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Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Heady splenetic field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: diverse voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Heady splenetic field As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: diverse voyeur ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: overrated soul-stirring church mexican lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Purple Concupiscible Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: brilliant fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: overrated soul-stirring church mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Heady splenetic field As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: aqua multi-colored jap I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: Brindle ticket booth lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: orchid hospital 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: Flirting plaza lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: coiffed half-breed son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Heady splenetic field "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: Heady splenetic field The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: Violent school cafeteria 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: frisky gas station cuck (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Heady splenetic field I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: frisky gas station cuck holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: aqua multi-colored jap 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: High-end round eye gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: Heady splenetic field It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: pungent lay This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Startling Dilemma Telephone I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: orchid hospital 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Flirting plaza wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: glittery primrose parlour juggernaut genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Heady splenetic field At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: Violent school cafeteria our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: obsidian trip stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Heady splenetic field "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: pungent lay This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: overrated soul-stirring church mexican this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: obsidian trip stage Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: Brindle ticket booth ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: brilliant fat ankles oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: orchid hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: swashbuckling affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: pungent lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Heady splenetic field Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: pungent lay BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Shimmering trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: Heady splenetic field After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: Purple Concupiscible Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: Heady splenetic field "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Purple Concupiscible Rigor OMG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: frisky gas station cuck lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM Author: brilliant fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: hot public bath trust fund omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: olive preventive strike Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM Author: Curious hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM Author: cracking library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Narrow-minded Exciting Clown 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: Flirting plaza pwn pwn pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM Author: contagious tanning salon idea he suggested LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: pungent lay WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: soggy theatre shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: arrogant ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Iridescent chest-beating mood simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: maroon 180 mental disorder goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Heady splenetic field "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: histrionic citrine legal warrant rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: dead fishy university death wish Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: Heady splenetic field As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: overrated soul-stirring church mexican ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Topaz Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Exhilarant Sooty Church Building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: dead fishy university death wish But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: overrated soul-stirring church mexican i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: dead fishy university death wish pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: brilliant fat ankles nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Heady splenetic field DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: brilliant fat ankles tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Startling Dilemma Telephone This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: contagious tanning salon idea he suggested nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Yellow Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Heady splenetic field "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: cracking library ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Big Selfie I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Heady splenetic field As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: Yellow Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Beady-eyed White Dingle Berry Legend omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Startling Dilemma Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Heady splenetic field "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Startling Dilemma Telephone ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: zippy turdskin black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: Heady splenetic field ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: contagious tanning salon idea he suggested that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: cyan main people 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: racy stead Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: racy stead And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: orchid hospital Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Sadistic hairy legs skinny woman 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Heady splenetic field Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: hot public bath trust fund must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Heady splenetic field “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: Flirting plaza ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: Violent cerise market To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Heady splenetic field As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: fiercely-loyal mildly autistic parlor i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: brilliant fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: slate volcanic crater foreskin shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Heady splenetic field “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: cracking library hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: Swollen brethren forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: Purple Concupiscible Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: cracking library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: soggy theatre shitlib holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: Spectacular old irish cottage house Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: hot public bath trust fund Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: effete philosopher-king this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: diverse voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: cerebral bull headed faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: Sadistic hairy legs skinny woman I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: wine stimulating cuckoldry pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: Marvelous greedy range crotch ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: Opaque supple elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: bespoke step-uncle's house pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: arrogant ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: orange address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: orange address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |