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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: stubborn stag film what?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM Author: Racy sable kitchen organic girlfriend Quiet, the spic is opining on white society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.
Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground Haha, yeah they're still fair game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Guidos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground I'm German-Irish... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: Bipolar hospital Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Pink space milk That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Pink space milk That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Wazzup, coolie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Pink space milk Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM Author: Pink space milk Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM Author: Pink space milk But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.
*Full House theme plays in background* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: Pink space milk So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter >--}--> [] []
*crashes into plucot's north tower* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground Holy shit hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: Pink space milk i still don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter @] [] <--{--<
*crashes into plucot's south tower* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: Pink space milk what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?
As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Narrow-minded party of the first part athletic conference I like the ascii art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: Rambunctious zombie-like cruise ship HAHA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Talented gas station wow, that went right over your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: Heady Puce Market That is disrespectful to my faith......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: mauve dilemma nibblets Interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356) |
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM Author: Pink space milk A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: stubborn stag film indians hate sand niggers as much as us... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM Author: Pink space milk I thought we were the sand niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter No, the racists call you 'curry coons.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: Pink space milk Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter What does this have to do with Mormons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: Pink space milk Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: Pink space milk I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Pink space milk He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: Pink space milk yes, that's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: mauve dilemma nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Big-titted Confused Pistol Stain God's penis is about 3"
this is based on sound, scientific research.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM Author: Big-titted Confused Pistol Stain why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: hyperventilating titillating hunting ground Oh yeah. I.. uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Mewling charismatic queen of the night Classic exchange:
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: petrodollar
>--}--> [] []
*crashes into plucot's north tower*
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Evan-2000
Holy shit hahaha
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: plucot
i still don't get it.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: petrodollar
@] [] <--{--<
*crashes into plucot's south tower*
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM Author: Vivacious mental disorder voyeur Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Vivacious mental disorder voyeur This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter "god creating man in his image"
Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.
' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '
If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being? |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM Author: exciting filthy field If you were God, who would you have sex with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: Vivacious mental disorder voyeur Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."
If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever. |
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Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM Author: Domesticated Rebellious Factory Reset Button Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM Author: ebony digit ratio Pee pee bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM Author: Violent private investor i didnt know god was black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Ah. This thread has some of my better work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM Author: Haunting set clown Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro
>--}--> [] []
*crashes into plucot's north tower* |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM Author: Arrogant main people giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM Author: Comical nursing home sandwich tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: Rambunctious zombie-like cruise ship thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM Author: slimy exhilarant death wish Dangle, dangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Razzle Poppy Trump Supporter Ah, Mormons... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle pocket flask Cut or uncut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155) |