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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
Wonderful narrow-minded police squad feces
  12/06/10
hahaha
hilarious deranged orchestra pit newt
  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
Frozen poppy national
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
har. har.
territorial persian pit
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
Mind-boggling judgmental masturbator hell
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
hilarious deranged orchestra pit newt
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
Cracking lilac business firm
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
vermilion heady set patrolman
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
jet naked gaming laptop
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
infuriating aphrodisiac wrinkle
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
Frozen poppy national
  12/06/10
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infuriating aphrodisiac wrinkle
  12/06/10
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Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge
  12/06/10
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg
Frozen poppy national
  12/06/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/06/10
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Pink institution
  12/07/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/07/10
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Pink institution
  12/08/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
blue hateful home
  12/08/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
blue hateful home
  12/07/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
blue hateful home
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
Lake internet-worthy mental disorder school
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
Underhanded wine casino
  12/08/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
Underhanded wine casino
  12/08/10
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irradiated locale boltzmann
  12/08/10
Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub yea...
Insane soul-stirring voyeur
  12/08/10


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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739673)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Wonderful narrow-minded police squad feces

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: hilarious deranged orchestra pit newt

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Frozen poppy national

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739748)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: territorial persian pit

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental masturbator hell

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: hilarious deranged orchestra pit newt

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739761)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Cracking lilac business firm

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: vermilion heady set patrolman

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: jet naked gaming laptop

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739753)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac wrinkle

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739805)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739838)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Frozen poppy national

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739839)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739846)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Frozen poppy national

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16739864)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754310)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754403)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754517)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754534)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: blue hateful home

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754552)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: blue hateful home

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754435)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: blue hateful home

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: Lake internet-worthy mental disorder school

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Underhanded wine casino

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754544)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Underhanded wine casino

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: irradiated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754743)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Insane soul-stirring voyeur

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2#16754647)