*watches in horror as Whokebe floats across the DMV*
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 8:57 PM Author: Stirring House
We'd all been waiting for hours. A few of us had books and magazines. A few played on their phones. Some had iPods. Most just stared dejectedly into space.
The sole DMV employee working, a fat black woman with a face that looked almost impossibly like a hippo's, was sitting heavily in a strained plastic chair at the front window. She was snapping her gum and talking on the phone to an invisible third party, a voice she referred to only as "Laquisha."
A little girl waiting with her dad started to cry.
Suddenly the double doors of the DMV flew open, and in swept leaves and street debris. We all looked on in horror as Whokebe entered.
He was not standing or even walking. Rather, his toes were pointed downwards and hovered inches above the floor. His knees were slightly bent. His head was tilted downwards and he had his eyes on the DMV worker. He was glaring at her with great fury.
The fat black woman gasped and her eyes widened. She tried to get up from her chair but was too heavy and had a hard time doing so. As she struggled, Whokebe began floating towards her, with death in his eyes.
We all screamed at what happened next.
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