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26 yrs old virgin. about to get a hooker. taking Qs
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:37 AM Author: Drab razzle-dazzle ceo orchestra pit just turned 26 today. im bored, so decided to get a hooker to become a real man. ask away |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:38 AM Author: cerise comical boistinker stage its your birthday you should be out celebrating with friends! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15785728) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Gold sanctuary this drove me to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788425) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: cerise comical boistinker stage i am looking back at what i wrote last night and hope i didn't hurt his feelings :(
bdays should be spent with friends, not hookers tho |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:55 PM Author: Laughsome green house prole congratulations. you have made one of the best decisions of your life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787364) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: autistic appetizing point Seems like a reasonable solution to a real problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15792027) |
Date: August 14th, 2010 4:39 AM Author: Mildly autistic theater good luck man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15785733) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: Hideous quadroon http://www.jerrysofficecherrys.com/Models/Nicolette.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787343) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:27 PM Author: Nudist piazza Where did you find THAT ttt site? Half the girls are disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788387) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: indigo provocative chapel I think you're supposed to fuck the other half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788513) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:53 PM Author: Swashbuckling Pale Yarmulke Station thought this was estrada (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787348) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: Grizzly codepig generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787375) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface Whats wrong with you? Seriously, why have you not gotten laid yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788052) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:27 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce Why are you selling out, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788389) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: medicated exhilarant love of her life ape congrats, tell us how it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788395) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: Ruddy Church Building God damn...how does one get to 26 w/out losing his virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788398) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: spectacular masturbator it's more common than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788401) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface are there stats out on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788408) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce Not that hard. Once you get to 21 you sort of hit cruise control.
Odds are I'll be a 26 year old virgin in a few years. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface ????
explain why you haven't been able to get laid thus far? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce I'm just that talented, dawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788440) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface :( it must be really bad, sowwwieee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788457) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce nah man, I'm cool with it
I had some offers in college and turned them down |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: dun odious pocket flask you're clearly a faggot as anyone who's ever read anything you've written could've told your faggot ass a long time ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15792075) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Ruddy Church Building Why? Fat? Ugly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788423) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Bateful Bull Headed Macaca Library did you get into LS at like 20 or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788424) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce no, 21 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788445) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: bistre roast beef how old are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788433) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Razzle Aqua Wrinkle Lettuce will be 25 very soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788472) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: spectacular masturbator this thread is depressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788399) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: fantasy-prone nursing home hissy fit aren't you a virgin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788415) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface lol do you have any GF's who decide to do something like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788426) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: bistre roast beef this seems pretty emasculating actually, not a "becoming a real man" rite of passage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788400) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Underhanded boiling water national security agency He'll fuck a hot chick. I'm not seeing the advantage of bagging a drunk bar slut fatty over what he's doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788465) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Talented High-end Business Firm Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788481) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Bateful Bull Headed Macaca Library STDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788482) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Underhanded boiling water national security agency Are you referring to the drunk bar slut fatty or the hooker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788496) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Bateful Bull Headed Macaca Library hooker I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788511) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea Bar sluts aren't exactly squeeky clean, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791147) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface Self confidence bro. At least he will be able to say he got a chick without paying her (even if she is a fat, drunk slore and he dropped $80 on the tab). A lot of doods have their first experience drunk and then go on a none stop pussy bashing fest after that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788501) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:37 PM Author: Underhanded boiling water national security agency As long as he earned the money, he earned the girl. And I'm not a bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788533) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: fantasy-prone nursing home hissy fit how many hookers has fish banged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788590) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:44 PM Author: Underhanded boiling water national security agency None. Being pro-hooker is more my thing than his. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788621) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:45 PM Author: fantasy-prone nursing home hissy fit no, but seriously, how many hookers has your husband banged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788630) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:57 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea 0. Doesn't mean I wouldn't if I were in OP's position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791170) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea "At least he will be able to say he got a chick without paying her (even if she is a fat, drunk slore and he dropped $80 on the tab)."
Wtf is the sense in this? He can bang an 8.5 by paying her $200 or a 2-3 by paying $80 for drinks? And the latter is somehow better? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:47 PM Author: bistre roast beef well basically he's a horny 26 yo virgin who hasnt managed to score ANYTHING in the past decade or so, and now has to PAY to lose his virginity. yeah, a REAL MAN ofsofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788648) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: Seedy cerebral mad-dog skullcap he's aware that he is a loser. You want to rub it in, why exactly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788856) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: bistre roast beef the emasculating post was for op, where i thought i was being nice but conveying that i thought this was probably not a good idea the mean post was for MND, b/c she's stupid so i had to get through to her somehow, now didnt i? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 9:28 PM Author: Seedy cerebral mad-dog skullcap i am pro-being-mean-to-mandy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15790519) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea This isn't to say he couldn't have hit on drunk 2-3s that would fuck anything. He might just think that is fucking disgusting and prefer to bang an hot chick even if it means costing a bit more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791156) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:38 PM Author: Laughsome green house prole it would " seem so" but your body cant tell the difference ( well it * can * tell the difference between madly in love sex and reg gf sex but it * cannot* tell the difference between regular GF sex and escort sex.)
i know you girls which that wasnt the case and that you weren't as expendable as you actually are. sorry |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: chest-beating faggotry good post
op is going to have his cock and balls stimulated and ejaculate everywhere gg |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Bateful Bull Headed Macaca Library SUMMON: Basement Virgin Worrying About STDs Master Man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788488) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:08 PM Author: Seedy cerebral mad-dog skullcap I hope you do research on erotic review or eros guide or whatever, other wise getting trannypwned could scar you for life.
Or you'll get your kidney stolen. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: stimulating avocado stage i don't think this is a good idea. you're going to cum in 5 thrusts, that HARDLY counts as losing your virginity. what i think you should do is go on match//okcupid and start messaging decent girls. ime, the girls on those site (particularly okcupid) are down to fuck quickly. they'll also understand that the first time having sex with someone is often bad, so they'll stick around a for a few sessions. to have decent sex, you need to do it at least a few times with the same person. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Floppy Costumed Ratface very very credited. that will actually help you get your life on track. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788912) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: Seedy cerebral mad-dog skullcap "often bad" is not what you would call a 26 year old virgin's first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15790506) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea "you're going to cum in 5 thrusts, that HARDLY counts as losing your virginity."
Oh come on, this is how EVERYONE loses their virginity whether it is with someone paid or not. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: Boyish native community account took me half an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791209) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea Seriously? I can't do half an hour of pumping if I haven't had sex recently. No way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791216) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: Sepia bearded hall dysfunction 26 year old virgins probably masturbate 26 times a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791772) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:32 AM Author: amber tripping church marketing idea I doubt it. If you have that kind of sex drive you'd get a hooker at 18 when your first student loan check arrives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791841) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: Jet sexy preventive strike plaza MAny Happy Returns, dood! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791848) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 5:46 PM Author: at-the-ready goyim did you go through with it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15869784) |