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BAM! You must become a serial killer. Who do you target?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: boyish hall This mandate comes from God, who we will assume is real for the purposes of this hypo. You must kill or legitimately attempt to kill one person every 6 months, at minimum. If you choose to kill more, you will get brownie points with the Big Guy. You will not have to worry about money. Your bank account is magically credited $50K every 6 months in perpetuity, which neither the IRS nor anyone else will have visibility on.
If you do not accept this mission your family and friends will insta-die.
Since you are probably not a bad person, do you use this mandate as an opportunity to kill people you view to be socially destructive?
Who do you target?
What method do you use?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Idiotic vengeful alpha biglaw partners at mass layoff/no offer firms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644286) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:49 PM Author: boyish hall method?
withholding the LSAT score until i can get more details
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:15 PM Author: Idiotic vengeful alpha i'd start with the OMPs at the firms/offices with the largest layoffs/no offers. i'd also consider why they were laying off/no offering so many people. the most incompetent/greedy would go first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644419) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: boyish hall that is your selection method, but what about method of killing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644883) |
Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: alcoholic piazza i'd target xoxo posters. machine gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644214) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: boyish hall 123 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644228) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Magenta roast beef Target: Everyone. Method: Inaction. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: boyish hall hypo changed. consequence of inaction is that only your family and friends will die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644221) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Magenta roast beef Same method. God needs to learn he can't fuck with me like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644229) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: boyish hall 124 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644230) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Magenta roast beef If you let God push you around, it never stops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644231) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: boyish hall That's a pretty cool mission from God, IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644236) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Red stag film Target: Muslims
Method: Israeli Hellfire Missiles |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: boyish hall 126 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644235) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:43 PM Author: boyish hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644263) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: alcoholic piazza people who don't know the difference between "who" and "whom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644282) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: boyish hall 121 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644287) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: alcoholic piazza stupid faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644311) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:55 PM Author: boyish hall loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644324) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:02 PM Author: Indigo motley milk Target: Ashton Kutcher Method: Vagina dentata surgically implanted into whoever he is fucking (Demi Moore?). |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: pearl marketing idea kitty The homeless.
Shotgun blasts to the face. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Pontificating Candlestick Maker Forum Fat chicks Method: poison doughnuts |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Indigo motley milk Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Burns: Damn their oily hides! |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: alcoholic piazza the OP, a huge fucking faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644884) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:48 PM Author: Mewling newt Anyone darker than my pair of khaki's.
sniper kills |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: odious jewess crotch bodybuilders or pro football players. Even if I kill a shit ton in super gross ways, people will have to give me props. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644893) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: Charismatic Naked Toaster Property Women who refuse to have sex with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644894) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: Medicated Cobalt Prole Center thats not very original (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645110) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:51 PM Author: lascivious philosopher-king cops...finding dickwad abusive cops, shooting them in teh face in their driveways (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644901) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:49 PM Author: Fragrant range Child and animal abusers. Kill them with a sniper rifle from a distance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645094) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: Opaque wonderful indirect expression Killing complete strangers is the only credited answer. This is your only hope for not getting caught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645100) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: insanely creepy senate Are we any good at this? If we go after heads of state, etc. to change history, does that mean automatic failure and pwnage? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645102) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: Medicated Cobalt Prole Center whom do you target (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645104) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: Charismatic Naked Toaster Property faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645106) |