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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:18 PM Author: pale hissy fit so my GF has a roomate that has turned out to be a massively crazy bitch. lot of drama, but she started a big argument over something stupid and they haven't talked for a couple of months. roomate now hasn't paid her share of electric/cable bills for the past several months, talks loud shit about the GF when they're in different rooms, and leaves passive aggressive notes for the GF
the latest foray is that the roommate took the plug from the living room TV (TV is roomate's, couch and other furniture is GF's) and hid it so that GF can't watch the TV. i actually lol'ed at this but it really got to the gf, so being a good boyfriend help me think of hilariously funny ways to fuck up the roomate's life.
the nuclear option is small claims court to get the unpaid bill $, after they no longer room together. Smaller nasty/unattributable things in the meantime would be great. I'm thinking about turning off the roomate's wireless access since she hasnt paid her bill.
Please help me come up with some other good shit.
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:23 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman what do you know about the roomate? i can't help you without more information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261912) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:26 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman " I'm thinking about turning off the roomate's wireless access since she hasnt paid her bill. "
Decent for the time being, but tell me some other things. You need to tell me what the roomate is dependent on, what her weaknesses are, social connections, etc. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: pale hissy fit roomate is an oops baby (bro/sis are all much older), spoiled military brat. i dont think she gets along well with her family, but not really sure
has no friends at their grad school other than 1 other harpy - they drink together and talk shit about everyone else. roomate and gf had same circle of friends until roomate alienated all of them too. GF is the only one unfortunately still stuck with dealing w/ her on a daily basis |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman Hmm.....social engineering likely wouldn't have much of an effect here since the girl already has hardly any friends. What does the roomate depend on your gf for? Also, what possessions of the roomate's do you have access to? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: pale hissy fit yeah it's a tough situation - spreading rumors and shit about her doesnt really do anything since i dont think anyone else at the school knows/likes her anyway
gf pays the utility bills and roomate is supposed to pay her. other than that not really sure what other dependencies there are
have access to all possessions when she's not home, but keep in mind the opposite is true also, and i dont know how crazy she can really get, so our hands are possibly tied there
another option i'm mulling is in addition to small claims, filing a report with their grad school's board (it's a professional school) about her fitness to practice her profession. this kinda stuff would probably have to wait until they are no longer living together as i dont know how they'd react |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman "gf pays the utility bills and roomate is supposed to pay her. other than that not really sure what other dependencies there are "
Definitely take her to small claims court as you suggested
"have access to all possessions when she's not home, but keep in mind the opposite is true also, and i dont know how crazy she can really get, so our hands are possibly tied there "
This is the tricky part. If you were going to steal something you'd have to do it without her suspecting that it was you. Any ideas? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:51 PM Author: pale hissy fit can you give me some examples of stuff that might work? i mean if i take like, her phone, she might end up suspecting gf no?
take a magnet to her laptop? lulz |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:53 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman "take a magnet to her laptop? lulz"
:)
One thing you could do is have your gf pretend like some of her stuff is missing, and take some of the roomate's stuff so that it appears that the gf had nothing to do with it. Even have her accuse the roomate, like "OMG did you take my fucking wallet bitch?". I'm trying to mull this one over and figure out a plausible way to make it seem like they were robbed. Maybe say that a mutual acquaintance was over? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: pale hissy fit hrm
gf could also just throw a ton of parties to bug the fuck out of roomate |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman Hadn't considered this angle. Have her throw some parties and pretend like they were both robbed, while only the roomate is being robbed (by you guys)
In the meantime, shut off her internet obv. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:57 PM Author: pale hissy fit ok, any other ideas besides the thieving angle/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262365) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman what's the matter, you have a conscience? :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262374) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: pale hissy fit no but that seems...unoriginal
i want something devasting yet untraceable |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:01 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman stealing her credit cards and maxing them out seems pretty devastating to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262418) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman do you have access to roomate's laptop? if so, go through her private information and find some stuff we can work with. Maybe send some stuff to roomate's parents via email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262382) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:04 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262459) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:06 PM Author: pale hissy fit i'm trying to think through logistics of this. probably not - she usually has it with her (studying on campus etc.) or is holed up in her room with it
i guess it's possible the rare times she's out socially, but i'm not good enough to hax0r her login passwords |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman does the roomate ever leave her work/books lying around? You could steal and sell her book(s) and she would probably just suspect she lost it. You could hide her hw/essays/whatever and fuck her over that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262542) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: pale hissy fit Subject: i dont really know, i havent ever been in her room. i can do some recon the next time i'm over and she's out, i guess
how to make this kind of stuff untraceable though? if you had a book in your room and the next day it wasnt there, and you were having argumetns with your roomate, you'd trace it back to that wouldnt you? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman Not necessarily. i've lost books before and if you don't tell your gf what you're doing she'll be more convincing when she denies she had anything to do with it :).
People misplace shit all the time. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:57 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262355) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig hell Subject: bitch i want some waffle fries Freeze a bottle of shaving cream, then once its good and cold puncture it with a knife and toss it into the room mates' bedroom. Over the course of a few minutes that shit will slowly expand and then eventually harden into a gigantic mass of shit.
Use multiple bottles for best effect.
Oh, and make sure to close the door behind you or it will definitely expand out into the hallway.
Then ATD. |
Date: February 28th, 2010 5:21 PM Author: Harsh Boyish Public Bath if your "nuclear option" is small claims court, i hereby rend my veils and lament your lack of imagination (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261896) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:24 PM Author: pale hissy fit help me oh wise one. i'm up for ideas
keep in mind in the meantime i dont want roomate doing shit like poisoning GF's cat, so escalation needs to happen slowly until they stop being roomates |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring learning disabled forum fuck the roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261913) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Anal State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262018) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Soul-stirring learning disabled forum you like this one too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262029) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Anal State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262066) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: pale hissy fit no. hideously rancid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262063) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:24 PM Author: dun idiot national if your gf cant use the tv in the living room, why leave her couch out there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261919) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:26 PM Author: pale hissy fit it's a big sectional and wont fit anywhere else. plus this TV thing happened today, so i havent erally had time to wrap my head around it
i mean i guess she could say, "dont sit on my couch," but that seems like it's sinking to roomate's pettiness level
it's my fucking couch too (GF and i are lnog distance while she's in grad school) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:27 PM Author: Harsh Boyish Public Bath douse the couch with lighter fluid and set it ablaze while room mate is sleeping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:37 PM Author: pale hissy fit dude it's my couch;( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262083) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:25 PM Author: dun idiot national reposess her TV as payment for utility bills she owes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261930) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman You're an idiot. You aren't responding to me and I'm probably the only person here who is legitimately good at getting revenge on people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261956) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: pale hissy fit sorry, was typing - let me know waht other info you need (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14261982) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman what type of career goals does the roomate have? Just tell me as much compromising info. as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262012) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Purple very tactful stock car plaza take a shit in her shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262072) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: sadistic brass headpube stage Change the password on the router. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262137) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:42 PM Author: pale hissy fit yeah i am gonna do this if she doesnt pay her past 3 months' bills
need more ideas though |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:50 PM Author: dun idiot national just do this one now. it is similar to her revoking access to the tv. you at least have a right to do this as she isn't paying for the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262258) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman this is one you absolutely should do in any case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262324) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: Odious dingle berry It would be even better if you were willing to take the time to block her MAC address from the internet using the router's built-in firewall, and change the "ACCESS DENIED" page to a fake CNN homepage with a headline such as "[ROOMMATE'S PARENTS HOMETOWN] HIT BY DIRTY BOMB," or "NANCY PELOSI ASSASSINATED BY MILEY CYRUS"
But yea, if she's not paying for it, definitely change the router password, or just MAC filter her computer out.
So you gf is paying for cable, but this skank won't let her use the TV? Can your gf just take the converter box into her room, or hide that cabling? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: pale hissy fit yeah - basically, gf signed up for utilities and got paid half by roommate, everything was hunky dory until a few months ago when roomate stopped paying
can definitely take box away (or just cancel cable tv altogether) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: Fragrant immigrant nursing home Buy chloroform and use it on the roommate when she's sleeping. She'll be knocked out. Roll her into a bag and dump her into a car. Drive to a long state highway and dump her into one of the forests where it is like 50 miles each way to civilization.
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: sadistic brass headpube stage Inject her with the blood of an HIV-infected hobo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262409) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:01 PM Author: Fragrant immigrant nursing home My idea is credited, she would have 0 idea who did it and why she is out there. Maybe pin a note to her that says something that would make her suspect someone else, like "bitch your mom owes me money" or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262417) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: dun idiot national make sure the door looks broken into though and i like this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262478) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: Fragrant immigrant nursing home yes and if she doesn't make it back in a few days just call ppl and record the times so you have an alibi. be like "omg i called everyone looking for you, are you ok?!?!?! where were you?!"
and this will probably even improve ur relationship on her end. Meanwhile you can cackle inside and perhaps start stealing her shit and she won't suspect you.
And if she doesn't come back then don't worry, these kind of things happen all the time and the cops dont even bother. You'll have eliminated a weak link (she lost vs. nature) so it's not even murder from an ethical standpoint. As far as law goes, you won't get caught. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: dun idiot national what if she dies in the woods and her body is later discovered. they do forensics and see you were involved. I think letting her die is a bad idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262560) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Fragrant immigrant nursing home how would they know i'm involved. You use a glove + chloroform and wrap her into the same blanket u just bought into the woods. She doesn't even touch ur car while she is being transported.
stop fucking watching csi, our cop/legal system is a bunch of rutgers dropouts. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: dun idiot national i agree its unlikely they catch you, but roommate is likely the first person they investigate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262663) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: pale hissy fit i read these 2 to GF and she cracked up. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262433) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: unhinged lavender dragon diarrhea in a spray bottle and spray it all over her wardrobe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262416) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:03 PM Author: pale hissy fit but then how to stop the counter-diarrhea attacks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262442) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: Purple very tactful stock car plaza scotch-guard all your clothes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262494) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:06 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman this is the problem inherent in most of the revenge advice people have been giving here....counter-attacks. You need to remove yourself from implication.
You could rub poison oak on the door handles of her car though... |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: pale hissy fit yeah exactly. wtf i'm not risking myself/career over this bitch
i love the poison oak one for that reason |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman I've done this before. Collect some poison oak leaves, mash them up into a paste and spread that shit on a surface. I will last for at least a few hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262645) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: Buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness station ITT: people suggest things that will get the OP or his gf caught and imprisoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262492) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:08 PM Author: Fragrant immigrant nursing home if i took you while you were sleeping and dumped you in the woods and you died, you really think I would get caught? You overestimate the quality of cops and detectives in this country as well as our legal system altogether.
stop watching CSI faggot. i know ppl who basically committed a murder with damning evidence and he walked free 'cause the cops simply didn't care to even investigate. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:33 PM Author: cobalt ladyboy haunted graveyard how would you even obtain chloroform without leaving a trail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262937) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 7:00 PM Author: Buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness station They sell it at the store. Also, there's no way they'll be spotted by cameras and bystanders or that chemical residue will link them to the crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263267) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 7:07 PM Author: cobalt ladyboy haunted graveyard the rape store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263324) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: Buck-toothed twinkling uncleanness station sarcasm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263372) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: razzmatazz house-broken cuck theater your gf needs to act nice as fuck and make sure her shit is clean. then play the victim. i really would need to know how good of a liar she is. then you can go to court.
but if just want small, unattributable things, you should use craigslist for starters. post that you are giving away your dell desktop because you got a new laptop, kind of slow but working, just cleaned, need to load your own programs but has the basics, etc. then give her phone number, with no reply email address. she'll have to change her number because she will literally get 100 phone calls and wont be able to delete the post.
thats overt stuff but if you really want to make her suffer, dont do that and google "gaslighting." i dont have time to explain but ill give examples when i get back if you want. also look up 'ambient abuse.' you don't want to do anything she can put her finger on and you don't want your gf to get her hands dirty. requires a lot of patience but truly one of the 180 things in life. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: histrionic elite lodge why does this not surprise me coming from you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:13 PM Author: pale hissy fit wow i'm a little bit afraid of yuo now
but intriuging - please give me some examples |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:01 PM Author: razzmatazz house-broken cuck theater do little things that fuck with her ability to trust her perception. it works better in relationships where there is emotional investment and trust but you can do it with most people. this is what the manson family did on their creepy crawls when they'd sneak in people's houses just to rearrange the furniture. replace her fruits and vegetables, stuff she wears - clothes, makeup, undergarments - with the exact same stuff but of a different size, change the lightbulbs to a brighter or a dimmer wattage, move shit around just a little bit, intercept outgoing mail and turn on her car headlights so she thinks she's forgetting stuff, make or cancel appointments if there's no way to log that it actually happened, hide move or steal shit but not the sort of stuff that anyone would WANT to steal, say she has a bill or a letter or something she's going to discuss with someone. take it but put it back where she got it from so she can find it later. replace it with something else nearby like another letter or a different bill so when she gets to where she's going, she thinks she just fucked up. see when she moves things and then go put it back in the same spot she moved it from i.e. take something she brought in from her car and go put it back in her car. manipulate the other people in her life like confidentially tell someone - her job or school - about something you're worried about about regarding her, but the sort of thing where they wouldn't mention it but rather "keep an eye on her" - they will treat her differently in subtle ways. subtlety is key in all this because if you go overboard, she'll connect the dots about ALL the shit you've done and you'll look like a psycho. don't leave any bruises. you can escalate things as this stuff keeps "happening" to her more and more i.e. if you just start out reminding her of something you were going to do together even though you never mentioned it to her, she'll think its just a misunderstanding. if she's already having these problems for awhile though, it will bother her a lot. if she hasn't compromised her reputation in little ways by fucking up a little here or there, you want to watch what you say for effect to people she knows. don't do anything that she'd feel more comfortable accusing you of than doubting her own perception i.e. don't delete her term paper from her computer or anything else that might make SENSE that someone would do. but you're not really going to accuse someone of adjusting the size on your baseball cap, are you? these aren't great examples but i dont know the people or situation. you have to be creative. and always deny, deny, deny. your gf should be her best friend and seem CONCERNED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263955) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:04 PM Author: Razzle pit half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263976) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:11 PM Author: Harsh Boyish Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14264059) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:13 PM Author: pale hissy fit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14264084) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:18 PM Author: Magical high-end selfie "see when she moves things and then go put it back in the same spot she moved it from i.e. take something she brought in from her car and go put it back in her car." this part made me laugh for some reason? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:24 PM Author: Pearly university i laughed at this part:
"i.e. don't delete her term paper from her computer or anything else that might make SENSE that someone would do. but you're not really going to accuse someone of adjusting the size on your baseball cap, are you?"
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Date: March 1st, 2010 2:09 AM Author: vivacious prole trust fund "you'll look like a psycho"
Maybe that's because you would be. |
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Date: March 1st, 2010 2:11 AM Author: Passionate cowardly locale i need to do this to my roommate. not out of revenge or anything, but just because i need to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14268771) |
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Date: March 1st, 2010 2:36 AM Author: swashbuckling range famous landscape painting jesus cat fucking christ you're one insane cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14268933) |
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Date: December 6th, 2011 9:31 PM Author: aphrodisiac hospital psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#19520781) |
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Date: December 6th, 2011 9:41 PM Author: Hairraiser flatulent personal credit line property this is a ridiculously good post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#19520855) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:13 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman "Psychologist Martha Stout[5] explains how sociopaths frequently use gaslighting tactics. Sociopaths are often cruel, manipulative, or conniving, and are often convincing liars who consistently deny wrongdoing. When coupled with the personal charm that can characterize sociopaths, many who have been victimized by sociopaths may doubt their perception."
I'm guessing you've used this quite a bit? Also, god damn I love you.
"but if just want small, unattributable things, you should use craigslist for starters. post that you are giving away your dell desktop because you got a new laptop, kind of slow but working, just cleaned, need to load your own programs but has the basics, etc. then give her phone number, with no reply email address. she'll have to change her number because she will literally get 100 phone calls and wont be able to delete the post. "
I like this idea a lot, but it's too obvious. The roomate would know. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: pale hissy fit Friends - i need more ideas along the lnies of poison oak on her door handles. subtle, insidious, untraceable, perfect.
help me out here. |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman I'm not an expert on skin irritants. Do you know of any other ones? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262691) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: Razzle pit half-breed cum in her face cream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262696) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman 180
Also, put poison oak (urushiol) in her mascera, so it gets in her EYES. Either that or put capsaicin in her mascera |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Vigorous glassy institution police squad pour rotten milk under the hood of her car
the smell will...well it wont be nice |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: trip aggressive menage To be fair, slip antibiotics into her food. This assumes she is on the pill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262706) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman doesn't seem like this girl has sex a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262745) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: Razzle pit half-breed buy a guinea pig and keep his smelly ass in the living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262792) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: flesh regret patrolman lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262802) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:27 PM Author: Razzle pit half-breed rodents smell man, and shit all the time. clean the cage like once every couple of weeks. then see if she enjoys watching her tv. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262827) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: Razzle pit half-breed stop flushing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262855) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: pink garrison Put a padlock on the fridge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14262905) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: Vigorous glassy institution police squad this is credited.
use a chain though. if you can get a logging chain, i actually know someone who did this. and get a GOOD padlock, one you need a torch (not just boltcutters) to remove
edit: make sure you remove all her stuff first, you want to be fair about it |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: ruddy temple azn Or an angle grinder or even a dremel with a few discs. Padlocks take 2 seconds with power tools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#16226432) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: pale hissy fit to be fair, it's not the gf's fridge - belongs to apartment complex
i guess turn off the fridge since she' not paying for electricity? |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: Vigorous glassy institution police squad let the roomate discover you masturbating
a lot |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 7:08 PM Author: navy excitant useless brakes I thought this was one of my threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14263335) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 9:04 PM Author: impressive charismatic space jerk off into his shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14264669) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 9:15 PM Author: dashing startled native kitty lol, i came here to post that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#14264804) |
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Date: February 28th, 2010 10:08 PM Author: chartreuse church building partner I read about this in a magazine... obviously not legal lol
Guy hated his roommate so he staged a "break-in"... broke some windows, stole a bunch of his roommate's shit and pretended like his shit had been stolen as well. Roommate got fed up with living in a "seedy neighborhood" and moved out. Guy sold the stolen shit on ebay. |
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Date: March 1st, 2010 4:15 PM Author: pale hissy fit or i should do the CL rape thing
NOTE TO FBI THIS WAS A JOKE |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: aphrodisiac hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#16226402) |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:34 AM Author: ruddy temple azn Trap gun on the TV. Turn it on, get shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#16226418) |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: vibrant gaped indirect expression prior to this post, there were 40 matches for "roomate" in this thread, 14 matches for "roommate." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#16226454) |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: aphrodisiac hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2#16226467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2010 12:44 AM Author: Territorial swollen ticket booth Set her on fire while she is asleep.
Run in a few minutes later and put it out with a brick. |