http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968454&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16196492)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1186972&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16196505)

the first general one seems to be http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1186988&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16196592)

Football season 2009, and the Philadelphia Philles in the post-season, brought back the old prediction machine, which resulted in incessant bashing on AutoAdmit.

The great denouement began December 29, 2009, when rudolph called Eagles +4 Cowboys as the "EASIEST FUCKING MONEY EVER."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1176626&mc=90&forum_id=2

Upon this pwning, posters started compiling his shockingly bad predictions on January 7, 2010.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1183882&mc=86&forum_id=2

His response was (a) deny that he was rudolph, (b) deny that they were wrong, (c) call the posters some kind of southeast Asian slur, or (d) ignore.

Shortly thereafter, the new (rudolph) posting began. Whereas the old form of rudolph (simply making shitty bashing posts) had expired, a new trend of posting horrifically inaccurate predictions took off and became the stuff of legend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16196764)

1. Is Rudolph Barbaro, XOXO's worst sports poster ca. 2006?

2. Which, if any, of the many jobs/achievements (IT worker, some sort of consultant, military, college bball, Ivy school, BIGLAW) Rudolphs boasts of are true?

3. Discuss his insistence that he's had multiple threesomes (including this past weekend) with his girlfriend who at one point became his fiancee but then later seemed to be demoted back to gf.

Thank you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16462128)

Rudolph =! ...---...---...--- (fatass to ironman guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16462192)

But the Diaspora Theory has required a suspension of disbelief and has fallen out of favor. Why, for example, did Barbaro post, then Rudolph, then ---...---...---..., then Captain Cool, then YaleCakeGuy, and then finally Rudolph? Why did each appear in distinct epochs and never overlap, except in brief instances in which one was accused of being the other? Why such consistent poor predictions? Why such a regular and devoted following of Philadelphia-area athletics?

The better theory, and the one I ascribe to, is the Unitary Theory. There is but one Rudolph, and these manifestations, even as ---...---...---..., are but facets of his personality.

Indeed, we have seen Rudolph grow apoplectic at threads that conjoin ---...---...---... and his predictions, treating them as one.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1183882&forum_id=2#16076135

There is other evidence, too. Consider this March 2009 thread started by Rudolph and gratuitously bumped by ---...---...---..., unprompted, in September 2009.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=947454&forum_id=2

Or this thread, bumped once by Rudolph in March 2009, and later in July 2009 by ---...---...---...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=949352&forum_id=2

Or ---...---...---... in August 2009 "100% credit[ing]" a Rudolph thread from January 2009.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=915540&mc=97&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16464555)

Rudolph is either skulker or barbaro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#16467170)

Author: Rudolph

It was skulker. I thought that shit was funny as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=943943&forum_id=2#11042553)

Date: March 3rd, 2009 11:50 PM

Author: Medeski Martin & Dood (Perpetually hungover looking)

Whatever happened to that dood? He was pretty alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=943943&forum_id=2#11044009)

Date: March 4th, 2009 12:02 AM

Author: Rudolph

He transferred to GULC. He had two of the funniest threads ever - both unintentional. His penis mobile jaguar thread and his LOBSTER thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=943943&forum_id=2#11044150)

Date: March 4th, 2009 12:04 AM

Author: Medeski Martin & Dood (Perpetually hungover looking)

GULC from which philly school? I forget.

One of the first posters I remember really liking. He hasn't been back for a couple years tho. Shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=943943&forum_id=2#11044181)

Date: March 4th, 2009 12:08 AM

Author: Rudolph

He alluded to Nova. I do remember laughing my ass off IRL when he bought that old Jag and excitedly posted about it in his thread. You could feel the joy being sucked out of him post by post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=943943&forum_id=2#11044252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1439903&forum_id=2#18376541)