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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
Very Tactful Unholy House
  12/06/10
hahaha
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  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
buff spot roast beef
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
Sadistic school boltzmann
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
buff spot roast beef
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
buff spot roast beef
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
buff spot roast beef
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
buff spot roast beef
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
har. har.
buff spot roast beef
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
violet coiffed deer antler indian lodge
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
180 orchid theatre gay wizard
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
Sable newt pozpig
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
Magenta indecent forum
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
self-centered clear crackhouse
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
French Point
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
Sadistic school boltzmann
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self-centered clear crackhouse
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French Point
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galvanic grizzly stag film philosopher-king
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
startled poppy hunting ground persian
  12/07/10
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
startled poppy hunting ground persian
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
lemon blathering lay mood
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
Spruce cowardly plaza therapy
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
Spruce cowardly plaza therapy
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Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface
  12/08/10
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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739673)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Unholy House

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: violet coiffed deer antler indian lodge

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Sadistic school boltzmann

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739748)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: buff spot roast beef

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Bearded nofapping candlestick maker background story

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: violet coiffed deer antler indian lodge

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739761)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: 180 orchid theatre gay wizard

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: Sable newt pozpig

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: Magenta indecent forum

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739753)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: self-centered clear crackhouse

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739805)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: French Point

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739838)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Sadistic school boltzmann

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: self-centered clear crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739839)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: French Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739846)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Sadistic school boltzmann

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739864)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly stag film philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754310)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754403)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: galvanic grizzly stag film philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754517)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754534)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: startled poppy hunting ground persian

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754552)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: startled poppy hunting ground persian

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754435)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: startled poppy hunting ground persian

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: lemon blathering lay mood

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Spruce cowardly plaza therapy

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754544)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Spruce cowardly plaza therapy

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: Passionate Insecure Business Firm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754743)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Sexy opaque theater stage

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754647)