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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: costumed laser beams It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: aqua fiercely-loyal den you should submit your stories for publication. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: light aphrodisiac keepsake machete i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: offensive fluffy community account You've done better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Excitant black business firm nowag IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm don't go to any pizza joints this week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Lake Old Irish Cottage Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: slap-happy massive sweet tailpipe infinity to the fucking infinity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: aqua fiercely-loyal den This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Excitant black business firm nowag Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: aqua fiercely-loyal den because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Excitant black business firm nowag I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Excitant black business firm nowag There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: self-absorbed shrine psychic If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I do not want to get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: supple karate casino exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: supple karate casino Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: aqua fiercely-loyal den nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: Excitant black business firm nowag What thread was that? |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: grizzly step-uncle's house haunted graveyard you answered more than a month later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: Pale Heady Hospital Mad Cow Disease you answered more than 2 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: soggy chestnut market party of the first part neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Fragrant Tattoo Useless Brakes LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: exhilarant plum institution LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting Subject: Horrid yet thrilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM Author: Puce address roast beef credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM Author: fighting parlor trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry I humbly accept your praise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM Author: fighting parlor trust fund ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression I laughed all over again... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM Author: fighting parlor trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry glad to bring some sunshine to your day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM Author: Mentally impaired big-titted house This would make a great HLS essay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."
best line of the post
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: bright 180 indirect expression Good use of mosey'ed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014) |
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Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: fighting parlor trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm this was a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM Author: fighting parlor trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: Carnelian mother indian lodge I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm I'm sure it will flourish again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: exhilarant plum institution As it has in the past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: multi-colored kitchen immigrant This never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM Author: cerise cerebral hell skinny woman Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: Carnelian mother indian lodge you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: primrose forum philosopher-king OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Orange bateful ladyboy point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: trip orchid personal credit line filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901) |
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Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: trip orchid personal credit line filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting How rewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: Sadistic gas station In honor of alabama. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM Author: obsidian state athletic conference Beautiful bump, classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: Narrow-minded marketing idea candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM Author: odious jade black woman legal warrant first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Narrow-minded marketing idea candlestick maker You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: odious jade black woman legal warrant nope, i hadnt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed death wish senate haha, I've never actually read this before today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Thriller Bisexual Ratface Idiot racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm a classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Yarmulke most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: exhilarant plum institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: Milky mind-boggling jewess pistol wow, this is offensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Milky mind-boggling jewess pistol why is nobody outraged at this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: indigo rehab factory reset button I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Milky mind-boggling jewess pistol It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: Milky mind-boggling jewess pistol Come on! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Aquamarine marvelous blood rage dinner is served (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: crawly international law enforcement agency menage I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM Author: Milky mind-boggling jewess pistol this stuff is wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Motley purple selfie chapel ha ha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM Author: odious jade black woman legal warrant i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Cracking crackhouse the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: cordovan bonkers mediation Wow, I just got that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM Author: Dun blathering theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM Author: Galvanic ebony location I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM Author: Demanding sepia police squad same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm possibly the greatest post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925) |
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Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Mahogany genital piercing i think so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone messiness pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: Disgusting balding pervert So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: wonderful lemon brethren resort Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: snowy razzmatazz knife i was laughing to the point of tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426) |
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Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM Author: territorial abusive volcanic crater pit Bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM Author: Shaky boyish nursing home preventive strike awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: Dashing federal nibblets double fault I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: citrine charismatic set feces you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM Author: Aquamarine marvelous blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: citrine charismatic set feces best thread EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: laughsome deep legend school cafeteria The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882) |
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Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: amethyst diverse striped hyena becky lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM Author: laughsome deep legend school cafeteria Bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM Author: Carnelian mother indian lodge hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: Cracking crackhouse bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Peach fantasy-prone garrison Ha. From the vault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Copper vigorous whorehouse You throw turds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Cracking crackhouse He just couldn't take it anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960) |
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Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM Author: Irradiated impressive macaca twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058) |
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Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM Author: provocative rigpig persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723) |
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Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM Author: Aquamarine marvelous blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Sinister Dingle Berry Still going strong 13 months later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: unhinged university gay wizard you still post here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM Author: Aquamarine marvelous blood rage hi strom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM Author: unhinged university gay wizard strom isn't that smart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: adventurous indecent lodge fortuitous meteor just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: bipolar elastic band regret we're still supposed to be impressed by this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM Author: soul-stirring ungodly kitty racist drivel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM Author: Stirring school Wrong, just wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM Author: Disrespectful Tan Mad-dog Skullcap wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Glittery Chartreuse National Mental Disorder nigga plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM Author: domesticated hall do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM Author: rusted locus bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM Author: razzle avocado round eye base This post is racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: trip orchid personal credit line filthpig Your searing analysis is mindblowing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM Author: domesticated hall too early (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM Author: trip orchid personal credit line filthpig ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: Adulterous Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM Author: domesticated hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM Author: provocative rigpig persian Why would you do such a thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: trip orchid personal credit line filthpig Easily the best post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: provocative rigpig persian This is a disgusting thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207) |
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Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: Disrespectful Tan Mad-dog Skullcap Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Titillating Stead Patrolman Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM Author: Jet-lagged Property i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119) |
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