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What the fuck are Genies' problem? Why fuck over wishers?
| Jet-lagged trip brunch | 03/09/11 |
| Jet-lagged trip brunch | 03/10/11 |
| Razzmatazz double fault | 03/10/11 |
| Jet-lagged trip brunch | 03/10/11 |
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Date: March 9th, 2011 9:31 PM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch You wish for something like super strength but they don't upgrade your bones and you shatter them the first time you move. Why? Why do this? Why not just give legit super strength like he asked for? Why fuck this guy over? Who benefits from this? Are you trying to teach him a lesson or something? What lesson? Don't wish for stuff when someone offers to grant you a wish? How is that an objectionable behavior in any way? Why offer this service in the first place if you're just going to hurt people with no upside to anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17469632) |
Date: March 10th, 2011 11:19 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473682) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:23 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault imagine you spend eternity trapped in a bottle. every now and then someone releases you, and you are required to fulfill their wishes. having done so, you return to the bottle to wait god knows how long before someone else comes along and you repeat the process.
you'd probably be bitter, or at the very least, you'd need some lulz to keep yourself entertained. |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:26 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch why not require the third wish to grant to be death then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473724) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:27 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473731) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch hey, bro you get three wishes, but im not going to grant those shits unless you makes your first wish "I wish this genie dies after I grant the final wish." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473739) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:30 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault i suppose the genie could add that if the wisher doesn't agree to those terms, then the genie will fuck him on his wishes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473759) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:36 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch there we go, there's some rational self interested behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473800) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 5:34 PM Author: Blue curious plaza half-breed If I were the wisher I'd just say "OK, I agree to your terms." Then on my third wish I'd be like SIKE and say "I wish for this genie to be tortured by fire when he goes back to his dumb little lamp." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17476501) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:24 AM Author: Mauve Sticky Property Coldplay Fan wow brah, do u want to talk this anger out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473708) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:27 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch no, but if i ever find a genie, I'm going to make my 3rd wish that he gets an eternally itchy asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473732) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault he'll make it so that you are permanently implanted in his anus. your constant struggle to escape is what causes the itching. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473742) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:30 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch goddamnit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473755) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:31 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault i interned with a genie the summer after 1L (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473767) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:36 AM Author: Jet-lagged trip brunch did he have a dick, or just a wispy taper for a lower half? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473807) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 11:40 AM Author: Razzmatazz double fault he had a wispy taper, but i saw him floating in front of the urinal in the bathroom a couple times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17473836) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 12:42 PM Author: Vigorous fortuitous meteor piazza tyft exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17474330) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 2:46 PM Author: blathering office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17475376) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 2:48 PM Author: Zombie-like ivory goyim great exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17475393) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 2:57 PM Author: green fantasy-prone den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17475474) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 5:05 PM Author: Galvanic Red School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17476309) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: Filthy rebellious kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17477401) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 12:49 PM Author: Appetizing telephone principal's office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17849671) |
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Date: May 12th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: Racy violent hell shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17989671) |
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Date: March 10th, 2011 12:18 PM Author: Exciting Ape tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17474144) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 12:39 PM Author: Razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17849600) |
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Date: May 12th, 2011 5:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17989601) |
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Date: May 12th, 2011 5:09 PM Author: Boyish Bearded Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17989648) |
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Date: May 12th, 2011 5:11 PM Author: Mahogany parlor ceo perfect metaphor for "be careful what you wish for" and ppl whose lives are ruined by levels of success they can't handle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17989660) |
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Date: May 12th, 2011 5:13 PM Author: Shimmering Menage Round Eye tbf most genies are actually pretty straight up at granting wishes, you just need to make sure the wish is worded fairly thoroughly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1584220&forum_id=2#17989675) |