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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:29 PM Author: turquoise state But they are saying I'd be exempt, so wouldn't get OT pay.
Is this normal? I thought staff attorneys usually were non-exempt and entitled to OT? |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:31 PM Author: floppy idiot garrison are you the poster who waited five months to here back after interview (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17021938) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:33 PM Author: turquoise state No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17021959) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:49 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven I normally don't do this, but here is not the same as hear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:34 PM Author: supple ivory hunting ground what kinda hourly u looking at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17021982) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:23 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren Staff attorneys are salaried at every firm I've every know to have them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022396) |
Date: January 10th, 2011 7:34 PM Author: snowy judgmental cruise ship halford define your future role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17021988) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:35 PM Author: turquoise state Basically a dedicated diligence/ doc review attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17021997) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:40 PM Author: snowy judgmental cruise ship halford these pay like 90k-ish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022053) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:42 PM Author: supple ivory hunting ground lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022069) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:43 PM Author: Vivacious Metal Hell i'm a "star" midlevel who made close to 250k last year with bonus and i would kill for that job if it had any security. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022078) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:24 PM Author: smoky hall useless brakes Expect biglaw partners to treat you with less respect than they would a Thai whore. At least they might have a future use for the whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023786) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring Famous Landscape Painting Principal's Office I'm not trying to be a dick, but why would a "star" anything be so desperate for a job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092309) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:48 PM Author: turquoise state You are right at the range, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022137) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:50 PM Author: supple ivory hunting ground That's like $40/hr. Does doc review really pay that well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022153) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:51 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven Hey MFE, I thought you were supposed to know all this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022158) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:53 PM Author: supple ivory hunting ground The glut of lawyers has surely pushed that figure down to $12-18/hr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022169) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:22 PM Author: Hairraiser Primrose Plaza Queen Of The Night MFE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023755) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 9:57 PM Author: dashing brilliant prole den yes this is true, staff attorneys can earn up to $100k to start, don't know if that figure goes up after years put in, also don't know what the hours required are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023546) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Boyish Slimy Deer Antler Pisswyrm shut the fuck up dickfaggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17024353) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:41 PM Author: nighttime ape voyeur this thread is depressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022055) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:50 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven Why? Staff attorney isn't a bad gig and I am an Associate at a V50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022151) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:52 PM Author: nighttime ape voyeur it's not a career, brother. it's just a glorified temp job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022164) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:53 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven Depends on the firm. We have a couple of staff attorneys that were senior assocaites that had kids and then came back as staff attorneys. They are well liked/respected and work the hours they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022172) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:54 PM Author: nighttime ape voyeur sounds horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022179) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:55 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann And yet your firm continues to hire lit associates. Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022182) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven Who says we are hiring? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022191) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:11 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann Everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022298) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:12 PM Author: Godawful scarlet heaven Very weird trolling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022308) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:19 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann I don't see how it is trolling. I mean you work for a perfectly respectable firm which has weathered the storm as well as any other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022363) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:55 PM Author: supple ivory hunting ground LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022183) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 3:09 AM Author: Cracking Cordovan Therapy Coldplay Fan it can be. my midlaw firm has staff attorneys that do a lot more than doc review. they are basically just people who work less hours and get paid less, but do similar shit as associates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17042921) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 7:52 PM Author: Canary box office im sure it would get boring, but i often think id rather do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022163) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:17 PM Author: turquoise state Do you ADD fuckers actually read the OP instead of just commenting on the fucking threat title? Anyone have any answers for my question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022355) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:21 PM Author: nighttime ape voyeur Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022379) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:23 PM Author: Canary box office I thought the perks entailed 2 bathroom breaks a day and a peak out a window once a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022394) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann Those are contract attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022406) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:22 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann Staff attorneys are not hourly so they are professionals and exempt at every firm I know that has them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022388) |
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Date: January 14th, 2011 12:03 AM Author: pea-brained casino jewess The payment arrangement is only part of the test. Some salaried employees (salaried non-exempt) get overtime.
Lawyers are salaried professionals who are exempt. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:23 PM Author: bateful bright library no staff attorney that I know makes overtime. But they have very reasonable billable requirements and opportunity to earn a bonus above the billables. So it's not a bad deal all-in-all if you want a balanced life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022400) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:25 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren They never learn to litigate so its a career killer. WTF good is a balanced life if you are permanently useless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022419) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:26 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann 100k for mindless work and reasonable hours is a lot of xoxo dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022436) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:28 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren It doesnt last forever and when you finally get fired you are unemployable. Its only any okay option for moms who really dont give a shit about their careers. When I see males taking these jobs I cringe. These kids really would be better off in shitlaw, taking home 60k, but learning how to do actual litigation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022468) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: bateful bright library There are a lot of people spreading outright lies on this interwebs - please don't contribute. Nothing in your post is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022482) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:31 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren except for everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022493) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Primrose Plaza Queen Of The Night SUP SHITLAW STEVE TROLLING FOR SHITLAW? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023787) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:27 PM Author: bateful bright library PSA - not all lawyers are litigators.
And - that's simply not true that staff attorneys can't litigate or participate at any level of legal work. They will be used to the extent of their abilities. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren MOST lawyers are litigators and if you never go to court or handle depositions you are not learning litigation skills. You = useless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022481) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: bateful bright library Again - in most firms that I'm familiar with there are AT LEAST as many transactional attorneys as litigators - most have many more transactional attorneys than litigators.
And staff attorneys are given assignments they are capable of handling including depositions and going to court. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:33 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren lmao. You = delusional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022510) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: bateful bright library You = liar
I possess facts. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:38 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren I've been litigating for 7 years and have never defended a depo against a staff attorney. Aside from them showing up for retarded scheduling conferences I've never even seen a staff attorney in court. You are full of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022576) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:39 PM Author: bateful bright library Many firms call their staff attorneys "associates" and to the outside world they are associates and "staff attorney" is an internal record keeping matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022598) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:41 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann I can think of one firm (i think) that does this and it is totally non-responsive to my comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022618) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:44 PM Author: bateful bright library I was being responsive to steve's comment and the response is you would never necessarily know whether the attorney working opposite of you is an "associate" or a "staff attorney" based on the title on their business card, the cut of their suit, the type of briefcase that they care or the make of their tie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022660) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 11:27 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator "MOST lawyers are litigators and if you never go to court or handle depositions you are not learning litigation skills. You = useless."
This reads like an LSAT question. |
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Date: January 14th, 2011 12:05 AM Author: pea-brained casino jewess "if you never go to court or handle depositions you are not learning litigation skills."
Court appearances and depositions are a pretty small portion of litigation. Motion practice massively swamps both. Of course, I'm talking about nonshitlaw. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: cowardly location lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022484) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:27 PM Author: turquoise state This has to be a myth, ala MIDLAW.
Seems like a great opportunity for a firm to hire a desperate attorney, pay them 1/2 a 1st year associate, and have them work 80 hours a week |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: bateful bright library It's not a myth- I have two good friends who are staff attorneys. One comes in every day at 8 and leaves at 5 - the other keeps more flexible hours, but bills 35 or so a week.
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: turquoise state Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022479) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann The real problem is that staff attorneys are not people to most firms so they are the first to be cut. During ITE many firms fired all their staff attorneys or a much higher percentage than associates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022483) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:31 PM Author: turquoise state Yea, I have no doubt I'd be the first to be cut if economy goes sour.
But I'm hoping I can at least stick it out 2-3 years and pay down some loans and just get the hell out of law |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:17 PM Author: dashing brilliant prole den wait, then what the fuck is the point of getting a law degree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023687) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:31 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren bingo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022495) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:33 PM Author: bateful bright library Again - untrue. many firms converted a LOT of associates to staff attorneys and kept their staff attorneys because they could bill them at a lower rate when clients were screaming about bills. Staff attorneys are probably more recession proof.
Also, there is not up or out for staff attorneys. If you continue to be profitable to the firm they'll keep you around forever. |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:35 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren This is complete BS. Plenty of firms got rid of 100% of their staff attorneys. Practically ZERO firms went around demoting associates to staff attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022545) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:36 PM Author: bateful bright library I could name at least 5 v100 firms that demoted associates to staff attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022560) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:38 PM Author: Vigorous navy brethren Please do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022579) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:36 PM Author: Beta piazza McDermott Will & Emery converted a bunch of first year associate offers to staff attorney offers back in '09. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17049056) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:42 PM Author: Hyperventilating associate Just because your firm demoted associates to "legal assistants" doesn't mean it's an industry-wide practice. Firms that don't advertise on the condom dispensers at truck stops have staff attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022638) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:46 PM Author: bateful bright library You know - you guys want to believe whatever you want instead of listening to someone who knows better. That's fine. I'm done fighting you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022678) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:36 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann FBD this is true. I agree some limited number of firms converted associates to staff attorney, but most fired many staff attorneys. Read the ATL articles from that time period. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022556) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:37 PM Author: bateful bright library I'm not saying that some staff attorneys weren't laid off - but the idea that somehow you were safe as an associate and definitely fired as a staff attorney is laughably untrue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022572) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:39 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann We are talking relative terms. On a percentage basis you were much better off as an associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022591) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:40 PM Author: bateful bright library No way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022606) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:43 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann Yes way. It was a slaughter at a lot of firms. Firms basically put underused juniors on doc review/dd and fired staff attorneys and cut their use of contract attorneys to avoid firing a large swath of associates. Except Latham of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022645) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:45 PM Author: bateful bright library large swaths of associates weren't laid off? Where have you been? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022666) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:48 PM Author: Histrionic fishy boltzmann No firm fired more than 10-20 percent of it's associates and a lot of good firms at most ramped up forcing people out and did not can a lot of people. A number of firms fired 100 percent of staff attorneys. How do you like dem apples. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022699) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: Pungent Goal In Life Crackhouse Most firms reported 10-20% but counting all the stealths, push outs, long runways for departures for seniors, etc. it was probably upwards of 20% for the v100 on average. Firms like Latham cut a third of their associates if you total up everyone starting the clock at Bear Stearns and run it through the end of 2009. But you're right in this argument that it was still worse to be a staff attorney. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17042680) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:34 PM Author: sooty sinister puppy except Latham which fired and laid off 40%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092252) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 1:50 AM Author: Pungent Goal In Life Crackhouse For the record, Latham had already done all that in 2007. Most of the 2007 first year class was essentially a huge doc review team for the entire year leading up to Lehman. It was absurd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17042674) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:27 PM Author: smoky hall useless brakes Neither are associates. They probably kept the junior associates to do the work of more senior associates they fired/forced out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023816) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: insecure crusty brunch congrats dood. hoap its a chill lifetyle! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022475) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: turquoise state And yes, I am worried about exit options and the like, but I've been out of work for over a year and this is the first thing I"ve landed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022485) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:35 PM Author: bateful bright library what's the hesitation if you've been out of work for a year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022541) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:17 PM Author: snowy judgmental cruise ship halford ya broski, jump on this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023691) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:19 PM Author: Self-absorbed dull institution potus If you have been trying and failing to get work as an associate for a year I really don't think you can afford to be picky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023725) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 11:27 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator How did you get this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17024343) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 12:20 AM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17042194) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 8:45 PM Author: massive base i know staff attorneys who are wokred has hard as regular associates. they just make them do the mind numbing work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17022668) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:19 PM Author: Self-absorbed dull institution potus Our staff attorneys are salaried and they certainly don't work as hard as regular associates. They do however get all the shit jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023714) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:21 PM Author: Garnet appetizing legal warrant do biglaw staff attorneys all have biglaw associate type credentials (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023740) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 10:27 PM Author: Hairraiser Primrose Plaza Queen Of The Night GW top 30% so they have biglaw credentials circa 2007 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17023820) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 7:38 PM Author: zombie-like aqua field feces You are going to be paid 1/2 to do as much work as an associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17030988) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: lascivious hateful school cafeteria I would guess it depends on the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17031001) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 7:41 PM Author: zombie-like aqua field feces I am sure it's universal.
What incentive to they have NOT to work you like a damn dog? At least in boom times for associates if they work you TOO hard they will lateral.
Staff attorneys don't have that option. |
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Date: January 12th, 2011 10:39 PM Author: Big gas station seems like a bad long-term move. you get shitty experience. what do you bring to an employer later when you get laid off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17041216) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 4:08 PM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig how did you get this job, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17046322) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 11:58 PM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17050365) |
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Date: January 14th, 2011 2:04 PM Author: zombie-like aqua field feces Lol, desperate faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17053687) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 11:41 PM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig uh, how is looking into staff attorney positions any more desperate than you taking a non-legal job with a nonprofit? like you, i'm just doing what i can to get by. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17079665) |
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Date: January 18th, 2011 10:06 AM Author: zombie-like aqua field feces The job itself is not desperate, it's actually a good job imo.
You continuing to bump this thread reeks of desperation though |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:25 PM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig and desperation is rare ITE, or something? i'm interested in how this particular dood got this particular job because his school/grades seem to be similar to my own. i also thought some others might be able to weigh in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092180) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:29 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator Fair to say that there are plenty of desperate people ITE who would be biglaw pre-ITE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092217) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 11:44 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17079697) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 11:43 PM Author: Garnet appetizing legal warrant id do anything for this type of job but they would never consider me for it :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17079692) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 11:44 PM Author: racy aquamarine rigpig why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17079696) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 11:44 PM Author: Garnet appetizing legal warrant TT median (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17079710) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:27 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike that was basically a lock for staff atty type jobs in 2006 2007. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092200) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:34 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator 2006-2007 was another world, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092254) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:35 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike i hear even a few 5'2 aspies from shitstain T14's got biglaw in spite of having for shit below median grades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092258) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:37 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator Right around median, not 5'2" but yes, and I'll even raise you one "terrible personality". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092283) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:38 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike *below median
there, fixed that for you. |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:41 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator Oh, you're one of those faggots that has nothing to do but argue about my 1L grades back in the middle part of the last decade. And no, it was median. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092328) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:42 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike post your grades course by course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092332) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:44 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator Why don't I just post my 1L GPA? 3.3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092359) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:45 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike 3.3 is below median at NU. like texas, NU has a relatively inflated median of around 3.4 or above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092369) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:49 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator It is 3.3 (3.2-3.4 - it isn't a set number but there are ranges for grades). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092404) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:51 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike incoherent. NU has a 3.4 median. you were below median by a full tenth.
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:52 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator LOL, you don't even know how NU's curve works. http://media.photobucket.com/image/oh%20u%20mad/rastabori/Stlying.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092432) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:53 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike lol @ not even being able to click "view image." you got biglaw with below median, so good job. you will never get back 2 biglaw, so killself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092447) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:58 PM Author: High-end menage masturbator Man, the saddest thing about the internet is that I won't get to actually see your face when I get back in the game. But don't worry, I know you'll be mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092483) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:29 PM Author: Slippery Reading Party I'd kill for this job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092211) |
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Date: January 19th, 2011 2:29 PM Author: arousing ultramarine kitchen preventive strike what are you doing when your clerkship is up? MDH can't get you a staff atty job at his biglaw firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092219) |