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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
slap-happy navy double fault
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
bright fluffy senate
  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
Flushed contagious native son of senegal
  07/04/08
You've done better.
racy toilet seat hall
  03/01/05
IB?
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
Tripping locus candlestick maker
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
sable library
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
bright fluffy senate
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
bright fluffy senate
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
chest-beating swashbuckling field
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
appetizing site
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
hilarious twinkling puppy indian lodge
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
hilarious twinkling puppy indian lodge
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
bright fluffy senate
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
bright fluffy senate
  03/01/05
okay
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
Walnut exhilarant point
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
Silver Piazza Mexican
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
multi-colored ebony persian
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
Scarlet floppy nursing home
  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
multi-colored ebony persian
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
self-centered giraffe circlehead
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
Domesticated Therapy
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
anal national brethren
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
Topaz Odious Box Office
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
dun sex offender
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
appetizing site
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
racy toilet seat hall
  03/01/05
Engineer?
appetizing site
  03/01/05
Nice catch
racy toilet seat hall
  03/01/05
Had to be.
appetizing site
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
crystalline massive den
  03/29/05
Horrid
Topaz Odious Box Office
  03/01/05
credited
laughsome shaky shrine
  04/21/07
...
Lake market
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
appetizing site
  03/01/05
...
Lake market
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/03/05
...
Lake market
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
appetizing site
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
costumed kink-friendly fortuitous meteor rehab
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  03/09/05
...
Lake market
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  03/29/05
...
Lake market
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
khaki messiness area
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
crystalline massive den
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
Stirring milky voyeur
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
ocher seedy genital piercing set
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
khaki messiness area
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
Doobsian hairraiser dysfunction
  03/29/05
...
Heady Wild Gas Station Cuckoldry
  12/03/07
...
histrionic base depressive
  05/30/05
...
histrionic base depressive
  06/01/05
How rewd
Topaz Odious Box Office
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
Underhanded insecure bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
appetizing site
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
Crusty mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/05
...
Medicated goal in life
  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
razzle nofapping mother pervert
  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
Medicated goal in life
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
razzle nofapping mother pervert
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
Aphrodisiac slate affirmative action stage
  09/02/05
racist
Rusted Maniacal Laser Beams Jap
  09/02/05
a classic
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
Lascivious blood rage
  09/02/05
...
crystalline massive den
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
irradiated buff roommate fanboi
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
irradiated buff roommate fanboi
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
vivacious yellow wrinkle hospital
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
irradiated buff roommate fanboi
  11/01/05
Come on!
irradiated buff roommate fanboi
  02/24/06
dinner is served
beady-eyed place of business
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
canary bat shit crazy multi-billionaire
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
irradiated buff roommate fanboi
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Mustard dead legend famous landscape painting
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
razzle nofapping mother pervert
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
razzmatazz pit prole
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
fishy vigorous state
  01/26/06
...
spruce stage cumskin
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
low-t rough-skinned spot wagecucks
  12/02/05
same
Turquoise Doctorate Clown
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  12/02/05
i think so
Adventurous Chartreuse Tanning Salon Party Of The First Part
  05/28/07
...
abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
Purple people who are hurt locale
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
Disrespectful mood school cafeteria
  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
Copper headpube nowag
  12/04/05
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  01/05/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  01/06/06
Bump
Angry bearded hunting ground forum
  01/13/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  01/18/06
awesome
Flatulent cocky abode partner
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
alcoholic exciting stag film
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
Sick friendly grandma business firm
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  02/23/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  02/02/06
...
beady-eyed place of business
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
Sick friendly grandma business firm
  02/09/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
Lilac harsh juggernaut
  02/15/06
lolz
Spectacular Magenta Station Reading Party
  02/16/06
Bump!
Lilac harsh juggernaut
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
khaki messiness area
  02/17/06
bump.
razzmatazz pit prole
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
Mentally Impaired Coiffed Crotch Sanctuary
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
dashing scourge upon the earth property
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
razzmatazz pit prole
  02/19/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  02/21/06
...
White orchestra pit
  02/23/06
...
indigo ungodly tattoo
  03/06/06
...
beady-eyed place of business
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
appetizing site
  04/07/06
you still post here?
Painfully honest glittery cruise ship
  04/07/06
hi strom
beady-eyed place of business
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
Painfully honest glittery cruise ship
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
chestnut 180 range
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
Cruel-hearted jewess
  04/07/06
racist drivel
free-loading hyperventilating mediation
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
orchid bossy useless brakes
  04/07/06
wow.
sepia soggy address
  04/18/06
nigga plz
flirting razzle-dazzle location
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
Violent hairy legs menage
  04/30/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  05/04/06
...
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  05/04/06
bump.
Charismatic nighttime milk death wish
  05/04/06
...
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
Big adulterous church building
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
histrionic base depressive
  05/25/06
too early
Violent hairy legs menage
  05/25/06
?
histrionic base depressive
  05/25/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  05/10/06
...
Violent hairy legs menage
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
indigo ungodly tattoo
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
histrionic base depressive
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
indigo ungodly tattoo
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
sepia soggy address
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
Pink zombie-like office
  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
Bateful Hateful French Chef
  07/06/06
...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
dull passionate ticket booth karate
  07/13/06
...
histrionic base depressive
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
Vibrant Water Buffalo Legal Warrant
  07/28/06
...
Violent hairy legs menage
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
Metal liquid oxygen main people
  09/18/06
...
Hairless smoky dragon
  10/01/06
kickass
shimmering high-end gay wizard gaming laptop
  10/01/06
bump
razzmatazz pit prole
  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy
  10/08/06
It's back.
shimmering high-end gay wizard gaming laptop
  10/13/06
171
confused yarmulke
  10/30/06
...
Thirsty generalized bond shitlib
  11/19/06
...
appetizing site
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
electric regret newt
  12/13/06
I live in the past...
appetizing site
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
stimulating azure travel guidebook organic girlfriend
  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
appetizing site
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
stimulating azure travel guidebook organic girlfriend
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
electric regret newt
  12/13/06
...
titillating irate dopamine hominid
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
Maroon Embarrassed To The Bone Theatre
  12/18/06
.
motley charcoal brunch ceo
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
Cream windowlicker tank
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
Green casino
  01/13/07
yes
mind-boggling carmine azn elastic band
  01/13/07
agreed
Green casino
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Pale provocative half-breed
  02/06/07
...
Green casino
  03/05/07
...
Painfully honest glittery cruise ship
  03/07/07
...
Bistre excitant weed whacker indirect expression
  03/07/07
love
gaped church skinny woman
  03/15/07
...
Flatulent cocky abode partner
  04/10/07
still epic
Fear-inspiring queen of the night theater
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
Honey-headed Supple Ape Space
  04/21/07
Bump
Lilac harsh juggernaut
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
brindle love of her life
  05/03/07
...
Soul-stirring grizzly dilemma coffee pot
  05/20/07
WGWAG
Galvanic step-uncle's house black woman
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
Maize Stubborn Preventive Strike
  06/16/07
...
Misunderstood indecent heaven cuck
  07/12/07
quality bump
Pontificating old irish cottage
  07/12/07
b
Wonderful lodge
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
talented pungent parlor kitty
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
Wonderful lodge
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
razzmatazz pit prole
  07/26/07
...
claret mischievous really tough guy crackhouse
  08/10/07
...
multi-colored ebony persian
  08/25/07
NIGGER
Honey-headed Supple Ape Space
  09/19/07
Oh no.
hyperactive stain
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
autistic philosopher-king
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
Scarlet floppy nursing home
  10/28/07
...
Cracking parlour boiling water
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
Crawly Mental Disorder Factory Reset Button
  11/30/07
...
hot bull headed international law enforcement agency national security agency
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
Boyish red potus
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
Boyish red potus
  01/29/08
NO.
Boyish red potus
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
Boyish red potus
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
At-the-ready University
  02/07/08
lolFUCKINtastic, fuck
Mewling electric furnace
  02/07/08
Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it the...
Chocolate center
  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
Boyish red potus
  03/03/08
...
Rebellious associate
  05/12/08
classic
Lilac harsh juggernaut
  05/12/08
bar review bump
Boyish red potus
  05/29/08
...
drunken fat ankles garrison
  07/05/08
tcb
razzmatazz pit prole
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...
hot bull headed international law enforcement agency national security agency
  07/18/08
sublime
Tan Private Investor
  07/18/08
...
Flushed contagious native son of senegal
  09/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: appetizing site

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: slap-happy navy double fault

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: bright fluffy senate

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: Flushed contagious native son of senegal

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: racy toilet seat hall

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: anal national brethren

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: Tripping locus candlestick maker

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: sable library

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: appetizing site

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: appetizing site

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: bright fluffy senate

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: anal national brethren

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: appetizing site

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: bright fluffy senate

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: anal national brethren

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: appetizing site

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: anal national brethren

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: chest-beating swashbuckling field

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: appetizing site

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: hilarious twinkling puppy indian lodge

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: hilarious twinkling puppy indian lodge

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: bright fluffy senate

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: anal national brethren

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: bright fluffy senate

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Walnut exhilarant point

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Silver Piazza Mexican

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: multi-colored ebony persian

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Scarlet floppy nursing home

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: multi-colored ebony persian

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: self-centered giraffe circlehead

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Domesticated Therapy

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: anal national brethren

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Topaz Odious Box Office

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: dun sex offender

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: appetizing site

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: racy toilet seat hall

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing site

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: racy toilet seat hall

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing site

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: crystalline massive den

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Topaz Odious Box Office
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: laughsome shaky shrine

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: Lake market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing site

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Lake market

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Lake market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing site

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: costumed kink-friendly fortuitous meteor rehab

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Lake market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Lake market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: khaki messiness area

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: crystalline massive den

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring milky voyeur

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: ocher seedy genital piercing set

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: khaki messiness area

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Doobsian hairraiser dysfunction

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Heady Wild Gas Station Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: histrionic base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: histrionic base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: Topaz Odious Box Office

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Underhanded insecure bawdyhouse idea he suggested

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing site

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Crusty mad-dog skullcap

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Medicated goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: razzle nofapping mother pervert

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Medicated goal in life

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: razzle nofapping mother pervert

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slate affirmative action stage

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Rusted Maniacal Laser Beams Jap

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious blood rage

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: crystalline massive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: irradiated buff roommate fanboi

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: irradiated buff roommate fanboi

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: vivacious yellow wrinkle hospital

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: irradiated buff roommate fanboi

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: irradiated buff roommate fanboi

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed place of business

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: canary bat shit crazy multi-billionaire

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: irradiated buff roommate fanboi

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Mustard dead legend famous landscape painting

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: razzle nofapping mother pervert

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: fishy vigorous state

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: spruce stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: low-t rough-skinned spot wagecucks

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Turquoise Doctorate Clown

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Chartreuse Tanning Salon Party Of The First Part

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine personal credit line ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: Purple people who are hurt locale

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Disrespectful mood school cafeteria

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Copper headpube nowag

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: Angry bearded hunting ground forum

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: Flatulent cocky abode partner

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: alcoholic exciting stag film

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Sick friendly grandma business firm

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Sick friendly grandma business firm

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Lilac harsh juggernaut

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: Spectacular Magenta Station Reading Party

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: Lilac harsh juggernaut

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: khaki messiness area

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Coiffed Crotch Sanctuary

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: dashing scourge upon the earth property

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: White orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: indigo ungodly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: appetizing site

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest glittery cruise ship

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed place of business

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Painfully honest glittery cruise ship

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: chestnut 180 range

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted jewess

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: free-loading hyperventilating mediation

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: orchid bossy useless brakes

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: sepia soggy address

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: flirting razzle-dazzle location

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Violent hairy legs menage

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: Charismatic nighttime milk death wish

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Big adulterous church building

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: histrionic base depressive

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Violent hairy legs menage

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: histrionic base depressive

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: Violent hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: indigo ungodly tattoo

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: histrionic base depressive

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: indigo ungodly tattoo

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: sepia soggy address

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Pink zombie-like office

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Bateful Hateful French Chef

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: dull passionate ticket booth karate

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: histrionic base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Water Buffalo Legal Warrant

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Violent hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Metal liquid oxygen main people

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: Hairless smoky dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: shimmering high-end gay wizard gaming laptop

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: bearded brass antidepressant drug ladyboy

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: shimmering high-end gay wizard gaming laptop

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: confused yarmulke

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Thirsty generalized bond shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: appetizing site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: electric regret newt

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: appetizing site

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating azure travel guidebook organic girlfriend

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: appetizing site

ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: stimulating azure travel guidebook organic girlfriend

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control Concupiscible Alpha

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: electric regret newt

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: titillating irate dopamine hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: Maroon Embarrassed To The Bone Theatre

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: motley charcoal brunch ceo

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Cream windowlicker tank

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: Green casino

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling carmine azn elastic band

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: Green casino

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Pale provocative half-breed

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Green casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Painfully honest glittery cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Bistre excitant weed whacker indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: gaped church skinny woman

love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Flatulent cocky abode partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring queen of the night theater

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Supple Ape Space

stress relief bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: Lilac harsh juggernaut

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: brindle love of her life

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring grizzly dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic step-uncle's house black woman

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Maize Stubborn Preventive Strike

Damn this is offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood indecent heaven cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: Pontificating old irish cottage

quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Wonderful lodge

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: talented pungent parlor kitty

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Wonderful lodge

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: claret mischievous really tough guy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: multi-colored ebony persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Supple Ape Space

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: hyperactive stain

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: autistic philosopher-king

Oh yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Scarlet floppy nursing home

a gift from me to the xoxo noobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Cracking parlour boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Crawly Mental Disorder Factory Reset Button

this really isn't very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: hot bull headed international law enforcement agency national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: Boyish red potus

DON'T FLUSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: Boyish red potus

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: Boyish red potus

NO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: Boyish red potus

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready University

*sprinkles pubes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: Mewling electric furnace

lolFUCKINtastic, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: Chocolate center

Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it their Yale 250. Like a 4.0 178 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: Boyish red potus

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:06 AM
Author: Rebellious associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770857)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: Lilac harsh juggernaut

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770859)





Date: May 29th, 2008 10:09 AM
Author: Boyish red potus

bar review bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9838940)





Date: July 5th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: drunken fat ankles garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9947393)





Date: July 5th, 2008 10:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit prole

tcb

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