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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
what??
Aquamarine preventive strike
  02/14/05
Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.
Confused coral principal's office stain
  11/03/06
See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can ...
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine. Mormo...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping peop...
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Haha, yeah they're still fair game
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
Guidos.
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
I'm German-Irish...
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
...
topaz trip bawdyhouse
  08/12/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
Wazzup, coolie?
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in Indi...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. ...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about ...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
>--}--> [] [] *crashes into plucot's north tower*
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Holy shit hahaha
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
i still don't get it.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
@] [] <--{--< *crashes into plucot's south tower*
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
..
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
I like the ascii art.
heady salmon therapy
  02/14/05
HAHA!
Tan Step-uncle's House Indirect Expression
  09/07/06
wow, that went right over your head
haunting supple menage
  02/14/05
That is disrespectful to my faith.........
irradiated piazza
  02/14/05
Interesting.
Sooty theater stage mexican
  02/14/05
A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the ...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
indians hate sand niggers as much as us...
Aquamarine preventive strike
  02/14/05
I thought we were the sand niggers.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with tha...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
What does this have to do with Mormons?
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who w...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
He did mention something weird . . he was talking about som...
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestor...
pink comical jewess
  02/14/05
yes, that's right.
Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag
  02/14/05
...
Sooty theater stage mexican
  02/14/05
God's penis is about 3" this is based on sound, scie...
Pale big trailer park halford
  02/14/05
Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?
Pale big trailer park halford
  02/14/05
Oh yeah. I.. uh...
ruby violent volcanic crater
  02/14/05
Classic exchange: Reply Date: February 14th, 20...
Very Tactful Green Lodge Dopamine
  02/14/05
Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a peni...
pink comical jewess
  08/12/05
Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god h...
Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band
  08/12/05
Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He...
pink comical jewess
  08/12/05
This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to rec...
Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band
  08/12/05
"god creating man in his image" Which raises al...
pink comical jewess
  08/12/05
If you were God, who would you have sex with?
Fragrant Business Firm Liquid Oxygen
  08/12/05
Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect an...
pink comical jewess
  08/12/05
Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are say...
Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band
  08/12/05
...
chestnut appetizing office hunting ground
  01/29/06
Pee pee bump.
Excitant legend corn cake
  02/13/06
i didnt know god was black.
soul-stirring point
  02/13/06
Ah. This thread has some of my better work.
pink comical jewess
  02/13/06
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: ¶etro >...
fear-inspiring plaza
  07/06/06
...
Carmine concupiscible sanctuary
  07/20/06
As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?
pink comical jewess
  09/07/06
tytyty
fluffy theater
  09/07/06
thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this ...
Tan Step-uncle's House Indirect Expression
  09/07/06
Dangle, dangle.
hideous aqua hell giraffe
  11/03/06
Ah, Mormons...
pink comical jewess
  12/12/06
Cut or uncut?
Swashbuckling coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/06


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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: Aquamarine preventive strike

what??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Confused coral principal's office stain

Quiet, the spic is opining on white society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.

Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127360)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

Haha, yeah they're still fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

Guidos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

I'm German-Irish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392)





Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: topaz trip bawdyhouse
Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

Wazzup, coolie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.

*Full House theme plays in background*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127480)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127510)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

i still don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127569)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: pink comical jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: heady salmon therapy

I like the ascii art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Tan Step-uncle's House Indirect Expression

HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: haunting supple menage

wow, that went right over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: irradiated piazza

That is disrespectful to my faith.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: Sooty theater stage mexican

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine preventive strike

indians hate sand niggers as much as us...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

I thought we were the sand niggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

No, the racists call you 'curry coons.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

What does this have to do with Mormons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: pink comical jewess

Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Avocado overrated philosopher-king nowag

yes, that's right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: Sooty theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Pale big trailer park halford

God's penis is about 3"

this is based on sound, scientific research.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127555)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Pale big trailer park halford

why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587)





Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: ruby violent volcanic crater

Oh yeah. I.. uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603)





Date: February 14th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Very Tactful Green Lodge Dopamine

Classic exchange:

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: petrodollar

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127510)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM

Author: Evan-2000

Holy shit hahaha

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127513)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM

Author: plucot

i still don't get it.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127549)

Reply

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM

Author: petrodollar

@] [] <--{--<

*crashes into plucot's south tower*

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172#2127569)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130803)





Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band

Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band

This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

"god creating man in his image"

Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.

' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '

If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572219)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Business Firm Liquid Oxygen

If you were God, who would you have sex with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267)





Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Useless Brakes Elastic Band

Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."

If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572272)





Date: January 29th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#4935509)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:26 PM
Author: Excitant legend corn cake

Pee pee bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076753)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring point

i didnt know god was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763)





Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

Ah. This thread has some of my better work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: fear-inspiring plaza

Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM

Author: ¶etro

>--}--> [] []

*crashes into plucot's north tower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6149632)





Date: July 20th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Carmine concupiscible sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6254102)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

As long as we're bumping my threads, how about this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573952)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: fluffy theater

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573960)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM
Author: Tan Step-uncle's House Indirect Expression

thanks, you are single-handedly keeping me entertained this evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573981)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM
Author: hideous aqua hell giraffe

Dangle, dangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: pink comical jewess

Ah, Mormons...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142)





Date: December 12th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap

Cut or uncut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206155)