Date: May 27th, 2010 10:05 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
I mean, do you enjoy Rach's sweet man-juice? What the fuck do you owe him exactly?
Why would you trust Rach's "protection" of your information over me? This makes absolutely no sense to me.
I am not begrudging Rach for implementing the concept of XOXO, but merely am pointing out that the technology can be vastly improved in the hands of an excellent programmer (me).
Date: September 13th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Amethyst cracking personal credit line
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:29 AM Author: Metal keepsake machete church building
Why would you trust Rach's "protection" of your information over me? This makes absolutely no sense to me.
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Because we have like an 8 year history of Rach not doing anything invasive with our information. Who the fuck are you--you haven't posted in 5 years so why in the fuck are we going to run over to you?
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:51 AM Author: Metal keepsake machete church building
Rach is a stupid faggot absentee abusive father, but at least he didn't give my IP address because he was shitting his pants. He also ate all of GTO's turds just for fun.
The Ici Li dude is annoying as fuck and extremely sensitive.
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
"save?" there are quite a few posters that have already switched over, and I already have heavy hitters (many of my friends) that are already regular posters.
site traffic is growing, and I have the superior technology.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:54 PM Author: vigorous scarlet gay wizard background story
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Date: May 27th, 2010 10:24 AM Author: cocaine farts
what are your mod policies?
i don't think we really have any hidden gems here that go unbumped or unpromoted, thanks to mogul and askav.
honestly you don't seem like a very trustworthy or decent person. maybe if you had a critical mass of good posters and a historical legacy of good posting, i'd actually deign to visit. it's a fine product, certainly i wish we could see our own posting history on this site, but at the end of the day your site is just like every other dreadfully earnest message board out there -- CC, metatalk, the comments section of ATL. i wish you luck with your venture, sollozzo, the corleone family is good for now.
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
haha, I'm a legendary poster. if you don't know me, you probably joined this site at a later date. I grew up on this board, and was admitted to a tier-1 college as a direct result of the advice I received from several key posters.
why do I not seem like an untrustworthy person, are you fucking kidding me? over rach?
I am trying to build this community because I have a tremendous amount of pride and respect for it. (I also happen to be a tier-1 ivy-educated computer programmer, unlike Rach)
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: Metal keepsake machete church building
I have no idea what you have done.
If this thread is any indication, you may have set the standard of this board for being annoying, petulant, obnoxious, overly sensitive, and Asian. Congrats!
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:12 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
are you fucking kidding?
by having followers? by having an inbox that saves your private messages with other posters? by being able to receive notifications whenever someone responds to your thread/post?
by having a user profile? by being able to FOLLOW your favorite poasters?
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:14 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
the context is important, but so are the people that post that context, lol.
there's a reason why the legendary posters (such as myself) will always have a big following on this board, because we are simply the best of the best.
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:31 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
absolutely I'm interested in you "coming," why wouldn't I be?
I'm not trying to be an "obnoxious faggot," broseph; sometimes it's the only way to get people's attention and get shit done. I am someone that has always walked the walked, bro. Just look at my site. just take a fucking LOOK. www.listserv.org It's going to be fucking fantastic!
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:58 AM Author: odious church toaster
your argument sucks. we can easily implement all of those capabilities (it's just a matter of making sure the community wants those features or not). there's no reason for anyone to move over to your site.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:40 PM Author: Poppy Marvelous Sanctuary
Why would I want to build value with my account? What would I put on a user profile? Why would I want private messaging when I know half of them will be from Scatman John?
I suppose some people might enjoy being able to follow posters, but on the other hand, that could be used to stalk people and out them. There's something nice about logging on and talking to whoever else happens to be here at the same time.
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:42 AM Author: mildly autistic twinkling marketing idea
Everyone on XO knows rach's full name, first and last. They know where he lives. They know his jobs. They know his girlfriend. They know his e-mail and his IM.
That's comfort, knowing the moderator as someone who's outed.
Date: May 27th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: Emerald tattoo orchestra pit
I hate the format of your site. I'm sure technologically it is superior but I don't like looking at it.
What makes this sit so great is the format. The simplicity of everything is key.
Take this format and add a a couple of things.
1) Highlight the last four posts in threads. This would be extremely useful in threads when posts get over 50.
2) Have lines that connect posts. When replies start going out to the right and there are many of them it becomes hard to read/follow.
3) Private messages
You have too much visual clutter. The boxes around posts, I hate. The color combo and general format of the main page sucks. Too much clutter. Simplify it.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: rose casino affirmative action
I've fixed the signature. that was pretty key, thanks.
I mean, all this stuff is just fringe, right? I'm focusing on the more important features at large-- you know, like following, that will really drive user interaction and bring the community closer together.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:10 AM Author: orange stirring rigpig
a big part of xo's draw is that you can't private message, or get email notifications, or search well, or track posts or users or any of that crap. it keeps xo what it is - a sort of collective stream of consciousness of a relatively elite slice of the academic world.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:14 PM Author: Olive Dragon Shrine
ElGreco the Elite (ETE) Columbia University '08 is hosting a board, named listserv, and checking the registrations of everyone who signs up - he can and will post user info including emails, IPs, and associations with XO monikers. Additionally, rachmiel has implied that he once posted as "AutoAdmitWatch", the individual responsible for phishing IPs and HLS e-mails to out people in the past. DO NOT TRUST HIM
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: arousing location bbw
the basic problem, as i see it, is that xoxo posters have no lives. the violently mean dins that happen in threads concerning the "good ole days" and the "future of xoxo" bear this out. people don't get THAT upset about such trivial things unless they have empty lives. this embarrassing life defect affects 90 - 95% of xoxo posters. i must say though that i get very upset whenever i think of the site's future. i've been here for a long time, so long that it wouldn't be entirely wrong to call me a "founder," and i really don't like where we're headed as a site or as a group of people. the quality of poster has declined steadily since i've been here (i took a 2 year hiatus during 2004 - 2006). these things upset me dearly. i find this site offensive.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Boyish shitlib
for a lot of people, it's the first chance to exchange manly quips like "thanks, bro" or "i didn't think anyone felt like i did, man" and get an approximate sensation of what it's like to have friends and be listened to
Date: May 27th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: vigorous scarlet gay wizard background story
personally, i never get tire of the parade of fresh "quips" that identify all denizens except the speaker as some variety of shut-in, ungregarious, non-cock-slinging "unadjusted" post-adolescent. i really think that's what keeps me coming back.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:26 AM Author: Bearded brilliant elastic band
your site is too slick. i like xoxo's rough and ghetto aesthetic.
also, PMs and user profiles are community killers. if you want to ask a question on xoxo, you have to do it in front of the whole community. if you really need to privately communicate you can just trade emails and edit.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:41 AM Author: lilac ceo roommate
The problem is so long as he is recruiting from this place, the new community will in turn be associated with this place. I doubt anybody on Bigchanges Board wanted to be outed because it would have basically tagged them as a former or current autoadmit poster.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:45 AM Author: lilac ceo roommate
Really the only reason BCB existed was because at the time this place was having those awful server problems that slowed merely opening a small thread to a crawl, posting was more or less impossible, and Sonic was relentlessly spamming making this place more or less unusable. Even then once everything was fixed people gradually either quit posting or migrated back here.
I doubt there will be any serious exodus of this community unless a similar situation in the future makes this board unusable.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: lilac ceo roommate
Serious question for a second, why try to build your community from xoxo if you think you have such a good concept?
This is a controversial community with little growth. Posters are mostly crotchety, paranoid long timers who mistrust change. They value absolute anonymity first (a huge number of people have changed their screen names to punctuation despite this place being about as anonymous as possible), and the low-feature, old school format second (I mean the site was fucking created as a result of modernization on the old board, and basically every new feature here has eventually been chucked).
I know you are an old timer but despite any sentimentality about this community, it seems like the worst possible seed for building a new community if in fact your vision is so good.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:41 PM Author: Olive Dragon Shrine
i'm also lollin that you think you are the first person to come up with 'following', PMs, and user profiles. every fucking forum in the world BUT this one and 4chan pretty much have those.
Date: May 27th, 2010 11:58 AM Author: Olive Dragon Shrine
ElGreco the Elite (ETE) Columbia University '08 is hosting a board, named listserv, and checking the registrations of everyone who signs up - he can and will post user info including emails, IPs, and associations with XO monikers. Additionally, rachmiel has implied that he once posted as "AutoAdmitWatch", the individual responsible for phishing IPs and HLS e-mails to out people in the past. DO NOT TRUST HIM
Date: May 27th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: rose casino affirmative action
Merriweather Post Pavilion (you betta' give him some money, stop daydreaming dood!), a convicted sex offender, registered his new address as 256 Wildwood Avenue, where a blue-hued house overlooks Piedmont, Oakland’s upscale, uphill neighbor.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: Floppy Depressive Circlehead
why do you keep willfully missing the point that no one wants the "features" you're adding?
Yes, i've been to the site and it's an abortion of a visual cacophony. Simplicity is what keeps people coming back to xoxo, not "loyalty". You haven't proven to me that you'll be more trustworthy of my info than rach (considering the email address you hilariously posted yesterday), and as far as "superior technology" - well, if you're going to use that in the pursuit of shit I don't want, I don't fucking care how good your l337 programming skillz are.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:36 PM Author: Poppy Marvelous Sanctuary
1. Rach isn't perfect, but he's the devil we know. Everyone here has a rough idea what the rules are about what can be posted and what cannot, how our personal information will be handled, and what happens to people who exceed the limits of the site. We know none of that about your board.
2. Your board doesn't really offer anything that would persuade us to move. Most of the features you view as superior are ones that people here either wouldn't bother to use or would prefer not to have. Superior programming doesn't matter if it's used to achieve ends posters here don't desire, and at the end of the day I don't really want to social network with whokebe or ......,,,....,,,,..,. Your concept would probably go over much better with a different group of people than with this particular community, and I would urge you to try to build your site by attracting people who are on the same page with you.
3. It's easier to post here than somewhere else. Biglawboard offers something much closer to what this community is looking for, and people generally can't be persuaded to post there unless they're seriously frustrated with something here. Changing to a new format would be even more difficult.
4. You seem to be resting a lot of the appeal on your trustworthiness as a poster. You are a college board poster, and many law board posters are completely unfamiliar with you. Of the college board posters, many may remember you as being arrogant and schticky and abrasive. Even if you were an interesting poster with a large following, those aren't necessarily the traits people would want in the owner of their message board.
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:50 PM Author: provocative bisexual new version field
to me, it's actually the most relevant point. the character of someone running a site involving heavy privacy concerns is the most important issue.
the fact that 99% of the collegeboard hated his guts and were actively in favor of outting him (even people who were philosophically opposed to outting) is just an autoding
Date: May 27th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: Poppy Marvelous Sanctuary
Some your college board buddies are on the law board now, but there are a ton of people who were always law board posters or who started posting on xoxo after the college board died. Contempt towards a big part of the community isn't exactly going to recommend you or your board.
Date: May 27th, 2010 1:42 PM Author: Poppy Marvelous Sanctuary
Again, this is part of the problem. When people criticize you or don't go along with your ideas, you resort to making personal attacks. This community is full of people who whine all the fucking time, and who expect the board administrator to at least put up an appearance of listening and caring.
i wouldn't change anything about XO. except some of the mods who are too anxious to delete threads, but that's not a big problem. i hope rach never changes anything
1) he already knows my info, has for three years, and nothing bad's happened and it's not as if by going to your site he'd suddenly unknow my info, I'd just be adding to the list of people who could screw me over.
2) i don't do enough interneting to speak authoratively about this, but i really like this board's setup.
3) though we might not get as many as we used to, good new posters come here every year and good old ones know where to find it.
Date: May 27th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Bipolar rigor heaven
you seem like you have the worst intentions possible.
also, the limitations of XO and anonymity are what creates all the humor and personality that make the forum fun. nobody cares about your faggoty PM system.