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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: contagious french weed whacker therapy what?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM Author: mind-boggling halford hospital Quiet, the spic is opining on white society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.
Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes Haha, yeah they're still fair game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Guidos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes I'm German-Irish... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: racy bearded factory reset button Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Wazzup, coolie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.
*Full House theme plays in background* |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration >--}--> [] []
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes Holy shit hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency i still don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration @] [] <--{--<
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?
As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: lilac voyeur milk I like the ascii art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring federal principal's office sound barrier HAHA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Maize Nibblets Gunner wow, that went right over your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: Gay Round Eye That is disrespectful to my faith......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: Diverse saffron prole senate Interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356) |
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: contagious french weed whacker therapy indians hate sand niggers as much as us... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency I thought we were the sand niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration No, the racists call you 'curry coons.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration What does this have to do with Mormons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: big-titted turquoise international law enforcement agency yes, that's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: Diverse saffron prole senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Massive topaz theater knife God's penis is about 3"
this is based on sound, scientific research.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM Author: Massive topaz theater knife why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: Transparent Shrine Useless Brakes Oh yeah. I.. uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Arousing Glassy Giraffe Classic exchange:
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: petrodollar
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(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Evan-2000
Holy shit hahaha
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: plucot
i still don't get it.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: petrodollar
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(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone razzle-dazzle ratface sanctuary Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone razzle-dazzle ratface sanctuary This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration "god creating man in his image"
Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.
' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '
If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being? |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM Author: sepia parlour hominid If you were God, who would you have sex with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone razzle-dazzle ratface sanctuary Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."
If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever. |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM Author: Hideous rambunctious boistinker windowlicker i didnt know god was black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Ah. This thread has some of my better work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring federal principal's office sound barrier thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM Author: wonderful nowag people who are hurt Dangle, dangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Rose hall internal respiration Ah, Mormons... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM Author: translucent stage Cut or uncut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155) |