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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
Massive green ticket booth queen of the night
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
aqua alpha nursing home
  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
bipolar cream selfie
  07/04/08
You've done better.
frozen address boltzmann
  03/01/05
IB?
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
Gaped trip range
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
ocher offensive cruise ship
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
aqua alpha nursing home
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
aqua alpha nursing home
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
Haunting psychic home
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
Nighttime very tactful locale trust fund
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
Nighttime very tactful locale trust fund
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
aqua alpha nursing home
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
aqua alpha nursing home
  03/01/05
okay
passionate fat ankles institution
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
Pink Sanctuary Black Woman
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
outnumbered internal respiration garrison
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
Zombie-like fortuitous meteor
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
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  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
Zombie-like fortuitous meteor
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
Fear-inspiring out-of-control dingle berry ladyboy
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
Carmine Electric Menage
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
irate bearded business firm brethren
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
bronze people who are hurt
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
bonkers pale library
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
frozen address boltzmann
  03/01/05
Engineer?
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
Nice catch
frozen address boltzmann
  03/01/05
Had to be.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
Bisexual University Love Of Her Life
  03/29/05
Horrid
bronze people who are hurt
  03/01/05
credited
appetizing sex offender
  04/21/07
...
irradiated police squad main people
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/01/05
...
irradiated police squad main people
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/03/05
...
irradiated police squad main people
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
Laughsome Regret International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  03/09/05
...
irradiated police squad main people
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  03/29/05
...
irradiated police squad main people
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
godawful marvelous plaza
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
Bisexual University Love Of Her Life
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
Beady-eyed cerise rigor office
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
balding curious roast beef
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
godawful marvelous plaza
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
Abnormal foreskin sweet tailpipe
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...
magenta messiness
  12/03/07
...
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  05/30/05
...
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  06/01/05
How rewd
bronze people who are hurt
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
Sick brass idiot gaming laptop
  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
Hairraiser station laser beams
  07/06/05
...
concupiscible kitty puppy
  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
amethyst public bath
  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
concupiscible kitty puppy
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
amethyst public bath
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
garnet learning disabled fanboi parlor
  09/02/05
racist
slap-happy state generalized bond
  09/02/05
a classic
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
vivacious newt
  09/02/05
...
Bisexual University Love Of Her Life
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
Translucent exciting athletic conference
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
Translucent exciting athletic conference
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
crystalline hall factory reset button
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
Translucent exciting athletic conference
  11/01/05
Come on!
Translucent exciting athletic conference
  02/24/06
dinner is served
swashbuckling rebellious knife
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
shivering rigpig
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
Translucent exciting athletic conference
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Slippery lascivious clown
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
amethyst public bath
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
stimulating temple
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
Demanding legal warrant trailer park
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
beta 180 resort
  01/26/06
...
Diverse site
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
White whorehouse
  12/02/05
same
ungodly meetinghouse toaster
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  12/02/05
i think so
Provocative hateful lodge sound barrier
  05/28/07
...
fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
Flirting church goyim
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
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  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
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  12/04/05
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  01/05/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  01/06/06
Bump
Wild Lime Property
  01/13/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  01/18/06
awesome
titillating apoplectic set jap
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
orchid locus
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
stimulating temple
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
stimulating temple
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
Disrespectful iridescent really tough guy
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
stimulating temple
  02/23/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  02/02/06
...
swashbuckling rebellious knife
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
Disrespectful iridescent really tough guy
  02/09/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
Claret soggy immigrant
  02/15/06
lolz
Dashing Principal's Office
  02/16/06
Bump!
Claret soggy immigrant
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
godawful marvelous plaza
  02/17/06
bump.
Demanding legal warrant trailer park
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
cracking impertinent circlehead
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
idiotic legend gunner
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
Demanding legal warrant trailer park
  02/19/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  02/21/06
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  02/23/06
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effete national
  03/06/06
...
swashbuckling rebellious knife
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  04/07/06
you still post here?
Stirring turdskin school
  04/07/06
hi strom
swashbuckling rebellious knife
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
Stirring turdskin school
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
Smoky marketing idea theater
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
Aphrodisiac Parlour Antidepressant Drug
  04/07/06
racist drivel
grizzly razzmatazz indirect expression french chef
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
Insanely creepy cumskin theatre
  04/07/06
wow.
Tripping place of business
  04/18/06
nigga plz
Underhanded faggot firefighter
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
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  04/30/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  05/04/06
...
stimulating temple
  05/04/06
bump.
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...
stimulating temple
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
Hairless ceo
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  05/25/06
too early
excitant sienna toilet seat market
  05/25/06
?
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  05/25/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  05/10/06
...
excitant sienna toilet seat market
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
effete national
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
effete national
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
Tripping place of business
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
sexy point
  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
Vibrant house-broken filthpig
  07/06/06
...
passionate fat ankles institution
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
passionate fat ankles institution
  07/13/06
...
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
maize abusive dysfunction
  07/28/06
...
excitant sienna toilet seat market
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
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  09/18/06
...
bateful citrine gaping
  10/01/06
kickass
Sickened center digit ratio
  10/01/06
bump
Demanding legal warrant trailer park
  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate
  10/08/06
It's back.
Sickened center digit ratio
  10/13/06
171
Hyperactive Mexican
  10/30/06
...
bright associate
  11/19/06
...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
canary fragrant hospital
  12/13/06
I live in the past...
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
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  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
black stubborn indian lodge lettuce
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
Multi-colored crimson stead faggotry
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
stimulating temple
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
canary fragrant hospital
  12/13/06
...
odious brunch
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
pearly slimy yarmulke
  12/18/06
.
silver filthy pit goal in life
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
harsh vermilion tanning salon tank
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza
  01/13/07
yes
ebony abode
  01/13/07
agreed
Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Boyish Mad-dog Skullcap Macaca
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...
Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza
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...
Stirring turdskin school
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...
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  03/07/07
love
Motley box office
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...
titillating apoplectic set jap
  04/10/07
still epic
Mind-boggling native
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
floppy corner
  04/21/07
Bump
Claret soggy immigrant
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
Blue Senate
  05/03/07
...
olive base giraffe
  05/20/07
WGWAG
Sticky school cafeteria
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
Adventurous Dark Field
  06/16/07
...
twinkling comical party of the first part forum
  07/12/07
quality bump
talented hissy fit mediation
  07/12/07
b
Avocado arrogant stage
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
talking scourge upon the earth quadroon
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
Avocado arrogant stage
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
Demanding legal warrant trailer park
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...
painfully honest lay twinkling uncleanness
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...
Zombie-like fortuitous meteor
  08/25/07
NIGGER
floppy corner
  09/19/07
Oh no.
cheese-eating new version
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
Lilac area
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
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Maroon chad bawdyhouse
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Half-breed
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...
Swollen Shitlib Theater Stage
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
vigorous lemon milk
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
vigorous lemon milk
  01/29/08
NO.
vigorous lemon milk
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
vigorous lemon milk
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
Deranged rehab multi-billionaire
  02/07/08
lolFUCKINtastic, fuck
Cerebral feces becky
  02/07/08
Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it the...
sable stage
  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
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...
Fuchsia supple kitchen
  05/12/08
classic
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bar review bump
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tcb
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sublime
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Massive green ticket booth queen of the night

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: aqua alpha nursing home

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: bipolar cream selfie

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: frozen address boltzmann

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: Gaped trip range

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: ocher offensive cruise ship

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: aqua alpha nursing home

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: aqua alpha nursing home

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Haunting psychic home

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Nighttime very tactful locale trust fund

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Nighttime very tactful locale trust fund

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: aqua alpha nursing home

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: aqua alpha nursing home

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Pink Sanctuary Black Woman

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: outnumbered internal respiration garrison

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Zombie-like fortuitous meteor

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Arousing gold space genital piercing

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like fortuitous meteor

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring out-of-control dingle berry ladyboy

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Carmine Electric Menage

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: irate bearded business firm brethren

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: bronze people who are hurt

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: bonkers pale library

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: frozen address boltzmann

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: frozen address boltzmann

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: Bisexual University Love Of Her Life

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: bronze people who are hurt
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: appetizing sex offender

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: irradiated police squad main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: irradiated police squad main people

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: irradiated police squad main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Regret International Law Enforcement Agency

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: irradiated police squad main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: irradiated police squad main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: godawful marvelous plaza

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Bisexual University Love Of Her Life

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed cerise rigor office

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: balding curious roast beef

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: godawful marvelous plaza

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Abnormal foreskin sweet tailpipe

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: magenta messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: bronze people who are hurt

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Sick brass idiot gaming laptop

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser station laser beams

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: concupiscible kitty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: amethyst public bath

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: concupiscible kitty puppy

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: amethyst public bath

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: garnet learning disabled fanboi parlor

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: slap-happy state generalized bond

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious newt

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: Bisexual University Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Translucent exciting athletic conference

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: Translucent exciting athletic conference

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: crystalline hall factory reset button

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Translucent exciting athletic conference

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Translucent exciting athletic conference

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious knife

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: shivering rigpig

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: Translucent exciting athletic conference

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Slippery lascivious clown

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: amethyst public bath

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating temple

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: Demanding legal warrant trailer park

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: beta 180 resort

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Diverse site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: White whorehouse

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: ungodly meetinghouse toaster

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Provocative hateful lodge sound barrier

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone coral pisswyrm step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: Flirting church goyim

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: disturbing ivory philosopher-king striped hyena

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Thriller karate casino

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: Wild Lime Property

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: titillating apoplectic set jap

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: orchid locus

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: stimulating temple

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: stimulating temple

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Disrespectful iridescent really tough guy

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: stimulating temple

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful iridescent really tough guy

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Claret soggy immigrant

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: Dashing Principal's Office

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: Claret soggy immigrant

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: godawful marvelous plaza

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: Demanding legal warrant trailer park

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: cracking impertinent circlehead

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: idiotic legend gunner

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Demanding legal warrant trailer park

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: effete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Stirring turdskin school

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious knife

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring turdskin school

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: Smoky marketing idea theater

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Parlour Antidepressant Drug

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz indirect expression french chef

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cumskin theatre

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: Tripping place of business

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Underhanded faggot firefighter

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: excitant sienna toilet seat market

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: Lavender crusty stag film coffee pot

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Hairless ceo

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: excitant sienna toilet seat market

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: excitant sienna toilet seat market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: effete national

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: effete national

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Tripping place of business

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: sexy point

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Vibrant house-broken filthpig

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: passionate fat ankles institution

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: maize abusive dysfunction

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: excitant sienna toilet seat market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: heady zippy bbw

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: bateful citrine gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Sickened center digit ratio

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Demanding legal warrant trailer park

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: contagious vengeful wagecucks doctorate

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Sickened center digit ratio

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Mexican

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: bright associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: canary fragrant hospital

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored crimson stead faggotry

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: black stubborn indian lodge lettuce

ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored crimson stead faggotry

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: stimulating temple

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: canary fragrant hospital

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: odious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: pearly slimy yarmulke

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: silver filthy pit goal in life

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: harsh vermilion tanning salon tank

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: ebony abode

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Boyish Mad-dog Skullcap Macaca

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Disgusting Aromatic Cuckold Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring turdskin school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant maniacal dog poop affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Motley box office

love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: titillating apoplectic set jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling native

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: floppy corner

stress relief bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: Claret soggy immigrant

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Blue Senate

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: olive base giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Sticky school cafeteria

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Adventurous Dark Field

Damn this is offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: twinkling comical party of the first part forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: talented hissy fit mediation

quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Avocado arrogant stage

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: talking scourge upon the earth quadroon

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Avocado arrogant stage

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Demanding legal warrant trailer park

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: painfully honest lay twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: floppy corner

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating new version

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Lilac area

Oh yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Arousing gold space genital piercing

a gift from me to the xoxo noobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Maroon chad bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Orchestra Pit Half-breed

this really isn't very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: Swollen Shitlib Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

DON'T FLUSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

NO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Deranged rehab multi-billionaire

*sprinkles pubes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: Cerebral feces becky

lolFUCKINtastic, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: sable stage

Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it their Yale 250. Like a 4.0 178 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:06 AM
Author: Fuchsia supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770857)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: Claret soggy immigrant

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770859)





Date: May 29th, 2008 10:09 AM
Author: vigorous lemon milk

bar review bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9838940)





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