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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
what??
flesh meetinghouse
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
marvelous legend pit
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
Guidos.
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
...
180 up-to-no-good hall
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
..
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
big-titted piazza
  02/14/05
HAHA!
curious slap-happy regret
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
Tantric range
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
Cordovan nowag fortuitous meteor
  02/14/05
Interesting.
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal voyeur brethren
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
flesh meetinghouse
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Thriller juggernaut school
  02/14/05
...
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal voyeur brethren
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
costumed irate house
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
costumed irate house
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
startled claret pocket flask area
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
Mahogany Shaky Library
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
Mahogany Shaky Library
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
supple masturbator
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
Mahogany Shaky Library
  08/12/05
...
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  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
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  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
deranged institution
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
trip garrison travel guidebook
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
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  07/06/06
...
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  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
trip garrison travel guidebook
  09/07/06
tytyty
dun hunting ground
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
curious slap-happy regret
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
racy gaming laptop
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
trip garrison travel guidebook
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
Dashing business firm
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: flesh meetinghouse

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: marvelous legend pit

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: 180 up-to-no-good hall
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: big-titted piazza

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: curious slap-happy regret

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Tantric range

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Cordovan nowag fortuitous meteor

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal voyeur brethren

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: flesh meetinghouse

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut school

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal voyeur brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: costumed irate house

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: costumed irate house

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Twinkling toilet seat old irish cottage

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: startled claret pocket flask area

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: Mahogany Shaky Library

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Mahogany Shaky Library

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: supple masturbator

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Mahogany Shaky Library

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed circlehead crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Talking aphrodisiac menage alpha

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: deranged institution

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Adventurous abode personal credit line

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Vibrant brindle foreskin bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: dun hunting ground

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: curious slap-happy regret

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: racy gaming laptop

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: trip garrison travel guidebook

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

Cut or uncut?

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