Author: Jimmy Pop

Yeah man he got really pissed about it and one night drive into compton, parked his car, went to the trunk, and pulled out a double-barreled shotgun. Then he pumped it and said "Let's do this you stupid stupid faggots." Then he went around shooting people and there was this old guy on the ground that had his hands up begging for mercy but Michael just cracked the butt of the gun down on him. Then after an hour Michael had to sit down on the pavement, covered in blood and organ parts and bile, and he was just breathing heavily, with his head bent down, and a little boy who'd seen him in Space Jam slowly approached, saying Michael? Michael? Are you OK? then Michael turned to the boy, pointed his shotgun at him, and said "Put your mouth on the barrels." The boy tried to back away, but Michael screamed "PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE BARRELS." The boy did, and then Michael said "Now suck on it." And the boy did. Then the boy's grandmother ran outside and saw what was going on. She screamed and started to run over, but then Michael said, "This is where I blow my load" and pulled the trigger. the grandma arrived in time just to get her grandson's head pieces blown all over her. She never stole Air Jordans for a few months after that.

(When people were getting killed for Jordans,)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1518308&forum_id=2#16900811)

Edit: lol no, you already 180'd this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1518308&forum_id=2#19538661)

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1518308&forum_id=2#16901249)

People still routinely get mugged for their sneakers, I wouldn't doubt that people still get killed over them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1518308&forum_id=2#17322548)