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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
Bisexual Institution Filthpig
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
Charismatic garnet marketing idea
  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
Provocative crimson trailer park newt
  07/04/08
You've done better.
Orchid deer antler
  03/01/05
IB?
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
chest-beating really tough guy
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
excitant legend
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
anal foreskin pozpig
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
Charismatic garnet marketing idea
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
Charismatic garnet marketing idea
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
fear-inspiring doobsian cuckold
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
Galvanic walnut casino queen of the night
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
Galvanic walnut casino queen of the night
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
Charismatic garnet marketing idea
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
Charismatic garnet marketing idea
  03/01/05
okay
twinkling space half-breed
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
Embarrassed to the bone rose base
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
Fuchsia adulterous associate
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
Umber disturbing party of the first part
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
Cracking toaster rehab
  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
Umber disturbing party of the first part
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
Kink-friendly Field Gay Wizard
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
Beady-eyed Black Set
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
Splenetic ivory windowlicker address
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
indigo slap-happy quadroon
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
Orange hyperactive mad-dog skullcap
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
Orchid deer antler
  03/01/05
Engineer?
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
Nice catch
Orchid deer antler
  03/01/05
Had to be.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
aromatic mewling meetinghouse
  03/29/05
Horrid
indigo slap-happy quadroon
  03/01/05
credited
metal azn
  04/21/07
...
wonderful national security agency
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/01/05
...
wonderful national security agency
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/03/05
...
wonderful national security agency
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
Free-loading Lodge
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
chest-beating really tough guy
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  03/09/05
...
wonderful national security agency
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
chest-beating really tough guy
  03/29/05
...
wonderful national security agency
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
adventurous immigrant
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
chest-beating really tough guy
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
aromatic mewling meetinghouse
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
Pale diverse crackhouse dingle berry
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
Shimmering Clown Theater Stage
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
adventurous immigrant
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
exhilarant national
  03/29/05
...
glittery site bbw
  12/03/07
...
charcoal school
  05/30/05
...
charcoal school
  06/01/05
How rewd
indigo slap-happy quadroon
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
Ebony godawful coldplay fan range
  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
Autistic nursing home gaming laptop
  07/06/05
...
talented buff hall
  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
Avocado vivacious property telephone
  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
talented buff hall
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
Avocado vivacious property telephone
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
Carmine insecure sandwich school cafeteria
  09/02/05
racist
geriatric mediation
  09/02/05
a classic
chest-beating really tough guy
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
Electric Stage Personal Credit Line
  09/02/05
...
aromatic mewling meetinghouse
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
hairraiser university
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
hairraiser university
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
Cream fighting corner
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
hairraiser university
  11/01/05
Come on!
hairraiser university
  02/24/06
dinner is served
alcoholic ratface
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
chrome tantric degenerate
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
hairraiser university
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Opaque Rough-skinned Halford Library
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
Avocado vivacious property telephone
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
poppy boltzmann karate
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
infuriating brindle parlour people who are hurt
  01/26/06
...
Mauve shaky stock car
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
Spectacular offensive location juggernaut
  12/02/05
same
gaped bistre pocket flask
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
chest-beating really tough guy
  12/02/05
i think so
razzle yarmulke goal in life
  05/28/07
...
chest-beating really tough guy
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
bipolar cuckoldry
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
Tripping feces masturbator
  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
outnumbered lime preventive strike ape
  12/04/05
...
twinkling space half-breed
  01/05/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  01/06/06
Bump
Cerebral antidepressant drug
  01/13/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  01/18/06
awesome
Cocky Tanning Salon
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
hilarious passionate office messiness
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
primrose stimulating ticket booth
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  02/23/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  02/02/06
...
alcoholic ratface
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
primrose stimulating ticket booth
  02/09/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
pink shitlib
  02/15/06
lolz
azure stead
  02/16/06
Bump!
pink shitlib
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
adventurous immigrant
  02/17/06
bump.
poppy boltzmann karate
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
drab abode
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
idiotic brethren turdskin
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
poppy boltzmann karate
  02/19/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  02/21/06
...
Cruel-hearted affirmative action shrine
  02/23/06
...
Rambunctious startled forum
  03/06/06
...
alcoholic ratface
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  04/07/06
you still post here?
Odious Home
  04/07/06
hi strom
alcoholic ratface
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
Odious Home
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
contagious elastic band heaven
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
awkward striped hyena
  04/07/06
racist drivel
Abnormal dark boiling water
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
amethyst swashbuckling chapel
  04/07/06
wow.
impertinent crotch
  04/18/06
nigga plz
saffron very tactful garrison volcanic crater
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
Floppy stage persian
  04/30/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  05/04/06
...
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  05/04/06
bump.
topaz motley dragon knife
  05/04/06
...
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
spruce soul-stirring philosopher-king faggotry
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
charcoal school
  05/25/06
too early
Floppy stage persian
  05/25/06
?
charcoal school
  05/25/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  05/10/06
...
Floppy stage persian
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
Rambunctious startled forum
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
charcoal school
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
Rambunctious startled forum
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
impertinent crotch
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
Zombie-like hissy fit voyeur
  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
lemon business firm
  07/06/06
...
twinkling space half-breed
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
twinkling space half-breed
  07/13/06
...
charcoal school
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
emerald arousing goyim senate
  07/28/06
...
Floppy stage persian
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
Fluffy Roast Beef Liquid Oxygen
  09/18/06
...
trip mint wagecucks
  10/01/06
kickass
dashing lavender gas station
  10/01/06
bump
poppy boltzmann karate
  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
Sticky mustard son of senegal
  10/08/06
It's back.
dashing lavender gas station
  10/13/06
171
Hyperventilating impressive box office jewess
  10/30/06
...
Heady Piazza
  11/19/06
...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
Titillating ultramarine indian lodge
  12/13/06
I live in the past...
apoplectic lascivious temple
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
Low-t Cowardly Double Fault Alpha
  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
apoplectic lascivious temple
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
Low-t Cowardly Double Fault Alpha
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
Medicated 180 kitty brunch
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
Titillating ultramarine indian lodge
  12/13/06
...
Curious angry electric furnace trump supporter
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
Sickened giraffe
  12/18/06
.
irradiated jet-lagged point
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
Fragrant hairless parlor
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
Jet alcoholic public bath
  01/13/07
yes
Mind-boggling theater
  01/13/07
agreed
Jet alcoholic public bath
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Erotic multi-colored theatre
  02/06/07
...
Jet alcoholic public bath
  03/05/07
...
Odious Home
  03/07/07
...
narrow-minded pit background story
  03/07/07
love
Sexy psychic
  03/15/07
...
Cocky Tanning Salon
  04/10/07
still epic
sapphire laughsome milk
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
vigorous main people sneaky criminal
  04/21/07
Bump
pink shitlib
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
appetizing church building idiot
  05/03/07
...
Lilac church circlehead
  05/20/07
WGWAG
Blue Stirring Locale
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
razzmatazz plum menage legal warrant
  06/16/07
...
Histrionic organic girlfriend resort
  07/12/07
quality bump
marvelous fishy fat ankles den
  07/12/07
b
Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
concupiscible cordovan doctorate
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
poppy boltzmann karate
  07/26/07
...
razzle-dazzle peach reading party step-uncle's house
  08/10/07
...
Umber disturbing party of the first part
  08/25/07
NIGGER
vigorous main people sneaky criminal
  09/19/07
Oh no.
racy flesh spot
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
Haunting sanctuary
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
Cracking toaster rehab
  10/28/07
...
comical sadistic locus hominid
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
Dun big headpube
  11/30/07
...
ocher thriller therapy
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
  01/29/08
NO.
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
yellow ladyboy
  02/07/08
lolFUCKINtastic, fuck
Supple house
  02/07/08
Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it the...
Massive orchestra pit
  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
  03/03/08
...
Maize crawly place of business
  05/12/08
classic
pink shitlib
  05/12/08
bar review bump
bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital
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...
Bateful aggressive native
  07/05/08
tcb
poppy boltzmann karate
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...
ocher thriller therapy
  07/18/08
sublime
Exciting twisted market mother
  07/18/08
...
Provocative crimson trailer park newt
  09/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Institution Filthpig

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Charismatic garnet marketing idea

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: Provocative crimson trailer park newt

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Orchid deer antler

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: excitant legend

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: anal foreskin pozpig

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Charismatic garnet marketing idea

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Charismatic garnet marketing idea

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring doobsian cuckold

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Galvanic walnut casino queen of the night

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Galvanic walnut casino queen of the night

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Charismatic garnet marketing idea

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: Charismatic garnet marketing idea

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rose base

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia adulterous associate

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Umber disturbing party of the first part

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Cracking toaster rehab

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Umber disturbing party of the first part

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Gay Wizard

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Black Set

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Splenetic ivory windowlicker address

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: indigo slap-happy quadroon

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Orange hyperactive mad-dog skullcap

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Orchid deer antler

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Orchid deer antler

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: aromatic mewling meetinghouse

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: indigo slap-happy quadroon
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: metal azn

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: wonderful national security agency

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: Free-loading Lodge

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: wonderful national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: aromatic mewling meetinghouse

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Pale diverse crackhouse dingle berry

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Clown Theater Stage

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: exhilarant national

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: glittery site bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: charcoal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: charcoal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: indigo slap-happy quadroon

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Ebony godawful coldplay fan range

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Autistic nursing home gaming laptop

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: talented buff hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Avocado vivacious property telephone

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: talented buff hall

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Avocado vivacious property telephone

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Carmine insecure sandwich school cafeteria

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: geriatric mediation

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Electric Stage Personal Credit Line

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: aromatic mewling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: hairraiser university

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: hairraiser university

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Cream fighting corner

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: hairraiser university

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: hairraiser university

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: chrome tantric degenerate

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: hairraiser university

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Opaque Rough-skinned Halford Library

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: Avocado vivacious property telephone

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: infuriating brindle parlour people who are hurt

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Mauve shaky stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: Spectacular offensive location juggernaut

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: gaped bistre pocket flask

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: razzle yarmulke goal in life

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: chest-beating really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: bipolar cuckoldry

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Tripping feces masturbator

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: outnumbered lime preventive strike ape

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: Cerebral antidepressant drug

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: Cocky Tanning Salon

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: hilarious passionate office messiness

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: primrose stimulating ticket booth

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: primrose stimulating ticket booth

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: pink shitlib

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: azure stead

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: pink shitlib

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: drab abode

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: idiotic brethren turdskin

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted affirmative action shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious startled forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Odious Home

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Odious Home

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: contagious elastic band heaven

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: awkward striped hyena

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: Abnormal dark boiling water

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: amethyst swashbuckling chapel

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: impertinent crotch

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: saffron very tactful garrison volcanic crater

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Floppy stage persian

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: topaz motley dragon knife

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring philosopher-king faggotry

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: charcoal school

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Floppy stage persian

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: charcoal school

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: Floppy stage persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious startled forum

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: charcoal school

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious startled forum

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: impertinent crotch

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like hissy fit voyeur

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: lemon business firm

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: twinkling space half-breed

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: charcoal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: emerald arousing goyim senate

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy stage persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Fluffy Roast Beef Liquid Oxygen

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: trip mint wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: dashing lavender gas station

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Sticky mustard son of senegal

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: dashing lavender gas station

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating impressive box office jewess

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Heady Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine indian lodge

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Low-t Cowardly Double Fault Alpha

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: apoplectic lascivious temple

ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Low-t Cowardly Double Fault Alpha

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Medicated 180 kitty brunch

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Titillating ultramarine indian lodge

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: Curious angry electric furnace trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: Sickened giraffe

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: irradiated jet-lagged point

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Fragrant hairless parlor

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: Jet alcoholic public bath

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling theater

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: Jet alcoholic public bath

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Erotic multi-colored theatre

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Jet alcoholic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Odious Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Sexy psychic

love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Cocky Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: sapphire laughsome milk

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous main people sneaky criminal

stress relief bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: pink shitlib

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: appetizing church building idiot

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Lilac church circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Blue Stirring Locale

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz plum menage legal warrant

Damn this is offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous fishy fat ankles den

quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Burgundy Bawdyhouse

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: concupiscible cordovan doctorate

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Burgundy Bawdyhouse

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle peach reading party step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Umber disturbing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: vigorous main people sneaky criminal

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: racy flesh spot

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Haunting sanctuary

Oh yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Cracking toaster rehab

a gift from me to the xoxo noobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: comical sadistic locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Dun big headpube

this really isn't very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: ocher thriller therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

DON'T FLUSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

NO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: yellow ladyboy

*sprinkles pubes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: Supple house

lolFUCKINtastic, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: Massive orchestra pit

Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it their Yale 250. Like a 4.0 178 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:06 AM
Author: Maize crawly place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770857)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: pink shitlib

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770859)





Date: May 29th, 2008 10:09 AM
Author: bearded judgmental athletic conference hospital

bar review bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9838940)





Date: July 5th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: Bateful aggressive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9947393)





Date: July 5th, 2008 10:32 PM
Author: poppy boltzmann karate

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9947664)





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