoding" means?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078097)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:59 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078119)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:59 AM
Author: racy ebony address athletic conference

lol, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078126)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:01 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078150)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: racy ebony address athletic conference

"what moron starts this sort of thing with me"

your wording suggests that the guy was a moron for starting this sort of thing with YOU, not that he is a moron for doing this. the inference is that NOBODY MESSES WITH FISH!!!!21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078167)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:59 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

You're the guy coming off like a stupid faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078128)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: histrionic puce ladyboy telephone

Godmoding is the lowest of low in roleplaying.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078145)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:01 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078154)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

"What sort of moron thinks they can have playful fun with me when they should know I'm an intolerably stubborn aspie faggot who thinks I'm brilliant and funny but in reality can't do anything more than piss everyone off and then beg forgiveness by self-deprecating with a shitty "russian accent" and broken english phrases?! God admitting this makes me look so good and cool and makes this dumbass look so bad!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078146)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078207)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

*Fish takes up the serrated dagger and with trepidation drives it into the south coffin, half expecting to end his wife's life. To his relief, the Jigsaw Killer was an honorable man: the coffin was unoccupied as promised. The glass doors to the central chamber unlock and Fish walks forward, determined to save Mandy and put an end to Jigsaw's reign at any cost.

Inside the glass chamber, Fish boldly drives the dagger into the first coffin, knowing this will be the choice that determines if he lives or dies. The coffins do not unlock, and Fish resigns himself to his fate. With a heavy heart, he makes the ultimate sacrifice and stabs the second coffin, hopeful for one final chance to see Mandy alive and safe before he dies. The glass doors to the central chamber lock, sealing him inside.

The inner left coffin unlocks first, revealing the masked corpse of To be fair. Then the northeast coffin opens, revealing emptiness. The outer coffins continue to open in a counterclockwise order, and none are occupied. The last outer coffin (east) remains sealed. The right inner coffin then unlocks, and you are face to face with the corpse of your tormentor. You slowly remove the cow mask to discover his identity....

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*You recoil in horror when you discover Mandy's face staring up at you, eyes glazed over and throat mangled beyond all recognition. The final coffin unlocks. The Jigsaw killer emerges and slowly walks to your glass prison.*

Fish, you refused to learn the lesson I prepared for you and in the process sacrificed your own convictions: never gamble with Mandy's life.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1089572&forum_id=2#12790607

After killing To be fair, you had the opportunity to escape, leaving Mandy alive but sealed in her coffin to await the final game. Your anger blinded you to this reality. You chose to gamble for a chance to kill me instead of saving Mandy and saving yourself. Now that you have judged Mandy, accept my judgment. Game over, Fish.

*liquid begins seeping up through a grate inside the glass dome. Your shoes melt and your feet are consumed by pain. In a desperate attempt to escape, you climb on top of Mandy's coffin, trampling her corpse and defiling its skin with the acidic residue dripping from your feet. The acid level continues to rise and you begin to feel ill. Eventually it spills into the coffins, dissolving the corpses of Mandy and To be fair as it works its way up your ankles, reducing them to bone. As the acid rises, you cry out, losing hope. Fortunately it reaches the top of your head quickly...the first and last time you have derived any benefit from being short.

--------------------------

http://img24.imageshack.us/i/fishtest.jpg/

password: t0b3unf@!r



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078142)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: histrionic puce ladyboy telephone

"the first and last time you have derived any benefit from being short."

PWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078172)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: talking heady rigor lay

pwn, pwn , pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079460)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

FUCKING 180^180 PWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This schtick is back on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078176)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078178)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:04 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

You're such a faggot.

I wish you would get banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078186)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078200)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

OMG LOL IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078212)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078188)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078219)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

Dasvidaniya, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078237)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:10 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078266)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded emerald stage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078942)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: histrionic puce ladyboy telephone

Date: October 25th, 2009 1:03 AM

Author: TMF (FML)

FUCK THIS SHIT.

*Pulls out gun and blasts through glass, blowing off Tobin Bell's head.* *Walks out*

*Activate cheat code summon Mandy* *New Mandy summoned*

I WIN I WIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078178)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078208)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

timing is everything.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078213)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:07 AM
Author: excitant light native

180 Fish fucking pwned like the miserable little faggot that he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078230)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: Blathering tanning salon

FLAWLESS VICTORY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078235)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

wow. he knew fish would fake nobility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078241)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

explain. I am missing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078301)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:24 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

He knew the fucker would stab the outer coffin with no consequence, and neglect the idea of stabbing the other ones. He also knew that Fish would stab both coffins on the inside to try and free Mandy but get locked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078405)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

why would he stab the other ones? Mandy is in one of them...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078434)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:34 AM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

he never said mandy was in an outer coffin and in fact remained silent when fish asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078541)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

well right, but I just find it strange that froodfrood suggest stabbing the outer coffins without abandon when mandy might be in one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078655)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:50 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Well, let's put it this way.

It was assumed that you can only stab ONE outer coffin because the instructions apparently said that stabbing any outer coffin opens the inner door. There also was a way to open the inner door without any risk: by stabbing the empty coffin. Fish would stab the empty coffin, wouldn't he, and then enter the inner sanctum without further deliberation about the remaining outside coffins, right?

Given that the game was built on that assumption, where would you hide if you were Jigsaw? And where would you stow Mandy if you wanted her killed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078711)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

epic pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078242)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:15 AM
Author: curious stage dingle berry

prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078303)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:15 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

I am honored that you used my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078310)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:16 AM
Author: charcoal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078327)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:35 AM
Author: rose angry gunner mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079080)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

wtf i thought jigsaw was some new teen pussy or some shit. wtf it's some gay make believe dude wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078162)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078191)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

people here would like sci fi type shit that insults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078198)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: Territorial maroon old irish cottage school cafeteria

Not anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079461)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

its a serial killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078197)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

I thought it might be a new the box type character with all the hoopla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078209)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

nah. box is harmless. jigsaw isnt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078221)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:07 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

meh, as a hetero female, i'd prefer more box than this queer shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078232)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

not queer but do agree with you. jigsaw is dangerous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078249)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:10 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078264)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

arent you dead ? stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078270)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:24 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078412)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:13 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

change your moniker corpse.

let me suggest:

The Melted Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078292)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:25 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078417)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:26 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

You run the risk of getting banhammered.

Just play along and change your fucking moniker until after Halloween.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078427)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:29 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078454)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

What a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078532)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

What is going on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078651)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Fish got the banhammer until he changes his moniker appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078664)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078675)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:12 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

You have to read his pwnings of Earl and FBD. He got them to a T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078288)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

this is some stupid boy oriented game i find dull. i wish it were a new nubile chick so I can make friends but it's some weirdass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078302)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:17 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

then stfu and get out of the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078330)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:17 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted death wish

if this is how boys play boys are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078339)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078610)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:40 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home elastic band

this has nothing to do with boys or playing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078617)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: mustard big-titted pisswyrm candlestick maker

lol you are a complete moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079825)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:05 AM
Author: ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency

this thread 100% proves Tobin is TBF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078201)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

How?

It actually makes me think it's not him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078223)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency

why? b/c he killed himself? how clever. i've been to better murder mystery dinner theaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078240)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

This was funny. The mistake I thought Jigsaw made (that there was no parameter on which outer coffin would open the inner glass doors) proved to be the genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078274)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

So you think it's TBF because he killed TBF?

And if he hadn't killed TBF...you would be sure it was TBF because he had let TBF live?

So basically shut the fuck up and stop shitting up this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078278)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:21 AM
Author: ruddy out-of-control karate international law enforcement agency

relax, fanboy. tbf's vice is vanity; that much we all can tell just from posting here. he relishes in the praise of his 180's and his meteoric rise from dipshit we either ignored or mocked, to someone actually known on this board.

now, he has created something truly worthy of the status he wishes he always had. he should just let it be, but his vanity had to insert itself in this whole ordeal somehow, lest his alternate moniker take all the glory. now, tbf can relish in being one of the chosen few of xoxo well-known enough to be chosen as one of tobin's victims. he should have just let the well-executed flame run its course and not involve himself.

so, who shat on this thread, this shtick? tbf did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078375)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

This is an accurate critique, but I am not To be fair. The final survivor will be given the ultimate choice: live, or learn the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078414)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:01 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078815)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:25 AM
Author: charcoal site

Tobin snared,

lol you're a huge faggot

I hope you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078415)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:12 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I dont get how fish could have won besides randomly guessing east.

even if he stabs the south coffin opening the inner doors, the only way for him to escape is to stab TBF and we dont know if TBF is on the left or right or inside or out.

Also was there a assumption that Mandy would be judged separately if Fish leaves her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078283)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

There was no rule preventing him from stabbing all of the outer coffins. Fish already figured out that Mandy had to be inside the glass. If he stabbed all the outer coffins, he would have killed Jigsaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078299)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:15 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078307)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:15 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

how did he know that Mandy would be inside the glass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078312)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

You can see earlier that he considered the possibility, but then made his choice without me providing that information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078344)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:19 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

No reason, but he did figure that out. He believed it. He still fucked up the execution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078349)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:20 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I guess I dont see the "good" choice for Fish unless he happens to get lucky and stab TBF first. TBF was not definitely inside either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078370)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:24 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

where did you get that he believed that? Why would he choose to attack the other inner coffin if he believed that?

Edit: in fact, it's implied that he believes TBF and Jigsaw are the ones in the center coffins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078404)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Sorry. He didn't believe that. I did.

EDIT: I thought Jigsaw had to be on the outside because Fish would obviously stab the empty outer coffin, get inside, then stab the inner ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078431)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

ah okay, I was getting super confused

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078438)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:28 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I got that this was the false implication and would cost Fish, but I dont see where it would be rational or sensible for him to stab all the outer coffins or even pick any of the inner coffins to stab.

Basically the correct choice for him is to spend the rest of his life in the room and not stab anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078444)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:29 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078452)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:29 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

you are still fucking dead, so change your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078457)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:30 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078468)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:34 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078546)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078567)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:37 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078583)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:38 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078591)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078601)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I got no beef, but as a board regular you should play along.

Also I am not deleting your shit, but I endorse it for the lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078606)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:40 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078612)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

he going to get you to want to play along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078627)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078635)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Enjoy the banhammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078643)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

WTF is being deleted??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078681)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078686)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:48 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

didn't see it fast enough, what is it generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078697)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:52 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078740)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:54 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

I can't believe you would admit to letting Mandy fuck your ass with a strap-on. Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078756)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078764)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

No, it's not the new xoxo, it's just someone fucking with you like you fucked with Jigsaw. Sorry, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078765)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:59 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078798)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

just have a sense of humor and submit to the judgment. it wont kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078629)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:43 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078648)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

No one would care if you got censored, you dumb shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078659)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078680)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I told you it's not me.

But you have been around long enough where it wouldn't kill you to be a good sport and play along for once.

Stop being so combative - you aren't losing anything by letting everyone else have their fun.

And obviously you aren't being censored, you are just being fucked with to help you catch a sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078679)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:48 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078696)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:50 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

oh I get what's going on now. Honestly, 99% chance it's TBF - he's a mod and seems like the kind who would do something like this, esp. in support of Jigsaw.

EDIT: Whoever it is should fucking stop, you've made your point already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078710)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:52 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

nah, he or she should keep going until Fish plays along :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078738)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:52 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

I swear to god it's not me. it's probably tbf or any of the others. Basically it's really funny to Banhammer you in light of your stubborness.

Why wont you just play along?

I'm going out now and your continued banhammer will demonstrate that it's not me (though I guess I could spend all Saturday night deleting you without posting)

good luck and I really hope you just have fun with this, because it's more fun to be part of the joke than fight it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078732)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:54 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

I don't get TMF's insistence on fighting it in the first place. WTF is wrong with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078754)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:58 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

my last post.

The problem is he is so stubborn and combative that he thinks it's a fight for honor or some stupid shit. He is a regular part of this community and it would serve him well to be able to have a sense of humor and laugh at his own expense.

But instead of seeing the light, because he has gotten banhammered, he is going to dig in his heels and defend Stalingrad to the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078795)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:55 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078761)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

and that is yet another reason why you're a humorless douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078771)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:58 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078789)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:58 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

well, maybe you've learned your lesson to not be a complete dickface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078794)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078809)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Metal glittery church building

I missed it but I'm loling over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078859)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: irradiated hideous weed whacker

"No way in hell am I playing along."

What a douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078810)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078691)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:58 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078792)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:43 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

you're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078649)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078623)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078628)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:32 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Well, technically, he could leave through the doors he got brought in, right? It never said it was locked.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078511)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

"Mandy is not in immediate physical danger and can survive indefinitely in her current condition. If she dies today, it will be by your hand. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078529)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

The confusion over the parameters of getting into the glass was really important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078608)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Escape with his life, leaving Mandy's test for another day. That was Fish's test...could he moderate his anger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078321)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:28 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078446)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

That was a risk I was willing to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078563)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:38 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078598)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Uh, no. He got aware clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078611)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

*FLASHBACK*

"How far will you go to save a life? Now make a binary choice: will you do all that I ask?"

"I accept"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118761&forum_id=2#13071585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078290)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

180 FLASHBACK

TMF, TBF, and Mandy all dead in one fell swoop?

Fuck yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078300)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:16 AM
Author: charcoal site

Tobin snared,

wtf I'm dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078318)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Mad Cow Disease

Yes, but in death you attained greatness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078325)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:17 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

stfu TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078331)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:17 AM
Author: charcoal site

Tobin snared,

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078334)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:17 AM
Author: Slate effete step-uncle's house idea he suggested

stfu Tobin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078337)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:19 AM
Author: Pearly Really Tough Guy

change your moniker, corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078358)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:29 AM
Author: Razzle Ceo Garrison

anyone notice the password was t0b3unf@!r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078461)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 1:30 AM
Author: Lemon Well-lubricated Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13078480)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:21 AM
Author: Bisexual Dashing Toaster French Chef

anyone also notice TMF was a piece of shit in the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13087131)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 4:01 AM
Author: excitant light native

I've been following this schtick closely because it's one of my favorites and I've discovered something shocking. He foretold this pwnage and retirement of TMF days in advance. This is the text of the lost "next level" thread that the mods deleted because people started mocking him:

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"Everything is in place. This is a personal guarantee. If I cannot surpass everything I have done to this point, I will relinquish my password to The Meanest Fish and retire in disgrace. Prepare to be shocked as I blur the lines between fantasy and reality to perform an act none of you would have imagined possible.

There is but one catch. What I have planned is so shocking that I can only make it available for five minutes, and in an undisclosed location. The only clue I can offer is that it will appear in a thread that bears my mark. However, you must be vigilant in your search. I will make every attempt to ensure that my actions remain secret."

---------------------

It all makes sense now. Retiring TMF was how he had planned to "blur the lines between fantasy and reality." Who would have imagined that jigsaw could foretell the humiliation retirement of a longtime xoxoer days in advance?

As for the second paragraph, I can't believe how stupid we were. He only left the original post up for a few minutes before editing it away, after which the moderators deleted the thread. He was fucking with everyone. He wanted us to wait around and look for something else, when really it was right there.

For further evidence, look at this post:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117150&forum_id=2#13054405

"In the coming days, the stakes will be raised higher than ever before. My personal safety is a trivial risk when compared to the potential of saving a life. I will make my first physical appearance, and I will be vulnerable. And in the ultimate test, I will place my entire reputation on the line to save a life. If I fail, there will be no way out. I will retire, disgraced."

The kicker? He linked to a youtube clip of babe ruth calling his shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079285)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 4:21 AM
Author: histrionic puce ladyboy telephone

TCR. TMF acted exactly as Jigsaw thought he would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079322)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:09 AM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

Spot on. He had been setting this up for days, even temporarily sacrificing his reputation to draw To be fair in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079776)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

Yeah - TBF seems really invested in this schtick for some reason (although I don't think he runs it), so no doubt he would lured in more easily if he saw that it was losing popularity quickly and if the schtick explicitly asked for his help.

Holy shit this all makes sense, but it's so perfect that I have a hard time believing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079787)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

i think there's no doubt that Pensive should be on guard at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079810)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

Just went back and reviewed the TBF thread:

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"However, our motivations differ fundamentally. While you desire praise and adoration, my work is performed in pursuit of a higher calling without regard to popular opinion. Because of this, you are unteachable. I already know the choice you will make."

"Now make a binary choice: will you do all that I ask?"

--

"I accept"

---------------

Holy shit did he call that one. He even explicitly nailed TBF's motivations for accepting and threw them in his face when he challenged him - and TBF still accepted and died.

This guy is killing it.

EDIT: And he sure predicted that Fish would try some gay move like editing out his choices after he got pwned and ridiculed...

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13077777



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079823)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

this has to be correct. Look who he killed directly before he approached Tbf:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1118704&mc=29&forum_id=2

It was Rowan's pwning, and while good it was clearly not on the level of some of the others. Any scenario with Rowan in it was destined to be a bit boring...he offered up several dates that would have provided hilarious results, knowing Rowan would choose the lamest option. he even threw in the extremely unpopular cornflakes meme to enrage people.

now, why do rowan in this specific order, which was different from the capture order? he needed to make his popularity decline seem real and convince people that he really had jumped the shark. otherwise it wouldn't have seemed credible when he reached out to To be fair.

an amazing masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080190)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

I'm seriously having a hard time believing it because it all fits together so well, but at the same time the fact that it all fits together so well is making it hard not to believe that this was brilliantly planned out.

GOAT if he really planned this shit, he played everybody like a fuckin fiddle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080210)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:30 PM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

well, i've been furiously searching jigsaw threads to see if theres moar...look at this:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1117615&mc=10&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116722&mc=115&forum_id=2

he waited until :D was actively posting, then started taunting and humiliating him. everyone else also started attacking :D and telling him to reply but he didn't. right when when the ultimatum expired, jigsaw immediately dropped a gratuitous humiliation pwning that had to have been pre-written given the timing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080284)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:38 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

He must have known :D wouldn't respond

I have to agree with you re: pensive/:D/Rowan...it seemed to be a bad run that marked a downturn for the schtick at the time, but let's break it down and see what it really was:

-pensive: Jigsaw knew that pensive would act like a faggot, so he drew up a complicated plan that would allow simultaneously allow pensive to think he was in control (thus hooking him into the game, which becomes important down the line) and still giving him a chance to humiliate him properly (get the board pissed at pensive, lower his IQ/give him STD's) so he doesn't walk away unscathed.

-:D: Just like you said, Jigsaw expected :D to act like a cockgobbler so he dropped a massive pwn on him immediately after it became clear that he wasn't responding. :D came off looking terrible.

-Rowan: Also just what you said - this was supposed to be his "big come back", but it was purposely underplayed and kind of boring (just like Rowan herself). He knew he could count on Rowan to make it end up like that even if he set up a hypo that, on its face, held a lot of promise...yet he also included dumb memes like the cornflake thing to ensure that he took some of the blame so that expectations would be lower and he could use his waning popularity to suck TBF in...

And then it all comes together perfectly last night as three posters go down and one retires. He read both TMF and TBF perfectly, and turned this into the greatest coup yet for this schtick.

Which leaves us with pensive still alive, however. As we discussed, I think pensive will get his just desserts in the end and it will probably end up being more satisfying than if he had just done away with him in one fell swoop like the board wanted at the time. He seems to have really mapped this all out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080331)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: supple bronze mexican orchestra pit

Jigsaw's drawn Pensive in by harassing his IRL ex-girlfriend in after the herpes injection. There is a good chance Pensive will get pwnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13082732)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Crotch

Amazing, eerie analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079783)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous sanctuary gay wizard

This gave me chills. 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079896)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 4:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant doctorate

These threads make me want to see the Saw movies. Are they any good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079372)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 4:50 AM
Author: 180 very tactful chapel

i've only seen the first one and parts of the others.

they're entertaining enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13079374)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Sadistic brethren

The first one was good. I watched II (awful) and watched part of III but stopped watching because it was boring. I've heard V was a lot better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080352)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

V is the worst one imo.

you fucked yourself if you quit watching III, the ending was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080385)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Sadistic brethren

i guess ill watch the end of it then

i only watched until the part where the chick was dissolving her hand in acid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080388)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

that's almost still at the very start...not even really related to the main plotline in the movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080411)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Sadistic brethren

yeah I think I'm going to rent/netflix 3,4 and 5 so i can go see 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080415)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: nudist adventurous senate

they're of varying quality. the mythology/backstory is pretty interesting and they all feature a cool "twist" sort of like what Tobin does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13080379)



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Date: October 25th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: dark flatulent stag film masturbator

saw>>>>saw 3>>>>>>> the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13082774)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 1:04 AM
Author: Greedy stimulating market cuckoldry

saw>3>4>2.

havent seen 5 yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13087631)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:00 PM
Author: excitant light native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13090315)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Public Bath

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13090325)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 11:42 PM
Author: Galvanic navy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#13096069)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:18 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#15535193)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 4:34 PM
Author: Elite burgundy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119462&forum_id=2#16517550)