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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
ive done it before.
Appetizing Step-uncle's House
  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
jade new version
  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
jade new version
  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
jade new version
  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
bespoke antidepressant drug
  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
Histrionic Soggy Public Bath
  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
bespoke antidepressant drug
  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
Histrionic Soggy Public Bath
  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
Histrionic Soggy Public Bath
  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
poppy hell
  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
poppy hell
  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse
  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
Obsidian floppy hall azn
  11/04/09
lol
ocher philosopher-king stain
  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
thriller electric furnace selfie
  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
sable location
  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
sable location
  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
sable location
  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
boyish place of business queen of the night
  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
French Vermilion Chapel Hissy Fit
  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse
  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
aggressive state liquid oxygen
  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
aggressive state liquid oxygen
  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
demanding titillating parlor
  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse
  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
insanely creepy roommate
  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
sable location
  11/05/09
Yes.
diverse idiotic dragon
  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
exhilarant umber site
  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
very tactful elastic band goyim
  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
Odious blood rage
  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
boyish place of business queen of the night
  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
supple violent locus
  11/05/09
...
ruby field macaca
  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Step-uncle's House

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: jade new version

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: jade new version

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: jade new version

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: bespoke antidepressant drug

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Soggy Public Bath

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: bespoke antidepressant drug

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Soggy Public Bath

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Soggy Public Bath

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: poppy hell

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: poppy hell

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy hall azn

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: ocher philosopher-king stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: thriller electric furnace selfie

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: sable location

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: sable location

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: sable location

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: boyish place of business queen of the night

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: French Vermilion Chapel Hissy Fit

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: aggressive state liquid oxygen

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: aggressive state liquid oxygen

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: demanding titillating parlor

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: olive cruel-hearted meetinghouse

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: insanely creepy roommate

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: sable location

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: diverse idiotic dragon

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: exhilarant umber site

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: very tactful elastic band goyim

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Odious blood rage

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: boyish place of business queen of the night

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: supple violent locus

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: ruby field macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)