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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
Judgmental sanctuary trump supporter
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
Smoky Tanning Salon Clown
  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
appetizing station
  07/04/08
You've done better.
Arousing patrolman
  03/01/05
IB?
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
deranged party of the first part
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
jet-lagged property
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
Smoky Tanning Salon Clown
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
Smoky Tanning Salon Clown
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
White fragrant native water buffalo
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
submissive state gaping
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
submissive state gaping
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
Smoky Tanning Salon Clown
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
Smoky Tanning Salon Clown
  03/01/05
okay
multi-colored parlour
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
free-loading soul-stirring business firm messiness
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
Filthy kitchen electric furnace
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
ultramarine windowlicker
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
Pale bearded milk location
  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
ultramarine windowlicker
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
diverse field personal credit line
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
chestnut boltzmann
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
gaped athletic conference
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
Comical Point Roommate
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
Talking dashing house idiot
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
Arousing patrolman
  03/01/05
Engineer?
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
Nice catch
Arousing patrolman
  03/01/05
Had to be.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage
  03/29/05
Horrid
Comical Point Roommate
  03/01/05
credited
sticky vivacious piazza immigrant
  04/21/07
...
Doobsian Wild Lay Tank
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/01/05
...
Doobsian Wild Lay Tank
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/03/05
...
Doobsian Wild Lay Tank
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
Garnet Rigpig
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
Jade Heaven Chad
  03/09/05
...
Doobsian Wild Lay Tank
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  03/29/05
...
Doobsian Wild Lay Tank
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
racy generalized bond
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
rebellious startled halford
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
Primrose quadroon twinkling uncleanness
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
racy generalized bond
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
Spectacular love of her life
  03/29/05
...
Silver Bossy Temple
  12/03/07
...
Buff 180 Telephone
  05/30/05
...
Buff 180 Telephone
  06/01/05
How rewd
Comical Point Roommate
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
Ivory dilemma
  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
violent razzle-dazzle corner famous landscape painting
  07/06/05
...
Seedy khaki space liquid oxygen
  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
aquamarine nursing home potus
  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
Seedy khaki space liquid oxygen
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
aquamarine nursing home potus
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
Excitant amber church building multi-billionaire
  09/02/05
racist
puce bateful wrinkle
  09/02/05
a classic
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
iridescent gas station stain
  09/02/05
...
Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
electric headpube
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
electric headpube
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
Opaque Church Knife
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
electric headpube
  11/01/05
Come on!
electric headpube
  02/24/06
dinner is served
glittery bright sound barrier jew
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
Yellow National Security Agency Philosopher-king
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
electric headpube
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Dun address persian
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
aquamarine nursing home potus
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
histrionic spot
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
Odious slimy set legend
  01/26/06
...
Bistre vibrant place of business
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
rusted offensive area jap
  12/02/05
same
vermilion low-t international law enforcement agency
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  12/02/05
i think so
concupiscible pit
  05/28/07
...
Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
adventurous azure trailer park
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
contagious twisted weed whacker
  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
self-absorbed nudist fanboi
  12/04/05
...
multi-colored parlour
  01/05/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  01/06/06
Bump
fiercely-loyal degenerate new version
  01/13/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  01/18/06
awesome
Hyperventilating Stimulating School Cafeteria
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
Scarlet floppy stag film hominid
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
Disgusting Feces
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  02/23/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  02/02/06
...
glittery bright sound barrier jew
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
Disgusting Feces
  02/09/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino
  02/15/06
lolz
godawful rose codepig giraffe
  02/16/06
Bump!
Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
racy generalized bond
  02/17/06
bump.
histrionic spot
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
Orange Box Office Prole
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
Razzle ceo national
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
histrionic spot
  02/19/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  02/21/06
...
Maroon At-the-ready Plaza
  02/23/06
...
provocative angry marketing idea
  03/06/06
...
glittery bright sound barrier jew
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  04/07/06
you still post here?
Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman
  04/07/06
hi strom
glittery bright sound barrier jew
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
Exhilarant orchid site trust fund
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
Heady painfully honest menage
  04/07/06
racist drivel
erotic irradiated public bath wagecucks
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
Motley cumskin
  04/07/06
wow.
Cordovan aphrodisiac stock car
  04/18/06
nigga plz
Clear french jewess
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
Massive Goyim Mental Disorder
  04/30/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  05/04/06
...
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  05/04/06
bump.
Coral principal's office round eye
  05/04/06
...
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
Impressive Volcanic Crater Lodge
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
Buff 180 Telephone
  05/25/06
too early
Massive Goyim Mental Disorder
  05/25/06
?
Buff 180 Telephone
  05/25/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  05/10/06
...
Massive Goyim Mental Disorder
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
provocative angry marketing idea
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
Buff 180 Telephone
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
provocative angry marketing idea
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
Cordovan aphrodisiac stock car
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
lascivious queen of the night goal in life
  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
sadistic hairy legs
  07/06/06
...
multi-colored parlour
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
multi-colored parlour
  07/13/06
...
Buff 180 Telephone
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
dead resort
  07/28/06
...
Massive Goyim Mental Disorder
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
alcoholic factory reset button market
  09/18/06
...
zombie-like cracking home boiling water
  10/01/06
kickass
Turquoise Son Of Senegal Mexican
  10/01/06
bump
histrionic spot
  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
Jade Heaven Chad
  10/08/06
It's back.
Turquoise Son Of Senegal Mexican
  10/13/06
171
vigorous stage roast beef
  10/30/06
...
wonderful aggressive theater stage
  11/19/06
...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
Tantric gaming laptop private investor
  12/13/06
I live in the past...
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
supple stead
  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
supple stead
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
Charismatic Foreskin Toaster
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
Tantric gaming laptop private investor
  12/13/06
...
fear-inspiring gay wizard selfie
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
Fuchsia parlor
  12/18/06
.
Frozen really tough guy
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
Talented travel guidebook
  01/13/07
yes
Trip Hell Dingle Berry
  01/13/07
agreed
Talented travel guidebook
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Startling pozpig library
  02/06/07
...
Talented travel guidebook
  03/05/07
...
Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman
  03/07/07
...
Mind-boggling Medicated Crackhouse Becky
  03/07/07
love
Galvanic hall
  03/15/07
...
Hyperventilating Stimulating School Cafeteria
  04/10/07
still epic
claret voyeur
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
Hateful center coldplay fan
  04/21/07
Bump
Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
Fishy Puppy
  05/03/07
...
Hairless swashbuckling institution
  05/20/07
WGWAG
Transparent therapy locus
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
Sinister curious theatre
  06/16/07
...
Abusive Honey-headed Orchestra Pit
  07/12/07
quality bump
Naked Titillating Stage Lettuce
  07/12/07
b
Ruby very tactful senate mood
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
twinkling aromatic scourge upon the earth
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
Ruby very tactful senate mood
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
histrionic spot
  07/26/07
...
green coffee pot
  08/10/07
...
ultramarine windowlicker
  08/25/07
NIGGER
Hateful center coldplay fan
  09/19/07
Oh no.
well-lubricated partner
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
spruce abode
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
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  10/28/07
...
Pea-brained topaz half-breed cruise ship
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
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  11/30/07
...
Big indian lodge ratface
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
Indecent faggot firefighter rehab
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
Indecent faggot firefighter rehab
  01/29/08
NO.
Indecent faggot firefighter rehab
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
Indecent faggot firefighter rehab
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
Passionate Forum
  02/07/08
lolFUCKINtastic, fuck
exciting bearded brethren main people
  02/07/08
Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it the...
Beady-eyed Den Macaca
  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
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  03/03/08
...
Dark thriller chapel
  05/12/08
classic
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  05/12/08
bar review bump
Indecent faggot firefighter rehab
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  07/05/08
tcb
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  07/18/08
sublime
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appetizing station
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Judgmental sanctuary trump supporter

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon Clown

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: appetizing station

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: deranged party of the first part

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged property

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon Clown

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon Clown

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: White fragrant native water buffalo

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: submissive state gaping

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: submissive state gaping

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon Clown

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon Clown

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: free-loading soul-stirring business firm messiness

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Filthy kitchen electric furnace

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: ultramarine windowlicker

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Pale bearded milk location

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: ultramarine windowlicker

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: diverse field personal credit line

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: chestnut boltzmann

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: gaped athletic conference

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Comical Point Roommate

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Talking dashing house idiot

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Arousing patrolman

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Comical Point Roommate
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: sticky vivacious piazza immigrant

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: Doobsian Wild Lay Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Doobsian Wild Lay Tank

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Doobsian Wild Lay Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: Garnet Rigpig

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Doobsian Wild Lay Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Doobsian Wild Lay Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: racy generalized bond

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: rebellious startled halford

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: Primrose quadroon twinkling uncleanness

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: racy generalized bond

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Spectacular love of her life

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Silver Bossy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: Comical Point Roommate

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Ivory dilemma

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: violent razzle-dazzle corner famous landscape painting

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Seedy khaki space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: aquamarine nursing home potus

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Seedy khaki space liquid oxygen

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: aquamarine nursing home potus

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Excitant amber church building multi-billionaire

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: puce bateful wrinkle

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: iridescent gas station stain

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: electric headpube

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: electric headpube

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Opaque Church Knife

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: electric headpube

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: electric headpube

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: glittery bright sound barrier jew

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: Yellow National Security Agency Philosopher-king

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: electric headpube

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Dun address persian

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: aquamarine nursing home potus

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: histrionic spot

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Odious slimy set legend

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Bistre vibrant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: rusted offensive area jap

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: vermilion low-t international law enforcement agency

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: concupiscible pit

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Stirring Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: adventurous azure trailer park

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: contagious twisted weed whacker

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed nudist fanboi

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate new version

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stimulating School Cafeteria

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: Scarlet floppy stag film hominid

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Disgusting Feces

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: glittery bright sound barrier jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Disgusting Feces

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: godawful rose codepig giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: racy generalized bond

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: histrionic spot

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Orange Box Office Prole

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Razzle ceo national

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: histrionic spot

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: Maroon At-the-ready Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: provocative angry marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: glittery bright sound barrier jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: glittery bright sound barrier jew

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchid site trust fund

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest menage

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: erotic irradiated public bath wagecucks

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: Motley cumskin

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: Cordovan aphrodisiac stock car

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Clear french jewess

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Massive Goyim Mental Disorder

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: Coral principal's office round eye

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Impressive Volcanic Crater Lodge

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Massive Goyim Mental Disorder

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: Massive Goyim Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: provocative angry marketing idea

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: provocative angry marketing idea

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Cordovan aphrodisiac stock car

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: lascivious queen of the night goal in life

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: sadistic hairy legs

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: Buff 180 Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: dead resort

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Massive Goyim Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: alcoholic factory reset button market

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: zombie-like cracking home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Turquoise Son Of Senegal Mexican

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: histrionic spot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Jade Heaven Chad

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Turquoise Son Of Senegal Mexican

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: vigorous stage roast beef

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful aggressive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Tantric gaming laptop private investor

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: supple stead

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Outnumbered Legal Warrant Fortuitous Meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: supple stead

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin Toaster

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Tantric gaming laptop private investor

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: Fuchsia parlor

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Frozen really tough guy

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: Talented travel guidebook

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Trip Hell Dingle Berry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: Talented travel guidebook

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Startling pozpig library

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Talented travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Lilac hideous garrison skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Medicated Crackhouse Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Galvanic hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stimulating School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: claret voyeur

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: Hateful center coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Fishy Puppy

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Hairless swashbuckling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Transparent therapy locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Sinister curious theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Abusive Honey-headed Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: Naked Titillating Stage Lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Ruby very tactful senate mood

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: twinkling aromatic scourge upon the earth

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Ruby very tactful senate mood

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: histrionic spot

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: green coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: ultramarine windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Hateful center coldplay fan

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated partner

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: spruce abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Pale bearded milk location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained topaz half-breed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Boyish indigo tattoo bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: Big indian lodge ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Passionate Forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: exciting bearded brethren main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Den Macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





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Author: Dark thriller chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770857)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cowardly Pisswyrm Casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770859)





Date: May 29th, 2008 10:09 AM
Author: Indecent faggot firefighter rehab

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Date: July 5th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: vengeful mother indirect expression



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Date: July 5th, 2008 10:32 PM
Author: histrionic spot

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Date: July 18th, 2008 1:54 AM
Author: Big indian lodge ratface



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Date: July 18th, 2008 3:57 AM
Author: violet marvelous associate

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Date: September 10th, 2008 4:37 PM
Author: appetizing station



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