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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

the low leverage and early responsibility of working in a foreign office means that TMF will have little trouble snagging a partner or counsel job at a vault firm back in the USA, if he isn't elevated to partner after his 7th year (a year in which he makes $265,000 in salary btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757522)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Henna Useless Brakes

PROTIP: Fish talking to a student loan company to try and negotiate a deferment while mandy cries is in the background is not a "deal team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757570)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Titillating poppy locus jewess

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: insane cruise ship

120

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Bright crackhouse cuck

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: bistre business firm



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: rebellious cheese-eating space nibblets

awesome

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Vivacious indecent bbw



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:14 AM
Author: cracking property azn

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:16 AM
Author: Mahogany soggy psychic

i generally find you insufferable, but this was a certifiable 180

though i would have preferred "whimpers softly in the background" over "cries"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764661)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: Khaki Sadistic Personal Credit Line Hell

i would have preferred "tries to figure out why santa stopped bringing her so many presents" or "colored in her my little ponies coloring book"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764672)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: January 26th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office

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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: red arousing toilet seat

Nice, but why haven't you edited out the typo yet?

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: Brass doctorate

"I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar.

He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov."

"Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..."

Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m.

"Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: insane cruise ship

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: zombie-like irradiated temple

I imagine him tabbing at his BlackBerry with one portly left index finger, chopsticks in his right, and a few noodles fluttering out the MSG-flecked corners of his mouth. Christmas goose? How about some fucking Christmas takeout, because the Dollar still thinks it's a goddam Friday and he's not about to let some fish off the hook for a few candle-lighting freaks tramping about in the snow and yelping melodious carols.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757881)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: bistre business firm



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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:34 AM
Author: house-broken private investor corner



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy messiness windowlicker

lol shut up vagit

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: opaque cerebral step-uncle's house masturbator

ALONE

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: rebellious cheese-eating space nibblets

go on....

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Set Kitty Cat

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious indecent bbw

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: fighting wonderful son of senegal mad-dog skullcap

i'd like to commission you to narrate my life, brother

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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:25 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: August 28th, 2011 10:51 PM
Author: Amethyst Really Tough Guy Alpha



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Henna Useless Brakes

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous emerald digit ratio elastic band

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: lake meetinghouse

lol

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring garrison gaping



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: federal background story

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Talented orchestra pit headpube

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:08 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: Domesticated Black Woman Mood

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: transparent water buffalo nowag

lol TMF got 180'd right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758447)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Pocket Flask Tattoo



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: green anal french chef

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Date: January 20th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: federal background story



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: Charismatic idiotic ratface brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

180

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:05 PM
Author: Saffron Learning Disabled Stage Place Of Business

180

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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: Excitant main people

You have a rare gift man, I've told you this a thousand fucking times. You need to just sit down and write a goddamn novel and leave all this shit behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149281)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Nighttime legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious indecent bbw

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Date: December 8th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Topaz Angry Senate Voyeur



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Date: December 8th, 2010 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Really Tough Guy Alpha

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Date: December 8th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: turquoise big depressive spot



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Date: December 8th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Topaz Angry Senate Voyeur



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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:30 AM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: December 18th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: December 24th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: January 3rd, 2011 7:55 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: Judgmental Set Kitty Cat

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Date: January 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: Brass doctorate



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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university

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Date: January 24th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: alcoholic library

now we know what he was doing over there

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:28 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university

"I don't have all night, Vladimir," Fish repeated into his Blackberry, nearly growling as his patience waned. When he ground his thumb through the glowing red "End" button, he paused once again for reflection, surveying the well-rehearsed symphony before him, his fingers splayed over the polished oak table. These final, frenetic moments of a deal - just as his team began to grow weary - were as vital to Fish as the blood that coursed through his veins. And it had all been so close to never happening, Fish thought; but now, his dream had arrived - and he with it.

The music jarred him; it was too soon; he hadn't enough time to gather himself. The finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture seeped through a crack in the window nearest Fish and slowly, insidiously, enveloped him. He ran to the window, eyes wide. They were coming. A flock of senior partners waded through the foot-deep snow toward the door only a floor beneath Fish, AK-47s in tow.

His Baume & Mercier had six hands, each the same length and jutting out through the glass at wild angles. He tore it off and fell the short distance to his knees, weakened by the realization that this was, of course, a dream.

His thoughts skittered across visions of his apartment on E 70th near the park, of his small Tuscan villa, of his dear, dear Maserati GranCabrio; of Mandy.

Not this time, he vowed, teeth clenched. This time, he would fight to keep it all from evaporating before his tear-swollen eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148691)



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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:39 AM
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Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring garrison gaping



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Date: January 27th, 2011 3:14 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: 180 jet-lagged university



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:53 AM
Author: transparent water buffalo nowag



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Date: June 24th, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: house-broken private investor corner



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Author: mauve mind-boggling persian dilemma



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