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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
what??
mustard comical forum
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
impressive irate giraffe
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
Guidos.
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
...
ungodly hissy fit pisswyrm
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
..
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
erotic chestnut theater macaca
  02/14/05
HAHA!
slippery heaven
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
Soul-stirring Stag Film
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
Galvanic nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  02/14/05
Interesting.
Beady-eyed duck-like corner half-breed
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
mustard comical forum
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
racy market goyim
  02/14/05
...
Beady-eyed duck-like corner half-breed
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Pearly bonkers rigpig doctorate
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Pearly bonkers rigpig doctorate
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
learning disabled school masturbator
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
territorial property cuckold
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
territorial property cuckold
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
alcoholic passionate party of the first part
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
territorial property cuckold
  08/12/05
...
fishy out-of-control sweet tailpipe
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Violet pontificating newt kitchen
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
Burgundy Bespoke National
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
bat shit crazy claret hall gay wizard
  07/06/06
...
Shaky haunting gas station
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  09/07/06
tytyty
internet-worthy vibrant house generalized bond
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
slippery heaven
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
cyan dragon area
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
brindle haunted graveyard
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: mustard comical forum

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: impressive irate giraffe

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: ungodly hissy fit pisswyrm
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: racy market goyim

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: racy market goyim

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: racy market goyim

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: racy market goyim

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: racy market goyim

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: racy market goyim

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: racy market goyim

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: racy market goyim

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: erotic chestnut theater macaca

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: slippery heaven

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stag Film

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Galvanic nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed duck-like corner half-breed

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: racy market goyim

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: mustard comical forum

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: racy market goyim

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: racy market goyim

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: racy market goyim

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: racy market goyim

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: racy market goyim

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: racy market goyim

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed duck-like corner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Pearly bonkers rigpig doctorate

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Pearly bonkers rigpig doctorate

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Fluffy bat-shit-crazy site round eye

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: learning disabled school masturbator

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: territorial property cuckold

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: territorial property cuckold

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate party of the first part

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: territorial property cuckold

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: fishy out-of-control sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Violet pontificating newt kitchen

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Bespoke National

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy claret hall gay wizard

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Shaky haunting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy vibrant house generalized bond

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: slippery heaven

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: cyan dragon area

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Metal lascivious degenerate really tough guy

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: brindle haunted graveyard

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)