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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Are you a top or bottom?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
You're fat.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRE...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Damn. A+
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
180
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
wild swashbuckling field
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE C...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
180
wild swashbuckling field
  04/14/10
yay
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Yes, I laughed out loud
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are yo...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK B...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...I am a grocery bag...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFT...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Startling garnet giraffe
  04/14/10
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN Y...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is the best thread in months.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
May I have some ice cream?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
he is NOT a freezer
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE,...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
There's never anything worth eating here.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If s...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the pl...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONE...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in re...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, B...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
180. Really well-played so far.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a lon...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Rem...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable f...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decid...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CON...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
191
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is my favorite.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really ca...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!! ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
likewise.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Outstanding thread. A++
Slate church building
  04/14/10
best thread all day.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU F...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper....
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMEL...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long ti...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my b...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hahaha.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerat...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOG...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
Slate church building
  04/14/10
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored insi...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTI...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU W...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessa...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGIS...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I agree
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this lin...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMP...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement h...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hahahahahahaha
Slate church building
  04/14/10
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRO...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
IAMAREFRIGERATOR I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPER...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Just to be the 100th post.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Shameless bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Credited.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
How often should I clean you?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Your thoughts on baking soda?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. T...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVE...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOO...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do y...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE B...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Startling garnet giraffe
  09/18/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a wa...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TH...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Great thread.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEIN...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i offically love this thread.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber th...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refr...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THA...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, w...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
You one cold brotha
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse tur...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOU...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MA...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i still love this post.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i peed a little.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr mov...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
not sure, but glad I did.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Hi lolz
Slate church building
  04/14/10
lots of group think in this thread
Slate church building
  04/14/10
insight
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
well then you fuckin suck.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
wooosh
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laught...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
WOOSH!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
WOOOOOOSH!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last ni...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNE...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVER...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGL...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! I...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
*HIGH FIVE*
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large a...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-i...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
<sigh>
Slate church building
  04/14/10
<atomic bomb>
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taki...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself....
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a w...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
please read more carefully, the color is established
Slate church building
  04/14/10
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do ag...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiratio...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neg...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina m...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an elec...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move th...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump for remembrance.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Classic.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump *cries*
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump for sheer brilliance.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and ne...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of T...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i bet people need to use this computer
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Again!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Me gusta.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Keeping the dream alive.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Nigger.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Affirmed.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Reversed. Oh shit.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Cert. denied!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Drunk again.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
HAHAHAHAHA
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Never forget.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump for a slow night.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Monday bump.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Still around
Slate church building
  04/14/10
i still love this thread.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
Slate church building
  04/14/10
fuck i still love this thread
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
P3n15
Slate church building
  04/14/10
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilario...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
nah
Slate church building
  04/14/10
why was this funny?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump for goodness
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bump again
Slate church building
  04/14/10
ugh
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Truly Wooshtastic!
Slate church building
  04/14/10
best xoxo thread EVER.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
ty ty ty
Slate church building
  04/14/10
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
bitter much?
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Incorrect.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
This is the TITCR.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I love this thread.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Greatest schtick ever.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hoooray
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwago...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump for Washington Post.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Well done sir.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Rebump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump for general-wooshiness.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
ty, one of my favorites.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Oldie but a goodie.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is n...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
press bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
finals bump
Slate church building
  04/14/10
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. th...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator i...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on ...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
Slate church building
  04/14/10
win
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
this guy is silly
Slate church building
  04/14/10
...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peo...
Slate church building
  04/14/10
Bump b/c of recent mention...
Slate church building
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This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
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"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refr...
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bump
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bump
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http://www.reputationdefender.com/
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never forget!
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~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
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Never forget
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bumpedy bumpedy
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Yeah.
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*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
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whoooooooooooooooooosh!
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wow i really missed out on this one
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I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
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So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a gu...
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I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to s...
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Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
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I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
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holy shit
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seriously. jbd must be bored as hell
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I'm pretty sure h ryder did this
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sup askav
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Lazarus bump
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my son
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WGWAG
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goodness bamp
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I am so confused by this thread.
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there's a lot going on here
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Where's the original?
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thread of the year nomination BUMP
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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Slate church building

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712710)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712715)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712720)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712724)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712729)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712735)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712741)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712757)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712764)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712769)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: wild swashbuckling field

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712738)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712753)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: wild swashbuckling field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712763)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712774)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: Slate church building

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712783)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712788)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712793)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712802)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Slate church building

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712807)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Slate church building

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712809)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712814)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Startling garnet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713623)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712822)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712831)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712834)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712838)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Slate church building

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712845)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Slate church building

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712853)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712859)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713431)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Slate church building

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713445)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713450)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712861)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713461)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Slate church building

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713465)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712866)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713475)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Slate church building

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713480)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713484)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713489)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713492)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713498)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713500)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713507)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713515)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712873)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713524)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713533)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712881)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713540)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713546)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713549)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713551)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Slate church building

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713558)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712883)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Slate church building

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713564)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

likewise.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713570)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712885)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712890)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713574)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712892)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713579)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:57 PM
Author: Slate church building

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713593)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712897)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713604)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713613)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712900)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713626)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712909)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713632)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712914)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Slate church building

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713639)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713645)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713650)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713659)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713667)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713674)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712915)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713679)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713684)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713693)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712920)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713698)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713702)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713706)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713711)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713722)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713728)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713734)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713741)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713747)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712926)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: Slate church building

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713754)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712927)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713759)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM
Author: Slate church building

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713771)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:10 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713778)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Slate church building

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713783)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713786)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712932)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713795)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713801)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712941)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713808)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Slate church building

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713815)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Slate church building

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713824)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Slate church building

IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713831)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Slate church building

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713840)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Slate church building

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713854)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712945)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Slate church building

Shameless bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713858)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Slate church building

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713866)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712947)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713886)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712951)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713898)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Slate church building

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713912)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713922)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

This might be my favorite post in the thread.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713931)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712955)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713936)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712960)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713947)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:22 PM
Author: Slate church building

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713955)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:17 PM
Author: Startling garnet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712964)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713960)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Slate church building

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712968)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714016)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Slate church building

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712978)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712980)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713996)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Slate church building

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714004)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Slate church building

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712985)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714029)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Slate church building

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714046)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714055)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:31 PM
Author: Slate church building

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714067)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Slate church building

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712989)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Slate church building

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712996)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:32 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714074)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14712998)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714010)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713000)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714023)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713005)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714082)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714089)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Slate church building

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713012)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714094)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713019)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713028)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Slate church building

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714099)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713032)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Slate church building

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714104)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Slate church building

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713036)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Slate church building

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714110)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: Slate church building

not sure, but glad I did.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Slate church building

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714128)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Slate church building

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713040)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Slate church building

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714139)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: Slate church building

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714144)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: Slate church building

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714148)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Slate church building

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713046)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Slate church building

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713050)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Slate church building

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713052)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM
Author: Slate church building

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714155)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:38 PM
Author: Slate church building

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714159)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714166)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: Slate church building

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714171)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714178)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:40 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714185)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714187)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Slate church building

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713061)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714191)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714202)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714210)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

*HIGH FIVE*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714216)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714222)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714227)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Slate church building

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714231)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Slate church building

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714234)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Slate church building

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714238)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Slate church building

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714243)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Slate church building

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714246)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Slate church building

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714253)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM
Author: Slate church building

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714263)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:47 PM
Author: Slate church building

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714280)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Slate church building

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714292)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Slate church building

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714305)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Slate church building

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713065)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Slate church building

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714312)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Slate church building

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714319)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714325)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Slate church building

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714336)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714343)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Slate church building

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713069)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:51 PM
Author: Slate church building

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714352)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Slate church building

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713072)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Slate church building

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713075)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Slate church building

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713081)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713083)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Slate church building

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713089)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Slate church building
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713091)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713097)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713102)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713104)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713108)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714365)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Slate church building

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713112)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713118)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:52 PM
Author: Slate church building

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714373)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714378)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714383)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Slate church building

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714392)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714399)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714406)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

Reversed. Oh shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714413)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Slate church building

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714424)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Slate church building

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713120)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713125)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM
Author: Slate church building

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713126)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:20 PM
Author: Slate church building

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713132)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713135)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump for a slow night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713139)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713140)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Slate church building

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713145)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Slate church building

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713153)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Slate church building

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713156)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Slate church building

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713159)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713165)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Slate church building

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713168)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714433)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714441)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Slate church building

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713173)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Slate church building

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713175)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Slate church building

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713178)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Slate church building

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713182)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Slate church building

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713186)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Slate church building
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713190)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: Slate church building

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714450)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Slate church building

why was this funny?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713197)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714461)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Slate church building

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714476)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713198)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713203)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Slate church building

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713208)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713212)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713218)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Slate church building

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713221)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Slate church building

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713225)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:28 PM
Author: Slate church building

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713228)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: Slate church building

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714482)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Slate church building

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713231)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Slate church building

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714490)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714502)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:01 PM
Author: Slate church building

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714512)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Slate church building

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713237)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Slate church building

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713241)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Slate church building

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713246)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Slate church building

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713250)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Slate church building

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713257)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714517)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713263)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Slate church building

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714522)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714528)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713270)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Slate church building

ty, one of my favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714538)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Slate church building

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713277)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Slate church building

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713280)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

press bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714543)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:36 PM
Author: Slate church building

finals bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713312)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Slate church building

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714556)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714562)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Slate church building

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714571)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: Slate church building

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713338)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714577)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: Slate church building

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713345)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713347)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Slate church building

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713351)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713356)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713358)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713364)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713367)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713371)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713373)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Slate church building

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713379)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Slate church building

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714586)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Slate church building

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713382)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Slate church building

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713385)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

never forget!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713386)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713389)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

Never forget



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713393)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713394)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: Slate church building

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714595)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:42 PM
Author: Slate church building

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713397)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713401)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714605)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713406)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713409)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Slate church building

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714610)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713411)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slate church building

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14713412)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: lilac karate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714411)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: cerise striped hyena native

seriously. jbd must be bored as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714583)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Excitant indecent jew box office

I'm pretty sure h ryder did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716366)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: lascivious cream potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716743)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14730101)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Slate church building

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2;

Thread resurrection completed;

>99% fidelity;

an AutoAdmit classic brought back from the grave;

happy bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714635)



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Date: April 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: emerald mental disorder piazza
Subject: thank you for preserving one of our cultural gems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14714866)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 1:24 AM
Author: emerald mental disorder piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14716351)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Twinkling titillating useless brakes crackhouse

sup askav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720244)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Slate church building

Lazarus bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720451)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Startling garnet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14720637)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Slate church building

my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14721505)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: emerald mental disorder piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14723157)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: Geriatric lake dingle berry ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732430)



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Date: April 16th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: aqua massive sanctuary boiling water

Only an Asian aspie with way too much free time could do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14732461)



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Date: April 18th, 2010 7:20 PM
Author: Slate church building

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14749071)



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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Slate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760674)



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Date: April 19th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed stag film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpLfvzNStNU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14760783)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Slate church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14833649)



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Date: May 6th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: out-of-control set voyeur

I am so confused by this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919053)



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Date: May 6th, 2010 2:16 AM
Author: Slate church building

there's a lot going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14919833)



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Date: May 7th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Slate church building



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Date: May 14th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Overrated Razzle-dazzle Resort Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#14988140)



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Date: June 14th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged dopamine public bath

Holy fuck dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15247520)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: brass mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15448710)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:13 AM
Author: wonderful effete bawdyhouse



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Date: August 6th, 2010 6:14 AM
Author: coiffed toaster affirmative action

Where's the original?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15718595)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: Startling garnet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15815940)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:27 AM
Author: sooty aromatic newt

As the only other poster here besides the mentally insane op, I can say that this thread was horribly unfunny and disturbing. Consider getting yourself checked before you pull a green goblin and start throwing bombs down from NYC skyskrapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#15816004)



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Date: September 13th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: smoky diverse stage black woman

BUMP.

Original:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16038290)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: lilac karate



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Cordovan Chapel

Sup dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16078117)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:52 PM
Author: nighttime water buffalo theatre

thread of the year nomination BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#16818362)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:56 PM
Author: Slate church building

This was a solid public service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1282822&forum_id=2#17433469)



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Date: March 28th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: Sapphire home bbw



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Date: August 2nd, 2011 8:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed shrine



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Date: September 4th, 2011 5:07 AM
Author: Supple burgundy therapy friendly grandma



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