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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
what??
charismatic zippy roommate
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
Cracking fear-inspiring milk
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
Guidos.
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
...
Contagious bistre goal in life hell
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
..
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
big space
  02/14/05
HAHA!
marvelous site puppy
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
sick diverse principal's office place of business
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
vigorous old irish cottage
  02/14/05
Interesting.
spectacular doobsian area
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
charismatic zippy roommate
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Mauve glittery range
  02/14/05
...
spectacular doobsian area
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Nofapping Ticket Booth
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Nofapping Ticket Booth
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
Ivory sandwich
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
flirting lodge double fault
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
Overrated Infuriating Theater
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface
  08/12/05
...
mahogany sinister alpha
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
rose racy piazza
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
Hairraiser seedy dysfunction
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
Fighting abnormal parlor
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
Titillating submissive hospital antidepressant drug
  07/06/06
...
Amber idea he suggested crotch
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
Fighting abnormal parlor
  09/07/06
tytyty
boyish laser beams preventive strike
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
marvelous site puppy
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
dashing pink pervert school
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
Fighting abnormal parlor
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
Heady judgmental quadroon depressive
  12/12/06





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: charismatic zippy roommate

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Cracking fear-inspiring milk

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious bistre goal in life hell
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: big space

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous site puppy

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: sick diverse principal's office place of business

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: vigorous old irish cottage

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: spectacular doobsian area

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: charismatic zippy roommate

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Mauve glittery range

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: spectacular doobsian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Nofapping Ticket Booth

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Nofapping Ticket Booth

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Ivory sandwich

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: flirting lodge double fault

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: Overrated Infuriating Theater

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Carmine mind-boggling pit ratface

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: mahogany sinister alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: rose racy piazza

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser seedy dysfunction

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Titillating submissive hospital antidepressant drug

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Amber idea he suggested crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: boyish laser beams preventive strike

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous site puppy

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: dashing pink pervert school

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Fighting abnormal parlor

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: Heady judgmental quadroon depressive

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)