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"Why I Cheated" - Eight Women Give Their Reasons

You've probably heard that men cheat for physical reasons, w...
Doobsian yellow philosopher-king
  11/15/09
THE REAL REASON: girls are stupid bitches that rationalize a...
Brilliant pisswyrm
  11/15/09
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cerise bawdyhouse feces
  09/01/10
" Yeah right bitch. Don't try to justify being a slut w...
Diverse underhanded mad-dog skullcap digit ratio
  11/15/09
Yeah, that was an incredibly dimwitted comment.
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Faggotry
  11/15/09
so basically... if a woman is happy at home she won't cheat....
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
in other words, all women are sluts?
Brilliant pisswyrm
  11/15/09
ive never cheated on either of my bfs and i used to be a slu...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
hmm
Brilliant pisswyrm
  11/15/09
hmm what? i love my boyfriend and would never want to hurt h...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
hmmmmm....
Brilliant pisswyrm
  11/15/09
what?
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
"and i used to be a slut." Explain.
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
well, i used to be promiscuous. you know that. this is jcm, ...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
Ah, I thought this was BEL. Are you really 84 lbs?
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
roffles. no. i'm poking fun at 1xx lbs of fat chick.
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
Reasonable. I was worried that you got cancer or something ...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
pfft. i'm 5'9". i'd be dead at 84 lbs.
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
Oh wow, yeah, at 5'9" you would be.
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
yep
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
no way
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
you know i do like you, right? i just think your moniker is ...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
it's supposed to be silly :)
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
Projecting your own slutty nature onto others.....clearly no...
bright nighttime regret
  11/15/09
this shtick has real potential
Lascivious lilac goal in life
  11/15/09
agree
frum swashbuckling useless brakes
  11/15/09
If I had the money right now, I'd pay the magazine that did ...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
can you really ruin their lives by outing them???
Khaki People Who Are Hurt
  11/15/09
You'd need some follow-up work. Get XO and 4chan on the case...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
Only one of these women is still with the victim of the chea...
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
lol @ the guy who was a "horrible kisser." what w...
Slimy laser beams
  11/15/09
he probably wasn't licking her face enough. chicks love tha...
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  11/15/09
177
Brilliant pisswyrm
  11/15/09
but seriously, women do like some amount of cutesy shit whil...
Slimy laser beams
  11/15/09
Ha! My old roommate hooked up with an (otherwise quite prest...
slap-happy translucent spot
  11/15/09
Lickface McGee!!!! ROFL Shut the fuck up.
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  11/15/09
Hilarious
mildly autistic church building patrolman
  11/15/09
Laughed. 180.
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  09/01/10
180
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Reason # 9: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WHORE who will be found do...
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  11/15/09
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  11/15/09
So sorry about your TTT cheating-whore ways, enjoy AIDS / DO...
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  11/15/09
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  11/15/09
ENJOY DLA DUMPSTER
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  11/15/09
http://www.xvideos.com/video220398/why_she_dumped_him_on_her...
Doobsian yellow philosopher-king
  11/15/09
Looks like women can have a much better time at strip clubs ...
mustard boyish station
  11/15/09
yes
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
the answer is always "because i'm a selfish whore"...
Diverse underhanded mad-dog skullcap digit ratio
  11/15/09
credited. my favorite quote about cheating: "Infidel...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
yep.
slap-happy translucent spot
  11/15/09
Stupid and wrong.
Odious Chrome Trump Supporter
  11/15/09
no, its right. if someone means a lot to you (i mean TRULY ...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
No. You must be doing a lot of tautological contortionism to...
Odious Chrome Trump Supporter
  11/15/09
And the same applies to men, despite how much they'd like to...
slap-happy translucent spot
  11/15/09
Stupid and wrong, again.
Odious Chrome Trump Supporter
  11/15/09
NO URE STOOPID
slap-happy translucent spot
  11/15/09
correct. i love my bf as a person and dont ever want to put ...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
How are you capable of love after having sex with 23 men? Th...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
I'm capable of love, and I've had sex with 30 men.
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
pensive you're retarded. of course i can still love someone....
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
Does he support having had sex with 22 other men, and consid...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
he doesnt know my exact number. though he knows that ive had...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
thats like saying rape isnt about sex
puce senate
  11/15/09
Most men have cheated, and this has been the case since 5000...
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
this is why i'm glad i'm dating a beta. i seriously dont wor...
Electric drab rehab
  11/15/09
lol
deep puppy
  11/15/09
Mine probably won't cheat, but that's because he's twice my ...
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
>a broken woman proves just how broken she is
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
You would cheat too, but you are too ugly to have that optio...
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
Yeah, I'm almost as ugly an elderly Jewish man with wrinkly ...
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
Even he could cheat if he wanted to, but you're uglier. I s...
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
Could he cheat? Probably. There are lots of broken sluts who...
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
I'm sure you're 6'2" with an 8 inch dick. You also go ...
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
6'3 5.8 inch dick great face + decent body hth bitch
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
6'3 5.8 inch dick -----------------------------------...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
What happened before 5000 BC?
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
Jewish men started the cheating phenomenon.
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
Your flame used to be so good. You disappoint me.
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
that was supposed to be a joke :(
Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
Your shtick has become so hokey that it's impossible to tell...
mind-boggling legal warrant
  11/15/09
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Brindle Roast Beef
  11/15/09
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  11/15/09
Agreed.
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
yep
mustard boyish station
  11/15/09
this
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
FAIL.
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
most of these women sound like teenagers "omg my bf ...
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"omg my bf has a big dick and i dont think i can take i...
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you have herpes
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  11/15/09
all women are fucking whores. this is why i don't feel bad a...
orange fragrant casino
  11/15/09
didn't you get herpes from a fat?
rose famous landscape painting main people
  11/15/09
i cheated once and still have mixed feelings about it. it w...
Irate Trip Corn Cake
  11/15/09
This. Cheating, IME, is simply not worth the awful, permeat...
slap-happy translucent spot
  11/15/09
To be fair, any guy who lets his chick go alone on a "s...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
lulz. "let's me." he played sports in the spring...
Irate Trip Corn Cake
  11/15/09
He should have ATDed your ass and fucked your best friends a...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
What? Cheating is the only legitimate reason for physically ...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
No, incorrect. See, if women aren't afraid of getting their...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
The last three women sound really immature. I feel bad for t...
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
The ones who ended up getting married are going to get cheat...
Flushed unhinged psychic abode
  11/15/09
Sadly, there's almost no way to predict who gets cheated on ...
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
Why do beta d00ds cheat?
Ruby Kitty Market
  11/15/09
Because they've been married for 20 years and are bored of t...
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
Or for the other simple reason - because while they were no ...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
I guess I was thinking of the cases I'm most familiar with, ...
Amethyst mexican tattoo
  11/15/09
Exactly. Pensive's hatred of "frat boys" and prom...
magenta free-loading really tough guy
  11/15/09
okay, they're all ridiculous, but #6 is just completely over...
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  11/15/09
THERE IS ONE REASON BOTH MEN AND WOMEN CHEAT: LACK OF MORALS
Provocative stage halford
  11/15/09
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  09/01/10
this can all be summed up by the reason why everyone cheats....
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  11/15/09


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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Doobsian yellow philosopher-king

You've probably heard that men cheat for physical reasons, women for emotional reasons. Sure, there's some truth to that, but when we asked real women around the country to share why they strayed from their boyfriends, we learned they had a whole host of explanations — from bad kissing to sheer revenge. Read on for the truth about why women have given in to temptation.

Reason #1: There's no passion

"I had been with John for about three years — he was a really nice guy, and I enjoyed being with him, but there wasn't a ton of passion. Most everyone we knew had gotten engaged, and though John would have proposed in a second, whenever he brought it up, I'd change the subject. I took a trip to Australia for work, and while I was gone, I got together with a co-worker to whom I'd always been insanely attracted. I had a fantastic trip, probably because for the first time in a long time I experienced that excitement I'd been missing. I broke up with John soon after I returned home, and began dating the guy from the trip. Even though I'm not super-proud of my actions, things ended up for the best: After dating for a few years, the guy from the trip and I got married, and we're incredibly happy together."

— Giselle, 30, Montvale, NJ

Reason #2: To delay a breakup

"Right before I was going to break up with my ex, Sean, he found out that he had to put his beloved dog to sleep. He was so broken up about it that I didn't have the heart to end things, so I waited a month or so until he was in better shape. When things seemed to be better and I was ready, he lost his job, so I felt like I was back to square one! By that time, I had met someone else that I really wanted to start seeing, so I went ahead and did it. I eventually ended things, never telling Sean about my extra-curricular dating. I think I rationalized that I was trying to spare his feelings."

— Stacy, 30, Lexington, KY

Reason #3: Because absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder

"My boyfriend Greg and I decided to do the long-distance thing after I was accepted to a graduate program 200 miles from where we lived. The first few months were fine, but I soon found myself becoming extremely attracted to my lab partner, Henry. What began as innocent flirting eventually wound up with us in bed. After the program was over, I returned home to Greg. Being with him was really difficult, but I didn't break up with him initially because I was still attracted to him, too. I visited Henry a few times, and realized that he was really more of a fling, probably born out of boredom, and that Greg was the one for me. I eventually stopped communicating with Henry. I never told Greg about what happened, which occasionally makes me feel guilty, but I chalk my cheating up to being young and silly. He and I are still together, four years since my program ended."

— Tamara, 33, Portland, OR

(^ Whoever you are Mr. Greg, I hope you know that while you were romantically kissing Tamara in her mouth, Henry was simply using her mouth as his personal jizz bucket. )

Reason #4: So she's not left out in the cold

"I began dating Eric shortly after I had been dumped by Dave, my boyfriend of two years. I was devastated and Eric was definitely a rebound thing. After Eric and I had dated for five months, Dave came back and wanted to give things another shot. I still really missed him, so I began seeing him, but never ended things with Eric. I think I sort of kept Eric around for insurance purposes, just in case things didn't end up well with Dave. Dave and I didn't make it on round two, and after Eric discovered through mutual friends that I had been seeing him again, he ended things with me. I definitely learned my lesson about dating two guys at the same time, not to mention trying to rekindle a relationship that's just plain over."

— Jen, 28, Oak Park, IL

Reason #5: She deserves better

"When I was younger, I dated a guy named Ethan who was really critical of me. He constantly made little snide comments about my weight, how stupid I was and how clumsy I was. For whatever odd reason, I was into him, despite the fact that all of my friends and family hated him. One weekend when he was away, I met Will at a party and we completely hit it off. He was the complete opposite of Ethan — kind, sweet and generous, yet completely cool and fun, too. We hung out all weekend and it was like a light bulb went off in my head: This is how mature, relationship-worthy guys act. I hooked up with Will the night before he left, and broke up with Ethan soon after. Will and I dated for three years and now we're married."

— Allison, 30, New York, NY

(^ Yeah right bitch. Don't try to justify being a slut with that "Ethan was so mean to me" line. If he always that mean, you wouldn't have dated him in the first place. )

Reason #6: She's looking for a missing piece

"I'm from Florida, so I adore going to the beach and boating, but my former boyfriend, Chris, a total city boy, hated it. We always argued about where we'd take trips, and he always won. About eight months into our dating, I took a trip to Key West with my friends and we chartered a boat for the day. The captain of the boat was this totally hot, complete ‘beach guy for life' type, and I spent the whole day flirting with him. We met him out that night, and he and I got together. I never told Chris about it after I got home and I never felt guilty; I think part of me felt like that's what Chris got for being so stubborn! Chris and I didn't make it, and after we broke up, I made sure any future boyfriends loved the beach!"

— Lizzie, 32, Chicago, IL

^

Reason #7: To give him a taste of his own medicine

"My last boyfriend was a total player before we got together. I thought I could change him, but I was wrong. I always heard rumors that he was hooking up with other girls while we were dating, but he always denied it. One night, I got a call from a girl he had been seeing, and she detailed their three-month-long relationship to me and told me about another girl she had discovered he was seeing as well. I was so mad that I went out with my friends that night, dressed to kill, and went home with the hottest guy I could find; I felt like it was the least he deserved! I loved seeing the look on his face when I told him about what I did and that I knew about the other girls. And then I dumped him!"

— Ashante, 25, College Park, GA

^

Reason #8: There's something lacking in the physical department

"My ex was a terrible kisser — the worst! I really liked everything else about him, but whenever it came time to get physical, I just cringed. One night when I was at a party without him, a bunch of people started this old-school, yet fairly intense game of spin the bottle, and I felt like I had to join, as I hadn't had a decent kiss in a long time! I probably kissed about 10 guys that night, all of whom were so much better than my ex. I ended things pretty quickly after that experience, which made me realize that the physical part of a relationship is truly important."

— Marnie, 26, San Francisco, CA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270750)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Brilliant pisswyrm

THE REAL REASON: girls are stupid bitches that rationalize anything, fully capable of cheating without guilt or remorse. the only thing we can do to save ourselves is preemptively cheat. i don't care how tough you are, a bitch will always break you down so protect self this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270820)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: cerise bawdyhouse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#15942737)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

" Yeah right bitch. Don't try to justify being a slut with that "Ethan was so mean to me" line. If he always that mean, you wouldn't have dated him in the first place."

do you know any women?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270864)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Faggotry

Yeah, that was an incredibly dimwitted comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271275)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

so basically... if a woman is happy at home she won't cheat. if she's not happy at home she'll become a dirty slut. i could have told you this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270757)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant pisswyrm

in other words, all women are sluts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270793)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

ive never cheated on either of my bfs and i used to be a slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270802)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:15 PM
Author: Brilliant pisswyrm

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270847)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

hmm what? i love my boyfriend and would never want to hurt him. however, when i'm single, i have no problem with casual sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270854)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: Brilliant pisswyrm

hmmmmm....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270857)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:18 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270877)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

"and i used to be a slut."

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271184)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

well, i used to be promiscuous. you know that. this is jcm, by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271186)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Ah, I thought this was BEL. Are you really 84 lbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271528)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

roffles. no. i'm poking fun at 1xx lbs of fat chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271534)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Reasonable. I was worried that you got cancer or something to get to that weight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271557)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:33 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

pfft. i'm 5'9". i'd be dead at 84 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271569)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Oh wow, yeah, at 5'9" you would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271674)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271796)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271691)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

you know i do like you, right? i just think your moniker is silly. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271790)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

it's supposed to be silly :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271860)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: bright nighttime regret

Projecting your own slutty nature onto others.....clearly not too bright....not courageous or otherwise virtuous..hard to place you.....HUFFLEPUFF

even Hogwarts needs dumb sluts to suck off the heroes behind the scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270803)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:15 PM
Author: Lascivious lilac goal in life

this shtick has real potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270844)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: frum swashbuckling useless brakes

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272030)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

If I had the money right now, I'd pay the magazine that did this $25k to out these women (except, possibly, #7) and ruin their lives. It'd be lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270775)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: Khaki People Who Are Hurt

can you really ruin their lives by outing them???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270838)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

You'd need some follow-up work. Get XO and 4chan on the case. Call their employers, et cetera.

It's absolutely insane in this world that a woman can cheat on her boyfriend and not have her whole office know about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271121)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

Only one of these women is still with the victim of the cheating. Aside from her, no one is going to care that these other women cheated on guys they're no longer with and probably broke up with a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271820)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Slimy laser beams

lol @ the guy who was a "horrible kisser." what was he doing; trying to eat her nose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270783)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: gaped vermilion preventive strike theater

he probably wasn't licking her face enough. chicks love that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270792)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Brilliant pisswyrm

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270795)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: Slimy laser beams

but seriously, women do like some amount of cutesy shit while kissing, like eskimo-style playful nose-to-nose rubbing, or a gentle kiss on the forehead before the lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270815)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: slap-happy translucent spot

Ha! My old roommate hooked up with an (otherwise quite prestigious) guy who earnestly licked her face multiple times while making out. When she tried to politely protest, he insisted that "girls love it." She sent him home. Thereafter we referred to him as Lickface McGee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270831)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled marketing idea

Lickface McGee!!!! ROFL

Shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271460)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic church building patrolman

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271784)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Ruddy Step-uncle's House

Laughed. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#15942664)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: ebony police squad dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#15942699)



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Date: May 22nd, 2011 3:03 PM
Author: irradiated chocolate striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#18063078)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut orchestra pit half-breed

Reason # 9: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WHORE who will be found downriver in a trash bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270789)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: rose famous landscape painting main people

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270837)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut orchestra pit half-breed

So sorry about your TTT cheating-whore ways, enjoy AIDS / DOMESTIC VIOLENCE pwnage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270930)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: rose famous landscape painting main people

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271050)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed garnet cuck

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270909)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 3:21 PM
Author: impertinent exciting brunch dopamine

ENJOY DLA DUMPSTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272371)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Doobsian yellow philosopher-king

http://www.xvideos.com/video220398/why_she_dumped_him_on_her_wedding_day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270791)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: mustard boyish station

Looks like women can have a much better time at strip clubs than men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271621)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271698)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Diverse underhanded mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

the answer is always "because i'm a selfish whore" no matter what their other excuses might be. this is true for men too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270809)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

credited.

my favorite quote about cheating: "Infidelity is not about sex or lust. Ultimately it is about how little we mean to one another."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270824)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: slap-happy translucent spot

yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270871)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:23 PM
Author: Odious Chrome Trump Supporter

Stupid and wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270916)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

no, its right. if someone means a lot to you (i mean TRULY means a lot to you), then you wouldn't cheat. this is why sluts like me manage to stay faithful to their bfs. because my bf means more to me than a night of drunken sloppy sex ever could.

hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13270946)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: Odious Chrome Trump Supporter

No. You must be doing a lot of tautological contortionism to define "TRULY".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271058)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: slap-happy translucent spot

And the same applies to men, despite how much they'd like to delude themselves. If you cheated on her, you're not that into her; you likely just crave the companionship she provides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271071)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Odious Chrome Trump Supporter

Stupid and wrong, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271084)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: slap-happy translucent spot

NO URE STOOPID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271146)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

correct. i love my bf as a person and dont ever want to put him through the hell that he would go through if i cheated on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271095)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

How are you capable of love after having sex with 23 men? That doesn't make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271158)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

I'm capable of love, and I've had sex with 30 men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271166)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

pensive you're retarded. of course i can still love someone.

though my bf has his faults, he's an amazing human being. he's loyal, trustworthy, and supports everything i do 100%. he's the kind of guy that holds doors open for women and stops to help strangers pick up things that they drop. once, a few years ago, he was jogging and saw a homeless person outside in the cold without a jacket. it really bothered him, so he organized a coat drive for homeless people. how could i *not* love him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271180)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

Does he support having had sex with 22 other men, and considering some of those men sexually superior to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271908)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:29 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

he doesnt know my exact number. though he knows that ive had casual sex on more than one occasion and knows that i had a few fuck buddies. i have even asked him if it bothered him. he said no because he knows he can trust me. his last gf had only slept with a couple people before him (2, i think) but cheated on him with a friend of hers and then lied to him and said she was raped. apparently she used to go out with him and flirt with other guys in front of him too. i dont do any of that shit. i am very loyal. so he realizes that although ive been with more people than him, he has nothing to fear by my sexual history. he's secure enough in himself to know that. and i'm smart enough to know that i'm lucky to have such a nice bf and wont do anything to mess it up.

truly pensive... you need to get over this shit. not everyone fits into the little fantasy world that you've created. not everyone is really insecure, and not everyone is going to always be promiscuous even though they once were. its not black and white but a nice shade of gray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272070)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: puce senate

thats like saying rape isnt about sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271242)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

Most men have cheated, and this has been the case since 5000 B.C.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271099)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: Electric drab rehab

this is why i'm glad i'm dating a beta. i seriously dont worry about it. first time ive ever truly trusted a guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271105)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: deep puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271153)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

Mine probably won't cheat, but that's because he's twice my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271161)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

>a broken woman proves just how broken she is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271108)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

You would cheat too, but you are too ugly to have that option. You might find a way somehow, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271156)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

Yeah, I'm almost as ugly an elderly Jewish man with wrinkly balls that smell of old spice and elderberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271199)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

Even he could cheat if he wanted to, but you're uglier. I sincerely HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271216)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

Could he cheat? Probably. There are lots of broken sluts who need to find a man in a position of authority and get him to validate them with his cock. By the way, I am an objective 8. I sincerely HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271243)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

I'm sure you're 6'2" with an 8 inch dick. You also go to Harvard and have a billion-dollar trust fund. LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271258)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

6'3

5.8 inch dick

great face + decent body

hth bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271306)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

6'3

5.8 inch dick

-----------------------------------

That must look thoroughly inadequate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271546)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

What happened before 5000 BC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271188)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

Jewish men started the cheating phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271223)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

Your flame used to be so good. You disappoint me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271247)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

that was supposed to be a joke :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271389)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling legal warrant

Your shtick has become so hokey that it's impossible to tell when you are joking and when you are serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271399)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Brindle Roast Beef

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271448)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled marketing idea

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271503)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271537)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: mustard boyish station

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271644)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:03 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271878)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

FAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271535)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: Glittery opaque rigpig property

most of these women sound like teenagers

"omg my bf isn't a good kisser!"

"omg my bf is a playa and this other girl texted me about it!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271191)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: orange fragrant casino

"omg my bf has a big dick and i dont think i can take it lol"

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271249)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: rose famous landscape painting main people

you have herpes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271307)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: orange fragrant casino

all women are fucking whores. this is why i don't feel bad about cheating on them, at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271241)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: rose famous landscape painting main people

didn't you get herpes from a fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271315)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Irate Trip Corn Cake

i cheated once and still have mixed feelings about it. it was during a semester abroad. on the one hand it was physically fun and emotionally thrilling. but when i got back it took me about two months to get over the guilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271367)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: slap-happy translucent spot

This. Cheating, IME, is simply not worth the awful, permeating guilt that you feel afterwards. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271403)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

To be fair, any guy who lets his chick go alone on a "semester abroad" is asking to be cuckolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271520)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: Irate Trip Corn Cake

lulz. "let's me." he played sports in the spring semester anyway so it worked out well. and he did come to visit at the end of the semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271600)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

He should have ATDed your ass and fucked your best friends and close relatives, then released the vid he secretly made of you.

Also, not enough men physically abuse women anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271659)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

What? Cheating is the only legitimate reason for physically harming a woman, and then it's not "abuse" in my book. Abuse is never okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271898)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:18 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

No, incorrect. See, if women aren't afraid of getting their asses kicked they start acting out. Back in the good old days if you didn't beat your woman you were a good guy. Now its expected.

Besides Pensive, you just object because most women could kick your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271998)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

The last three women sound really immature. I feel bad for the rebound guy who got pwned by the ex-boyfriend. Kind of interesting that two of the women ended up marrying the guys they cheated with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271902)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:08 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged psychic abode

The ones who ended up getting married are going to get cheated on in their 40s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271916)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

Sadly, there's almost no way to predict who gets cheated on in her 40s. Plenty of heroic women married to nice betas end up in this situation after 20 years of marriage too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271926)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:16 PM
Author: Ruby Kitty Market

Why do beta d00ds cheat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271985)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:18 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

Because they've been married for 20 years and are bored of their fat, old wives. Or because they haven't been getting along with their wives for years, and that woman at work is so much nicer and more understanding. Same reasons other people in long relationships cheat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13271996)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Or for the other simple reason - because while they were no one but dorky betas with a ton of student loans in their 20s, in their 40s the work finally pays off and they end up wealthy, more confident and more desirable. So, in short, because they can. I imagine Pensive being like this if he made it big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272014)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:25 PM
Author: Amethyst mexican tattoo

I guess I was thinking of the cases I'm most familiar with, which mostly consist of small town ARE COUNTRY folks. But yes, I can see pensive justifying cheating when he's older, given his propensity to shape his ethics to suit his desires.

Interestingly, this is a good argument against women settling for dorky but upwardly mobile betas. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272039)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 2:55 PM
Author: magenta free-loading really tough guy

Exactly. Pensive's hatred of "frat boys" and promiscuous sex is clearly due to envy.

I don't disagree with this. Many timid "nice guys" are wannabe assholes that just don't have the options that other assholes have so they adopt a "nice guy" schtick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272230)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 3:18 PM
Author: Lavender cracking prole gaming laptop

okay, they're all ridiculous, but #6 is just completely over the line. There's no way anyone could have seen that coming, other than the fact that the girl's a lying bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272349)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 3:21 PM
Author: Provocative stage halford

THERE IS ONE REASON BOTH MEN AND WOMEN CHEAT: LACK OF MORALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272365)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 3:22 PM
Author: Lavender cracking prole gaming laptop

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272375)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: ebony police squad dragon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#15942705)



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Date: November 15th, 2009 3:28 PM
Author: aquamarine big kitchen place of business

this can all be summed up by the reason why everyone cheats.

"I think I can do better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1138529&forum_id=2#13272402)